>2022. >still no Kurt Cobain biopic

>2022
>still no Kurt Cobain biopic
why hasn't anyone bothered making it yet?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nirvana is cringe

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >start a band
    >get world famous quick
    >WHY ARE PEOPLE ONLY LIKING ME FOR MY LE LOOKS!? 🙁
    >shotgun suicide
    Wow the most thought provoking biopic ever. Bowie has way more interesting stories for a movie about him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bowie was based and his entire life would make a great movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Bowie was based
        no, not really

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >"Hitler was a rockstar"
          >large portrait of Mishima in his study
          >fought for PoC representation of the airwaves and against MTV exploitation

          Yes, he was based.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Is Mishima worth reading? Someone gave me a copy of The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea and lately all I've been reading is Evola, Guenon, Dugin, and some ancient Greek stuff for the purpose of learning ancient Greek.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            all of these make him sound like a moron, not really helping your case here

            Is Mishima worth reading? Someone gave me a copy of The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea and lately all I've been reading is Evola, Guenon, Dugin, and some ancient Greek stuff for the purpose of learning ancient Greek.

            hes ok if he's your first nip author but not nearly as great as internet morons make him out to be. try Natsume Sōseki is better

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How is blasting MTV not a good thing? He called them out for their lack of black artists. He's also done more for music and film than any other musician. He was unstoppable and monumental

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >He's also done more for music and film than any other musician.
                You know nothing about music, the people that made him look like an "artist" were the innovators, not him. He knew how to advertise himself, nothing more and nothing less

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Post hands or top five favorite musicians. You speak like an authority, let's see if it fits.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >has no argument
                >resorts to 'post hand' meme and bait response
                lol, lmao even.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't listen to music or watch films
                What are you even doing here

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                't listen to music or watch films
                now where did you get this from? just close the thread if you're this triggered

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                absolute moron, all that artgay music is rotting your brain

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Must be nice sitting there behind a shield of your own indifference and emptiness. What a joy you must be

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What the actual frick are you talking about? Take a break

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Open your eyes and shut your goddamn mouth. Try to listen when the adults are speaking

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nice. You can only speak in memes. Take a walk.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ok now i know for sure that my comments are getting caught up in two other morons arguing with each other
                calm down guys there is more than one other person on Cinemaphile, i know object permanence, or its evident lack of, is literally diagnostic criteria for autism spectrum disorders. But it's okay guys, take a deep breath and imagine someone's hugging you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i think there's some kind of a weird 3 way argument going on but i support this guy, i don't like movies or tv either. i come here specifically just to b***h about stuff that i don't like because
                >I'M A NEGATIVE CREEP
                >I'M A NEGATIVE CREEP
                >I'M A NEGATIVE CREEP AND I'M STONED

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i come here specifically just to b***h about stuff that i don't like
                based and literally me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>WHY ARE PEOPLE ONLY LIKING ME FOR MY LE LOOKS!? 🙁
      No he thought he was ugly. I'd rather see a Johnny Depp biopic.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    was his life even that interesting? I don't know anything about him besides his anhero

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He fricked a moronic girl and got made fun of for it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that story's not true, well at least according to Buzz Osbourne

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why hasn't anyone bothered making it yet?
    too many other trans documentaries being planned

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Kiss, kiss Molly’s dick

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because Courtney Love tried to pay a dude to kill him like a month before he died.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >whiny homosexual
    >raped a moronic girl
    >'heckin racists don't buy our albums'
    I'm glad he's dead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was reading someone else’s story

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was a fricking libtard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not hating people you don't know is a bad thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's just how we roll in Seattle. Literally all types of people and we got some great bands because of that. What's your shithole flyover state responsible for? Bringing another inbred hick into the world?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kek I bet you live in the shitty part, greetings from Greenwood / Phinney Ridge

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >being proud of your hipster suburb
          This your favorite place to hangout, homosexual?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They changed their name since then and also moved back in February. That's on, what 1st and 76th? I walk by there every day, but no, I go to the Lamplighter to drink because they have free pool

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe I'll play a game with you some time. This could be a good thing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Support your local street musicians, is all I'm saying. 🙂

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >That's just how we roll in Seattle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's just how we roll in Seattle. Literally all types of people and we got some great bands because of that. What's your shithole flyover state responsible for? Bringing another inbred hick into the world?

      80's libs were like goody goodies that at least volunteered and shit, kurt brought in the era of depressive wokescolds that just 'have to crash' after a long day of writing DEI check your privilege presentations for Raytheon Missile Defense

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >MAN theres just so much injustice, what are we going to do about it?
        >uhh well, up this choice scag, and veg

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be idol to the slacker generation
    >they can't be bothered making a flick about you
    Seems logical to me

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even though she killed him, Courtney is very protective over Kurt's legacy, especially after feeling betrayed by Activision when she let them use him as a character model not knowing he could be made to jump and dance around singing White Wedding. Bean wouldn't allow it either I'm sure.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there is 'Last days' but i don't know how accurate it is. i don't think there will be a properly accurate one with Courtney Love's meddling hands still around.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't trust anything unless it has Krist's approval. He's the only trustworthy person out of anyone involved in Nirvana.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >krist
          >only trustworthy nirvana member
          >not Jason Everman
          the man is a goddamn war hero

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >drops out of playing black flag on a raising punk but to become a brainless zogbot
            I truly don't know how this guy landed on metal and punk of all things

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shut the frick up and stop making this shitty thread

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    too white and rebellious

    gotta twerk 4 da child support instead

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because geffen

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Soaked in Bleach is a good documentary. Not sure how factual it is, but it's fun to watch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      whoever played Courtney Love in that movie was hot

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    biopics are corny. Kurt Cobain had the typical American life of a broken family, small town shitholes, and drug addiction. Getting Raimi Malek to slap on a blonde wig and throat scream spits in the mouth of Kurt and everything he stood for. He didn't know what he wanted from his music and the fame was obviously more than he could've handled. He deserved to die in obscurity with a small family, maybe being a local legend at open mics.
    Montage Of Heck is the best film about Kurt because you get an extremely intimate look into his mind. You see interviews from his extended family, animated recreations tastefully done, tied by a beautiful score of lullaby versions of classic Nirvana songs.
    Kurt Cobain was a small town boy, stunted emotionally after being raised by boomers, and soon branded and packaged as this monolith of depression. If i was in Kurt's shoes I'd blow my fricking brains out too. His final stand. Market his blown off face to the masses now you bloodthirsty industry. At least until pic rel profited off his corpse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good post

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Coz he was white and heterosexual

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most of you just listen to trap and hip hop. You don't even listen to albums. Stop pretending you know about this guy and what happened during the nineties, you stereotypical zoomers.

    And by the way, Gus Van Sant made a movie and there are a couple of decent documentaries

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are these zoomers in the room with you?
      i'm 34 and i don't listen to anything with lyrics. i only listen to ambient music and darkjazz.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And you don't like punk rock, what a surprise. You want a cookie or something? You immature loser.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i did when i was a kid but i grew out of it, punk rock has zero appeal to me anymore.c'mon, do I really need to go listen to redd kross or fricking minor threat or whatever again? black flag? who cares punk sucks, I don't like any music that comes with a point of view anymore. ambient doesn't try to tell me what to think. ambient is neutral.
          i do love the talking heads though and i still listen to them all the time. i kinda got burned out on television a long time ago, and death, but i do like punk. i just don't go out of my way to listen to it unless someone wants to watch Stop Making Sense and they've never seen it and we have drugs or something

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kurt Cobain was probably the biggest homosexual ever

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was a plant by the music companies. They 'herded' people into grunge, it was never grassroots. Cobain was a corporate product

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who cares about this stupid band. whatabout green river. whatabout unrest. whatabout sebadoh. whatabout mother love bone. hell even sonic youth was better than nirvana and their music output is 90% unlistenable shit

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > be a drug addicted GenXer
    > make shitty music
    > marry a drug addicted slag
    > have a nice day

    The End

    At least he used a cool shotgun.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >No I don't have a gun
    >has a gun
    what did he mean by this?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably one of the basedest things ever was when johnny rotten went on conan shortly after the suicide and conan asked if there were any similarities between sex pistols/nirvana and he said something like "no because if there was he would have realized that life is precious and not something to be wasted"

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Queen movie was BORING
    >Elton John movie was BORING
    >Elvis movie was BORING

    These musician stories are nowhere near as interesting as people think they are. Pic related is the only really good one because shit actually happened.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >actually happened
      hate to break it to you but everybody involved in mayhem said the movie was inaccurate including Varg, Attila, and Blackthorn, in interviews before the release Necro was saying it was legit but walked it back immediately after too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Of course they say that and of course there's gonna be inaccuracies, but stuff like Dead shooting himself and the feud between Varg and Euro leading to the infamous murder did actually happen.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They did Varg dirty in that movie. They made him look like some kind of young Philip Seymour Hoffman chud but he was a strapping young lad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, it's a little more than inaccurate. I think they even replaced Blackthorn with a character named "Varg's Driver" too. Not really the movie's fault because all the made up or inaccurate stuff comes from the book it's based on.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is one. It's called Last Days and it starts Michael Pitt. Watch it

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe he was a boring guy and didn't have that rock n roll life. The guy had a kid young and that makes you become really boring.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ok here you go you fricking douchebags don't @ me unless you authenticate with a two-way handshake

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  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is tho. Gus van Sant directed it

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the song Lithium. Why did he kill himself?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      too much heroin and depression

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why did he kill himself?
      Great question actually, with an interesting answer.
      See, Kurt Cobain was ambidextrous. He could play, write, whatever with both hands. But his first guitar was a left-handed guitar and so he started favoring his left. Another particularity of Kurt's is that he had scoliosis through most of his life. Playing left-handed aggravated this problem and bent his spine even further, and some have theorized that he could have fixed the problem by picking up a right-handed guitar on that fateful day. Now, scoliosis is no joke. In his own words, Kurt spent the last 6 years of his life in constant and aggravating pain, which led to his addictions and ultimate demise.

      So why did he kill himself? Because he played left-handed.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How are they going to explain the cause of his death being courtney, her lawyer and dave? That's why

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who do you think they should pick to play him and why shouldn't your answer be Paul Dano?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >regularly told by friends and strangers alike that I look like Kurt Cobain
      >always followed by "no offence"
      >grew up listening to older brother's Nirvana CD's
      >currently 24 years old
      >no acting or singing skills despite having a degree in music
      I feel like I came so close yet fell so far from being the perfect candidate.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >famous millionaire homosexual kills himself because he has the saddies :~~*((

    yeah no, I don't give a shit

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    need a story that finally tells the truth about how Kurt finally got it together and then Courtney Love killed him dead

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