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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    part one doesn't have any interesting stuff

    part two is where the real fun begins.

    princess irulan. the real heart of dune.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad they hired a pug for the role.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >princess irulan. the real heart of dune

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Paul literally call her his key in the book

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And..?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Paul's coup succeeds largely because he wed Irulan to help pacify the great houses and Irulan is who raised his children when Chani dies and he fricks off to the desert

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Paul's coup succeeds largely because he wed Irulan
              And that's all of irulan role (if you count her passages of muad'dib) She appears one scene at the end to marry paul but he tells her she will not bear his children.her bigger role is in Dune Messiah (if they ever adapt that)

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              His coup succeeded because his military forces defeated all the other military forces in the galaxy starting with the biggest, scariest one
              If he had married Irulan but not had a magical army to back him up his coup would have not succeeded.
              Meanwhile, if he hadn't married Irulan but had still launched a jihad bigger than the Great Revolt, he would have succeeded anyway.
              Take your fingers off the keys you are a fricking imbecile

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >His coup succeeded because his military forces defeated all the other military forces in the galaxy starting with the biggest

                Don't forget holding spice production hostage, which would put the Galactic Empire back into the dark ages

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                On top of that, the main reason why he chose the former option and not the latter was because of the impending jihad. By that point he knew by that the jihad was going to happen no matter what he did so all that there was left to do is try to guide fate so not quite as many people get killed in his name. Not to mention he wanted Irulan to unwittingly keep an eye on the Bene Gesserit for him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dune 84 Irulan was prettier.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Irulan novel: Tall, Patrician beauty, elegant
      >live action:

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anyone force their gf to watch this? how she'd like it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did, she did like it, especially the cinematic stuff. But she wasn't super enthusiastic like it was the best thing she'd ever seen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes we went to the kinoplex to watch it together
      We both liked it a lot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My gf liked it yeah but she knew I was a fan of the books so she may have been nicer about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did, but i didnt know anything about it. I wanted to see how she'd respond to something besides tik tok and the kardashians. She kept asking me question after question like it was hard to follow. She ended up saying it was awesome but i dont think she understood anything that happened. I know its not nice to judge people for what they enjoy, but if a woman enjoys the kardashians then you can safely assume everything else about them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she got bored
      exgf loved dune, frick that c**t though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I too have an ex gf with superb taste that is unfortunately a sociopathic b***h. Eventually settled on a nice girl who doesn't appreciate kino or let me pee in her face while she jerk offs, but it's a much easier relationship to manage and she rarely angers me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mine hated it, she described the scene with paul on caladan looking at the water before he left as, "timothee chalamet was on a beach for 2 hours!" and after it ended we had the following exchange:

      gf: who was stellan skarsgard?
      me: the leader of the harkonnens
      gf:... who are the harkonnens?
      me: the bad guys that controlled arrakis at the beginning
      gf:... what's arrakis?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How do you even date someone with an attention span shorter than that of a goldfish?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She’s probably hot. Hot and dumb, anon, that’s what you look for in a woman.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she was drunk and tired when we watched it tbf, might have been kidding slightly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, she fell asleep

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Saw it at the kinoplex and she loved it. Could be because she's just obsessed with Zendaya though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      saw it in IMAX, my gf has really sensitive ears so that really bothered her and she basically could not enjoy the movie because of how loud some parts were

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tbf some parts of the IMAX mixing were kinda fricked, specially during the invasion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We went together, we both loved it.
      Date better women.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    boring and forgetable

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah its a good movie but not very memorable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was a boring movie in retrospect. It was like watching a 3 hour art film.

      This.
      Once the peer pressure from other film snobs to love it goes away, it’s kind if boring. I rewatched it recently and without the hype, it’s meh at best.
      And Zendaya still ruins every shot she’s in, they may as well have used a trained chimpanzee. Why couldn’t they get someone pretty?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was a boring movie in retrospect. It was like watching a 3 hour art film.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >6 oscars
    >in-coming sequel that will be a return of the king-esque masterpiece
    Just because you are a uncultured loser doesn't mean others are

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fell asleep half way through and never felt the desire to watch it again. Its a slow soulless movie that purports to be a cutting edge adaptation of yet another book series.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Then how do you remember it today and the other day when you post the same thread?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watched it yesterday, its pretty frickign amazing, but with all stories who arent finished, its makes no sense without seeing part2 or more.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dull, washed out, boring, gay, Black person, slogfest based on the first terrible book in an overwhelmingly terrible book series made by homosexual greedy hack Villenvue.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this guy gets it, except for the part that Dune is an uncommonly good work of both soft sci-fi and YA fiction

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Praying to God the 2nd part delivers. I doubted based villain nu woth 2049 expected it to be trash but it was one of the best films I saw that year and blew the original out the water. This movie also didn't disappoint. Was super engaging and was my first exposure to Dune lore. I thought waiting to see how the movie stood on its own was a good idea and was right. Praying to go part 2 is pure kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      see

      >princess irulan. the real heart of dune

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your Irulan btw

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did all their interiors look so shit and bland? Very globohomosexual like... they owned a planet and were dirty rich yet they couldn't invest in decorations?
    Other than that nice visuals.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished Messiah. Stay mad Dunc haters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Villeneuve better at least do up to Messiah. Just ending with DUNC isn't enough and just makes it another le epic hero gets revenge against the baddies story while Messiah reveals the reality of the situation. Not wanting to go beyond that on the big screen is understandable even though I liked that stuff that comes afterwards too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think they already implied a leadup to messiah when Paul had that breakdown over the jihad in his name during his spice fever

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        any filmmaker with vision and balls would start at God Emperor and build a cinematic universe with prequels and sequels

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No studio would fund it.
          But it has kino potential.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >DUNC isn't enough and just makes it another le epic hero gets revenge against the baddies story while Messiah reveals the reality of the situation
        Speedreader. 85% of Dune literally is Muh terrible purpse, Muh jihad, Hail Muad'dib. The story spell it out for you.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i am critical of the film. here are some buzzwords. i dislike it because its popular, thus earning me cool points on an anonymous board so i feel sophisticated and other anonymous posts that i identify as my peers will appreciate my taste and daring to counterpoise the zeitgeist

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This was the only movie I have ever walked out of theater on. I usually always stay til the end because I paid money. The other closest time was during the gay scene in Moonlight but I was even able to stick through that. But this. This movie was so fricking boring I left.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Okay

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Make epic movie
    >Paint everything grey and tan
    >Hire twink for lead
    >Hire mutt for love interest
    >Bore me to tears
    >Make me go watch Dune 1984 again

    The cones of silence thing made me laugh because I was a big fan of Get Smart.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The movie did the best it could with the source material. Unfortunately however, one can’t make a silk purse out of a pig’s ear.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Timothee
    >Florence

    Nothx

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it’s not al anymore

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cut 80% of the story to get through 30% of the plot
    Just to keep showing a talentless actress walk in slow motion
    Giant empty rooms every other scene
    Just to tease a sequel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Cut 80% of the story to get through 30% of the plot
      moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        prove me wrong dicklicker

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no, the claim is too moronic. It is the earth is flat prove me wrong of claims.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ok I'm dealing with a Disney and Marvel fan
            no wonder

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because while the imagery is grand it's not interesting in an intriguing way

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I listen to this every day to relax.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They should have filmed 1 and 2 back to back.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't have the budget, he was banking on 1 racking in the cash to fund part 2.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this in the store the other day, but only as dvd and not blue ray. So I didn't buy it.

    Thank you for reading my message to this television imageboard, have a good day

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