sean connery was 59 years old in last crusade
harrison ford will be 80 years old this year
oh and he's also older than the dude that played the "old indy" in the show
>New Indiana Jones movie >old Harrison Ford playing Indy walks up to movie ticket booth >"Ticket Please" >audience laughs at reference >goes inside >rest of movie is just him watching Raiders of the Lost Ark and griping about how he doesn't remember any of this shit
Yay can't wait to see my childhood hero being hapless comic relief and playing second fiddle to a young, hip new female sidekick before getting killed off and passing the mantle/hat on to her. I'm sure they'll be many "lol you're old" jokes at Indy's expense too. I'm getting tired of this trope that Disney is pulling off so many times now I'm surprised they haven't patented it yet.
LEAKED PLOT OF INDIANA JONES 5! >January 6th insurrection on the capitol leads to the creation of a shadowy new group of American Fascists >They venerate the Nazis and break into the hidden air hangar of all Nazi artifacts and steal them >Indiana Jones and his plucky African-American transgender sidekick go on an adventure to retrieve the artifacts >But disaster strikes when Indiana Jones finds out Marion's procreative rights are under threat by the Fascists in the Supreme Court >Indiana Jones halts his mission of finding Nazi artifacts to protest in front of Justice Thomas' house >Will Indiana Jones be able to defeat the Nazi scum again, or will gender affirming treatment of transgender youth come under threat? Find out on Indiana Jones and the Temple of Sneed
It's fricking stupid. Also Harrison Ford is too self-absorbed. He said there's no Indiana Jones without him and the character will die with him.
Horrible CGI killed the last movie. I hope they'll return to practical effects.
Force Awakens really did do a number on cinema. Indy was already too old in 4 and now they're bringing him back again 15 years later when Harrison Ford is basically elderly just for nostalgia. Would've preferred a remake or just a continuation with Shia where Ford shows up for a scene or 2 as a nice little cameo just so the audience knows he's doing alright. Having him swing around and fight bad guys, what I'm assuming Disney's doing, is going to be laughable and cringe.
I just assume that like in Congress you can only become an actor if they have something to blackmail you with thus why these geriatrics keep being rolled out for roles they are way too old for
I hope Mutt is at least referenced. Not out of some tremendous fandom for Shia or the character, it'd just be weird for Indy to have a son he doesn't mention.
Wasnt this shit already filming 2 years ago? What the frick happened? havent heard anything since then.
It's also going to look ridiculously bad because he's so old.
The movie is a clusterfrick and has gone through multiple revisions at this point. Kathleen Kennedy didn't even hire Spielberg to write and direct it, so that should say it all right there.
Multiple revisions at this point. Kathleen Kennedy didn't even hire Spielberg to write and direct it
It's going to make crystal skull look like the godfather.
Indiana Jones is a dead franchise because it relies too much on Harrison Ford and his will to do another movie.
They should have ditched Ford in the 90's and made a fourth movie with a new actor, similar to Bond. At this point there would be 10-12 Indy movies with different generations of actors in the role.
sean connery was 59 years old in last crusade
harrison ford will be 80 years old this year
oh and he's also older than the dude that played the "old indy" in the show
>New Indiana Jones movie
>old Harrison Ford playing Indy walks up to movie ticket booth
>"Ticket Please"
>audience laughs at reference
>goes inside
>rest of movie is just him watching Raiders of the Lost Ark and griping about how he doesn't remember any of this shit
there was a TV show???
>there was a TV show???
Yup it was pretty kino like mini Indiana Jones Movies
all zoomers deserve to die in agony
Yay can't wait to see my childhood hero being hapless comic relief and playing second fiddle to a young, hip new female sidekick before getting killed off and passing the mantle/hat on to her. I'm sure they'll be many "lol you're old" jokes at Indy's expense too. I'm getting tired of this trope that Disney is pulling off so many times now I'm surprised they haven't patented it yet.
To be fair, Chrystal Skull did all those things before Disney even touched it
LEAKED PLOT OF INDIANA JONES 5!
>January 6th insurrection on the capitol leads to the creation of a shadowy new group of American Fascists
>They venerate the Nazis and break into the hidden air hangar of all Nazi artifacts and steal them
>Indiana Jones and his plucky African-American transgender sidekick go on an adventure to retrieve the artifacts
>But disaster strikes when Indiana Jones finds out Marion's procreative rights are under threat by the Fascists in the Supreme Court
>Indiana Jones halts his mission of finding Nazi artifacts to protest in front of Justice Thomas' house
>Will Indiana Jones be able to defeat the Nazi scum again, or will gender affirming treatment of transgender youth come under threat? Find out on Indiana Jones and the Temple of Sneed
every time i see an actor like Harrison Ford posted i instantly assume they died
It's fricking stupid. Also Harrison Ford is too self-absorbed. He said there's no Indiana Jones without him and the character will die with him.
Horrible CGI killed the last movie. I hope they'll return to practical effects.
No one wants to see some other gaygof playing Indy. Frick off.
Force Awakens really did do a number on cinema. Indy was already too old in 4 and now they're bringing him back again 15 years later when Harrison Ford is basically elderly just for nostalgia. Would've preferred a remake or just a continuation with Shia where Ford shows up for a scene or 2 as a nice little cameo just so the audience knows he's doing alright. Having him swing around and fight bad guys, what I'm assuming Disney's doing, is going to be laughable and cringe.
You just know they're going to make it about him being old and weak as frick, and his arc will be about accepting his impotence.
while a black character does the heavy lifting for him*, forgot the most important part.
>Crystal Skull came out in 2008
what the frick
yes time moves linearly you dopey homosexual
They’re gonna deage him in this and it will be an Irishman tier cringefest. Can’t wait to laugh at it on here
Jesus, just cast the guy from the Age of Adaline
Had to look it up cause I haven't seen the movie. Practically uncanny, but can he act?
So so, but better than the frickface they got for solo. Look at the scene itself if you want an idea
Chad got to make out with Blake Lively in the countryside. Stuff of dreams.
Not particularly, but his looks and impersonation are so spot on that it really doesn't matter.
>but can he act?
can harrison?
Just stop making Indy movies.
>he's so fricking old that they actually have to de-age him to pass as a 60 year old
No, thank you.
I just assume that like in Congress you can only become an actor if they have something to blackmail you with thus why these geriatrics keep being rolled out for roles they are way too old for
It's going to be awful and it makes me sad.
When do they announce the title/main object he's searching for?
I hope Mutt is at least referenced. Not out of some tremendous fandom for Shia or the character, it'd just be weird for Indy to have a son he doesn't mention.
Wasnt this shit already filming 2 years ago? What the frick happened? havent heard anything since then.
It's also going to look ridiculously bad because he's so old.
The movie is a clusterfrick and has gone through multiple revisions at this point. Kathleen Kennedy didn't even hire Spielberg to write and direct it, so that should say it all right there.
Multiple revisions at this point. Kathleen Kennedy didn't even hire Spielberg to write and direct it
It's going to make crystal skull look like the godfather.
He'll die in this one, too.
Then he'll die happy knowing he killed off his two least favorite franchises.
So another fugitive movie with Tommy Lee Jones next?
damn that was quick
>Indiana Jones 5
>actually the movie is about the strong woman
>indiana jones forms a young diverse group to combat white supremacist terrorists from blowing up a pride parade
>smash immigrants
>welcome racism
what did they mean by this?
What year will the film be set in? Is Indie in the 1980s now?
It’s in the 60’s with time travel rumored.
part time
>indiana jones is shot by his wifes boyfriend 5 mins in
>all zoomers deserve to die in agony
zoom zoomie zoom! am i right fellow based old gays? have a nice day
This guy is a millennial
In all fairness, us millennials deserve an early grave too.
>zoom zoomie zoom! am i right fellow based old gays? have a nice day
L
>seeing less and less of these every day
thank god, /qa/ truly lost
this
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How many times are you going to samegay until I give you a (you)?
kek seething troony
And sean connery is still alive.
>And sean connery is still alive.
He dies 2 years ago
No one's ever really gone
Looks like a fricking Pixar film
nah cry more
If they make another sequel in 2026, the franchise will have caught up to itself.
I will be watching for him only.
>kek seething troony
seethe + cope + dilate + ratio
grim
What does ratio even mean? I don't use normalhomosexual terms. Go back.
80 year old Infy fighting Nazis decades after WW2 is a good statement about the US
This is gonna be so fricking bad. Nazi Mads will probably be kino though
Indiana Jones is a dead franchise because it relies too much on Harrison Ford and his will to do another movie.
They should have ditched Ford in the 90's and made a fourth movie with a new actor, similar to Bond. At this point there would be 10-12 Indy movies with different generations of actors in the role.
Harrison Ford must really needs these paychecks if he's willing to play two iconic roles only for the characters to be humiliated and degraded.
>just watched raiders
leave aside how he got so good with a whip - why is he carrying one around with him in the jungle?