>131 proof bud straight up.

>131 proof bud straight up. i’m fricking wasted

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Randymode achievable natty?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yea gotta stick to a diet if mafrickin' cheeseburgers and mafrickin' onion rings knowwhatimsayin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely

        Actually I'm off the cheeseburgers

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah, Randy. You definitely ON the cheeseburgers

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And I called him an Onion Ring Sasquatch because he is!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >they were juxtaposing unusual animal names with greasy fast food products, calling Randy names!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >randy don’t play me like some sucka, mufrickas with guts like that ain’t off the cheeseburgers, mufrickas with guts like that are definitely on the cheeseburgers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mafrickin cheeseburgers
        he was the best

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could definitely do it if I drank a shitload of beer for a year

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not for me. all my extra weight goes to my lower body. :/

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        zesty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you mean "preventable" natty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's ONLY achievable natty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's the build i'm running sadly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RANDY'S GUT IS FULL OF DIRTY OLD CHEESEBURGEEERS

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think he learned that from me. I was doing that when I was y'know 20-30 years ago. Tryna hide it from Tammy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have another drink Ray

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know a Ray and I think of this line every time I see him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You lied to the guy in the chair, Rick
      >*stands up*
      >You lied to the guy in the fricking chair
      This scene was the only time I've ever had trouble breathing from laughing so hard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This scene was the only time I've ever had trouble breathing from laughing so hard
        for me it's any of ricky's court scenes
        >Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear.
        >Thank you your majesty, just need to get some smokes
        walks over to the prosecutor
        >Smokes, let's go
        physical pain from laughing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ray is just full of gems. Julian asks Ray...

        >Ray, You didn’t see 60 bucks lyin’ around did ya bud?
        >What, like, three twenties?
        >Has anybody else been in the trailer since I have been to bed?
        >No....

        Then later in the episode Ricky asks...

        >So Dad whats the fricking deal with the machines. You winning any money or what?
        >Not doing too bad, buddy. I'm up about 60 bucks.

        Right in front of Julian.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your posting it made me laugh pretty damn hard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ray is the best character.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This scene gets me every time

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I mean, you know, what is drunk? Is drunk, ahhh, drunk goin' all over the road?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This scene was the only time I've ever had trouble breathing from laughing so hard
        for me it's any of ricky's court scenes
        >Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear.
        >Thank you your majesty, just need to get some smokes
        walks over to the prosecutor
        >Smokes, let's go
        physical pain from laughing

        I had a lot of that from this show.
        Julian not spilling his drink in the movie when they roll over and crash had me dying.

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          .

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for me its when lahey stumbles down the stairs, something about his line delivery and the sudden almost fall just makes me giggle like an idiot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nah, I want some of Jimmy's water....that's the kind that gets you fricked up
      TPB 1-7 was some of the funniest, most well written tv of our time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      goddamn he killed it in S5, stealing Julian's 60 bucks was rich

      https://i.imgur.com/gpqo41r.jpeg

      >131 proof bud straight up. i’m fricking wasted

      love the secret alcohol lahey arc

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ray is just full of gems. Julian asks Ray...

        >Ray, You didn’t see 60 bucks lyin’ around did ya bud?
        >What, like, three twenties?
        >Has anybody else been in the trailer since I have been to bed?
        >No....

        Then later in the episode Ricky asks...

        >So Dad whats the fricking deal with the machines. You winning any money or what?
        >Not doing too bad, buddy. I'm up about 60 bucks.

        Right in front of Julian.

        Cinemaphile hivemind strikes again

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >how are the VLT's Ray?
        >good, I'm up 60 bucks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love how he talked about Tammy like we all know her.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mr. Lahey is this you talking or the liquor?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Randy.... *swiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig* I am the liquor

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          Anonymous

          This one?

          3 greatest moments in my opinion.
          The 3rd gif needs the part at the end where he hangs his arm on the door and throws down the bottle (down the side of his car) and gets in to go drive.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His spiral into hardcore alcoholism was amazing. It made season 5. It was so fricking funny it makes me want to be a drunk, but alas I can’t drink anything regularly unless it’s light beer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that season where layhey has a bunch of liquor bottles with the park residents names on them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yup.
        >”and we are going to get drunk, big time. “

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you feel that, rand? The way the shit clings to the air? Shit blizzard is coming

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          some of my favorite shitisms in that season

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shit moths, Randy.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does it say anything about you ripping off insurance companies, pretending to be in a wheelchair then getting caught drunk, dancing with ho's making porn flicks? Huh? Anything in your book about that, Ray?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the Bible, it’s open to interpretation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By the time I got out of jail I knew things were fricked. EI cheques kept showin’ up for Corey Trevor, Trevor Corey, Randy Lahey… I’m just tryin’ to keep things together until Julian gets back.

      You know what Ricky? You can take all your EI cheques, Visa statements, illegal mortgages and just stick ‘em right up there!

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are those Out of the Park seasons(?) any good? I assume in line with the quality of the Netflix seasons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah they're pretty fricked.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have fun getting a job since you're kicked out of grade ten you fricking dummy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        YOU FRICK OFF FIRST THEN WE'LL FRICK OFF

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick no. Noah fielding shows up and ruins it

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there even such a thing as 131 proof vodka

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well Everclear has a 151 proof liquor so you can certainly make a 131 proof.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno about 131 proof vodka but 151 proof rum definitely used to be a thing here in nova scotia, me and my friends used to take shots of that while we were out shooting beer cans at the beach

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT A LIFE

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    John Dunsworth is probably the best stage drunk to ever play the part. If there was any question, then the episode where he's gone sober but has to pretend to be drunk Lahey should seal the deal. He completely nailed the acting as sober Lahey acting as drunk Lahey in that it was close enough to the real drunk Lahey that you believed everyone in the episode believed he was drunk Lahey but it was also just off enough that you the viewer could tell the difference and that allowed you to be in on the scheme going on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your absolutely right. Him playing a sober guy pretending to be drunk was incredible acting. Reminded me of Gandolfini in Sopranos when he tells Dr Cuzomano the fake story about John Gotti- that ability to pretend to be a guy that's also pretending within his character but only enough for the audience to be in on it isnt something lesser actors can pull off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based yeah he went hard in that ep
      I also love the episode where he has the bottles labeled with Ricky and Julian’s names lmao legend

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >subject was belligerent, sexy, and acted like he had something to hide

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I got you now, you sexy prick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      obligatory

      comfy dunsworth

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now, I'm not saying that I can't handle it, but obviously... things happen. And you see the results in the fruits of the happening.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of the best lines ever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This scene. Lmao https://youtu.be/FGDBjNz9WqU

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      J Roc is funny. That scene where they catch him jerking off was hilarious

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I WAS GETTIN' CHANGED MUFRICKA!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It could happen to you, cause it happend to me

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smokes, let's go

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Smokes, let's go."
      "You don't even smoke, bubbles."
      "Give me a smoke, Hairdo!"

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not rocket applications

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i need that webm of lahey falling down the stairs when julian knocks, its so perfect it almost looks like an accident caught on camera, think its also S5

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This one?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like as an actor this was quite the gamble and commitment. He probably didn't even think he was going to be able to save himself and was just ready to fall, and at that age that's a real risk. Also, just an incredible performance from (I believe) a teetotaler.

        Kino. I'll expand on it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think it is ever said by anyone he's a teetotaler, I think he just doesn't drink, and judging by how well he plays a drunk my guess is he had someone very close to him with alcoholism and that's who he emulated but also the reason he never drank.
          All speculation btw. I could be full of shit it is phych 101 bs after all. But it's my head cannon. Rip dunsworth

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's pretty taxing to play a drunk, they don't think for a second about damage they're incurring from just walking around hammered. Bumping into shit, falling down, etc.
            And yes, I too believe bare minimum he has known serious alcoholics because he doesn't do the "This is how I used to drink in college!" drunk, he does REAL, shambling drunkard shit. And he did it very well up into his 70s. He deserves the praise.
            RIP Dunsworth indeed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stumbles and nearly falls
        >doesn't spill a drop
        >still fills the glass with more liquor
        Lahey was such a gem

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Note also how the bottle in his car was already open. The amount of detail in the clattenburg seasons is phenomenal and a big part of what makes it so rewatchable.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what make this scene great is the extremely violent sound it makes when he bumps into the walls and how lahey just instantly recovers

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love Ricky trying to get arrested

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day evil scum

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gonna go grab a couple bottles of win boys

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one of my fave scenes from the shitty new seasons:

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek the Netflix seasons definitely felt somewhat sovlless and like they were missing a lot of the charm that made the show so good but this scene was pretty great

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Clattenburg was a real grounding force I think. The seasons after him are far too wacky, and I'm talking about a show where a season involved a driveway paved with hash.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I definitely agree. Also purely from a visual standpoint the switch to filming with HD cameras was a huge mistake.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus fricking Christ lol. Like she knows how to shut her water off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of Canada's Worst Handyman (RIP)

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sarah's big fat breasts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was peak women in season 1. Then she got more tattoos and they kind of wrote her out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about them?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Patrician taste

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her rump is preferable

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she has the same phenotype as Kirsten Dunst. if you took the gamble your daughter might end up looking like her.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She was the most believably trashy hot trailer park girl I've ever seen on TV. Absolutely would ruin my life by knocking her up on the third date.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          gross. tanya harding was the hottest famous trailer chick ever. i jerked off to her so much when i was a kid lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick…

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lucy's big fake breasts

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I mean look at them... that's gas sickness.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that's highly illegal corey and trevor...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        replacing trevor with jacob was a big fricking mistake

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bump

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you ok?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              smokes, let's go

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >safety: always off
              this is good firearm safety protocol
              relying on safeties at all is stupid. I switch it off after I buy and keep it off

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they did the best they could
          I think Trevor's internet rant is 2 parts truth 3 parts whinging.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're both twiggy alien fricks
          Also, isn't it strange how in the start Jacob was an adult and trinity was a child yet they ended up together later on

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jacob was banging Sarah for a bit
            that's trailer park life

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I grew up in a real Canadian white trash town and nobody bats an eye at a 24 year old openly dating a 16 year old. Trevor, the gentleman probably waited.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That fricking spin move.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >trevor smoking a cigarette while they're stealing gas

          how have I never noticed this before lol

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know it's Netflix season but I love the shootout at the motel.

    Bang bang bang bang frick you Tommy frick you Cyrus. Bang bang bang bang you know what your problem is you're dumb and you can't fricking aim bang bang bang. Hang on a minute I have to reload.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i stop watching at the episode where bubbles has a puppet, every time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      then you miss the gold that is season 5

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  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if your clip or screen grab don't have the showcase logo in the corner what are you even doing with your life

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get sad when I watch this episode because I see them shoplifting from Zellers and remember it isn't around any more

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it isn't around any more
      Too many shoplifters

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you working those cubicles again randy?
      >A MAAAANS GOTTA EAAAAAAAT!!!

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        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >using the version without the white line
          pitiful, really

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >BOYS, HANDS DOWN, YOU FRICKED UP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Am I the only one that heard that phone call of a man in the building on the line with 911 as the building collapsed.
      His scream haunts me and im not even sure if its real.
      Ive seen some fricked up shit here but that one got me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This one?

        ?si=3j61lqfstnNwXIYD&t=280

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Am I the only one that heard that phone call of a man in the building on the line with 911 as the building collapsed.

        Yeah dude, no one that heard that phone call can forget it.

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  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didn't this guy die from alcohol poisoning in real life?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The old guy? Didn't drink actually.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, he was a teetotaller, never/barely ever touched the stuff.

        damn, i don't know where i had heard that. did anyone else in the cast die?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Phil Collins

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The daughter (not the Ellen Page version) does onlyfans now. Closest I know of.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            kek the closest thing to someone dying of alcoholism is starting an OnlyFans?

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, he was a teetotaller, never/barely ever touched the stuff.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >On May 26, 2021, a Facebook post by a fan page under the control of Dunsworth's surviving family and friends revealed complications from thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura as his cause of death.
      >source: i'm trans btw don't know if that matters

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura
        >that pic
        frickin kek
        RIP

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trevor's long deleted comments when he first quit TPB
    https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=14214.0
    Scroll down to the 9th post ITT, look for where it starts here
    >most people know that i don't really like to talk about TPB and i really don't. in my mind it's in the past and it isn't worth talking about. recently, i've had a lot of TPB fans message me and ask what happened and why i'm not on the show anymore and that it isn't the same without cory and trevor. this is flattering but it wasn't my intention when i decided to leave the show. i can't answer all the questions that i get and TPB isn't something i like to talk about but i will give a summary of what happened and why i left the show. this is going to be the truth and probably not what a lot of people want to hear and i don't mean to sling shit at certain people but sometimes it has to be done. if you enjoy the show i hope you continue to enjoy it.
    He then goes on to give behind the scenes details for every season he was in and the first movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very interesting read

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the showrunners actually use Cory & Trevor exactly like their characters and when Trevor finally realizes years later he seethes on reddit
      kek. absolute pottery

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't reddit actually. It was a fan forum for Trailer Park Boys that no longer exists, and was actually pulled shortly after Trevor's post there. It wasn't just that though, someone leaked 2 episodes to that forum in the summer, months before the Showcase premiere. I remember it, they were unfinished as far as missing a couple of music cues, and some sound effects and I think a couple of lines had yet to be dubbed in. Would be interesting to see if those downloads are still out there somewhere, it caused quite the stir at the time during the burgeoning online TPB fandom. This was like 2006, for reference. So long before it ever blew up outside of Canada.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          adding to this, the story was that the episodes were hacked from Showcase's servers but I think that is bullshit looking back on it. Someone disgruntled, quite possibly Trevor, leaked them. I swear to God I am not making this up, I haven't thought about it in years and this thread jogged my memory.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          adding to this, the story was that the episodes were hacked from Showcase's servers but I think that is bullshit looking back on it. Someone disgruntled, quite possibly Trevor, leaked them. I swear to God I am not making this up, I haven't thought about it in years and this thread jogged my memory.

          Proofs for anyone who doesn't believe me
          https://forums.redflagdeals.com/tpb-trailer-park-boys-season-6-sundays-269200/

          Maybe some Lost Media autist could add a wiki page and find these, it was the first 2 episodes of season 6 and they were clearly early unfinished copies of the final broadcasts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the xmas thing was more of the same from a writing standpoint and was disorganized and rushed. i remember we were shooting in downtown dartmouth in a parking garage and i was hungry and the craft service girl came around with some sandwiches and i tried to take 2 and she told me i couldn't. then i watched the boys all grab 3 or 4 each
      kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This whole thing was about those sandwiches
        You know he's still mad about it too

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's no underestimating what a man might do for a hot meal.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This has to be in character, it's so petty and stupid I could see it happening in a "making of" spoof.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i was hungry and the craft service girl came around with some sandwiches and i tried to take 2 and she told me i couldn't. then i watched the boys all grab 3 or 4 each
        I bet the show wouldn't be half as kino if they weren't torturing trevor and corey offscreen like this, real method acting shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This reads like something Cory and Trevor would write and Julian would tell them they should stop smoking so much dope and pick up a book.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ, gonna see this show in a new light. Also, they had to pay for their rewards? lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love how they are 100% iRL goobers and that none of their behavior on camera is acting, they really are that dumb.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit. Good read. For once I actually believe an actor. He doesnt come off as a whiny narcissist and talks a lot about how shitty other people on the show got treated by the production team.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is so typical of how Canadian's do business.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shooting season 4 was painful. i don't know how many times one of the actors would come up with a funny improv line and all of a sudden mike smith would push up his thick glasses and say hey clattenburg, don't you think it would be funnier if bubbles said that line.
      wow, frick bubbles

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick some of this is hilarious. He equates the boys making a lot more money with them "buying ipods" I know Ipods weren't cheap but cmon that's the most trailer park boy shit that buying an ipod was the benchmark for them making big money.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was a different time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is a gap between getting yourself an ipod and gifting several ipods to your family that you're missing here.
        Also, he's pissed they got paid more while clattenburg told him everyone got paid the same, the point isn't that they're making BIG money, just more money than he'd expected.
        Thats one of the least greasy things you could've pointed out.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss drinking all day every day.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hey barb, yeah I know about Ricky…..well someone had to kill him barb.

      This scene plus Lahey standing in the dark with the dress is pure comedy.

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    Anonymous

    You gotta watch this stuff before you're 20.
    I've been chasing this laugh high for 15 years...
    Letterkenny gave me a few though...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      letterkenny is TPB if aaron sorkin wrote it. everyone speaks in annoying quips in singsong patterns. frankly it annoyed me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >letterkenny is TPB if aaron sorkin wrote it
        fricking christ you've killed me. this is so accurate, I'm stealing this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick letterkenny. garbage show with leftist swine

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >replies 109

    • 3 weeks ago
      THE_JEWS_KILLED_JESUS CHRIST

      Rick's "What? Yeah it is." always gets me, the slightly incredulous tone is perfect.

      John Dunsworth is probably the best stage drunk to ever play the part. If there was any question, then the episode where he's gone sober but has to pretend to be drunk Lahey should seal the deal. He completely nailed the acting as sober Lahey acting as drunk Lahey in that it was close enough to the real drunk Lahey that you believed everyone in the episode believed he was drunk Lahey but it was also just off enough that you the viewer could tell the difference and that allowed you to be in on the scheme going on.

      Yeah, he was crazy good. RIP.

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  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love when Donny is screaming about the satellite TV.

    Ten fricking dollars a month!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >FRICK OFF WITH THE GUNS
      >...
      >WELL DON'T JUST STOP ON MY ACCOUNT

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHE HAD A FEW EFFIN DRINKS

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      The movie looked really good. Those colors are great

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        where in the frick can i find the movie other than swearnet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >oh frick, bottle.gifs!

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was like 10 years old when I first saw TPB season 1 and I really did think it was real like COPS until I asked my parents about it. We used to get seedy one-off documentaries about the underbelly of society like this from the National Film Board and CBC, the sort of thing you would see as a kid when you were up too late at night and all the other channels were off the air.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rare Trailer Park Boys - New Years Special

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >page 9
    way she goes

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why were they gay?

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    Anonymous

    its those little streaks of genius that get me like censoring a cats face

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=rNdoqNDbkLcGqMty

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never been refuted

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This song goes hard as frick, greetings from Nova Scotia

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >jroc is sitting in his room wearing dork clothes
      >hunny whats wrong?
      >i'm white, mom. i'm white.
      >oh hunny don't be like that. you know, back in the day, before i had you, i used to fool around... i cheated on your dad with some black guys
      >*jroc perks up* really, mom?
      I've never seen a blacked/cuckold joke done this well since.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is not the exact quote but some of the Jroc stuff was top of show. Just simple stuff like him calling the boy's honkeys... the turntables, the porn videos.... This show punched so far above it's weight during the original production. All the Canadian media that I'm actually proud of can be counted on one hand.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Corey & Trevor's Convenients Store.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DRUNK AS FRICK

    DRUNK AS FRICK

    drunk as frick

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lucy should've got fake breasts for real

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They shouldn't be able to pull you over for no reason like that. Cops and their spot check bullshit

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cops pull you over in your house, how is that open liquor?

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this show the ultimate filter for nonwhites? They just wouldn't get into it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      100%

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes. it also disproves the notion of "white privilege" and shows that even when white folks have no money or education they're infinitely more decent

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad to see all the Sarah love here. In the show everyone was going nuts over Lucy and I wasn't getting it. I'll admit I like pot stirring characters, am one myself. It didn't seem that great but I watched the animated seasons and it hit me how pleasant Sarah's voice is, she should do cartoons, videogames.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with trailer park hookers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >technically, if the girl did something to you and you didn't do it back, like, that's you didn't really do anything

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who cares, women label everything as sexual assault nowadays

        Bubbles is and will always be cool

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > Bubbles is and will always be cool
          The show went downhill the second they promoted Bubbles to a lead character.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've heard from multiple people that have met him on the TPB tours that he's an butthole and a poon-hound.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My uncle goes on tour with his band and says he's the nicest guy. And basically everybody has a story of drinking beer with him at some point before 2010.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well my dad works at Nintendo and he said Goku is going to be in the next smash bros

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've heard from multiple people that have met him on the TPB tours that he's an butthole and a poon-hound.

          My uncle goes on tour with his band and says he's the nicest guy. And basically everybody has a story of drinking beer with him at some point before 2010.

          Well my dad works at Nintendo and he said Goku is going to be in the next smash bros

          He is or at least was a notorious prick locally, he'd go in to bars with his entourage acting like a celebrity because he plays a moronic man on tv and be a belligerent sex pest. Most bouncers here have a story about him showing up and causing problems

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            give some stories ya heard

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Bubbles is and will always be cool
          Nah, I've always hated how he pretty much became the central character. (especially when he started writing episodes) The whole kitties thing gets old fast

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            less was more with Bubbles I agree but it made too much sense to make him a member of a trio from a showrunning perspective

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >2019
        Was there a man alive that didnt get accused during the worlds largest witch hunt?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        people have been saying he's a bit of a prick in real life for a long time

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You would be too if you were approached by the average Cinemaphile fan every day.

          Obsession with celebrities or actors needing to be great guys you'd "grab a beer with" is ridiculous. They don't have time to "grab a beer" with every one of you simpering fricksticks. Stop thinking they're supposed to be your best friend if you ever met them.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're missing the part where there are several accounts of him acting like a diva douchebag.
            That isn't on "fan harrassment".

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >wahh wahh i went up to the celebrity and he didn't want to be my best friend waaah what a diva
              Grow up

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what part of no fan involvement didn't you get?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >waah wahh I read celeb drama every day and did you hear this story where he was a mean naughty man
                Grow up

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know I never met the guy but I've heard a lot of negative things about him
            maybe it's just a
            >woah Bubbles isnt actually a saint in real life
            angle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I PAID FOR A LADY
      NOT FRICKIN COREY AND TREVOR

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She told me she loved me, I trusted her, and then she took the dope, man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my waifu

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the comedic timing of this scene is fricking perfect

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >”frick off you greasy trailer park boy”

        Diamonds.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    proof is just ABV times two
    whats the point

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gunshot or another noise in the park
    >guy screams WHAT IN THE FRICK

    One of my favorite running gags, tbh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the big shootout with Cyrus where he screams like three times and when they give a pause he goes WELL DON'T STOP ON MY ACCOUNT
      >the trailer park day party or whatever where Ricky smashes the visiting supervisor car and he just yells JESUS H CHRIST

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's Donny:

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Would anyone here be willing to tell me who they bought their Christmas trees from?
      >I DON'T KNOW, WOULD ANYONE HERE BE WILLING TO SUCK MY wiener?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HAVE ANOTHER DRINK, RAY

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NO, YOU POUND SAND UP THE EYE OF YOUR wiener!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          CALM DOWN? YOU FRICKING CALM DOWN.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wiener flippin frickin BASTARDS

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just popped into my head.

    Don't tell me there's male dancers in there.

    No, that's only on Tuesdays and Thursdays, Julian.

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    best scene right here

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STOP WITH THE FRICKING GUNS

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >There's certain accidents where you may be drunk and on drugs but it's gonna happen anyway whether you are or you're not

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MR LAHEY I'VE GOT SOAP IN MY EYES

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    5 > 2 > 3 > 4 > 7 > 1 > 6

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Accurate

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dino, call the head office.
    >Dino? Maybe you should call Barney and Fred.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >10 dollars a fricking month!

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always found this episode's early 2000s mall aesthetic to be really comfy

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I love drinking

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey boys, we got a complaint that some one was getting high and drunk playing space in the middle of the street

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    randy wouldnt be able to afford cheeseburgers anymore. they are like $8 for cheap ones at mcdonalds now. and lahey would sober up because some cap n morgan is $60 for a 40. save us. cant afford to drink or eat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >randy wouldnt be able to afford cheeseburgers anymore
      randy might not be able to, but smokey can

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got a small fry and a small shake last night at it was $7.40
      Frick Canada.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i actually think about this alot now. poor white trash in canada can no longer get hammered every day, and they cant smoke cigs endlessly either. even shit like hot dogs and peanut butter are expensive now. canada blows

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >poor white trash in canada
        they're no longer endearing trashy hobbits and are mostly fentanyl zombie people now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Smoking weed is now dirt cheap at least. Which also hurts white trash since they depended on selling overpriced dope. At least I can get a gram for like $6

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You just have to make some swish, roll some rez smokes and that will help

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the world where you can be greasy and randomly buy pepperoni sticks and booze and cigs and frick around with your bros instead of constantly worrying about money is gone

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are most tpbposters canadian? are there people outside canada that like the show?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a burger. My coworker is a fan too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who do you think was on the other end of the swayze express?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty popular on cuckflix all over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a decent percentage for sure
      watching classic TPB on Showtime before it was known much outside of Canada was super comfy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      new englander here, my brothers got me into it at least a dozen years ago. Know a lot of people who love it. Cult classic amongst burgers for sure

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      burgerclap here. found the show on a random rapidshare board around 2009. every person i've shown it to since then has liked it

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm American and I've been watching TPB for 20 years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Were you vacationing in Cancun with your family a little before 2010? Only American I ever met that was familiar with it pre-netflix I met down there. We got really drunk it was a good time.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trudeau may be a homosexual, but TPB is something good to come out of Canada.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is travis bickle there

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        planning on assassinating Sam

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey Sam knock knock!
      >Who's there...?
      Get the frick off the stage ya idiot!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i like how sam losco is the only person to make phil collins jokes
      >DRIVE, SUSSUDIO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shut up Flintstone I'm under a lot of pressure here

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's name of this show?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trailer Park Boys. Watch it in order, and I am of the opinion that you should stop after season 7

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this is a pirate's gun
    >well i guess that makes you long john dickweed

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I self-smarted myself basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow we actually got to have a comfy thread for once. De-cent.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >One man's garbage is another man person's good un-garbage.

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHY THE FRICK IS THAT BOLOGNA COMIN' OFF THE SLICER?!

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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