2005- 15 years old me: "hahahahaha what a ridiculous premise"
2022 - 32 years old: "this could be me in less than 8 years"
2005- 15 years old me: "hahahahaha what a ridiculous premise" 2022 - 32 years old: "this could be me in less than 8 years"
2005- 15 years old me: "hahahahaha what a ridiculous premise"
2022 - 32 years old: "this could be me in less than 8 years"
Losing your virginity to an escort doesn't count
why is that?
my first time was with an 18 year old blonde escort who let me creampie her. it was so good
>fricking a prozzie with no condom
a ballsy move
>Why is that
>Believes she was 18
Ah to be young and naive. You didn't get pussy, you paid for it
>let me creampie her
You like to live dangerously I see
It was worth it
I bet it was.
Escorts are human being too
Lol no.
I'm 35 and I've only ever had sex with escorts.
Having sex with a condom doesn't count either, btw.
This, the whole point is that another human being is willing to be intimate with you.
What about thai prostitutes? They spent long time with you and are very friendly.
You still don't get it.
It isn't about mere le penis in vegana. Prostitutes don't solve adult male virgin problems
Of course they don't solve all of the problems, but I found it MUCH easier to approach and talk to 'normal' women after I had my first time with a great thai prostitute. Even my female coworkers found it easier to work with me.
I think having the confidence just to be around women sexually would solve a lot of incels problems, yes, and give them a more realistic view of what sex is like other than porn (which is bad and should be outlawed).
You can be intimate with a prostitutes, ya know. Do you think every time you have sex, it has to be passionate love making? Sometimes you just want to frick. That's all it is, sometimes.
Fricking without an emotional connection precludes intimacy.
Well, then make something up in your head to get emotional about. It would be the same as if you were with a chick you weren't planning on marrying, anyway.
Jesus fricking Christ, humanity is doomed. You morons are beyond helping. Is the idea of a human emotional connect really that fricking alien to you? You’re mixing up being emotion with having an emotional connection, it requires being vulnerable, something I suspect is beyond most of you and (you) in particular.
I literally agree with you, why did you quote me? You fricking moron
>nooooooooooooo you just can’t pay for sex you have to buy her dinner, a movie, flowers…. Wait…
I used to worry about turning into you when I was browsing this board at 14. Luckily puberty worked in my favor. Couldn't imagine not having gotten pussy by 32 it must be a hellish ordeal keep ur chin up king maybe work out or something idk
you are still browsing this board though, can't be doing much better
I'm home from college for the summer let me alternate between creating DCF models for my internship and backsliding into my old digital haunts in peace my brother in christ
kek shit skin
I'm white+ratio+i have gotten more pussy than you ever have or ever will+cope+rope+dope
it's not hellish unless i overthink it, in reality noone knows, noone cares, you can lie about not being one anyway
What bothered me about being a virgin in high school was knowing that I was a virgin, not that other people knew or might come to know that I was a virgin. But hey different strokes for different folks i spose
yeah that what i meant by it bothers me if i overthink it, when i overthink i breakdown every potential flaw i have to make myself feel worse, so best to just stop doing that
Fair enough. Didn't mean to be a dick about you being a virgin earlier it was just for bantz, hope u find some contentment in life and a pretty girl to creampie 🙂
>he doesn't know
People can tell anon, they are just being polite.
they can assume but they can never know for sure
Bros how do I not end up like this?
I'm 20 but due to being a manlet I look like a child. I look pathetic and no woman has ever held hands with me or even taken me seriously.
What do I do bros...
Cinemaphile is literally the most incel virgin board on the entire site, r9k 2.0. You are delusional if you think lifting weights will magically grant you a gf. You should lift weights though, it's great even if you die a virgin
Lifting is just a complete cope.
I'll always be tiny, I can't just get taller
I am good looking in some sense. My face is symmetrical and I am not overweight or balding or anything, I just look pathetic. People say I look like a child or they say I look too feminine which is mostly due to my height and because of my weak frame and babyface. And I can't undo these things. Gymcelling is a copem
I still have 20 years.
>I can't just get taller
I knew a tiny guy who got buff and got a tall girlfriend. It works. I don't know if it was the confidence or his physique, but he got a GF.
just a warning, don't assume you have plenty of time cause you really don't, 20 years as and adult isn't like the same 20 years it too you to get to 20, the years go by so much quicker, the next 20 years will probably feel more like 10 to you
SS+gomad
bee
Same age as you, just become good looking bro it's easy doings after that
>end up like this
like what? i am just you but older, you are already like this
If you have to ask it’s already too late
>due to being a manlet
Defeatist attitude. There’s your first problem.
its a great movie I love how they just ask the black guy what the frick he's talking about when he starts spitting ebonics
Black person
If you're ugly just buy a prostitute or pick up an ugly girl at the bar. Getting laid isn't some unattainable goal.
The thing is that he was a virgin because he kept fricking things up, not because women weren't attracted him. Cinemaphilecels on the other hand have both problems myself included
I’ll never understand what the problem is with you virgin morons. They’re women, not geniuses, find one without a good relationship with her father and alternate treating her great and like shit. It’s not rocket science. If the doesn’t work go buy 200 bucks in cocaine and go to a bar.
i don't drink or do drugs and i don't like treating people like shit and i don't intend to start now
Enjoy your pussyless future, maybe the stick up your ass will be enough. Stop putting women on pedestals, they aren’t anything special.
i don't put anyone on pedestals, i realize most people suck and force their socially indoctrinated standards onto everyone they encounter cause god forbid they end up with someone who diverges a little too much from the norm
It also helps if you don't talk about homosexual nerd shit either. nobody wants to hear about star wars or cape shit. Here's a secret: no attractive/mentally stable women actually enjoy video games either. A lot of you just want to frick dudes and don't even realize it yet.
>A lot of you just want to frick dudes and don't even realize it yet.
I'm 29 (straight) and I'd totally frick a cute femboy. If he likes video games, that's a bonus. But I'm probably too old for them now
>straight
Which button do I press to doubt again?Cause I’m pressing that fricker. Fricking someone with a dick if you also have a dick makes you a gay. Simple as.
i went through 25 years of life and never touched a pussy, i suffer more than anybody on this planet.
33 here. I lost my virginity in my twenties but it has grown back since.
God im glad im not ugly
how are you still a virgin anon? have you ever had the opportunity?
i never liked going out when i was younger and still don't really enjoy it now, i don't get the same satisfaction out of being social as many people seem to, i just feel like the odd one out trying to fit in, that's part of why
i probably have had opportunities but my avoidance of going any further gets in the way
The mistake you're making is thinking that you gotta go out and be social. You can meet people and make social connections by pursuing your hobbies/work. Did you try tinder ever?
>I look pathetic and no woman has ever held hands with me or even taken me seriously
A lot of it is mindset, thinking like you type you will never get laid. Do some stuff that give you self esteem. Plenty of short or ugly dudes get laid. Just be you and be confident in yourself. Workout, get some interesting hobbies.
>You can meet people and make social connections by pursuing your hobbies/work
The problem here is that most adult male virgins have individuals hobbies/work which they naturally gravitated to.
Hard to meet women your hobby/work is 3D rendering.
Then get a hobby to be around women.
That sounds even more pathetic, I don't want to be that creep who pretends to like some "hobby" just to maybe get closer to a woman.
Who says you have to pretend? Incels have this weird idea that to have a woman you have to be into everything together, which isn't true. You're a man. Learn to take risks.
This is why they're virgins. They have no assertiveness in doing what they want. Every thing they second guess or over think. Just do itttt
wonder if finally trying that lexapro of we prescribed will stop the overthinking
>They have no assertiveness in doing what they want.
Can you not fricking read? These people don't like activities that involve others.
>You're a man, learn to take risks
That is assertiveness taking risks in your life. Besides most people who don't like doing activities with others is likely not because they don't inherently dislike doing things with others, its the social phobia that is what they don't like..
>just do it bro
>try doing it
>it goes horribly
>resolve never to do it again
>giving up after it goes horribly once
you just gotta keep trying, persistence pays off. you'll learn something from each experience and improve.
>you just gotta keep trying
this is what you get with that
Don't be a pick up artist that is lame af. Keep trying in regards to life, pursue genuine interests and work on improving yourself. Friends, gf all just fall into the picture when you have the former stuff sorted.
>Friends, gf all just fall into the picture when you have the former stuff sorted.
This is total nonsense. Malicious even. If you want to frick women, you have to practice trying to frick women. I am probably the most successful person I know, I tried a ton of different things - and I'm still an incel. This whole 'develop yourself' thing is nonsense.
I know you're lying because you'd not be an incel if you genuinely were the most successful person you know. Do you have friends that you see regularly? Hobbies?
Yes they will, because you'll meet people and your social network expands. Then you'll naturally meet women without having to resort to 'pick up' cringe. Besides, once you have the other stuff sorted you can use tinder to good success. Basically you'll no longer be boring.
I already pursue my genuine interest. I already go to the gym, I love lifting.
I also never even kissed, let alone had a gf
>Friends, gf all just fall into the picture when you have the former stuff sorted.
Wrong.
A gf won't magically "fall into the picture" just because you pursued your genuine interest or because you go to the gym. Such things require a lot of active effort, things don't just happen magically out of nowhere
I do things which I like, which in majority of cases are just individual activities. Me suddenly signing up for yoga classes or whatever would be me pretending to like yoga
Women don't have hobbies.
Well they need to think of something that interests them that is not just a solo thing. I am certain there will be something that interests everyone that involves interacting with others. Just gotta push yourself out of your comfort zone. Socializing is a skill and if you don't do it often you gotta accept that you're gonna be awkward. Accepting your awkwardness is the first step to confidence though.
Wizardhood by the end of the year. Women are incapable of understanding this kind of pain and isolation. Too pussy to an hero and god won’t finish me off already
Get Cinemaphile. It'll work. They'll throw themselves at you on the street.
cope
30 year old who lost his virginity at 27 here.
It will only get harder. It will never be easier than it is today. The older you get, the weirder it gets. Just go on tinder.
Nope, if you’re over 30 stay off tinder, stick with all the other sites like ok Cupid and bumble. Remember guys 5s and 6s are where the deals are at, unless you’re rich or have a superhero’s body you’re wasting your time chasing 9s and 10s
>Remember guys 5s and 6s are where the deals are at
I'd rather die a virgin tbqh.
This represents most of the problem with incels, you’re an average looking guy but because you’ve been raised on watching attractive people frick other attractive people from a very early age you’re standards are all fricked up. Statistically speaking a 6 is an above average looking girl. You can’t be a 6 and expect to frick a 9 without being rich or famous or both, it’s just bad math.
>The older you get, the weirder it gets. Just go on tinder.
>male virginity exists
Where do you think trannies come from?
Trannies can't have hymens, anon.
I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl
me but 30 wassup
Same here
Never had a chance in childhood
Never had a chance in high school (should have been in special ed for autism in hindsight)
Now I am something approximating a functioning person, and surrounded by hot young girls all day but I like their father, and hypergamy has reached escape velocity since I was their age.
*I am like their father
i dont even care anymore tbh i waiting for death
Me, but 38. I didn't even went to college cause my high school days were lame and I my few friends all got married and had kids so I barely get invited to hang out with them now since they all have families. Whatever, every existence is unique, gotta try to have fun with the cards I was dealt with.
just bee urself
>29 year old virgin
>Turn 30 in November
Atleast i get my wizard powers then
Literally exact same situation. Honestly I will get an escort by then. Luckily I am loaded.
We truly did live in a Society
Gamers Rise Up
I'm 26 years old and have had multiple opportunities to have sex. I'm still a virgin because quite frankly sex disgusts me. veganas look gross. I think women have attractive bodies though, but the vegana looks like something out of Starship Troopers. I don't watch porn either and haven't jerk offd in two years.
You’re mentally broken. Defective. Go to church.
I go to Church every single Sunday since I was a child
Okay, then stop going to church, clearly something is fricking you up and it’s time to change your life up.
Im 30 and honestly i dont ever want to have sex, i dont want kids or a partner so why even bother?
Based. Sex is reddit. The ugliest people I know have sex so I don't think I'm missing out on too much.
i honestly think is sex weren't so glorified by the media i have consumed i'd probably want it less or not overthink it as much
Sex isn't real. If it was I would've had it by now.
If your first frick is a rape, are you still a virgin? Honestly think I could get away with it, I'm pretty strong and fast.
Are you in a first world country?
Yes.