>1.4 billion intelligent spiritual people
>not a single kino
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>1.4 billion intelligent spiritual people
>not a single kino
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>RRR
>not kino
>intelligent
>spiritual
Lol.
Baahubali is kino though, if a bit too long. 7.5/10 for both parts
Been meaning to watch this. The "political" message seems a bit annoying but Rajamouli proved he can make big screen epics with Baahu
Bahubali is likely the greatest capeshit movie ever made. Every scene was enjoyable, even the accurate portrayal of Indian men's ludicrously aggressive idea of flirting.
Bahubali was an immensely enjoyable film, RRR got boring after an hour and a half or so. had some moments, but felt nothing like Bahubali.
Came to post this. I can't believe how good these films are.
>intelligent
>people
How much Bollywood have you actually watched? Its huge industry.
And it's all trash.
>*claps hands, starts bobbing head around, starts a dance number*
You forgot the marvel action sequences.
It's all shit, you fricking degenerate.
- Indian Cinemaphilener
Bollywood was a mistake.
- Satyajit Miyazaki
Watch The Music Room.
urge to poo in street, rising!
IMAGINE THE SMELL
Here's your kino
They don’t even own cars how are they going to be a superpower?
Don't they all ride little motorbikes instead of cars over there? I know those are popular in SEA.
4.1% car ownership in my state and it still frequently sees traffic jams wtf
Goa chads keep winning
So muslim and Siks are richer than hindus what, the heck.
They're whiter and less disgusting as well.
Top 3 entities who own properties and lands in India :
1. Indian Government
2. Catholic Church Association
3. Waqf Board (Muslim)
And you think europoors are cucked..
Even if it's 4% that's still millions of jeetmobiles
Goa is portuguese forever
They ride trains https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AytQEpwQUo
All of them at the same time
Also isn't Kashmir like a conquered Paki territory filled with Muslims and shit? How in the frick do they have more cars than Mumbai and Dehli?
>intelligent
SIRS PLEASE REDEEM THE BRAIN CELLS
Gangs of Wasseypur was straight kino
Patrician anon right here
is it worth it, or is it "so-bad-it-is-actually-good"?
It's good. Two parter gangster story following independence to modern era.
K2H2 is pretty kino
tumbbad (sp) is the best indian kino i've seen.
really good horror movie and i think most horror movies are shit so there's that.
>intelligent
Why cant they figure out how to manage their population or rail system or plumbing then? Why do they have shit worshipping festivals amd holidays?
Are you in the US? Do you have any idea how shit our infrastructure is?
https://www.forbes.com/sites/jamesconca/2021/07/31/americas-aging-infrastructure-gets-c-minus-on-its-report-card/
>Why cant they figure out how to manage their population or rail system or plumbing then?
Privatization and capitalism.
>Y-YOU FRICKING PINKO NIGGE-
I'm right. Seethe all you want but what India needs is a Mussolini tier Fascist jackboot in their ass and on their neck. Foreigner corpos would still be investing shekels into them except with autocratic dictatorship they would have better planning and goals.
Liberal democracy and free market doesn't work in developing country. It just doesn't, sorry. It barely works in the west and the only benefits are freedom to frick man ass and marry dogs anyway.
Talvar is pretty good
It looks like a fatass woman brapping a hole in her pants.
kek cannot unsee
>Europe looks like a buck getting broken by Saxons
>Chad looks like CHAD
>Niger looks like a drumstick
>South America is the African T-Rex's lower jaw
>intelligent
>spiritual
>people
>intelligent
>spiritual
their god is a demon
None of the native Indian religions are monotheistic.
The produce an endless supply of creative and novel movies.
The issue is that foreign audiences don't like watching Indians on screen. Its unironically racism and it's correct.
Their tiktok videos are better than anything any American has filmed in 15 years.
Indian tiktoks are the only tiktoks that fascinate and amuse me
What does "spiritual" actually mean?
they believe that cows are sacred animals and therefore their poop and piss have healing properties
it means shared cultural schizophrenic delusions
not even a euphoric atheist but that's literally what it is
Are you fricking jokin m8? I saw scenes of warriors catapulting themselves over city walls during a siege, a bunch of muscular men flexing their pecs at the protagonist (prior to a fight scene I think) and some dude on a motorcycle doing some kind of moronic flip killing dozens of enemies with machinegun fire. That's pretty fricking kino.
Indian kino:
Uri: The Surgical Strike
Kesari
I watched Pathaan as my first Bollywood movie and I liked it.
JAI HIND
The ultimate kino watching experience
They make kino 'toks though
Indian joker single handedly caused tiktok to be banned in India for being too based
Everyone in the subcontinent could die today and I wouldn't lose a wink of sleep.
>intelligent spiritual
pick one
>he doesn't know about Bollywood Terminator
>only MY caste is intelligent and spiritual
>everyone below me is filth and everyone above me is corrupted b***h basterd
I had no idea what country that was but instantly knew it was India because it was brown.
>people
Indians are not people.
literally subhumans. 800 million Pakis are literally the same, just Pisslam Poos. Same goes for niggesr and Chinkoids.
literally nothing of value would be lost and the world would be a better place if all of them disappeared overnight.
prove me wrong. you literally can't.
literally human garbage.
True but Indians I've met can type. Why are you worse than them?
>poos can type
good one, Pajeet.
u say Indians not smart, but what have YOU accomplished in ur life? Not your country, or its population... YOU?
i love big fat indian breasts so much bros
NAATU
NAATU
i heard the apu trilogy was suppose to be kino, before bollywood became cringe
>intelligent
>poopjeets
>intelligent
>people
Pick one.
How are Indians immigrating to Canada en masse? I’m German, educated with work experience, and it’s impossible.
Only poopskins are allowed in.
That sentence and fine seem ridiculously small for the offense.
>How are Indians immigrating to Canada en masse?
That's nothing. You should see straya.
Canada is a post national state. It has no culture to teach "newcomers."
I'm White. Canada is just a place I live.
Lmao he hasn't seen Robo.
The weird island cult people with 55 character names even make kino.
pic related inspired Taxi Driver.
Have you not seen Eega (fly) its my favorite.
Whats the Baliwood-kino with the guy that rides in on the hood of a jeep with a shotgun and begins blowing people up with it?
Not worth it. It's bad movie even for indian standard
What is kino?
Poos are too dumb to understand kino.
If there ever comes into existence a good poo director, all of the poos will ignore it.
>the perfect map doesn't exis-
KINOA
>Goofy smelling a fat woman's giant ass
>wypipo thinks all the people in a country speaks the same language and enjoys the same media
Americhuds too lazy to develop their own language so they kept speaking the language of the people they fought.
>WHAT ABOUT AMERICA
>americ-ACK !!
>1.4 billion
>another 1.4 billion next door
>0.007 billion of my people
i want off this gay earth
>intelligent
They shit where they eat and eat their own shit.
if they eat the shit after what's the problem?
They roll their kids in cow shit for good luck and worship outdoor toilets. Does that sound like a civilized society?
And in the US our kids kill each other in school. Or an incel does it. How advanced. This is truly what the forefathers had in mind.
No, not really. But in your civilized society your upper ruling caste sucks baby penis and bite off their skin. And you die for these people in random wars lol
I saw Pather Panchali
it was good
>intelligent
Source?
STEM graduates
this homie hasn't seen sholay hahahahah, what a fricking pleb
there's probably less than 1.4 thousand intelligent, spiritual people in all of asia, and none of then live on the subpoontinent
~$8.6 billion dollar annualy budget for any kind of media (movies, tv shows, cartoons, ...)
nearly nothing