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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna cuddle a seal so much broes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plenty of coats available. They’re quite soft. Bid morbid but easier to do plus you don’t have to worry about getting bit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      seals can gnaw your face off

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How were humans able not only to tame like 90% of animals on the planet, but make them able to show some form of affection towards us

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          God made humanity to be masters over all creation.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            frick humanity

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he cute

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    hes going to die, isnt he?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he lives in our hearts

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      we all are

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leopard seals look like dinosaurs

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Life without arms would suck. I know they don't know what it's like to have arms but I still feel bad for them

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      🙁

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      I am sorry but yes, he did die, he was killed by Killer Whales

      Just a reminder that in one of the first documentaries ever made, The Great White Silence, the film crew shot harpoons at a killer whale that was trying to eat a seal because they felt bad for the seal. No filmmakers today would have that kind of balls.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Total Killer Whale Death
        TKWD

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOOOOOOO WHY DOES THE PREDATOR EAT FOOD TO SURVIVE AIEEE THIS ISNT FAIR FRICK YOU WHALE GET HARPOONED
        frick off

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. sociopath

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Humans are the apex predators of this planet and whales only live because they are allowed to.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I read this with the voice of that fake chink man from south park

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, eat your seals, just don’t do it in my presence

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What have seals ever done for mankind? Killer whales have allied with us in the past, they could do so again if we set things straight.
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_whales_of_Eden%2C_New_South_Wales

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What have seals ever done for mankind?
          They are an elite squad in the US military moron

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Like I said, what have they ever done for mankind?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          People inevitably ruin everything.

          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romeo_(wolf)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then they went below deck to have some veal sausage and lamb chops

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that seal then went on to eat the cutest crab imaginable

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't seals brutally hunt Penguins? Frick them, killer whales are buttholes but since I don't give a frick about fish the buck for me stops at protecting these guys.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            One can only wonder how many thousands of poor fish it took for that disgusting blob of fat to get that big.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Kiwifarms in a nutshell

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        unless they all went vegan afterwards this is the most hypocritical bullshit ever.
        >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE PREDATOR CANT FEED ITSELF THATS SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        >but my hunger is allowed to be sated with the deaths of all the animals i like, t-thats different okay

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's not a fun fact

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        anti-nature barbarians playing God

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meh.
        Let us know when they club an orca to death with a seal.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >killing a big intelligent life form because muh heckin cute ball of fat

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this usually what they ho through, of is that particular pup fricked?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i hate the animal kingdom
          why is it so cruel

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Evolution is not grounded in nobility.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sad but lions are inherently evil so whatever

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. demented b*dhist

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >oh god you stupid gay walk like a real lion
              >hurry up I want to get to the water today!
              >shouldnt have smoked all that crack when I was pregante
              >where ate the hyenas when you need them?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXIqM7FxJow

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            "He who is strongest survives" - Carl Sagan

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just wait until you see what humans do to animals

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Try to kill them as painlessly and quickly as they can?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            be nice to the animals
            feed the birds in your garden
            what do you get?
            fat birds that are already forgetting how to find food
            and a lot of shit.
            Then go one further and try to stop them pecking the shit out of each other as they fight over the free food.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            what else do you do with teeth and claws when you are hungry?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          my heart is in pain

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          so the pups can't get into the water with their white coat? they need to shed it first?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Something like that. Either way, the pups can't swim at first.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              are they stupid? no but seriously I wonder why, that's not super helpful when a polar bear is hunting you down

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he just like me fr

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If only I was there. I could have clubbed him and taken his coat.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does his mom sometimes drop off meals to him?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. He's all on his own now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >surviving on his fat reserves

      he's just like me!

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I-is he gonna be ok?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      hes going to die, isnt he?

      I am sorry but yes, he did die, he was killed by Killer Whales

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Life is just pointless suffering. The day this shithole is finally going to get sterilized by the extending sun will be a good day.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >▶
          i know
          it is horrible and this is why i am an alcohol

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go away Lanza, nobody likes you.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i can't wait to die

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            By all means, go ye forth.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              you first, israelite.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one who 'can't wait to die', little b***h. We're not going to stop you, so get on with it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re a very confused individual

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Most sane and hormonally healthy vegan.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gonna get that homie good

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >March 2012
          >not even into Obama's second term yet

          I wonder what this guy knew.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That we were going to have an Obama second term.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The most terrifying part of that is that Killerwhales are so smart that they know exactly what they are doing, they know full well that they are going to kill another being and that such being experiences pain etc. They are not just instinctual

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They are not just instinctual
          most animals aren't

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            On the wild most are and lack sufficient cognition for it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        clever girls

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's in good flippers.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        One of my favorite shots in recent BBC documentaries. It almost makes me wonder if/how they staged it.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being a child was loving killer whales, being an adult is becoming fully aware of the orca menace

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      I am sorry but yes, he did die, he was killed by Killer Whales

      Orcas are the Black folk of the sea.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not true.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >implying Black folk don’t kill other Black folk all the time
          Despite being 13% of the whale population...

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I look like this and act like this.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'll fit right in around here, welcome aboard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >goon sesh with paul giamatti

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao all these redditors seething at orcas

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Orcas are the Black folk of the sea.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orcas are /misc/-tier: love to hate 'em but on a certain level need 'em.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >two warring enemies declare a truce and form a temporary alliance to fight against a much more dangerous threat
    Love this trope

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I tried, Dutch...in the end...I tried...

      This is why vegetarianism is misguided. Humans kill animals with a minimum of suffering.

      I had an idea for a /misc/-style internet campaign, where a fictitious anti-carnivore movement is created. Basically left-environmental people who want all predators relocated to managed zones where they're fed a vegan diet, people who are consistent and are equally indignant about tigers & orcas killing animals.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Minimum suffering
        What a fricking joke. You can source ethical meat, but factory farmed animals suffer for their entire short lives

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did he do it bros

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't know but it makes me want to cry

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why didn't those bbc PSYCOPATHS just TAKE THE PENGUIN and feed him and pet him and then he would not die a futile death???? fricking britbongs i hate them

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They brought him back to the rest of them, he just kept going back there.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't know but it makes me want to cry

      why didn't those bbc PSYCOPATHS just TAKE THE PENGUIN and feed him and pet him and then he would not die a futile death???? fricking britbongs i hate them

      >kinos humans will never understand

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He fell for the Ryan Gosling meme

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"To there!" his indomitable Faustian spirit called out to him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't women understand mgtow?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      >kinos humans will never understand

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw mom found my BLACKED folder

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOT THE HECKING SEALARINO

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      being unable to empathize and feel sympathy for an animal is Black person behavior btw. Black folk can't feel sorry for anything lesser than them because they are literally the bottom of the barrel.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah you're right we should hunt all the bad bad orcas to extinction, and put all the cute sealarinos and penguies in zoos so they can never be hurt again. get a fricking grip

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys edgelord

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOO THA BAD BEAR EATED THE HECKING PENGUIEEE NOOO WHY DIDNT THE CAMERA MAN SHOOOT IT AHHHHHH I FRICKING HATE HUMANITY THE SOONER THE SUN BLOWS UP AND KILLS EVERYONE THE BETTER
        yeah and I'm the edgelord.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can just tell from that image you have chosen to post that you're a LAME

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're seething

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              frick off cape shitter, your life is shit

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can tell you're brown

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I tried, Dutch...in the end...I tried...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is worse than the holocaust

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          This thread took a turn for the worse, let's get it back on track.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah this one actually happened

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          hahaahahehehehehheHAHAHAHAHAHH
          le epic 4chinz reponse xD

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            rofl why are you so mad, get a grip homosexual

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              its leftypol patrolling Cinemaphile, they've been mad about recent posts made here

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        because its real

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i-im fine let me just rest here.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        >kinos humans will never understand

        NO
        NO

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do regular people watch and enjoy these shows? It’s fricked.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        its nature
        prey eats grass,predator eats prey, eternal balance

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can hear a gay englishman singing

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you eat meat?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Such is Life.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      DON'T YOU
      FORGET ABOUT ME

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It shows the dignity of wild animals. They don't panic, or feel sorry for themselves when they die. They gracefully fall, and go to rest. Even in death, they have a remarkable integrity.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell that to the deer being ripped apart by komodo dragons while screaming in agony

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're right. Being eaten alive is universally terrifying. A cruel fate indeed.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sometimes my girlfriend bites me and I usually end up reacting by punching her in the head. There's some kind of instinctual terror you feel when another creature chomps down on you.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah. When a jaw clamps around a part of your body, instinct takes over to fight or get away.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's not normal to react to that by punching her in the head, bro.
              that shit is on you. maybe see someone about it.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              certified schizo moment

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Care to explain how that's schizophrenic behavior?
                >certified newbie moment

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not even dead yet
      >hungry seagulls are already landing next to him
      damn

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    BIG
    BAD
    HARV

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ayo dis homie ZESTY

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      babish in mental institution

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nature is beautiful

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      PENG PECKING

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      HES RAPEING ME!!!!!

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you cannot feel empathy for animals, then you are sub human.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel an equal amount of empathy for the seal, as I do the orca. It's why I'm not wetting myself crying that it got eaten.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I think I'm done.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i bet the fricking bbc planted that seal right in front of that polar bear

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        100%

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thread about seals and orcas
        >starts talking about black dick

        do ameritards really?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people insist God is real

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i just give them this look when they start rambling about god

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >people insist God is real

          having fun replying to yourself because nobody else gives a shit about your fedora tipping?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You still live in the world that you hate regardless of whether or not you believe in God. For some reason though you prefer to believe that the suffering that surrounds you is meaningless than believe in a God that gives that suffering meaning.

        Have you even stopped to wonder why that is?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      me on the left

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the polar bear going to eat its own cub?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      DON'T STO-

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    hahahahahahaha c**t just accepts it

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The director, crew, and anyone that has spread it should be killed.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why didn’t you stop it
    >why are you just watching this
    >my murder is your entertainment
    Yes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cat people are shit people.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >because animals eat meat God can't exist
    I mean, I don't come to Cinemaphile for intellectual theological discussions but shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's right though.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because animals devour one another in excrutiating pain is proof enough that the Abrahamic all-knowing, all-powerful, all-good God does not exist.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        why?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because there is no point why an all-knowing, all-powerful, all-good God would allow that occur.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your argument is circular and not based in scripture just some vague idea you've developed from general osmosis of thought.
            I recommend you read The Problem of Pain by C. S. Lewis, or any of the thousands of learned theologians that have been pondering such thoughts for literal thousands of years. Your idea is not new or unique it's something scholars have been debating forever. They're far better placed to answer your questions than I

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't need some old farts to tell me what to think. They just apply backwards logic on shit to justify their hilariously contradicting and childish scriptures. Same story as always. There is no all-benevolent, all-powerful God. Every single day of existence is further proof it. Might as well believe in the Matrix.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don’t read
                yeah we know

                It's nature, bro. Everything comes into existence and will ultimately leave it. But it is remarkable that humans feel empathy not only for each other, but for other creatures. It's a strange burden for us to carry: we feel grief and sadness for animals that are may not feel it for themselves. It's a mysterious world...

                it’s not a mystery at all in your own fricking view. people bear baited and burned cats for centuries and thought nothing of it. empathy is a trained, learned response to help group cohesion.
                it’s not some inherent magical fulcrum that all of mankind abides to like a law, it’s conditioning. you can condition animals to have it by punishment and reward, the same way society and your parents did. did greeks throwing babies off of palisades not have empathy, or just different conditioning? stop trying to romanticise your own materialism by appealing to mystery, there is none

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is also the platonic god, and zoroastrian god, and brahman, the prime hindu god. you’re moronic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this kind of question has already been addressed any number of times thousands of years before any of us were born

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you know for being a huge animal i never seen an elephants dick in a video are they dicklets?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't know

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >elephant in musth
      >"let's get close to it"
      dumb b***h

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Close one. Those loose dogs were looking for trouble.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Long live the king

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good man

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kitten desperately clinging to ledge while a diverse dog-gang waits below
      What kinda cartoon bullshit is this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no, for me
      >*pushes the kitten off the ledge*

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The lighthouse, live action adaptation

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is bigfoot killing that terror bird

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kong vs Rodan.webm

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Surely if I pinch one little chip he won't mind

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      shouldnt have nicked me chips

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FLY YOU FOOLS

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cyka

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's going on here

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        they suck the blood out of their enemies to get their pink coloration

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        they suck the blood out of their enemies to get their pink coloration

        Nah they get the red from the small shit they eat no clue what its called. What we see here is easy: The female bird didnt feed the baby as she should, so, while fricking her relentless, daddy told her one last time to do it. She still b***hed and so, like any responsible parent, he did the only right thing he could and crushed her skull with his beaker right as he came. Now he is holding her bleeding corpse in a way that her blood is dripping down her own beaker and into the babys mouth. Her blood will feed her once more. Afterwards he will leave. He did everything right. He took one terrible mother out and gave the baby a fair chance. If its realy worthy it will survive by feeding a few days from mommys corpse and afterwads get a job. If not, frick it not worth his time anyway

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Crop milk evolved independently in flamingos and the male emperor penguin.[1][2][3][4] In flamingos, crop milk produced in the first weeks is a bright red, relatively thin liquid.[5] Though it resembles blood in color, it contains no red blood cells; the red color is from the presence of canthaxanthin.[5] After the first few weeks, the color fades gradually; flamingos can produce crop milk for up to the first 6 months of their young's life.[5]

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        continuing the bloodline

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's regurgitating food to feed the chick, they can only do it accurately by doing it in this manner

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they kill him bros? What did he know?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He had an unredacted copy of the Epstein flight logs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hello I am the great A-UK

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a clip somwhen of a baby gazelle or zebra or whatever toothless runaway beast being born. And right when it touches the ground the predators are allready there and kill it and the mother has to flee a few seconds after giving birth. Damn that was a shitty life

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All according to God's plan.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I clicked this thread thinking that I would have to watch this depressing clip again but fortunately it's just a jpg. That was a close call!

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Demiurge: Hahaha, Yes!!

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    RIP Baby Sneed

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm putting together a team

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Today I will remind them

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do animals have to die?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              because you touch yourself at night

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's nature, bro. Everything comes into existence and will ultimately leave it. But it is remarkable that humans feel empathy not only for each other, but for other creatures. It's a strange burden for us to carry: we feel grief and sadness for animals that are may not feel it for themselves. It's a mysterious world...

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Whether that loss was a factor or not, Midori left him for a younger penguin after a decade of being together. After this occurred, all of the other penguins in Grape-kun's exhibit rejected him, and he spent most of his time isolated from the rest of the colony

            🙁

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ;_;

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus Christ... Women are evil.
        >It is also commonly used for male pets. Along with his mate, Midori, he was transferred to Tobu Zoo in Miyashiro, Saitama, in March 2006. Midori and Grape-kun hatched a chick together, but the zoo removed the baby, citing inbreeding as the reason to separate it from its parents. The experience was difficult for the pair, and could have affected the bond between Grape-kun and Midori. Whether that loss was a factor or not, Midori left him for a younger penguin after a decade of being together. After this occurred, all of the other penguins in Grape-kun's exhibit rejected him, and he spent most of his time isolated from the rest of the colony.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just animals being animals anon.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Grape-kun
          sounds like a weeb rap name

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Godspeed penguin-bro ;_;7

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cattle are simply walking guts. They eat tons of grass and hay and spend their entire lives digesting and fermenting all that cellulose into calories to stay alive. This is part of the reason why the most intelligent creatures are predatory carnivores. The caloric density of meat allows organisms that feed on it to have small guts, and have enough calories to encephalize.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elephants
        Apes
        Parrots

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Apes and birds are part of a carnivorous evolutionary line. Elephants are unique, you're right. They're very intelligent.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            what are you talking about
            the only ape with larger than 5% carnivorous diet is a human
            apes are frugivores and were evolved as such

            Similarly parrots are also frugivores

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm talking about long-scale ancestry. Even tho some intelligent animals may have become herbivores in niche environments, they came from carnivorous organisms. The genes that produced complex brains are an inheritance from a predatory ancestor.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's been longer than 70 million years since ape ancestors were carnivorous
                and those ancestors were tiny brained rodent-like creatures

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                And yet, the benefits of that flesh-eating has been beneficial in an evolutionary context. Any vertebrate owes it's high biological status to a distant ancestor that killed and ate other animals.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                the frick are you talking about, the other ancestors of those tiny creatures are frigging RABBITS
                are you going to proclaim here that rabbits are secret gigabrain?

                and if we go even further than that every vertebrate owes their vertebra and CNS to herbivorous ancestors

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                My point is that life consumes. Even if you only eat plants, or their fruit or seeds, you are still consuming something that is or was alive. The only thing that matters is caloric density. It has been demonstrated that eating flesh (in organisms that can) leads to higher intelligence and smaller guts.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even amoeba are carnivorous.

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              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's been longer than 70 million years since ape ancestors were carnivorous
                Source: I made it up

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                the evolutionary history of primates is well researched and documented for reasons that should be blindingly obvious

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, and?
                Lemurs eat insects and small birds - their most recent common ancestor with great apes lived 50-60mya.
                Chimpanzees hunt and kill monkeys, and baboons eat a variety of animals. There is no reason to think that they are anomalous in primate history.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                and despite that all of them are still less than 5% carnivorous in diet
                and as you said, there's no reason to think they are anomalous in primate history

                My point is that life consumes. Even if you only eat plants, or their fruit or seeds, you are still consuming something that is or was alive. The only thing that matters is caloric density. It has been demonstrated that eating flesh (in organisms that can) leads to higher intelligence and smaller guts.

                and I'm telling you that the thing which allowed apes and parrots to evolve higher intelligence is not flesh but fruits
                not to mention elephants are some of the least-discerning herbivores out there consuming even rough plant matter such as branches

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and despite that all of them are still less than 5% carnivorous in diet
                You weren't arguing for 5% carnivorous ancestors, but I'll let the goalpost moving go. They're not herbivores and never have been. Animal protein (including insects) is a vital part of the primate diet and always has been.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon, 5% meat in a diet does not make you carnivorous
                that's pretty basic logic you should be able to understand

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                These animals (apes, parrots, elephants) that maintain relatively large brains by eating plant material, are in a comfortable evolutionary dead-end. They can't develop further because their diet is tied to a single habitat that provides it. If you can eat other animals, you can spread around the globe, and you will also enjoy the added benefits of caloric density; the most concentrated food source that exists (flesh) is free for the taking.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Up until pretty recently elephants were spread across literally the entire world

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                But they didn't gain greater intelligence in that process.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                still smarter than pretty much any predator
                the only highly intelligent obligatory predators are dolphins, other than them the highly intelligent animals are omnivorous or herbivorous (elephants) with among the omnivorous ones plant matter making up the majority of their diet (yes that includes humans)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Absolutely. But eating meat is still more biologically economical than foraging for edible plant materials. Being omnivorous gives a species carte blanche to eat what it needs, when it needs. But meat provides complete amino acid complex, and requires no understanding of balancing a diet for health and survival. For early humans, meat was vital.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why the frick do morons like you pretend to be experts about everything

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Concession: accepted

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm no expert. But I do have some education about how life functions from a biological standpoint. There is no room for human idealism in nature. Life is nasty, brutish, and short for most of us. Including animals.

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    seals are dogs

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the anime adaptation

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poor lil guy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The gods of Olympus have abandoned me

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    two minutes earlier...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leopard seals are different than those seals in OP.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 90% sure that Leopard seals are some kind of demons on Earth

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Awww, he's smiling 🙂

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        All seals are carnivores.

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >l'egg

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Steve was a made man and the stingray wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it.
    >It was among the Orcas. It was real dolphin shit. They even flipped him so the sharks couldn't have an open casket

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Steve would have never wanted this, he died with honor.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still better than what eurocucks do to poor seals.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      We don't eat them anymore it's verboten.

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leopard seals don't look real. They are massive.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf it looks like one of those ancient sea dinosaurs

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wasted my whole sunday watching seal videos

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the demiurge so much for this shithole we live in

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You care.
      He doesn't.

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fug
    anyone got the webm of the walrus doing a backflip off a cliff?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't ask for high-dive walrus. Demand it!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick was their problem?

      >AMATERASU

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        OH N-

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick was their problem?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      De be hungy.

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Non walrus bros how can we compete?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Protip: we can’t

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did nature make them so cute yet put them in such cruel positions? They have to worry about sharks, orcas, and the elements.

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Animal threads are unironically the best threads on Cinemaphile

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also on v

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong board

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But the threads aren't good there and it's really slow.

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOTAL SEALIGGER DEATH

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

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  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why don't Killer Whales attack humans again?

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the crime?! Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal?!

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