1 > 4 > 6 > 2 > 3 > 5

1 > 4 > 6 > 2 > 3 > 5

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    6 is the best

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    6 is pretty great actually, but I got to put 2 before it. 5 still blows though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      6 is the best

      >Rocky is literally brain damaged in 5 and will fricking die if he gets in the ring
      >does a speech in 6 to the board who gives him a licence that is just BUT I WANNAAAAA
      >they give him back his license

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's going blind in Rocky 2 as well. Continuity in his injuries isn't important. No one cares.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There's a difference between not being able to fight as good and literal brain damage with the potential to be lethal.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He fought the world champion in 1 and it was in the late 70. He's a 60 year old man with CTE in Balboa, in an era where they take a lot more care for boxer safety.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's such a good poster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he is getting a blowjob

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1 and 2 are one movie and 4 is another genre
    that being said:

    1&2 > 6 > 3 > 5

    4 is a cool "comicbook" take on Rocky (has the goat montage) but can't be compared to any other of the films; even his relationship with Adrian feels different.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah 4 is a cool movie but it doesn't fit the others at all, it's not about the character but defeating communism and getting revenge on an evil dude. Very much an action Film.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never understood why these movies where so popular. The fights I always enjoyed, everything around it is just sappy trash. Rambo's where it's at.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1>2>3>4>5>6

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the first Creed movie too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Marvel will pay for ruining Coogler's career

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAULIE

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > 2 > 3 = 6 > 4 > 1

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    4'th movie was pretty much just a long music video

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watch the directir’s cut of IV. It’s kino. Best movie of last year.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've heard it makes it a much better film but i never hated IV, V is the only real shit one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Am I the only person that liked 5?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's okay. Could have used some reshoots in the beginning so the kid isnt magically a teenager when Rocky comes back from Russia.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I saw it once and never again. Hated it for sure. I've never seen anything after V. I did however watch every Rambo and some of those are actually entertaining after 1&2 being the best for me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's fine if you cut out the kid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cutting out Paulie's robot is frickin stupid. The robot is very important to the movie because it shows Rocky was wasting money and it leads to his downfall

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Rocky was wasting money and it leads to his downfall
        That was Paulie's fault, he was a fricking moron and gave power of attorney to Rocky's accountant. Who then spent all of Rocky's money on shitty real estate deals and never paid Rocky's taxes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The robot shit is absolute kino, I suppose i can see it being cut because its too out there, but it seems realistic within the movies universe

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's 2=1>3>4

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      6 is kino. 5 is very enjoyable. What is your problem

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't seen them man

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Story checks out

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rocky V... that was the fifth one
    so Rocky V plus Rocky II equals Rocky VII Adrian's Revenge

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why didn’t they have him guest

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 > 1 > 3 > 4
    That's all I personally care about.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i have never seen a single Rocky movie is it worth watching in current year

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely. As is Rambo 1&2.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dont worry i've seen rambo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The first movie is weird because it's very different from the kind of movie you'd think it is just by going off pop culture. It has its own little weird mannerisms that becoming endearing as you wind through the series, until they eventually wear down your patience near the end but still feel comfy when doing so.

      There's nothing else quite like em.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Also, Rocky 1 Adrien is the best Adrien in my opinion.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Rocky III Adrian is.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I could see that, she is pretty sexy in that one. Also, anyone feel Apollo was WAY out of his wife's league? He could pull a much better looking woman in my opinion. I always thought that as a kid, and I still feel that way.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It wasn't about looks. It was about not being a nagging b***h always telling him to stop fighting. She got his head straight and finally supported him for a change.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    III > II > I > IV > VI > V

    III is underrated as shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it was ok but when IV came out with a bigger and badder villain then III was forgotten

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Director's cut of Rocky 4 is amazing. But I have a bit of a gripe with it. Stallone kinda hogged all the limelight instead of giving the guy who actually EDITED the movie the credit. Sure, Stallone was instructing him and making choices, but the dude actually doing the work wrangling that old footage into the director's cut is only mentioned passingly at the end of the credits. Stallone didn't "edit" the film at all. Stallone knows frick-all about film editing.
    >My friend was editor on the new Rocky 4 Director’s cut. He deserves to be on the poster—but isn’t. And that’s all you need to know about Stallone.
    https://twitter.com/montrealmarc/status/1459233892301430797

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't seen that cut yet and I'm looking forward to it. I love 4, even the awkward stuff like the robot(happybirthdaypaulie). Also, I always feel the need to tell this story when people talk shit about Stallone: In the 90s they used a building set for demolition in downtown Louisville as the building at the beginning of Demolition Man. So Stallone and Snipes came to Louisville(I'm sure it was studio mandated)to hype it up and we'd all watch the implosion together and get to talk to them afterwards hopefully. My dad took me and we waited for hours and Snipes showed up first. Walked past everyone, avoided eye contact and didn't stop to talk to anyone. I was really let down by that and my dad was like "Hey, don't worry about it buddy, maybe he was just busy". Stallone showed up about 15min later and spent fricking hours talking to everyone. Taking pics, signing autographs. He got to me and let me do my shitty Cobra impression(You're a disease...and I'm the cure)and he laughed his ass off. Gave me a hug and let us take a pic with him together. Talked to us for about 10min. So maybe Stallone does some suspect shit, but I'll never forget that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based Sly

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Word, he was cool as hell.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not like he didn't credit the editor in the film or anything. But he took center stage, and even the making of documentary is all Stallone, Stallone, Stallone with the editor only seen in the background. I don't think Stallone is a bad guy, but it's just a bit insensitive is all.

        Rocky 4 DC is amazing. It takes a very jingoistic film and injects nuance and empathy and a kind of lingering sadness.
        The OG is like:
        >"If I can change, and he can change. EVERYONE CAN CHANGE!"
        The DC is like:
        >"If I can change, and he can change... *pleading* Everybody can change."
        The Russian politicians don't applaud for Rocky in the DC. The sit in silence and then walk out. Drago is portrayed as far more tragic, fighting for himself, not for a system he doesn't believe in. Apollo is framed as foolish and arrogant for taunting Drago and turning a fight into a patriotic display, a Russia vs USA display.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The Russian politicians don't applaud for Rocky in the DC. The sit in silence and then walk out. Drago is portrayed as far more tragic, fighting for himself, not for a system he doesn't believe in. Apollo is framed as foolish and arrogant for taunting Drago and turning a fight into a patriotic display, a Russia vs USA display.
          Hyped me up to watch it. I'm gonna order it tonight when I get off work. I've been meaning to get in on physical anyways. This just kicked me in the pants to do it sooner.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Damn I'm so glad this released before that dumb war happened and they would be forced to re-edit that shit back in

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5 > everything else
    I have never seen a Rocky movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you should at least watch rocky. it's very good.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >HAPPYBIRTHDEEPAWLEE
    >*BEEP BOOP*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's exactly how I hear it in my head.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 6 1 4 3 5

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 4 6 8

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1>6>3>4>2
    Anyone else think it's weird that they just skipped 5?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'M NOT YOUR PUPPET ROCK!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, times are so tough he turned Middle Eastern.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Checked but seeing as he died of AIDS you should have went with black.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Rocky 4's new cut was great, and basically all the criticism I've seen is from people who preferred Rocky 4 as this ultrapatriotic cheese-fest. I always felt that aspect of R4 was completely out of character for the series.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not a bad lineup there, my thoughts really but might swap 2 and 6

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1&2 has the best rival
    3 has the best intro and rocky arc
    4 has the best training/no easy montages
    5 has the best plot
    6 has the best fight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3 was the best fight for me since he actually dodged instead of face to fist styling his way through a match like in all the others. At least, until that last round.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        today i will remind him of this kinography

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We can all agree that Paulie is the biggest piece of shit in movies, right?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Edited timeline

    1 and 2 as one movie -> 4 -> Rocky Balboa -> Creed > Creed 2

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    6>5>4>3>2>1

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1 > 3 > 4 > 6 > 2 > 5

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I assume Creed is non canon now if Sly wants nothing to do with the Drago series.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    4>3>2>1>5>6

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 > 1 > 4 > 3 > everything else

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If he dies, he dies

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5 was shit but i cried when he remembered old fart

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shit taste shit list.
    1 > 3 > 2 > 6 > 4 > 5
    Dolph is great but the cold war storyline is hackneyed shit.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did the directors cut ever get a physical release?

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Racists in this thread not including creed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's fanservice about random dude. Rocky was added just to sell it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah they're dogshit
      Apollo was a kino character
      Adonis is just an unlikeable Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah they're dogshit
      Apollo was a kino character
      Adonis is just an unlikeable Black person

      ?t=23

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    4>1=2>3>6>5

    While I agree with pretty much everyone in the thread that 5 is shit, I do want to give it props for having the only scene in the franchise that literally makes my hair stand on end. When Rocky is on the ground, and it cuts to Mickey yelling, "Get up you son of a b***h! Cause Mickey loves ya." Always gives me chills.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1=2>3>4>Balboa>5

    Haven't seen Creed or really care to honestly. 3 is great and Clubber was a better villain to than Drago.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rocky 3 has an amazing intro tho.

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