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Why do NPCs love these movies so much?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vaxbrain syndrome.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >8 billion people
    that's like 0.02% of the population maybe less

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks the world's population is actually 8 billion
      Lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How much is it then

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          4 billion
          And half of that is Asia
          They added an extra four billies to trick NPC cattle into not breeding because of muh overpopulation

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Take your meds. NOW!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              have you ever counted all of the people on earth? No? then how could you possibly know?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They probably should be dealt with, there's not enough land to walk on anymore with out getting screamed at for going on "private property"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's an interesting thought. Most of us think there are 8 billion people on earth because "they" say so. I have never seen these 8 billion people myself. I believe it to be either less or more

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >NPC cattle into not breeding
            yeah because otherwise there would be 8 billion people retard

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          200, maybe 300

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bout 3,50

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We need to stop having kids chud

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'M ABOUT TO CUM

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do NPCs love these movies so much?
    it's difficult to shoehorn wokeness in movies where the mc is shooting most of thetime
    and i think that's basically it.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > John Wick 3 made 325 million.
    They're not as popular as you think.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair that's exceptional for an r rated movie

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It boggles the mind that people can take Keanu Reeves seriously as "le badass action hero". In the Matrix series it's only believable because he downloads martial arts and weapons skills into his brain.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keanu got into guns IRL though after the Matrix and is at a competition shooter level. He's probably one of if not the only actor that isn't being completely scripted through his gun play. He has a quick split time, he's fast on his reloads. Hell of a lot better than the usual lot who don't understand how sight alignment works or have bottomless magazines.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >first one has a simple plot while hinting at a larger world and well choreographed action
    >second/third one expands on the world in an interesting way
    They blend together but as far as dumb action movies go they're fine. I'd rather sit through all the John Wick movies back to back than watch one Fast & Furious movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >in an interesting way
      it was fucking retarded

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >second/third one expands on the world in an interesting way
      No it doesn't.
      Even the first one already went a bit too far into capeshit when it came to the that part.
      Second and third ones are just indistinguishable from marvel movies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Second and third ones are just indistinguishable from marvel movies.
        You gays just hate hong kong movies is all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >than watch one Fast & Furious movie.
      tokyo drift was nice, probably the best of the franchise.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those movies are fucking awful and your taste is shit

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're too young to remember eighties and nineties action movies.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is 3 good? 2 went off the deep end.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3 was a lot of fun, great final set piece

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Third one has some terrible looking shit. Like him doing some horse stunts and falling off a building. It's fun to watch one time. But they're greatly overrated, yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ending is so fucking retarded that you have to wonder if they did it on purpose to see how dumb they could make it and still get away with it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the hotel fight or the ending? because the hotel fight was great fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every action scene with Halle Berry is shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First 15min of 3 is good, middle is bad, ending is retarded but good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It left the deep end to go to a dedicated SCUBA training pool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The action is solid, but the plot jumps the shark something fierce. Enough to really kill my interest in future movies.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >multiple people with a presumed IQ of >80 thought this scene was ok to put in a movie

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    John wick is this generations the matrix . You had your time and now it's ours. Bet this is better than matrix 4 too.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The sequels kind of miss the whole point of the first movie. In the first one, John Wick is this legendary assassin that even the bad guys are afraid of and just hearing his name has them shit their pants. In the sequels, now he's suddenly always the underdog, always banged up and a walking corpse from injuries and all of his colleagues are going after him to collect the bounty without a shred of fear. They completely ruined the unique premise of the first movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >now he's suddenly always the underdog, always banged up and a walking corpse
      Are we watching the same movies? Sure John gets banged up, but everyone who faces him ends up fucking dead. A few bruises and cuts mean nothing when the other guy is dead. Furthermore, the kind of injuries he gets would cripple a normal man. He's unstoppable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but the sequels do a shit job at showing that John is actually the superior assassin and feared for his skills. He barely ends up winning, just like any other hero in a hollywood movie ends up winning after a hard fought, scrappy battle because the plot demands for him to win. The action is following the Rocky formula now, which wasn't the case in the first movie, until he got badly injured at the end.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The sequels kind of miss the whole point of the first movie. In the first one, John Wick is this legendary assassin that even the bad guys are afraid of and just hearing his name has them shit their pants. In the sequels, now he's suddenly always the underdog, always banged up and a walking corpse from injuries and all of his colleagues are going after him to collect the bounty without a shred of fear. They completely ruined the unique premise of the first movie.

          This is a good point

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think that adds to the realism and is part of the reason why i think the choreographed fight scenes are so well done. There's no flashy annoying as fuck cut editing. Just long shots of two men fighting to the death. It's unpolished, they trip, stumble, receive blows, miss hard hits. They actually seem fucking exhausted towards the end which is a much better alternative.
          I wouldn't want him to just be a perfect killing machine that blocks every hit and nails every punch. That's just cheesy to me, idk just my opinion.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i always thought these movies were meant to be parodies in a way of the action movie-type, they even have the over the top action bubbles and melodramatic subtitles and music cues. the thing that really makes it for me is the combination of this and the absurd moments like killing fatty and it takes several shots to the head or them having a "silenced pistol" fight in a crowded NYC metro station. it's got a very surreal, bizarre mixture of fantastical and real life brutality in both the literal on screen elements and in the story and characters. it's like a larger than life retelling or a comic book, excluding the sentiment of lesser, base capeshit of course

            my one wish is that they went practical with the blood and gore. why get keanu out on a fucking range with live ammunition popping adderal to get his target acquisition and fire speed times improved so he can make a better show of the gunplay just to have cheap digital blood? it's already a strange mixture of older action movies and new age design, why would they not also ape the gritty practical effects?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I wouldn't say they are parodies, but they are definitely self aware and don't take themselves too seriously. I think that's a major factor in its charm, it's not a super serious mission impossible or James Bond movie. It has a lot of humorous elements sprinkled throughout that you touched on. The over the top subtitles, the cheesy dialogue and characters.

              I agree I think it would be a lot better with practical effects and it is disappointing but understandable they went with CGI.
              My main takeaways from the movies is that they're just fun. They aren't boring ( although the pacing slows a bit at different points throughout) The choreography is probably my favorite, that coupled with the nice steady long shots which are rare in action movies nowadays.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's been working his way up, but yes a bit more fear from his targets would be nice, you can say they are putting on a front, and they are but you could see it a bit more

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even the first film had people willing to try him though. A giant bounty on a guy who just came out of retirement who won't get a break from fighting is worth an attempt if you think you have great skills or a good angle. They still portray him as an unstoppable killing force so idk what more you'd want.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They completely ruined the unique premise of the first movie.
      Doesn't John gets praised by the ninja guys in JW3, saying that's an honour to fight him? Even the bald ninja boss shows him respect and is like "well, at least i got killed by THE John Wick"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think John Wick may be to high IQ for you, stick to marvel slop. The characters are bound by the rules, John broke the rules, so he was hunted. Even John Wick, a great assassin is still just a pawn to the high table. Not sure how you missed this world building.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cant even remember how his dog died.
    Shot?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      theon shot him and stole his car

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some Russian stomped on it. Or was it Belarus? The whole thing was meant as a joke anyway: Stories in action movies are just there as an excuse to watch some exciting action. First one made light of that by a guy going on a killing spree because of his dead dog.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only real action movie franchise in existence, mediocre as they are. They remind people of a better time in film, when movie stars existed and action scenes had real people and blood and guns instead of cgi cartoon lasers in them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what is mission impossible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The only real action movie franchise in existence, mediocre as they are. They remind people of a better time in film, when movie stars existed and action scenes had real people and blood and guns instead of cgi cartoon lasers in them.
      Pretty much this. There ain't exactly many options since capeshit essentially devoured the action genre.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Except John Wick is all CGI blood, to the point where it knocks off a solid point.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure but cgi blood is better than nothing. This is the level we are at now. We live in squalor.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Except John Wick is all CGI blood, to the point where it knocks off a solid point.
        Well with gays like Alec baldwin cgi blood is here to stay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they usually alternate hand-to-hand combat with gunfight, which prevents them from using old-school fake blood capsules that could burst prematurely.
        old movies usually cut to show a close-up of the capsule exploding to avoid this, but John Wick is all about continuous shots filmed from the distance.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just can’t take Keanue seriously as an action movie star. He’s too frumpy. Where are his muscles? Why doesn’t he get a nice hair cut? Why is his outfit a boring black suit and not something interesting?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has Keanu ever done a film where you could say he actually did some convincing acting?
    All I can recall is Devils Advocate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bill and Ted trilogy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has to fit the role. That doesn't mean he hasn't been in movies that don't have staying power.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its not high art but Speed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Constantine maybe?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has to fit the role. That doesn't mean he hasn't been in movies that don't have staying power.

      >Speed
      >Constantine
      >Point Break
      >The Matrix

      Compare that to Marky Mark, who also only has one character. But even he made
      >Basketball Diaries
      >Pain & Gain
      >Ted

      Can't put them in the same tier, but you know what I mean

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was actually great in Constantine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who cares? Go watch leo act like a gay for an oscar twenty times.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      point break

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I AM AN F-B-I AGENT!!!

        I don't know why this is in Keanu's compilation of bad acting. I thought that was a pretty good line reading. He wanted to hammer it down.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never watched any of these movies and never will. Constantine was kino though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn bro. You are so cool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your loss

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're fun moives

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was the point of the 3rd one
    It just loops but now a few characters changed places
    Should've just ended as a trilogy instead of pumping out John Wick 92 in Space

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad Halle was already post wall when she spat in Keanu's drinking bottle.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >post wall
        still would till my dick fell off, she looks incredible for her age

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Look at her here, at age 53. She knows what she was doing when she put that on. Distracting the entire room with her leg game. All the guys trying their best not to look.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            she looks better than a lot of 35-40 year olds

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Went to see Flintstones movie as a kid
            >This scene happens
            >In a kids film
            GOD DAMN

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She was hot in 'Bullsworth' too.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >'Bullsworth
                I cannot tell if that movie was cringe or good. But halle was a 10/10 in that for sure.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that you find that attractive is embarrassing. Sort your life out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What was the point of the 3rd one?
      The fight at the start
      The fight at the end

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know, joh wicks are the most mundane boring by the numbers hitman movie one could make.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's better than avatar 2

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOO you cant just enjoy simple action movies that were all the craze once, there's barely any politics involved!

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're well made and entertaining action movies with no woke bullshit. If you don't like them, you either don't like action movies or you're just a tryhard contrarian.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's unapologetic in delivering what we want. Just like fast and the furious they have embraced the absurdity of it. "Oh we fought a submarine what's next? Space??" Guess what they in space. It's not too bogged down with female empowerment or minority baiting. It's a watch once laugh at it and move on. Shit like Jurassic world dominion failed at this.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people can't turn their brain off to enjoy a dumb action movie

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do NPCs love these movies so much?
    Your answer lies within your question.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I love B grade action films where it's just people getting shot. I unironically believe they're the best films. No plot that takes itself seriously, endlessly rewatchable and entertaining. I can walk into a room sit down when Predator or Die Hard is on and watch the entire thing to the end and still be entertained even though I've seen them so many times. Same thing with John Wick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These are the best type of movies and have the most rewatchability. I miss the mid budget 90min movies that used to get pumped out in the 80s-90s.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only good franchise of the 2010's

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel that Keanu Reeves have the career Bruce Lee's son, Brandon Lee, would have.
    He's the white looking guy that seems oddly Asian and thus it just seem proper that he'd star all these movies where he gets to do kung fu and kick ass.

    Reeves is also looking more and more like an old Chinese fellow too.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're fun action movies.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it having donnie yen means its gonna be kino

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the first two (3 felt more action but blander). Keanu just seems bored in this one, seriously he sounds like Biden with the weird tone of “where am I again”. He also sounds as bored as when he was in Cyberpunk as well. Probably would be good action since he isn’t that bad of a actor, but the dialogue is going to be nearly as bad as The Room

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're fooled by the 60's Batman Tier choreography where waves of bad guys wait just offscreen only to rush John Wick one by one and get killed in close quarters despite having guns

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2>1>3

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dog fetish

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people hate the dog scenes with halle? I thought they were well done unique.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still didn't watch 2 and 3 despite downloading it few years ago

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which action movies do you prefer?

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People instinctively crave 'rolling your eyes non-woke' movies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rolling your eyes non-woke
      What the fuck does this even mean?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shooting people with a gun is not progressive, specially if you aren't black

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    r*ddit told them to like it, so they did

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of my favorite things in all 3 movies is in the 2nd one, they paint Ruby Rose as this bad ass assassin chick the whole movie but when Wick finally fights her at the end he ends her in like a minute. You don't usually see that type of subversion these days.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but when Wick finally fights her at the end he ends her in like a minute
      surviving one minute of bullet holes in your body is a lot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She got stabbed with her own knife.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll probably check how pozzed this one is before watching since 3 was pozzed

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Star Wars can have 9+ episodes and endless TV shows, literally anybody, especially: 'oof it's Neo' can have it. What's worse than these movies is being obsessed to a point where you have to post threads on /misc/ to covertly advertise for this crap!

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JW 1 is Kino
    JW2 to 4 are all the same video game style movie. He faces final bosses and his minions.
    At least they are entertainment.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first one is a perfectly solid revenge action flick, and self-contained if you want it to be. Generally worth watching IMO. The second one is a decent sequel, more of the same but in different locations. If you liked the original, you'll probably dig this too, cliffhanger and all. The third one is where shit gets too crazy, both in terms of plot and fully shifting things into a franchise. Good place to drop out.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Electric garden gnome recieved massive funding from the Gun Lobby. Sales spiked on Banshee, Kimber and Remington.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i liked all 3 cant wait for the fourth, stay mad fun hating bald morons

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they have cool fights
    whats hard to understand you dumb moron

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because "le hecking meme actor, le doge man xD"

    Let's ignore that Keanu murdered his wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Let's ignore that Keanu murdered his wife
      explain, in the movie or in real life?

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    india, china, pakistan, cultural wastelands, sucking on the teet of the western gnomish media apparatus

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're just pure R rated action films not PG-13 Comic book shit.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Him and Cruise are the last big action heroes of their era. Appreciate that they exist because it's all twinks and fags and girl power from here on out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Him and Cruise are the last big action heroes of their era.
      Add Liam neason to that list.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Impressive cock.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its mindless action fun where the characters in-story arent breaking the 4th wall, quipping every 20 seconds or pushing THE MESSAGE to the viewer.

    In the 80s/90s John wick would be seen as a mediocre film in a sea of action super blockbusters. These days people are so starved for them that they'll take anything they can get.

    Also theres something to be said about the character John wick essentially just being an american James bond, the unkillable man a Master of all trades and a dangerous killer. Typical male fantasy shit.

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