>10/10 first half. >Dogshit second half. What went wrong?

>10/10 first half
>Dogshit second half

What went wrong?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many years of natty weightlifting does the average man have to do to get this body?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2 years if you apply yourself. Diet is extremely important too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on your current body ofc but in terms of bulk that isn't all that impressive. What's hard about this is maintaining his level of muscles while also having a very low fat ratio

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2 years weightlifting, you need to be able to bench 140kg x 4 reps, half a year deffing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >2 years

        How though? his arms are nearly doule the size of mine

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You need to start by acquiring mass.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone starts somewhere. Important thing is you start.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The average man will never get this physique natty. That's 2 years on gear.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was a scrawny twink in Velvet Goldmine, which was made immediately before American Psycho

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its why I said normal human, its obvious he was on roids here.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >roiding for Christians American Psycho physique

          Wew lad, he’s still a scrawny twink in American Psycho too, if it wasn’t for the fact that he’s like 7% bodyfat nobody would find his physique remotely impressive

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This guy gets it. It’s the ultra-low bodyfat that makes him look so good, not the size of his muscles, same as Brad Pitt in Fight Club

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe a year of week by week moderately strict dieting and exercise depending on what you're starting with. If you're skinny but moderately in shape it's not that hard, if you're extremely skinny or obese then it's obviously going to take more time and the fatties usually will have a lot of loose skin and therefore will not have the same kind of definition no matter their body fat %. It only seems difficult to those who haven't tried to be Cinemaphile honestly, once you gain the mass it's honestly very hard too lose it unless you literally starve yourself like Bale often does for his etc roles which is actually extremely unhealthy. Body builder put their bodies through a frick tone of stress with 100 times the results that would result in a body like Bale's. This is the kind of body a calisthenics guy would have which is what Bale's routine was for the movie iirc and in character. I currently run a calisthenics routine and am just a little smaller than Bale is here due to the fact I like to do a lot of cardio and don't put as much effort into my caloric intake. Honestly the amount of eating you need to do to maintain a ton of muscle mass is almost harder than the actual exercise for some people.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Same with the book. Patrick is most interesting when he's trying to keep his act up socially and least interesting when he's actually killing people.
    In the book, there's a chapter where he murders a child, and it's probably one of my favorite in the book. The violence is probably a paragraph, it's his thought process and entire interaction at the zoo where it happens that makes it good, not the murder itself.
    I think this is intended, though. At a certain point, even Patrick is just bored by the murders.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s just not that good and it’s been embraced as an incel power fantasy

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You now remember that all underwear, male or female, is there to contain the shit and piss leaking from various orifices. Such is life as a human.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, male underwear has a similar function to that of a brazier for women, to keep the penis and testicles from being pulled down by gravity and simply swinging to and fro. Which is why boxers are fricking moronic, you may as well just go commando if your underwear offers zero support. Piss droplets are easily avoidable for males by manually squeezing the urethra along your taint and out your penis after you've finished urinating. Anyone, male or female, who gets shit skidmarks is just straight up subhuman. Female underwear certainly acts as a filter, or at least a holder for sanitary pads simply because their urethra is shorter and undrainable via the manual method, not to mention menstruation and discharge issues.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Underwear is to stop your penis from chafing against the inside of your pants

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >pants made from cotton
          >underwear made from cotton
          How is one better than the other to rub your dick against?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I’m uncircumcised so I don’t have that problem

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Circumcised penises don't have that problem either because they become keratinized very early on.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that is only one function. the other (and main) function is to capture piss and shit before it ruins your $325 white Versace slacks.

        Underwear is to stop your penis from chafing against the inside of your pants

        this doesn't make any sense

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How do I stop getting skidmarks in my underwear 🙁

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Start by cleaning your butthole.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Stop wearing underwear moron. Instant revulsion if a girl ever sees u wearing them like some 7 year old.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You’re probably dangerously deficient in fibre anon, start drinking Metamucil and Allbran every day and soon your butthole will always be perfectly clean after you poop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, male underwear has a similar function to that of a brazier for women, to keep the penis and testicles from being pulled down by gravity and simply swinging to and fro. Which is why boxers are fricking moronic, you may as well just go commando if your underwear offers zero support. Piss droplets are easily avoidable for males by manually squeezing the urethra along your taint and out your penis after you've finished urinating. Anyone, male or female, who gets shit skidmarks is just straight up subhuman. Female underwear certainly acts as a filter, or at least a holder for sanitary pads simply because their urethra is shorter and undrainable via the manual method, not to mention menstruation and discharge issues.

      Underwear is to stop your penis from chafing against the inside of your pants

      All of these are correct answers.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Like 2 months and no burgers.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    b***h got her period during filming

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    directed by a woman

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Books with an unreliable narrator are infamously very difficult to adapt into films, and trying to show the breakdown of his mental state into full psychosis is even harder

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