>2 years over schedule. >Hollywood budget despite being an amateur film. >dullest title of all time

>2 years over schedule
>Hollywood budget despite being an amateur film
>dullest title of all time
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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get flopmanized

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he shouldn't have mentioned it years prior to release.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a ""fan"" of movies has never made a good movie
    all the best directors hate their jobs and lives but only do it because they have a natural born talent in making movies for whatever reason.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a ""fan"" of movies has never made a good movie
      oh no!
      >Quentin Tarantino: When people ask me if I went to film school I tell them, 'no, I went to films.
      >proves you wrong
      >filters you
      >shits on your grave

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        name one good tarantino movie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        QT had huge autism and he went to watch movies 20 times over to overanalyze every last detail, it was an unhealthy relationship and it taxed his mind.
        Chris on the other hand is just your typical imdb reviewer who enjoys movies that other people like and recommend, he has zero original thoughts and ideas of his own.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're fricking moronic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally every New Hollywood director was a huge film geek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it’s the same with actors also. All the old movies were good because the directors, writers, and actors came from different environments and eventually found their way into Hollywood. It’s not like today where nepo babies, obsessed movie-maserated fans, and narcissistic buttholes are all that’s left.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit. Is this the arg stuff? The paranormal paranoids or whatever it was called? I was looking towards this few years ago

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the budget?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not going to say that every Youtuber is a talentless bum. I thought Talk to Me was a cool little horror film and that was made by Aussie Youtubers, but has Stuckmann ever made a video that would seem to evince any visual sensibility or writing talent? I know he did a couple of skits that looked like shitty Drive ripoffs and he wrote that terrible "Zod's Snapped Neck" rewrite of BvS.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he wrote that terrible "Zod's Snapped Neck" rewrite of BvS.
      he has the potential to become the next Neil Breen.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let him cook.
    this guy is currently being the frontliner for utuber-turned-director type of stuff. he's not only carrying his own name and brand but also other film reviewing utuber name. if his oak movie flopped and getting a bad reception whether its from the critics or the audience, nobody would donate their money to another utuber who tried to become a movie director anymore, and that's a good thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RackaRacka already beat him to the punch on the pivot from Youtubers to horror directors. Though they also had industry experience from being crew on The Babadook and got government arts funding for Talk to Me.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prick Cuckmann

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for his suicide.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anons I thought of the funniest shit right now ahahaha,

    imagine the movie comes out and it sucks ass and RLM make a Half in the Bag review on it and they trash the frick out of it and they accidently make Chris cry again

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't buy his coming out as pansexual, there's no way this guy has actually done any gay shit, it's stolen homosexual valor.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sherman oaks
    >stuckmann
    I start hearing it every time

    ?t=100

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chris buttman

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >movie title sounds like a retirement home
    uh, Suckmann sisters... what's up with that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kino shit

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CHOOSE YOUR NORMALgay MOVIE REVIEWER E-CELEB FIGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So he's going to scare black people?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muh ecelebs
    have a nice day homosexuals

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hollywood budget
    holy shit this guy has 150 million dollars for that movie?

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