>2024. >no biopic about the best band of all time

>2024
>no biopic about the best band of all time
Why?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Brad Pitt wanted one but Love blocked him so he got her fired from fight club years later.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I did this to a girl once. Turns out she was just regurgitating pasta and nobody even realized it until it was too late.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      come to think off it, she probably would've been great as marla. she only had to play herself, like in larry flynt.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Glad this homosexual is dead lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he'd definitely be a troony if he was still alive

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stop transing dead people

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What does it matter? It's called a "dead name" after all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They have one legitimately good song (Come As You Are), and the rest is halfway-incoherent shit. Their albums are loaded to frick and back with filler tracks like pop albums are.

      Pearl Jam's "Ten" was a much better grunge album, and only has one B-side shit track on it.

      Grohl didn't sell out and foo fighters are better than nirvana ever was.
      RIP TAYLOR HAWKINS

      Yeah he did. He wanted the big arena-tour money with bigger audiences while Kurt was happy in the smaller venues, and he did whatever he could to get it once Kurt was gone.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >filler
        Uwu, babby need cohewent melody, no mommy no half-tones, so scawwy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >loaded to frick and back with filler

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She was literally a trans icon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen that a lot. The last gasps of a dying ideology. Sweden - The UK. It's ony a matter of time before that they ban it here too. They so badly want him to have been trans. Same as them saying the nazis targeted them first in WW2 and burned books on
      >Trans healthcare

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'd really like to suck start a shotgun, my drug addict girlfriend told me to.
    -Kurt Cobain

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there's several

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mentally ill junkie hates homophobes, racists and sexists.

    Checks out.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There is. It's called "beyond the lighted stage"

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you've ever seen 'Montage of Heck' you'll see what a complete homosexual Kurt was. And I say that as a Nirvana fan. Kinda wish I never watched it

    >My estimation of Kurt Cobain As a man... just fricking plummeted

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same thing happened to me when I read Sammy hagar's book. Apparently Eddie Vanhalen is such an awful alcoholic he had to play a few of his (sammy) solo album songs most nights because Eddie was too drunk to come on.
      I witnessed this at a show in Kansas city.
      Sammy came out and played like 3 or 4 songs and some were just him and am acoustic guitar because Eddie was so fricked he needed time to puke and get sober enough to continue.
      He actually had an intervention fit Eddie and his reply afterwords was "I didn't quit drinking when my family left me, what makes you think I'd quit for this?"
      So much talent wasted by being wasted.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can I get a QRD?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cobain was a self-hating onions boy who hated jocks, rednecks, "manly men", and actively despised the bulk of his audience to the point that he routinely had to be forced to go onstage by the band's manager because Kurt, like an butthole who never got over high school and not being the top frick boy chad of his school who all the stacies wanted to frick, would rant before shows about how "the audience is full of buttholes who bullied me in high school" (which is where "In Bloom" came from as far as him shitting on his audience for triggering his PTSD of being bullied in high school.

        He was also a pathetic beta boy who was prime material for being brainwashed by trannies into thinking all of his problems would magically go away if he cut off his dick. He routinely cried in his journals that he would have gone gay if he had not met Courtney.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Never meet your heroes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just glad to be in the company of MEN
      AND NOT homosexual ASS CORNHOLING wienerSUCKERS, LIKE THIS SINGER

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can't expose Courtney Love (sth about his money), Dave Grohl (sellout to the Borg), it'll be full of lies...GVS made Last Days like his Velvet GOldmine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Grohl didn't sell out and foo fighters are better than nirvana ever was.
      RIP TAYLOR HAWKINS

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Foos wouldn’t let people into their concerts without the clot shot.

        Stop transing dead people

        I really like Nirvana, but it’s probably true. Next to gamers I’ve been watching post-Grunge musicians drop left and right to this crap.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Grohl killed his drummer. He's in the club.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Going purely by long time fan's deets that Grohl went from anti-MTV to being feted by them to become the face of corporate rock

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Grohl killed his drummer. He's in the club.

          Foos wouldn’t let people into their concerts without the clot shot.
          [...]
          I really like Nirvana, but it’s probably true. Next to gamers I’ve been watching post-Grunge musicians drop left and right to this crap.

          I guess he really did get "THE BEST OF ME"
          Always hate it when I hear shit like this.
          Still... FF better than N
          It's about the music nothing else.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I completely stopped listening to anything he had to say after he claimed William Pirate Eilish was the future of music

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We must secure an existence of our people and a future for white children

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Keyed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried having sex? That would help.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't surprise me he'd think this certain drugs turn you unironically gay

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nirvana put out 4 american classic banger albums that have yet to be surpassed. yall call kurt a gay, but he was a million times cooler than all yall nigz. manlet king

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't say the entire albums were bangers. But the guy could write a riff and had a good enough voice to make it "sing" it's obvious the other band members arranged and were the real stars of the band.
      Not that he didn't have talent, but if you're a musician you will understand what I mean.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I liked Nirvana and I can still understand why they were so huge, but I'll never be able to listen to any of their songs that had radio play. You just couldn't and still can't get away from them. They were/are everywhere. I like Soundgarden, The Toadies, even Pearl Jam better. I still listen to all of those. I'm good never hearing Nirvana again in my life.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's hilarious that nirvana became way more mainstream and commercialized than any of the "corporate" hair metal bands he hated so much lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ikr, Nevermind was such a glossy, overproduced, pop record lmao

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man. Fricking wogs, man. Fricking Saudis taking over London. Bastard wogs. Britain is becoming overcrowded and Enoch will stop it and send them all back. The black wogs and coons and Arabs and fricking Jamaicans and fricking [indecipherable] don't belong here, we don't want them here. This is England, this is a white country, we don't want any black wogs and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. England is for white people, man. We are a white country. I don't want fricking wogs living next to me with their standards. This is Great Britain, a white country, what is happening to us, for frick's sake? We need to vote for Enoch Powell, he's a great man, speaking truth. Vote for Enoch, he's our man, he's on our side, he'll look after us. I want all of you here to vote for Enoch, support him, he's on our side. Enoch for Prime Minister! Throw the wogs out! Keep Britain white!
    -Eric Clapton

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eric is cool. Bet Kurt would have been more based if he didn't let Courtney whip him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >meanwhile let me rip off black musicians for my entire career

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you're moronic

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally Seattle incarnate but actually cool instead of onions. Can’t wait for AI to remove the soiboys from this city.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kurt was about as onions as you could get, he was a prissy little manlet who wanted to be a gay and hated that he wasn't

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We need one?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man Seattle used to be so cool before Amazombies moved in. Now when I go to a music club it’s just Indians and weird 40 year old sois and their fat white wives.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The cool was miserable, cos life in the 90s was breezy so why are these young guys so miserable in cut off jeans and plaids? Abs wretched. Ofc life had to get worse for their music to not be mopey

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They were expressing post industrial malaise. Of course tech virgins couldn’t understand it (up until now thanks to AI assisted lay offs.)

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of the best band of all time, why the FRICK hasn't Metallica had a biopic yet?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Metallica is metal for kids

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That would be (your favorite band here), actually.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because the only interesting part of the band's history is already on film in Some kind of Monster.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Biopics are centered around the frontman having controversy. James is so likeable, and he's done nothing to warrant hate, that there's no drama there. The only things they could play up are Cliff's death and Mustaine being a whiny gay 40 years later.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't James have family drama around his loss of faith in Christianity? They could center around that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's actually putting it mildly and another reason why there is no Metallica bio film since JH DOES NOT like to talk about his fricked up family life:

          (For those not aware; JH's parents were not just fundie christians, but part of a sect of fundie christians who didn't believe in modern medicine/felt that if you got sick you basically did something to piss God off and he was punishing you, and were heavy on the idea of beating your children until you've broken their soul so they become zombie slaves for your brand of fundie christianity.

          James' father was a cruel abusive religious bigot and who took glee in torturing James every chance he could and his mom was a pathetic true believer who felt James "deserved it" when he was abused and who when she got sick, told James he was going to burn in hell for all eternity when he tried to get her to see a doctor/get treatment and forced him to wait on her hand and foot as she died a slow and agonizing death from cancer. At which point he was left alone with a psycho religious dad and eventually had to run the frick away to escape his psycho dad. And any remain chance he had of reconciling with his mentally deranged fundie family died when one of them got ahold of AJFA and misinterpreted One as being about his mom dying and accused him of trying to profit off his mom's death and James's dad ultimately died with no reconciliation or even calling James up when he got burned badly from pyro gone wrong at a concert).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Damn bro that's like sooooo~ tragic

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              that poor rockstar millionaire :((

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like their lifestyle determines their death style.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Christian Science types are just oddballs more so than fundamentalists, a lot of Christians wouldn’t call them Christians at all (they deny that Christ is God, for example). They’re like a product of the rationalist liberal Protestantism that was trendy in the 19th century mixed with snake oil shit that was also trendy at the time

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            god that would make one kino movie if they went through with it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Mustaine being a whiny gay 40 years later.
        You know Mustaine wouldn't give the okay on anything unless he's gettin $$$.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the best band of all time
    Don't know who that Scooby Doo's Shaggy-looking mofo is in your pic, but there's already been a few docos on The Clash, anon.

    >Somebody got murdered
    >His name cannot be found
    >A small stain on the pavement
    >They'll scrub it off the ground
    >As the daily crown disperses
    >No-one says that much
    >Because somebody got murdered
    >And it left me with the touch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Big Audio Dynamite was better

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      LARPing private schoolboys. It was funny when they got bullied out of Jamaica though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >LARPing private schoolboys
        Kind of one topic

        I heard a funny quote from someone that the Beatles were actually proper ‘ard working class lads who dressed as pretty boys and the Rolling Stones were private school pretty boys who dressed as ‘ard working class lads.

        Does anyone know what I mean?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That was Lemmy who said that.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point? Every band or musician biopic I've ever seen sucks because they all force some simplistic narrative on top of the complexity of people's lives in order to tell a story in 2-3 hours.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Courtney Love sacrificed him and then changed the lyrics to her songs live to imply that he was "down below"

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP confirmed a whiny homosexual just like his weak drug addict hero
    Nirvana have always been cringe

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >implying anyone but the fakest losers in the universe care about Cobain as a person
    There are HUNDREDS of cooler, more impressive, more talented, more interesting artists that don't have bios.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He died in the 90s.

    He would have been a Trump supporter if he'd seen what happened to his country and it's condition in 2024.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off Ivan stop trying to recruit people. Focus on the two day special operation.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ivan doesn't exist schizo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I will break you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >He would have been a Trump supporter
      The maga cope is hilarious. Dude liked to wear dresses and was a homosexual emo artist type. The most obvious bleeding heart liberal archetype of all time.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >are the russians in the room with you right now?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody mentions the cancelled Jared Leto biopic for him
    This site is nothing but discord tourists now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would someone mention something that thankfully went nowhere. Histrionic homosexual.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the behind the scenes clusterfrick between Freddie Mercury's family and the members of Queen that kept the Queen/Mercury bio film in limbo hell for two decades and magnify that by 100%.

    THAT'S WHY there is no official Nirvana/Cobain biofilm.

    Courtney/Novesic/Grohl have a three way split over all things Nirvana and all three have to approve shit.

    Courtney Love won't allow any movie about the band/Kurt be made that paints her in a negative light. Let alone having killed him. And Grohl and Novesec won't let a film be made that makes them look bad or marginalizes their roles in the band.

    So no Nirvana movie until the three die.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What happened with the Queen bio film?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There was a lot of behind the scenes problems: Mercury's family wouldn't agree to do it unless they got a sanitized PG version of Mercury's life that made him into a saint. The rest of Queen wanted a film about them and not Mercury (it's said their ideal Queen bio film would have killed Mercury off at the end of the first act and the remaining two thirds be able the other guys keeping Queen going with guest vocalists replacing Mercury) and they, not Mercury's family, held the music rights so Mercury's family had to balance their desire to protect Freddie's reputation/legacy with pandering to the rest of the bands' ego. .

        And then there was Sasha Baron Cohen, who was spearheading the entire project and was supposed to play Freddie but he demanded a warts and all bio-film with Freddie's whoring and drug addiction front and center as far as it being a film about the rank debauchery of Freddie Mercury. Both the band and Mercury's family said "no just no" and kept wienerblocking Cohen to the point he finally ragequit the project, which morphed into a compromised kiddie version of a bio-film where Freddie was a saintly genius who needed the rest of Queen to take his dreams and make them reality and where they threw one of Freddie's ex-boyfriends under the bus for giving Freddie AIDS and getting him addicted to drugs.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The "wild degenerate party that's so insane it makes people concerned" being depicted in the movie as less crazy than your average American high school house party was actual high comedy. They were completely serious too. Embarrassing. And that's besides the fact that the movie is just edited like absolute shit. Whoever did it has no idea what he's doing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The "wild degenerate party that's so insane it makes people concerned" being depicted in the movie as less crazy than your average American high school house party was actual high comedy. They were completely serious too. Embarrassing. And that's besides the fact that the movie is just edited like absolute shit. Whoever did it has no idea what he's doing.

          >I'm travelling at the speed of light
          >I wanna make a supersonic man outta you

          If you weren't before, you're now aware that "Don't Stop me Now" is about a gay orgy and Freddie was singing about being a power bottom.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can you imagine how insufferable he'd be today if he was still around?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eh... there is a 50/50 chance divorce from Courtney (and her being outed for fricking Billy Corgan behind his back and later on going off and fricking Trent Reznor and getting into a public diss track feud with Tori Amos, who Kurt was friends with through Eddie Vedder) would either buck break him so hard he goes gay/trans or red pill him in such a sudden epic fashion in the divorce rape he endures, that he either becomes like Morrisey and explicitly right wing/male rights activist type or goes full 1488 like Kanye West.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ah I always wondered why Billy never said anything too mean about her in public. he was at the very least on friendly terms with kurt, at least how he talks about him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      looking at how most old punk rockers turned out, he certainly did himself a favour.

      Eh... there is a 50/50 chance divorce from Courtney (and her being outed for fricking Billy Corgan behind his back and later on going off and fricking Trent Reznor and getting into a public diss track feud with Tori Amos, who Kurt was friends with through Eddie Vedder) would either buck break him so hard he goes gay/trans or red pill him in such a sudden epic fashion in the divorce rape he endures, that he either becomes like Morrisey and explicitly right wing/male rights activist type or goes full 1488 like Kanye West.

      wishful thinking. he was a wokist ahead of his time through and through

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So was Morrisey but being legally raped can red pill a man real fast and in ways that make them renounce any woke views they might once held, once they experience how badly the legal system can rape a man.

        ah I always wondered why Billy never said anything too mean about her in public. he was at the very least on friendly terms with kurt, at least how he talks about him.

        Billy and Courtney haven't always been sunshine and lollipops besties. After Kurt died, Courtney dumped Billy Corgan for Trent Reznor and he did NOT take that very well.

        But when her fling with Reznor didn't work out, Courtney came crawling back to Billy and got him to write most of the songs on Celebrity Skin for her, then pissed him off by not crediting him on the album/having the token male member of Hole claim credit because Corgan wanted to get back together but she was stringing him along for free lyrics.

        They've since buried the hatchet since Courtney realized she needed a male influence for her daughter and figured Billy was the safest bet of all of the men her life to keep Francis Beane off the stripper pole.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick kind of magic pussy did this strung out junkie have that she was able to land these guys who had access to an infinite harem of groupies?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Courtney realized she needed a male influence for her daughter and figured Billy was the safest bet of all of the men her life to keep Francis Beane off the stripper pole.

          Courtney lost custody of Kurt's daughter due to her drugs and not getting her shit together. And it doesn't surprise me to know she used others to help write her songs.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Just like give up maaaaaaan, it's cool to be depressed and take heroin
    What a fricking loser.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that why he got rid of himself?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who?

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ALL the grunge frontmen were huge libs and vocal feminists. They're on video, tape, and the record as such. Kurt, Eddie, Cornell, Weiland (yeah, I know STP gets lumped in with grunge), etc.

    Well, IDK about Layne - to my knowledge, he didn't address such issues publicly.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thought it was big poppa pump in the thumbnail lol

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nirvana are one of the most overrated bands of all time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this
      reminder nirvana doesn't even have five good songs

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >find a new band you like the sound of
    >invite them on tour
    >lead singer tells you to frick off and then he shits on your music
    >later on he and his wife taunt you at the MTV awards with no provocation whatsoever

    I never understood how Axl was portrayed as the bad guy in this 'feud' when it was Kurt who was the aggressor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kwab

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >self proclaimed “male feminist”
    >entire body of work is deeply misogynistic
    Why does this always seem to be the case?

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >meanwhile you have Mike Patton saying Black person on interviews and music magazines from the 90s

    hello???? based department????

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you bringing up that Anthony Kiedis tribute band singer up in a thrrad about grunge. Mike Patton fans are gayer than vegans.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nirvanas had the better singles but alice had the better albums
    alice had a better sound and layne was a better frontman
    and also everlong is a better song than any nirvana song
    nirvana's legacy is entirely carried by teen spirit and le 27 club narrative
    grunge as a whole was a terrible movement and nu metal is by far the superior 90s fad rock genre

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >best band of all time
    Absolute fricking pleb taste.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't even the best band in Seattle

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