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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when he doesn't bath for 2 weeks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow the outdoors sure are bright and full of glare in Canada, if only there were lenses or some kind of tricks you could do to mitigate that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the book she got nude in this scene. They all got nude.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        did they do that in real life?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only for you, Anon-sama

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Here's the scene from the book:

        > "Why is everyone taking off their clobber?" Blackthorn asked Mariko.
        >Mariko felt her prodigious nipples stiffening, they were large and in charge and it took a lot of stimulation to get them fully effect as they were now, but she felt shame getting aroused so soon after her husband's death. However an opportunity presented itself and she was thrusting over the Barbarian pilot something rotten. If she played her cards right she could see his girthy Brit-wang right here and now in the boat. She had heard takes from the Portuguese about Brit-wangs, they were apparently like an elephant's trunk and prehensile, not only that but there was a race among the Brits called "the Welsh Celts" that possessed penises as wide as a man's arm. Her tight Japanese Wendy-hole gushed out fluid at the thought of his it would feel forcibly ramming something that thick inside her, she hoped the Pilot had Welsh ancestry.
        > "I, erm, it's tradition." She stuttered regaining her composure, " It would be a great insult if you did not take off all your clothes right now, oh and make sure your job is hard. " she said with a twinkle in her eye. It was unlikely the Barbarian Pilot would fall for this so she might as well go all out, only she and the Barbarian could speak this language so nobody else would know.
        > "Such an odd tradition, when we beat the Spanish Armada, we just got a bit drunk in Plymouth... Heh, more or less the same result though, now I think of it! Shame to cut out the drinking part in between, that's the fun bit, but that's the sort of efficiency they have in the Japans, I guess." Blackthorn mused before starting to disrobe.
        > "What the frick dude?" Lord Toranaga said as Blackthorn started to get nude, but Mariko acted quickly, having anticipated this.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > "What the frick dude?" Lord Toranaga said

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Continued

          > "My Lord," the aroused Asian said to him in Japanese, " It is a great tradition in Britain for everyone in the ship to get their clothes off after a victory at sea, to not do so angers their powerful Christian God, Jesus Christ. " she knew it was blasphemy, but she had already come so far in pursuit of Brit-wang she wasn't going to let this opportunity to to waste.
          > "Really? Well I suppose you would know, being a Christian yourself. Very well, everyone on this ship must take off their clothes, lest we anger Jesus." Toranaga proclaimed.
          >Mariko smiled and a little drool slipped out of the corner of her mouth; this was all going well.
          > "You too, Mariko. You don't want to anger your God, do you?" Toranaga said into her ear.
          >Shit, Mariko had not anticipated this. Now if she wanted to see the Pilot's peen, she would have to expose her left breasts, large Bai Ling-like nipples and tightly muscled small Japanese axe-wound to the whole ship. The embarrassment, that a nobel lady, as herself, would suffer as the eyes of all men bore down on her lusting after her, especially now she was fair game as her husband had just died... No actually, she found to her surprise, that just made her even more tired up. Let them watch, let them drink in her beauty. She was sure it would make the Barbarian monkey pilot excited too, this was a good thing. She tore off her clothes in one movement, not caring about ripping the fabric, she was in heat, damn-it!
          > "Oi, oi, savaloy!" Blackthorn exclaimed in delight as he saw Mariko standing in front of him with her breasts and minge out. " that's a decent pair you got on ya, love. Nice tripe between her legs and all too, mate. " Mariko watched in glee as Blackthorn swelled beneath his loincloth.
          >Blackthorn removed his last remaining but if cloth covering his body and Mariko finally got to feast her eyes on his mighty member.
          > "I have never seen such a thick dick before. Can I touch it?" She asked.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Oi, oi, savaloy!
            He didn’t say this

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I assure you he did, Blackthorn WAS from the general London/Essex area.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Continued

            > "Sure, when in Rome I guess." He replied.
            >This was all too much for Mariko, her minge gushed out it's juices in a thunderous orgasm, as if she were pissing on the deck of the boat.
            > "Are you alright, love?" Blackthorn asked.
            >the shame of it! Mariko knew she would have to make amends for this disrespect so she knelt in front of the Barbarian to apologise.
            >In Blackthorn's native land it only means one thing if an obviously aroused naked lady kneels in front of a naked man. He obliged and held her head to skull frick her as soon as she opened her mouth.

            >when Blackthorn had finished up and Mariko had finished gulping down his filthy yoghurt, Lord Toranaga asked her to translate for him:
            > "Tell the pilot, his swordsmanship is impressive. Game recognises game. He is now my samuri and you will love with him and get to frick him loads. Assuming your husband is dead, which I am sure he is."

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Felt a bit rushed at the end

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Felt a bit rushed at the end

                I did have to abridge the actual surprise sex skull frick scene from the book as this is a blue board.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Konichiwa dude

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's not a very large knob. asian ladies are easily impressed, apparently

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they had no interest in barbarian wiener back then

      they would have found his size repulsive and demonic

      just like in ancient rome, the natural penis size was much more appreciated and idolized than the grotesque slugs that are seen as attractive today

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No? Like 0.0? None at all?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          where's the one with the asian guy watching through the window?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >just like in ancient rome, the natural penis size was much more appreciated and idolized than the grotesque slugs that are seen as attractive today
        Small penis size was just seen as appropriate and not vulgar, enough so to be displaced on statues and paintings.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you mean displayed?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IIRC, in the book the women taking care of him try to check out his wiener several times.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >natural penis size
        chuckled, and if you were trying to bait you succeeded.
        hellenic statues followed the standard that a small penis meant you had very little lust and did not let it control you, whereas a large penis was seen as someone controlled by lust, very uncivilised.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are agreeing with him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they had no interest in barbarian wiener back then
        a famous Australian WW2 soldier and Jap POW wrote about how they always wanting to see his wiener because he was 6'4.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was in the pool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just curious if you know how a penis works?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they had no interest in barbarian wiener back then

      they would have found his size repulsive and demonic

      just like in ancient rome, the natural penis size was much more appreciated and idolized than the grotesque slugs that are seen as attractive today

      Tiny dick, what's the hook?

      wmaf isn't a common pairing. I hope any asian men reading this realize that asian women are loyal to their people.

      They see him as a literal subhuman. Imagine an African man offering you a bowl of smelly food that resembled diarrhea. You would not eat it

      >t. r/asianmasculinity

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This fricking idiot thinks penises are always erect or something.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brotaro's mistake was to beat his wife inside Bong-sama's home. He should've dragger her ass out in the street and beat her there thus outside the domain of Anjin-sama.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god she is just so old though, they chose the most granny looking japanese woman possible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's just the right age because Asians tend to look a bit younger anyway. Are you Asian?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Major blue balls on the pheasant saga

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they killed a dude, and blackthorne now wants to get back to his ship much more badly now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but I wanted to know how tasty that pheasant was going to be

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This man's got his priorities straight. At least we got a hint of that English rabbit stew.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wypipo don’t season they rotten bird meat.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not the same without the sherry.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A good stew with a red wine sauce is fricking fire .

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Branch theory

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >konichiwa dude!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bluntthorne

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Passes the blunt to Brotaro
      >He refuses
      Dude has no chill

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Refusing the blunt

        Very dishonorable

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tiny dick, what's the hook?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shit boys, we already got a live one aaahahahahahhaah

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it fits the butt not the front!

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Blackthorne eats their cum-covered beans and doesn't even complain that badly about the smell
    >They won't even entertain trying his stew
    What the frick ingerlund bros?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically the worst thing about the show, second is the shit female fighting coreography in the forest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They wouldn't have been so squeamish had it not been for the rotting pheasant thing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They see him as a literal subhuman. Imagine an African man offering you a bowl of smelly food that resembled diarrhea. You would not eat it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine a situation where the food wasn't food at all anymore

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          resembled is the operative word. his stew looked like actual poop

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            unlike their beans, you mean

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's subhuman yet they need his weapons to defeat their foes who are empowered by their own white people weapons. The arrogance of these nips is pretty entertaining though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Black person-sama is preparing an African delicacy of mud cakes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Britbong offers cooked meat and veg in a stew
        >Jap offers seaweed, cum beans, live frogs and rice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For a society obsessed with respect, they can be really fricking rude sometimes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > society obsessed with respect
        japs aren't respectful, they are supremacists

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't it because of the meat... We've been through this a million times. They generally avoided meat for religious reasons even if some did eat it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's well established in the book that they don't eat red meat, only fish and sometimes not even that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >in the book

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not religious. Around the year 700, an Emperor decreed that most types of meat were verboten, and Japanese autism carried on with that command for over 1000 years.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Around the year 700, an Emperor decreed that most types of meat were verboten, and Japanese autism carried on with that command for over 1000 years.
          such an independent-minded race, those nippon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WILLFULLY eating english food
      why would anyone do this to themselves

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was a dead rotting bird like 10 feet away stinking up the joint

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's British. British food is legitimately dreadful. British woman and british food made british men the greatest sailors in the world.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >British woman and british food made british men the greatest sailors in the world.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a joke 500 years old still making anons laugh. Jesus christ.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            IIRC, Tudor England actually enjoyed a reputation for good food. It was the advent of the Industrial Revolution and then the Blitz that fricked up British food culture. Not that it ever had a France-tier reputation, but Britain had its food culture fricked and frankly a bunch of the good shit is so much more labour/time intensive than stuff like curries or stir fry

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's more down to the working conditions most of the UK were under apart from the Aristocracy. The Aristocracy always enjoyed French and Italian food, they travelled to Europe and had a culture deeply linked to that of France.
              Whereas the Working classes tended to work 12-15 hour days in the mines, in the fields, or later when industralisation really kicked off in the work houses and factories. The time for food preparation was very minimal and it was more a concern for getting as many calories down you as fast as possible wherever you are which is why we invented food stuff like the Cornish Pasty, the Sausage Roll, the Yorkshire Pudding, they're ready meals before ready meals were even a thing. It wasn't about quality living, it was about survival.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The full version is usually “the quality of English wine, English weather, and English women created a race of seafaring men”

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the drama of he had offered them something delicious that actually sounds weird on paper like black pudding.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was so sad for him when they said no and said he should eat it and he replied “it doesn’t taste the same unless you share it” and that got me in the feels bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bong food is so bad his own gardener killed himself.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wmaf isn't a common pairing. I hope any asian men reading this realize that asian women are loyal to their people.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "About 69 percent of married Asian women are married to Asian men, while 25 percent of married Asian women have white husbands. "But as common as marriages are between Asian women and white men, cohabitations are even more prevalent," says Ono. "In fact, Asian women are more likely to be living with white men than with Asian men. Nearly 45 percent of cohabiting Asian women have white partners, while less than 43 percent have Asian partners."

      https://web.archive.org/web/20211020033258/http://ns.umich.edu/Releases/2000/Mar00/r032300a.html

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >whites and blacks
        blue birds flying with blue birds
        red birds flying with red birds

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do I feel bad for Asian men? I really need to stop caring about this sort of shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          im white and i feel bad for them. asians are very docile and don’t cause any problems and yet don’t have good representation in the media whereas Black folk are the worst scum this planet has seen and they get worshipped by culture. it’s all backwards. i unironically felt happy when the asian guy in the walking dead got with the white chick. probably meant a lot for asian guys. im on your team bros

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >i unironically felt happy when the asian guy in the walking dead got with the white chick
            White too but i also always like it when an asian character ends up with a hot girl, and im glad kpop shit seems to be really helping their cause in the west recently

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cohabitation

        They come from a culture where concubinage is the norm, not marriage, so it makes sense that cohabitation would be the norm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no she doesn't care about a husband that was asigned to her by some village goober, how can this be???

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm fetishizing the male body but I'm totally straight
    Kys, homosexuals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >an image has an asian woman and everyone else lustin after the white man
      >ricecel sees image
      >lusts after it too
      pottery

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He seemingly got upset about just being tempted by male bodies in the catalog. Stop spamming.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He seemingly got upset about just being tempted by male bodies in the catalog. Stop spamming.

        Twisted homosexuals. On display

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your abusive husband who hates you and only keeps you around because soduko is too good for you?
    That guy?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >One of his descendants is a character in the show
    That is cool as frick. I'm feeling the urge to read the book now.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5 episodes
    >no YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    what gives?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kabuki theater hasn't been invented yet. It is very close to being invented though.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO soldier boy - tell em

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HE WAS A CONSUL OF MY GARDEN!!!

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, but it's my loyal consort Fuji protecting my home and my honor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      someone edit blackthornes gormless expression onto the monkey

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she should've gotten the rule

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can she even speak English? I know she was born in Aus, but still.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she was in deadpool?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Checked.
            Been a while since I saw Deadpool but doesn't she only say hi wade?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Previously on FX’s SHOGUN

    [...]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      arigatou anon, i'm glad at least one person here knows what the frick they're doing

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it bad that my gf is asian?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you’re under arrest

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick are Europeans blessed with such big dicks if they come from a colder climate. I can barely cope with this fact.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most intelligent overall = probably will slowly drift towards improving own genetics over the course of thousands of years instead of just impregnating a random woman and then bailing or having arranged marriges

      pair that with the fact that asians also eat little nutritious food (animals) and focused on worthless carbs and you have your modern day difference

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is nonsense

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Very insightful counter argument, I'll accept the concession right away before you continue to cope without engaging with what was said in the next reply.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There is no cogent argument to counter. It equates ‘improving your own genetics’ with ‘increasing penis size’, you think there was secret eugenic penis size program in Europe for thousands of years? The bene gesserit of penis size? It’s nonsense

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              because its not just about penis size, its overall body of asians which is the most androgynous from all other races, they are overwhelmingly short, small framed, small shoulder width, low muscle mass etc. Even the docile subservient behaviour in ALL of their societies, while still eating primarily carbs that are always accompanied with literal female hormone inducing estrogenic soi

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There are smaller races than East Asians who come from vastly different biomes with vastly different modes of sustenance and vastly different cultures and innate intelligence. And there is still no casual link between supposedly higher European intelligence and any supposedly eugenic reproductive patterns which would group all the traits you said as targets for selection.

                Moreover it ignores morphological differences which can’t be classed as dysgenic or eugenic nor associated or dissociated with androgyny, eg: limb to torso ratio, fat retention in specific areas, muscle fiber composition. Ultimately almost every group has ‘improved their own genetics over thousands of years’, otherwise they would not have endured in their given ecological situation

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >there is no link between a weather patern that will literally kill you if you don't prepare for half a year to withstand it and intelligence and eugenic selection

                You are very small framed and docile.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I never said anything about cold winters theory of intelligence differences and it is not what you were talking about to begin with.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You know Japan has earthquakes, tsunamis and that other asian nations have tropical storms and subarctic and arctic climate, not to mention the mountain ranges right? You do realise that, right? I think you do, which is why whites hire local guides to climb everest.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > right? You do realise that, right?
                Not him but this is one of the gayest writing patterns

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You do realise I don't care, right? You do realise that?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You’ll care once you’re dying of aids

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wouldn't that make him not care at all though? Since he's going to die

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He’ll care about his writing patterns which have him the aids, he’ll wish he had listened to me

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You know Japan has earthquakes, tsunamis and that other asian nations have tropical storms and subarctic and arctic climate

                Every fricking day, for half a year, everywhere at once on its territory?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is England flooded by torrents everywhere, every day, every time of the year and is it colder than Siberia or Korea?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The waves are Anglo Saxon territory, so technically yes.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, anglos have seasons and shitty weather, unlike asian berry pickers.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Did you miss the part about the monsoons, earthquakes, tsunamis?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, not to shit on your parade of fricking with a nitwit, but yeah, Nihon has quakes almost every day of the year all up and down the islands.
                Most are not anything special, but they do happen. It is a very geologically active archipelago.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Haha, it's almost as if HE is the nitwit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what matters a lot more is generations of monogamy
        more monogamous society - more effeminate race
        less monogamous society - more masculine race

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jacking off or having sex to keep warm makes your dick bigger

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >show is just a WMAF fantasy
    how did they get away with it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same way they always do with all other wmaf shows, its made by asians who are into it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's based on reality, on something that really happened instead of an entirely made up event. Also the Japanese in the show aren't made to be subservient to Blackthorne, they save him as much as he contributes to his Japanese benefactors.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        William landing in Japan and making friends with Tokugawa is real. Everything else is fiction.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't make friends with Tokugawa, he won his trust and deep respect to the point where he made him a Samurai, gifted him land, titles, an Estate, servants, wealth and allowed William to trade on behalf of Japan with foreign countries such as Vietnam and Thailand as part of trade missions.
          You're right the events in the show are dramatisations or fictionalised events but Williams Adams did land in Japan, did marry a Japanese woman, he had two children and became a Samurai. He was the man who convinced the Shogun of the dangers of the Catholics who in turn threw out the Portuguese and Spanish Priests, without William it is very likely Japan would be a very different place today, it's not an understatement to say that it is very possible without William Adam's intervention Japan could be a Catholic nation today much like South American nations.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >japan could have been like south am*rica
            anjin-sama.... i bow.......

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >much like South American nations.

            Or Italy. This would have no effect in their industry, stop spamming you christian-taliban gospel you fanatic.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, it would have. With Christianity/Satanism demanding passivity and subservience to israelites, especially those Dutch israelites trading slaves for other vices, Nihon would have fallen hard within 100 years.
              Instead they threw out the corrupters and killed the betrayers, saving their civilization from corruption for over 300 years. 15 generations of Nihonjin got to live as Nihonjin thanks to the death of those Satanists.
              That is a feat worthy of tales and praise.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the show runners are literally white asian couple

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Asian female writing team

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are there japs who have traced their lineage back to adams

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there could be people descended from him since he had a son and a daughter in japan but iirc detailed genealogical records were lost so no one knows

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are there japs who have traced their lineage back to adams

        >That one guy who does 21andme and discovers he is 10% British

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no one does these lame genetic tests outside of amerilardia

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >21andme
          Is this the special ancestral dna company for people with chromosomal deletions?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I figured something like 23andme could narrow it down

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there could be people descended from him since he had a son and a daughter in japan but iirc detailed genealogical records were lost so no one knows

      Wouldn't it be weird if there are family descended from the two children he had with his English wife who went to Japan and met up with the descendants of his Japanese wife, wouldn't that be weird? Haha imagine meeting your distant cousin as an Englishman and your cousin is a cute Japanese 18 year old girl haha.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys no matter how bored you get waiting for the next episode do not go watch 3 Body Problem. It's the worst thing ever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I said this in the other thread but imagine watching random 2 minute segments of Oppenheimer for an hour straight. That's what the episodes are like.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are there at least cute Asian girls there?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, gross Chinese and then browns and a fat white

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks, wouldn't bother to check then.
              Thought Netflix would at least wise up and hire some cute Chinese actress instead of Asian Americans.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me as a white anglo when I went to the swimming pool in Huludao.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why cant he just go home bros

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shouldnt he be all emaciated after him and his crew were so hungry they were chewing at calf leather?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should’ve seen him before they were starving.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BULKthorne

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And why does he have all his teeth?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie was 300lb before the voyage, that's why he's the only one with strength enough to throw the serving morons around and shout commands at them on deck. probably used his superior strength to hoard all the good rations too, that's why everyone else has no teeth and he's in great shape

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He self-rationed his food more efficiently, is all.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >there's a town in Honshu called Obama

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >playing Total War Shogun 2
      >get a notification that Obama was destroyed
      never fails to make me giggle

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Total McCain Victory

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that the badge of it?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Japs actually endorsing a show about a white dude who sails to their country and bangs their b***hes

    Why are they such good sports? There's literally nowhere else in the world that this would happen. You're never going to see blacks or jeets getting behind a show where a foreign shows up busts nuts all up in their holes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      William Adams was not some random white guy, without him Japan would end up like Philippine or any South American countries.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What did he do? I don't watch this show and haven't read anything about him.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't go that far. By the time he showed up resentment was already moving against the Catholics and their weapons weren't enough to regime-change the Japs the way they were able to do in those other countries (they had already tried using local supporters). Adams may have sped up the process but these machinations were already in the works.

          He was the one who gave the final push for the isolationism.
          He made Ieyasu realized that Europe is more than just Spanish and Portuguese.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, christ cuck, he didn't. Cry.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't go that far. By the time he showed up resentment was already moving against the Catholics and their weapons weren't enough to regime-change the Japs the way they were able to do in those other countries (they had already tried using local supporters). Adams may have sped up the process but these machinations were already in the works.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are they such good sports?
      Japan let the European Sperm Bank run in their country so any jap women can buy white sperm and shoot the kid out.
      China and Korea don't let them come in even though the sperm bank was interested in operating in their countries.
      Japanese are just different. You can hardly see any Jap international students or young immigrants while there are shit ton of chinese,koreans and all SEA people.
      Japs are just really different.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    brainlet here
    Ishido had a spy in Toranaga's camp but Toranaga found him, made him a double agent, and had the spy convince Yabushige that they found the spy and he died? (the gardener). Am I getting that right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. That spy is loyal and has been loyal to Toranaga. He calls him his most trusted samurai.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't think Ishido ever had a spy in Toranaga's camp as far as we're made aware in this show.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that all this small penis big penis talk is from BEFORE females got to have an opinion on anything. Of course they are going to say big wiener bad when everything is decided by small dick men.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the evolutionary advantage to having a small penis? How come this trait wasn't weeded out hundreds of thousands of years ago?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Humans have large penises compared to other primates

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in relation to their body size*

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And in absolute terms

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder
    >beef and potato stew won
    >cheese won
    >hamburgers won
    >Natto lost

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A Norseman washes up on the shores of the Japans instead of a Englishman

    what changes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese would be bred out of existence by a single viking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has no guns and canons so the chatholics win and the japs don't side with Hitler and never get nuked so they never come up with anime.

      Dungeon meshi never comes out.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >so they never come up with anime.
        considering they were drawing pictures of their women fricking various animals long before the arrival of cathocucks i would say that anime was and is inevitable in every alternative history

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >never get nuked so they never come up with anime
        they came up with anime because of disney

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thrown into a boiling cauldron before midnight

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There were no Norse people left in the year 1600.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WRONG
        chr*stcucks lost

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there are several notes about people doing "pagan" rituals and praying to fertility gods and what not before harvests as late as the early 1900s (though everyone was officially, and probably genuinely, christian as well)

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So John as a hatamoto can just go around ordering people's deaths now?
    Seems legit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuji just cares too much about the house and Anjin sama

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's legally allowed to test his sword with the blood of merchant now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, hes the hatamoto of the soon to be shogun, an officer acting under a general of a militaristic feudal society, if she didnt take his word as law then he could have had her killed instead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they are nobodies yes. Reminder that samurai could legally strike down peasant passersby to test out the edge of their blades, and the families of those slain could only seethe and boil over it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tsujigiri is a meme

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Incorrect. A peasant family could go to the samurai family that ruled their land and petition for justice.
        Killing random peasants was a no-no. Killing your peasants was usually stupid as they made your food, which is how you paid your taxes to your liege.
        Overall, while some would say it could happen, the truth on how much it happened would probably shame modern day police officers in the west on their kill rates.
        Also, not that it would be talked about much, the peasants could often go to an yakuza oyabun or wakagashira and ask for vengeance. Many samurai had vices that they indulged in, like gambling, drinking, and whoring around. Such activities could engender debts of a monetary or favor nature that could be used to indirectly achieve some small measure of justice.
        There was a reason the common folk tolerated the yakuza for so long.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tbh the only thing done wrong here was not double-checking with anjin-sama what he wanted done with the scoundrel who took down his priced maggotbird
      >anjin-sama you are back, we have the gardener locked in here, he took down your bird. how should he be killed?
      >what? no that's not what I meant lol, just set him free again
      >oh okay lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tbh the only thing done wrong here was not double-checking with anjin-sama what he wanted done with the scoundrel who took down his priced maggotbird
        That's because the issue was fast-tracked by the spy dude who needed the gardener to die so he could frame him for being the spy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They say he determined it was a household matter

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And he conveniently moved it along so they would get the job done before Anjin came back.
            >Toranaga tells spy to frame someone to take the heat off
            >Spy convinces gardener to take one for the team by stealing the pigeon and incurring certain death
            >gardener does so for the good of the village while not realizing he's also doing the spy a solid
            These are simple plot points.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that makes sense. I'm glad I have people smarter than me, like (You) explaining the episodes after I have seen them, so I can realise the nuances and stuff.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I understand this. It doesn’t make it any less dumb.
              If he decides it’s a household matter it’s clearly not up to him to hurry up the gardener’s death. It’s a contrived and unconvincing storyline

              that makes sense. I'm glad I have people smarter than me, like (You) explaining the episodes after I have seen them, so I can realise the nuances and stuff.

              Mental moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's the village head, that's still enough sway for him to convince Fuji to wrap up the business since her standing orders were already TOUCH-DIE

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                His role as village headsman is to get the stinku gone. The death of the gardener is not part of wrapping it up and not something he can expedite

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, they mention he volunteered as he was sick. Additionally, if Meijuru plotted this it could have repercussions on Fuji or other people.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Remember that Meijuru was the one presiding, probably brought the issue up in the first place.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh yeah, forgot, I meant Toranaga's spy by "Meijuru"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was it really her or the village chief/Toranaga's spy-Samurai who directed the execution?
      Fuji definitely wasn't in on the hoax; did she accelerate things in hope that Blackthorne kills her, thereby granting her the death she has been longing for? In that case she would have seen through his word beforehand. If not, was she dejected for not fulfilling her duty? Hard for me to read the nuances of this scene.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The headsman decided it was a household matter, it was Fuji and the household who did it. They don’t describe exactly what happened because the whole scenario is completely contrived and moronic so making any of it explicit would make that even more obvious

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That looks like Andrew Tate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you wish to have a jaw and chin like that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tate is an actual subhuman

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wait weren't his eyes blue?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He has contacts with maybe a little cgi for the show

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when will John realise that the based and redpilled option is WMAM?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In 2-3 episodes and he'll forget the taste of bong pussy.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Blackthorne retrieves a cutlass from his ship
    >he and Buntaro get into a duel over Mariko
    >shitty katana bends, chips and shatters on first contact with the cutlass
    >yooooooooooooooo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the scene snaps back to just before the fight, it was all gaijin-san's imagination
      >as the duel begins and their swords clash the cutlass is sliced in half instantly, and buntaro does an elaborate slash at him
      >"oi buntaro ya slanty-eyed fricksmear, ye missed"
      >"rooku.. againu....."
      >closeup of blood on his groriousry forded katana
      >anjin falls to one knee, blood seeping from his side
      >"bloody 'ell govna, veese blades are .. superior ....."
      >he slumps over
      >yyyyyooooooooooooooooooo

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is the official fx podcast any good?

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuji-sama making me want to betray the white race, bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Betray? They aren't loyal to you. You know who would be? Fuji.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese are honorary aryans, there’s no betraying

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's allowed

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Korean chicks are so disgusting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Korean chicks are so disgusting.

      They look like they got surgery designed to make them look like white peoples who got surgery designed to make them look Korean

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol, asiaticcel is so desperate that his threads are pretty much dead so he came here to spam his ugly plastic garbage pics.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      They look like they got surgery designed to make them look like white peoples who got surgery designed to make them look Korean

      God created Korea specifically to make Japan look better by comparison

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They look so fricking creepy. Plastic surgery ruined South Korea

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Think the rotting bird was going to be a metaphor
    >It isn't
    So what was the point of it?

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll 'av ichi sake and a large portion of chips lass, aree gato

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Had me howling

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Due to season 1 being a smash hit, a second season has been greenlit where we'll follow the legendary samurai Yasuke.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i will not be one bit surprised if they walk back their words and somehow squeeze a second season out of this
    the money is just too good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Without source material ? It will be shit, I’d rather they’d not

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2nd season based on Osaka campaign with Toranaga and Blackthorne as the opposing side this time would be nice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Without source material ? It will be shit, I’d rather they’d not

      2nd season based on Osaka campaign with Toranaga and Blackthorne as the opposing side this time would be nice.

      They will do Clavell’s other books

      How to achieve that body natty?

      Rabbit stew and rotten pheasant

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How about three seasons? If they could do it to the Hobbit, then they can do it with this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2nd season based on Osaka campaign with Toranaga and Blackthorne as the opposing side this time would be nice.

      [...]
      [...]
      They will do Clavell’s other books

      [...]
      Rabbit stew and rotten pheasant

      How about three seasons? If they could do it to the Hobbit, then they can do it with this.

      If they do more seasons it will likely be with a completely different team and maybe even completely different actors. Basically the same in everything but title.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've been autistically into katanas for about 4 days and I appreciate the little wavies on the blade.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >wanted to get one for a while now
          >wife says no but she can see I'm jonesing for a 'tana
          >she keeps buying me utility knives for my bday to try to delay the inevitable
          Sigh

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just buy one foo
            Swords of Northshire has a cool customize thing that's under 300 bucks, and according to some reviews they're pretty well made, not like some garbage you find in malls.
            The wooden display stand thing is like 25 bucks, but I lucked out and my dad is a carpenter so he can easily make one for me, stain it and all that.
            Don't let your woman run your mancave.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              > Don't let your woman run your mancave
              homosexual worm

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have no balls, nor do you have a girlfriend.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yep can’t let the ol ball and chain tell you how to run your mancave. Mine’s got Lego sets, a flat screen, a ball pit, one fridge for my IPAs and one for my ice cream, a signed poster of Obama (Michelle, that is). Life is pretty sweet in my mancave

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Don't let your woman run your mancave.
              Unfortunately she actually believes in equality and also walks the walk. She makes more than me and pays for pretty much everything. she even drives me around everywhere because I'm too scared to drive. I'm simply too NEET to assert dominance. I'm not proud of my wife becoming my second mom but that's the way the cookie crumbled.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >not American
                Please buy your katana and commit suicide with it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he married a Thai woman
                OH NO NO NO

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                As a Thai, it'd be weird to marry anything else kek

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I want to frick your Thai wife and impregnate her with hapas

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks I think.

                >letting a woman drive
                >letting an ASIAN woman drive
                >letting an ASIAN woman drive HIM
                g.r.i.m.

                She hasn't had an accident, she's a very careful driver. On Bangkok roads, that's almost unheard of.

                hows your sex life?

                Was alright for a while. But we've been together for over 10 years now so we're basically boomers now. We've both kind of gotten lazy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >letting a woman drive
                >letting an ASIAN woman drive
                >letting an ASIAN woman drive HIM
                g.r.i.m.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                probably the biggest surprise i had when being in thailand was that despite having horrible traffic at times barely anyone was honking

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah people usually only honk to get some pedestrian out of the way.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i came straight from vietnam where i had headaches most days from the fricking honking

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Vietnam is chaotic. Bangkok used to be pretty bad as well but then the mass metro systems started popping up.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >there's a station called SRT projects

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            top kek

            >"How about instead of a katana, we get this? It's the latest craze in Switzerland!"

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              lol
              someone should make a video called japanese sword vs swiss army knife
              and let the swiss army knife wielder win

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          my first thought when i saw that image was 'what a nice hamon (the wave pattern)'

          >wanted to get one for a while now
          >wife says no but she can see I'm jonesing for a 'tana
          >she keeps buying me utility knives for my bday to try to delay the inevitable
          Sigh

          as someone who bought one last year, a legit one from japan, i say, dont do it. it sits in my wardrobe.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >i say, dont do it. it sits in my wardrobe
            Yeah that's kind of what I figured. Not like I have much room for it anyway. She already built this display casing for me so I feel like taking up even more space with a sword is pushing it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              hows your sex life?

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How to achieve that body natty?

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anybody got the yabu "i'm playing both sides" image

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yabu truly creates the best memes from the show kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Poor guy trying his best to be Sima Yi and end up looking as chump to both sides that he supposed to manipulate.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet she'd eat all the eggs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you don't have to tell me what happened, but you must eat this bowl of natto

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking hate her face bros. i hate how south east asian she looks. i fricking hate it. they shouldve chosen a 100% japanese beauty but instead they went with this westernised mutt probably to appeal to westerners.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She aint bad, but still prefer cute Fuji.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fuji should have been mariko. its shogun not fricking some vietnamese toilet scrubber show. fricking flat faced mongoloid b***h

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is why no one takes you seriously, chang. Asian-Americans are the lowest form of life, literally beneath tapeworms. You are a parasite.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine the hapas…

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            im white. anna sawai looks like a mongoloid. end of story

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >im white
              Biggest lie you've told so far.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >mongoloid
              You mean like the Japanese man who played literally Genghis Khan? Checkmate, chang.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I never realised that was him in that role. Was he dubbed over?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think she's the perfect choice for that reason, mariko's meant to be an undesirable disgrace to her japanese husband that only a waito piggu would fall for

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i hate how south east asian she looks
      Yeah her nose is too narrow for Japanese who tend to have more bulbous monkey noses.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She has a coke nostril

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a gay.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yabubros... we've been found out. How do we respond without sounding mad?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bu-bu-but our sunrise.
      kek. I love him so much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OOGGGOGOOGOG

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >So yeah I like privateering. Uh, what can I say? There's nothing like the rush of hunting people down and killing them! I mean my heart's beating-- my heart's beating! My hands are shaking-- my hands are shaking! But I'm still shooting! And I'm still getting kills! It's like, BOOM! CHAIN SHOT! BOOM! CHAIN SHOT! BOOM CHAIN SHOT!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FPS Anjin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Well, privateers use their hands 12 hours a day. So that could be interesting

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is Kiku the spy they were actually looking for, or was it really Toranaga's spy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is only one spy in the village and the episode literally spelled out who it is.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it was obvious, I meant my head was also thinking there's another, i.e. Kiku since she's so fricking shady. I haven't read the book.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kiku does seem to be more shady in the show than in the book, but assuming they follow it she is not a spy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kiku is just a troublemaker. Not a spy.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be old man
    >just want to tend to the garden
    >but you're sick and have trouble moving around
    >presented with an opportunity to help your lord to give your death some meaning

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve rewatched the scenes with him and Anjin’s remorse of his words a lot
      Something about this simple man makes me feel feels

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a scene where he reminisce about Korea with the village chief. Has me wondering whether or not Uejirou was a Samurai or Ashigaru himself and involved in the spy-hoax.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he just talks aloud about Korea, the village chief doesn’t say anything at all.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea about moviemaking, so someone please explain this to me:
    Why do some segments of Shogun look absolutely great (interior shots, some landscapes) while others look like they were made by amateurs with an iPhone (most night shots, the escape from Osaka fights, rescue of rodriguez, OPs whole ship mini-arc etc.).
    It genuinely looks like out of a 90s telenovela.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you thought maybe she was already thirsting for it because years she spent with this guy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if anything that guy dried up her pussy so much that blackthorne was a shock to see, so in a way he did increase her bwc lust

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont care what time in history it is or what the circumstances are, you are getting no pussy with a cut like that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this show has that hairstyle making a comeback. in 3 years max you'll see.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not true. I cut my hair like that when I was a student. At first it was for a drunken bet, I was going to shave my hair off totally to save money going to the barbers, but my friend Malcolm offered me £50 if I could have it cut like a monk for a weekend. I said yes if he would buy me a monk habbit too and he did. Malcolm had more money than sense.

        That weekend I went to Cream in Liverpool wearing my monk stuff and the amount of girls I had lusting over me was unreal. All Irish girls, but beggars can't be choosers. Anyway, long story short my monk display netted me £50 and my first threesome that weekend, so needless to say I kept it up for about 6 months and must have dipped my wick in half the expat female student population of Dublin.

        Know your audience and any haircut will get you clunge.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tsuji is a legit man of God and views her as nothing more than star student and surrogate daughter.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guys. the Anjin-sama actor says he liked Fuji and the actress. lol

    new interview from Japanese Disney+.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im white and i would frick anna sawai
    nuff said

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people ITT think shes japanese
    lol...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You've never seen Thais

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Blackhorne sound like stereotypical pirate? Just without saying "arrr me matey" all the time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's from cornwall

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blackthorn is based on William Adams, a ships pilot who fought along side Francis Drake against the Spanish Armarda. Generally sailors at the time were a mix of people from Devon, Cornwall, Bristol and Cardiff and a few from London like Adams. The accents all mashed together from long periods in ships with just each other's company which is where the traditional sailor accent came from, although today it is most commonly used for pirates in films, this is pretty much what most of them genuinely sounded like.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He should say shiver me timbers more often

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So are these threads 95% shitposting about inter-racial sex or do people actually talk about the show sometimes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the show is about wmaf thoughbeiet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's unironcally the best thing on tv atm, the problem is there's just enough waifu bait and wmaf sexual tension to stir up Cinemaphile and detail every thread.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's unironcally the best thing on tv atm
        doesn't mean much

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