2/10 at best. worst Cyberpunk ever made. I can't take zoomers seriously anymore, don't they have brain or what

2/10 at best
worst Cyberpunk ever made
I can't take zoomers seriously anymore, don't they have brain or what

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it shittier than Appleseed, GITS, or Blade Runner Black Lotus?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it shittier than Appleseed, GITS, or Blade Runner Black Lotus?
      It makes them look like masterpieces, no exaggeration

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still not watching this because of the shitskin protag.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This is a shitskin to anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >character named David Martinez
        >not a shitskin
        Yeah I don't think so

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's probably whiter than you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        His mom literally speaks Spanish in the show.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly it's one way to attract the dragonball latinos. SA loves anime

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a fucking retard. It makes sense

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nooo why are there my minorities in my dystopian corporate owned future hellscape

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sad how it got astroturfed on /a/.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    edgerunners isn't even a word

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the setting but the story was boring and lame. They should have focused on exploring the world instead of explosions and guns.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH MY SCIENCE BUT THEY DID YOU CHOOMING CHUD ALSO IT HAD A FAKE e-boi

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They should have focused on exploring the world
      then play the 100+ hour game retarded homosexual nagger.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was fine. An enjoable watch but the story is rushed and the time skip is jarring. They jump long periods of time before even developing characters. The leader who dies has like 3 lines before we're supposed to care that he gets domed. It's a 6.5 maybe 7 but certainly not as good as all the tards keep acting like it is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >certainly not as good as all the tards keep acting like it is
      Many of those tards are either mexicans or straight up marketers. What's sad is it showed even /a/ isn't impervious to shilling.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's just normies grasping on the first stylistic piece of anime put in front of them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What's sad is it showed even /a/ isn't impervious to shilling.
        Lol, /a/ is the one of the most easily manipulated boards on Cinemaphile. It's because the userbase is full of compliant cattle who bootlick jannies.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still better than one shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still better than one shit
      you're god damn right,

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    best false advertisement for a shitty game. Can't believe I wasted 30 bucks on it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fall for shitty fotm tranime
      iq issue.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cyberpunk 2077 is such a tragic story
      >awesome teaser trailer comes out a decade ago
      >people wonder when it will come out
      >then they make a rushed dogshit game in a year that has nothing to do with the trailer
      >tries to save their reputation with a spinoff anime and they achieve it since the anime is a success and better than the game
      >people go by the game but it's still barely patched dogshit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your fault for being a console “gamer.”

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I picked it up at launch and had no technical issues but rather it was just a disappointing Borderlands formula reskin with the glimmers of cut content leaving a bad taste in your mouth as you feel the quality difference whiplash from the levels they used as con demos and the rest of the game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        retarded homosexual. you never even played the witcher 1 and 2, quit acting like youre an og fan

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          bruh the stories always kinda sucked. the best parts were hunting monsters.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They started working on the anime before the game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Loved the teaser, but when they started showing bits of the game my interest plummeted hard. Unfortunately I don't think they will ever again make a game that interests me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the game is actually good now

        i bought it at launch and it was an unplayable disaster but i tried it again after the anime and i loved it

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hated it. They could have at least redeemed it with a decent ending. No, they need to make sure you hate everything by the time it's done.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The visual media that engoodened cyberpunk

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah trigger animation drags it up to at least a 4
    i didn't like it and only watched it socially but it's not terrible
    it had more potential than it managed to realize

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the animation sucks though. I only watched the beginning but there was a gun fight and some martial arts magic that was all done in 10 frames

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You wouldn't know good animation if it kicked you in the balls.

        >Studio Trigger
        WOW DUDE JAPAN IS SO WACKY XD!!! Le heckin epic screaming, pants-shitting, breakneck tranny show for ADHD patients!!!

        This studio has single-handedly ruined the perception of an entire country and its media, including the output of its staff when they were still at Gainax. Just the most obnoxious shit I have ever seen.

        It's funny because the other half of people cry bitch tears about them being too western.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's only one black guy in cyberpunk
    his name is maelcum

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you just legitimately autistic or something? Did you imprint onto Neuromancer like other autists do with sonic or thomas the tank engine?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cybernetic implants give super powers
    capeshit is ruining everything

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh zoomers
    We mog you, memellennial.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're a contrarion fagooo. Everyone loved it. Go play with your model train set old man.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 kind of people like this show.
    People who have never seen another anime & people who've never seen anything Cyberpunk before

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ... i don't remember it being that bad

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I showed this to someone who likes the show and he told me "its supposed to be bad" :l

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I showed this to someone who likes the show and he told me "its supposed to be bad" :l

          The animation in that scene was deliberately like that for a humorous effect, yes.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ... the issue is the e-boi air-walking in a 7 frame loop and just sliding along completely independent of the background. air juggling the tranny in air with shotgun blasts is okay... except for how the gun isn't pointing at it at all.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, that's the joke. If you see the clip in context it's obviously intentional.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hey, if you're not doing a bit, feel free to elaborate.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Nobody thinks it wasn't intentional. They just don't think it's funny. It's like a Sharknado movie.

                Why are you so butthurt over a 3 second animation? Touch grass, seriously.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you so butthurt people don't find the same things as you funny?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >why are you talking about this bad looking thing looking bad
                ... bruh...

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sun Tsu says, he who calls others butthurt is oftentimes butthurt himself.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, that's the joke. If you see the clip in context it's obviously intentional.

            Nobody thinks it wasn't intentional. They just don't think it's funny. It's like a Sharknado movie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it supposed to be bad!
        this scene made me realize weebs are the most pathetic creature

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah is called visual commedy, you might not find it funny or like it, but is supposed to be like that

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            yet you haven't given any justification for it being supposed to be bad.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't say that is supposed to be bad, you find it bad, I don't I said that is supposed to be like that, if you find that kind of exageration bad is your problem

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                a 7 frame loop of a character running while the character slides along the screen at a rate that has nothing to do with run loop is not "exaggeration."

                the character air juggling a body with shotgun blasts, when its not even pointing the shotgun at said flying body, is not "exaggeration."

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you see, the joke is that someone thought "this will sell our video game" and then it actually worked; you share a board with g0ycattle, isn't that funny?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you know its perfectly playable/enjoyable on PC now, right?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He decided in advance that he's going to hate the show and he's looking for straws to grasp at. Don't bother arguing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I liked the show though.

                this

                is indefensible. its nu-berserk tier.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2/10 at best
    >worst Cyberpunk ever made
    that would be blade runner, the first one

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think you have to be a terminal plotfag to give it less than a 6.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      a 5 or 6 is a good rating for the show. mediocre, slightly above average in some places. if you rate it higher than a 7 thats a symptom of brain death

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dead leaves is kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dead Leaves is infinitely superior to Edgerunners.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      plotfag??????????????
      what the fuck are you even talking about?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Studio Trigger
    WOW DUDE JAPAN IS SO WACKY XD!!! Le heckin epic screaming, pants-shitting, breakneck tranny show for ADHD patients!!!

    This studio has single-handedly ruined the perception of an entire country and its media, including the output of its staff when they were still at Gainax. Just the most obnoxious shit I have ever seen.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    its not bad, that wouldve at least made it interesting. just painfully mediocre. much like the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sure game wasn't good in general, but there were certainly kino moments at times, and it has the best narrative white devs have ever made in a decade

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the game does have its moments but youre whacked out of it if you think the narrative is any good
        >barely spend any time with jackie, expected to feel sad about his death
        >johnny silverhands existence (still not over them replacing the david bowie aesthetic for hecking chungus reeves)
        >neither the game nor the show make any use of the pre-existing setting (I cannot remember a single corporation other than arasaka or militech being mentioned)
        >didnt put much attention into the small things aside from the bare minimum (not surprised for these types of generic action adventure games), the world doesn't have that cyberhell dystopia vibe it should have. they went in the right direction with the advertisements but they needed more
        it suffers the same problem as witcher 3. the side content of slaying monsters, beating people in fistfights, winning gwent games, that stuff's fun but it has to stop all that to force their crappy story down my throat.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the game does have its moments but youre whacked out of it if you think the narrative is any good
          spend any time with jackie, expected to feel sad about his death
          silverhands existence (still not over them replacing the david bowie aesthetic for hecking chungus reeves)
          the game nor the show make any use of the pre-existing setting (I cannot remember a single corporation other than arasaka or militech being mentioned)
          put much attention into the small things aside from the bare minimum (not surprised for these types of generic action adventure games), the world doesn't have that cyberhell dystopia vibe it should have. they went in the right direction with the advertisements but they needed more
          >it suffers the same problem as witcher 3. the side content of slaying monsters, beating people in fistfights, winning gwent games, that stuff's fun but it has to stop all that to force their crappy story down my throat.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anime
    Is there a single japanese person involved in making it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Don't be a retard. It was made by the guy who did Neon Genesis.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trigger? Are you acting dumb on purpose?

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure Sandevistan is not THAT broken in the tabletop game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a rudimentary implant

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It only gives you +3 initiative in the tabletop

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed the game immensely but I don't like anime shit, is this for me or not?

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    2/10 at best
    >worst Cyberpunk ever made
    >I can't take zoomers seriously anymore, don't >they have brain or what

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    MY BANK ACCOUNT IS ZERO ZERO ZERO OH NO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at him goo

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    was decent, my normie friends liked it but i kept being bitter since is promo for such a slop game
    >WAAAAOW THEY FIXED THE GAME MONTHS AFTER RELEASE INSTEAD OF BEING BARELY COMPETENT

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've literally never seen an anime that wasn't absolutely garbage. From Akira to Death Note to whatever gay thing I get directed towards, when I'm made to watch one it is invariably shit. It feels like something you force yourselves to like when you're young and it seems unique and quirky, and now that it's becoming mainstream I fully expect anime culture to basically die off. Anime will be as unique and quirky as knowing that Tony Stark is Iron Man, and so its utility to you will be ended.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was great except for a couple things, like the weak first couple episodes and the man-bodied woman. Show got better with each episode. The plot was directly lifted from Faust which was pretty clever.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just Bonnie and Clyde tragedy porn with unoriginal story beats that have been done hundreds of times before

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The tone is retarded. When David took that guy under his wing on a job who gets killed by a trap and the crew was just like "lmao oh well" when David was once a newbie shitter like him. The comedy mixed with gory violence didn't really fit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's showing that David has both ascended to take Maine's place after the timeskip, by taking on a guy who's in the same position he was, and that he's lived the Edgerunner lifestyle long enough to become numb to how many people drop dead around him. You could say it's a tonally inconsistent comedy beat, but as far as David goes there's no particular reason why he would care that much about some newbie getting himself killed when he's at the top of his game

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 NUKES WERE NOT ENOUGH.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i liked inferno cop better

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >worst Cyberpunk ever made
    True.
    Watch Cyber City Oedo 808 instead.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    poltv seething over a strong latinx protag styling over them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets destroyed by superior Aryan apex predator

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fairly racist and David being brown didn't even cross my mind once while watching. Probably because it was never brought up

  35. 3 months ago
    Anοnymous

    I recently learned that the entire "brain dance" subplot was lifted from Strange Days

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      which was lifted from neuromancer

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the only part of this entire show that was engaging was adam smasher shitting on the MC.

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