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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meh, I have already visited Paris i don't need to see this movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        full context? that woman probably said a racial slur

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >call a Black person a Black person
          >they act like a Black person
          >this is somehow justified in their mind

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GYATT

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be expected of a Black person to say that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nobody tryna steel ya shit
        >nobody shakin dey ass
        >nobody puttn seasoning in dey mittens
        where da culture at wyt boi?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        blacks really need to spend more time learning about whites instead of thinking the world revolves around them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >blacks
          >learning
          sure

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Das it mayne

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jamal goes skiing for the first time
        >ayoo look all dis sheit i cud steel
        wow jamal thanks for bringing your vibrant culture to the slopes!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lel

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let me guess
    the humans and apes will meet
    the good humans establish good relations
    the bad humans are violent and some misunderstanding allows them to start killing the apes, thus starting the conflict all over again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Humans are gone. Only apes in this one

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, moron. this one is the remake of the original

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no its a remake of the first one

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you actually watch the fricking trailer?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no it will be the 60s movie but slightly different

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        monkino
        monkno x lizardkino
        dp3kio

        we might go full circle via time travel, or at least set up to it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Will they go with the nuclear ending?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus how the frick are you taking offence at an Ape movie? Do you think they have an anti-human agenda?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        100% going to see tier
        >Godzilla X Kong
        >Planet of the Apes
        50/50 might go see if I have the time tier
        >Deadpool 3
        >Lisa Frankenstein
        >ghostbusters
        Past late summer nothing can be said about any of those movies because none of the Studios have released ahit about any of those movies to possibly get excited about.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the last movie was just a retread of the one before it, a total filler movie. The only thing it established is "humans becoming mute and dumb"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And that offended you?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no, you're seeing intonations that don't exist. I'm disappointed that it's the same fricking story as the last two again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And that offended you?

        >say "good human" and "bad human"
        >moron instantly thinks that it's some allegorical commentary on real life politics instead of the simplest way of describing the antagonistic humans and the protagonist ones

        go seek out an argument about bullshit elsewhere, please

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pretty sure Planet Of The Apes wad always an allegory for modern society. The original was about us nuking outselves and society rebuilding back to whete it was from the apes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I bet the film will have opposing factions work out their grievances with the "good guys" trying to avert war!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The humans are feral animals in this one. The plot has already been revealed last year. It's about opposing factions of apes trying to find an old derelict human military base to seize the weapons so as to gain control over all the other apes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2024 movies you're looking forward to
      What the 10th or something planet of the apes move/remake. This is a marketing thread

      Apes will be ruling a perfect society, man will arrive and plunge the peaceful african monkey immigrants back into bloodshed. Mans replacement and extinction is a good thing! Monkeys are superior. Monkey lives matter.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AYO WE WUZ APES N' SHEEEIT

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gladiator 2
    >beverly hills cop sequel
    >dunc 2
    >gosling in the fall guy
    >LOTR rohirrim

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just know Ridley will frick up Gladiator 2 like he did Napoleon and the later Alien movies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Napoleon was kino.
        Prometheus was interesting.
        Only Convenant was actually shit. Stay mad

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Napoleon was kino
          Unironic cuck detected

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >enjoying stories about a cuck losing makes you a cuck
            lmao nice projection

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THIS SUMMER GEORGE FLOYD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >martyr of the planet of the apes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Election Year of the Planet of the Apes

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kingdom of the planet of the apes.

    Fricking seriously? What's next? The Rise of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tyrant of the Planet of the Apes
      Democracy of the Planet of the Apes
      Planet of the Apes - World at War!
      Future of the Planet of the Apes
      Type 1 Civilization of the Planet of the Apes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Type 1 Civilization of the Planet of the Apes
        Funny you say that, in the book that started this whole franchise the apes have space colonies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sunrise of the planet of the apes
      >genesis of the planet of the apes
      >birth of the planet of the apes
      >renaisssance of the planet of the apes
      >origin of the planet of the apes
      >abortion of the planet of the apes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Civil War at a Colony of the Planet of the Apes
      Unity of the Kingdom of Apes Against the Rodent Holocaust in the Planet of the Apes
      Death and Destruction in the Kingdom of the Yellow Apes
      The Rodents Strike Back: The Brainwashing of the Planet of the Apes
      Detroit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Planet of the Apes
      >2 Ape 2 Planet
      >Ape
      >Left 4 Ape
      >Ape 2027
      >Ape: Reborn
      >Planet of the Apes: The Final Chapter
      >Planet of the Apes: The Human Made Me Do It.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twister 2: Let's Twist Again

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spy X Family code white
    maybe the new american godzilla but only if I'm in the city for some other reason and have time i'm not taking a special trip for it
    Walpurgisnacht Rising if it actually makes it to the west this year
    the fall guy
    nosferatu

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nosferatu remake
      Cautiously optimistic

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No more Serkis
    At least Ciri looked hot

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Fighter
    Indian Jet movie with the Su-30MKI which is one of the more advanced versions of my 2nd favorite plane the Su-27 Flanker.

    > Mission Impossible - Dead Reckoning - Part 2
    Still need to see P1, loved Rogue Nation & Fallout. Please god reveal Ilsa to be alive and give Hunt a respectful sendoff/happy ending.

    > Godzilla x Kong - The New Empire.
    I guess... there are so many better plot ideas they could have done but for what it is it looks decent. I don't know why people are talking like its becoming a silly comedy, aside from the Avengers running moment the trailer is really largely still serious (which is my preference)

    > Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
    Still need to watch War.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Fighter
      > Indian Jet movie with the Su-30MKI which is one of the more advanced versions of my 2nd favorite plane the Su-27 Flanker.

      You serious? As an Indian meself, I'd rather stab myself in the eyes than ever see anything from Bollywood

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Please god reveal Ilsa to be alive and give Hunt a respectful sendoff/happy ending
      Cruise's ego is what killed Ilsa, she's dead Jim.
      >I don't know why people are talking like its becoming a silly comedy
      Because you're either blind or in denial, or both.
      >Still need to watch War
      No you don't.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      War was a bit disappointing IMO. I really enjoyed Rise and Dawn (even if I disliked that their names are basically synonyms) but I found War dragged on too much towards the end

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LIVE & LEARN

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing, film is dead

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is an allegory to the western civilization. It's so funny.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly can't believe that a blue eyed white woman is being chased around by monkeys while the monkey king walks about how white people used to be able to fly and use magic to talk across oceans.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was this an ad during the Black History Month Super Bowl? Lmao

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are these movies all a metaphor for whites vs blacks? when the first apes remake came out i had a black colleague who loved the movie and i always thought it was curious. like he identified with the apes. never seen any planet of the apes movie though because they all look dumb.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It gladly stays away from that, it just wants to tell the story of the Planet of the Apes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is what chatgpt said when I asked what planet of the apes was an allegory for
      >"Planet of the Apes" is commonly interpreted as an allegory for various social and political issues. Some see it as a commentary on race relations and civil rights, reflecting the tensions of the 1960s. Others interpret it as a cautionary tale about the dangers of unchecked scientific experimentation and the potential consequences of humanity's actions on the environment. The allegorical elements allow viewers to draw connections to different societal issues, making the film open to various interpretations.
      Couldn't get it to admit that the apes represented black people though lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When the first couple of remakes came out, I saw them in the theater and I literally saw black people whoop and holler and proclaim "dat our caeser". I wish I was joking

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >OH SHIT THAT MONKEE KEELED THAT OTHA MONKEY
        >WHY THIS HUMAN DUDE GOT A PROBLEM
        >AHHH THIS SOME SCURRY SHIT!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nahhh that's crazy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Planet of the Apes has never really been about race at least as race is thought of through the lens of the rootless diaspora of Americans.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >are these movies all a metaphor for whites vs blacks?
      no, they are a critic to the relationship of man and nature.
      Not everything is race war bullshit.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You would have to be a complete homosexual with shit taste if you think any good movies are going to come out this year. Watching modern movies is a sign that you have room temperature IQ level.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Name one good movie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Master and Commander, a movie you probably don't understand

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Problem Child 2

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Planet of the Apes movies are bad. They've always been bad. They were bad in the 60s with Charlton Heston. They were bad when Tim Burton rebooted them. They were bad when all the monkeys became CGI. I don't understand who is watching these films. It's not like there's a fanbase, right? Cinemaphile never memed these films. There's no Caesar fanart on deviantArt. It's baffling. Like imagine if there were 12 sequels and 2 reboots for... I don't know... fricking What Lies Beneath. Forgotten spousal abuse thriller starring Harrison Ford.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The original 60s trilogy was a pretty solid Sci-fi series for the time, and it's aged a lot better than other films from the perios

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a lack of furries making degenerate r34 porn means the franchise has no fanbase
      go outside

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a lack of furries making degenerate r34 porn means the franchise has no fanbase
      go outside

      >They don't know that R34 porn exists of the franchise
      Although all the stuff I seen is more based on the designs the apes have in the original movie, everything after that is too realistic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      delusional

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love legitimate theater

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Monkeykino unironically, I might even go to the theaters if I'm not waging

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Abiding Nowhere (dir. Tsai Ming-liang)
    >The walker with the shaved head and dressed in a red robe is barefoot. He walks slowly but determinedly through the forest, over stones and grassland. He also makes his way through the shadows of trees and houses. He sets foot in the train station, the church and the museum. The sun rises and sets again. The walker passes through Washington, D.C. Another stranger is also on the move in the city. We are unsure whether or not he is following the walker.
    Alien: Romulus (dir. Fede Álvarez)
    >A group of young people on a distant world find themselves in a confrontation with the most terrifying lifeform in the universe.
    Architecton (dir. Viktor Kossakovsky)
    >An extraordinary journey through the material that makes up our habitat: concrete and its ancestor, stone. Victor Kossakovsky raises a fundamental question: how do we inhabit the world of tomorrow?
    Black Tea (dir. Abderrahmane Sissako)
    >Aya, a young Ivorian woman in her early thirties, says no on her wedding day, to everyone’s astonishment. After emigrating to Asia, she works in a tea export shop with Cai, a 45-year-old Chinese man. Aya and Cai fall in love but can their affair survive the turmoil of their past and other people’s prejudices?
    The Box Man (dir. Gakuryu Ishii)
    >It follows a nameless man who gives up his identity to live with a large cardboard box over his head, encountering a range of characters as he wanders the streets of Tokyo.
    The Cats of Gokogu Shrine (dir. Kazuhiro Soda)
    >An ample community of cats has set up home around the Shinto shrine in Ushimado. Some local residents take care of them, others are disturbed by their mess. Kazuhiro Soda observes their co-existence with kindness, precision and occasional involvement.
    La Cocina (dir. Alonso Ruizpalacios)
    >Following “the life in the kitchen of a vast New York City restaurant where all the cultures of the world mix during the lunchtime rush.”
    (cont.)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dahomey (dir. Mati Diop)
      >About the return of the royal treasures of Abomey in Benin, snatched away by colonial plunder, to a country that has had to build itself up and come to terms with their absence.
      Direct Action (dir. Ben Russell & Guillaume Cailleau)
      >Direct Action documents the everyday of one of the most important activist communities in France in order to see how the success of a radical protest movement can offer a path through the climate crisis facing us all.
      Drive-Away Dolls (dir. Ethan Coen)
      >Jamie, an uninhibited free spirit bemoaning yet another breakup with a girlfriend, and her demure friend Marian desperately needs to loosen up. In search of a fresh start, the two embark on an impromptu road trip to Tallahassee, but things quickly go awry when they cross paths with a group of inept criminals along the way.
      Dune: Part Two (Denis Villeneuve)
      >Follow the mythic journey of Paul Atreides as he unites with Chani and the Fremen while on a path of revenge against the conspirators who destroyed his family. Facing a choice between the love of his life and the fate of the known universe, Paul endeavors to prevent a terrible future only he can foresee.
      The Empire (dir. Bruno Dumont)
      >A small village of Northern France is the battleground of undercover extraterrestrial knights.
      Nosferatu (dir. Robert Eggers)
      >A gothic tale of obsession between a haunted young woman and the terrifying vampire infatuated with her, causing untold horror in its wake.
      Pepe (dir. Nelson Carlo de los Santos Arias)
      >A voice that claims to be from a hippopotamus. A voice that doesn’t understand the perception of time. Pepe, the first and last hippo killed in the Americas, tells his story with the overwhelming orality of these towns.
      (cont.)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Suspended Time (dir. Olivier Assayas)
        >April 2020––Lockdown. Etienne, a film director, and his brother Paul, a music journalist, are confined together in their childhood home with their new partners Morgane and Carole. Every room, every object, reminds them of their childhood, and the memories of the absents––their parents, their neighbors… This compels them to measure the distance that separates them from each other and the roots they share, those of their ground zero. As the world around them is becoming increasingly unsettling, unreality, and even a disturbing strangeness, invades their daily gestures and actions.
        A Traveler's Needs (dir. Hong Sang-soo)
        >A French woman, who initially played a child’s recorder in a park and faced financial struggles, eventually became a French teacher for two women, finding solace in lying down on rocks and relying on makkeolli for comfort.
        You Burn Me (dir. Matías Piñeiro)
        >Tú me abrasas is an adaptation of “Sea Foam”, a chapter from Cesare Pavese’s “Dialoghi con Leucò” published in 1947. The ancient Greek poet Sappho and the nymph Britomartis meet beside the sea and have a conversation about love and death.
        The Visitor (dir. Bruce LaBruce)
        >The Canadian filmmaker’s latest project is a pornographic remake of Pier Paolo Pasolini’s 1968 film Teorema.
        that's everything that interests me so far

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dahomey (dir. Mati Diop)
      >About the return of the royal treasures of Abomey in Benin, snatched away by colonial plunder, to a country that has had to build itself up and come to terms with their absence.
      Direct Action (dir. Ben Russell & Guillaume Cailleau)
      >Direct Action documents the everyday of one of the most important activist communities in France in order to see how the success of a radical protest movement can offer a path through the climate crisis facing us all.
      Drive-Away Dolls (dir. Ethan Coen)
      >Jamie, an uninhibited free spirit bemoaning yet another breakup with a girlfriend, and her demure friend Marian desperately needs to loosen up. In search of a fresh start, the two embark on an impromptu road trip to Tallahassee, but things quickly go awry when they cross paths with a group of inept criminals along the way.
      Dune: Part Two (Denis Villeneuve)
      >Follow the mythic journey of Paul Atreides as he unites with Chani and the Fremen while on a path of revenge against the conspirators who destroyed his family. Facing a choice between the love of his life and the fate of the known universe, Paul endeavors to prevent a terrible future only he can foresee.
      The Empire (dir. Bruno Dumont)
      >A small village of Northern France is the battleground of undercover extraterrestrial knights.
      Nosferatu (dir. Robert Eggers)
      >A gothic tale of obsession between a haunted young woman and the terrifying vampire infatuated with her, causing untold horror in its wake.
      Pepe (dir. Nelson Carlo de los Santos Arias)
      >A voice that claims to be from a hippopotamus. A voice that doesn’t understand the perception of time. Pepe, the first and last hippo killed in the Americas, tells his story with the overwhelming orality of these towns.
      (cont.)

      Suspended Time (dir. Olivier Assayas)
      >April 2020––Lockdown. Etienne, a film director, and his brother Paul, a music journalist, are confined together in their childhood home with their new partners Morgane and Carole. Every room, every object, reminds them of their childhood, and the memories of the absents––their parents, their neighbors… This compels them to measure the distance that separates them from each other and the roots they share, those of their ground zero. As the world around them is becoming increasingly unsettling, unreality, and even a disturbing strangeness, invades their daily gestures and actions.
      A Traveler's Needs (dir. Hong Sang-soo)
      >A French woman, who initially played a child’s recorder in a park and faced financial struggles, eventually became a French teacher for two women, finding solace in lying down on rocks and relying on makkeolli for comfort.
      You Burn Me (dir. Matías Piñeiro)
      >Tú me abrasas is an adaptation of “Sea Foam”, a chapter from Cesare Pavese’s “Dialoghi con Leucò” published in 1947. The ancient Greek poet Sappho and the nymph Britomartis meet beside the sea and have a conversation about love and death.
      The Visitor (dir. Bruce LaBruce)
      >The Canadian filmmaker’s latest project is a pornographic remake of Pier Paolo Pasolini’s 1968 film Teorema.
      that's everything that interests me so far

      what a massive homosexual you are

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's all about white people. Those apes develop in a similar way to Europeans. Right now they seem to be in their own version of bronze age.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thr Ameteur (dir James Hawes)
    >After Charles Heller, a CIA cryptographer, loses his wife in a London terrorist attack, he realizes his bosses will not act due to conflicting internal priorities. He begins to blackmail the agency into training him and letting him go after them himself.[1]
    Divine Inheritance (dir Pablo Rivoalti)
    > A young man finds himself at odds with his faith after a harrowing accident that leaves him disfigured. Only after an older priest takes him under his wing does he begin to see the light.
    Drive Away Dolls (dir Etan Coen)
    > In search of a fresh start, two women embark on an impromptu road trip to Tallahassee, Fla. However, things quickly go awry when they cross paths with a group of inept criminals along the way.
    Laughter Among The Horror (dir Steven Speilberg)
    >The harrowing story of a israeli clown sent to the concentration camps who tries to help the children of the camp as they face ever worsening treatment.
    Silicon Creatures Of Heavy Industries (dir Itachi Matzuzaka)
    >In a post singulairty future, one man looks for a key to connecting with the source code of the ever expanding megasrructure built around the mostly abandoned planet Earth. He encounters many not quite human cybernetic and artificial creatures in the future wasteland.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek, why did my posts trigger you so much?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Naw. Just wanted to continue the tradition of posting totally real movies in lists of upcoming movies in the coming year.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These will be nowhere near the quality of the Rise trilogy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rise was the only good movie in that trilogy

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile chuds will simp for Proximus, it's so predictable.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Proximus is looking for a nuke to solidify his reign as king
    >In the OG movies, all humans are defeated and nuclear warfare has ravaged the land

    Proximus Chads. We winning this one

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the majority of the plot leaked already?

    Noa is revealed to be one of the astronauts from Icarus, the spaceship which went missing in Rise.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If u have the leaks you mind posting them?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine looking up leaks at home like a chud instead of sauntering over to the kinoplex, so suave while Robert passes you your complimentary refreshments, not even caring what's playing because you're always at the kinoplex anyways.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol literally WE WAS KANGS. they know exactly what they're doing

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Recently rewatched all the movies. I'll watch this one but I'm not really sure where they can take it since this series started with the knowledge of how the Ape society started. There can't be any real big revelations that aren't either obvious or cheap asspulls.
    It's still being written by the couple who wrote Rise and Dawn, and that is the wellspring from which the entire modern series came from, so it'll probably be good and that means a lot for a Hollywood franchise in the 2020s, but I miss the science fiction element that has never been as good as in the original 1968 movie and almost totally absent since Rise.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to watch the original tomorrow and probably fall asleep watching them. Please make a thread tomorrow about the originals

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's the only 2024 movie I'm looking forward to

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