>2023. >no metal gear solid kino

>2023
>no metal gear solid kino
why?

  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No studio will ever do it justice and give the experience that the game already provides, same as Halo.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone would be ashamed of their words and deeds after finding out the truth

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"I got a question a question"
      >"Kay"
      >"What's the plot of MGS5?"
      >"...."
      >"That's what I thought, have a good day!"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being you stupid you didn’t understand the plot of MGSV

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone who played it would understand. The point is that she didn't play it. She knows nothing about it. The autist, for some reason, thinks that he is outing her as a phony who doesn't deserve to wear that costume. She is getting paid hundreds of dollars to wear that and look pretty.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mike Oldfield stands at the edge and becomes nuclear.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ...and wild. There has also been reports that have informed me that he's breaking up inside.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    because its stupid

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just watch Escape from New York

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then watch Broken Arrow. Combine Escape From New York with Broken Arrow and you get Metal Gear Solid.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got bad news, they're making one but with the man who will light the fire, Oscar Isaac.
      As said, watch the inspiration behind MGS. I love Escape from New York and you can just see how the dialogue etc. in MGS was inspired by the Carpenter kino

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That one probably isn't happening. Vogt-Roberts just got some concept art made and acted like things were in motion when they weren't. We are actually getting a Death Stranding film though which should be easy to cast.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    because MGS4 Exists

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because kojima is a hack that produces trite bullshit.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does everything have to be a terrible movie or an awful show when the perfect iteration already exists in it's original media
    homosexual

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We are still trying to decipher the story

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I to think Robocop was Metal Gear

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Netflix is working on it, they have cast a black man for Solid Snake and the Cyborg Ninja will be a tranny

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    because the medium is the message

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they are working on it

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wanting the absolute state of Hollywood in 2023 to touch Metal Gear

    It wouldn’t have 1/1000 the fun, humour, grit, goofiness, charm or artistry of the original games in the hands of the current movie industry. Just install an emulator and play MGS1 again for a better experience.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      the whole point is that it's a 10 hour slow burn narrative with tons of nuance and soul
      because modern hwood is so great at doing that these days???
      oscar issac was attached to play snake at one point, like WTFFFFF

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why the fuck does the Isaac thing bother people? He’s a pretty close visual match. The thing that should have upset you was the slop-hack they were going to get to direct

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He’s a pretty close visual match
          he's a 5'5'' spic who's a terrible actor with zero screen presence
          are you blind or just fucking retarded?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          what's with everyone here being so faceblind wtf

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >*deep sigh*
          >Somehow, Liquid returned.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >be 6'1'' genetically ideally modified super solider
            >cast a 53 year old 5'2'' goblin man who can't act

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is denis villeneuve directed it then ?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They would skull fuck it into oblivion and make it without any respect or love or passion and you're eagerly waiting for them to do this to your favorite thing?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    MGS is heavily inspired by Hollywood movies, if it were made into a film it would just be recycling old movie ideas back into another movie.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2023
    >wanting anything you like or care about to get an “adaptation”
    You retards never learn, do you?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because what makes Metal Gear special is the way it uses videogame as medium to to tell its story.
    The story of MG can only be told through videogames for the same reason lovecraftian horror can only be told trough literature.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The story of MG can only be told through videogames
      2 and 5 definitely cannot be adapted into television or novels because theyre too personalized to the player for any other medium to translate the message
      1 3 4 and PW I feel could be a weird tv series that fuses david lynch anime and tom clancy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't played 1 in a while so I don't remember how much it uses the medium as a storytelling tool aside from the encounter with Psycho Mantis. 3 I definitely think wouldn't work as a TV series because 1) the fight with The End is entirely reliant on the medium and 2) the encounter with The Sorrow is exclusively based on your prior interactions with the enemies which in turn is a reiteration of the game's anti-war message.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no metal gear solid kino

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just play the games
    the only medium that could maybe do this series justice is TV or novels. its too insane and complex to be a movie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the only medium that could maybe do this series justice is TV or novels
      no the only medium would be a video game
      it's fencesitting dipshits like you that keep watching these awful adaptations

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        see my post

        >The story of MG can only be told through videogames
        2 and 5 definitely cannot be adapted into television or novels because theyre too personalized to the player for any other medium to translate the message
        1 3 4 and PW I feel could be a weird tv series that fuses david lynch anime and tom clancy

        what do 1 3 4 and PW do that can't be done in another long form medium? 2 and 5 are the only stories that are literally impossible to translate to another medium

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >its too insane and complex to be a movie
      MGS1 could pretty easily be adapted into a movie. It's once you go beyond that, that it starts becoming way too crazy.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have any games since MGS felt like a grand, cinematic adventure? Feels like Deus Ex is in the same bucket. Games were just getting bigger, better, cooler, and then something stopped.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it's painful bro
      the short answer is $
      the long answer is also $$
      anyone with a vision or creative ability is cast out of any modern company structure these days in favor of ass-kissing extroverts

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Twin Snakes can't even adapt it properly I don't think hollywood has a chance

      spend too much time trying to look cinematic rather than tell a good story. Compare Deus Ex talking about algorithms controlling people by their own consent and governments using terrorism and disease to control the masses vs Deus Ex HR retarded anti-aug racism story.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A surveillance camera!?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    tarantino and michael bay should team up for it

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