>22 minutes in and haven't even talked about the movie, just one-sided politics to please twitter morons
I guess I'll just skip HiTBs from now on
>22 minutes in and haven't even talked about the movie, just one-sided politics to please twitter retards
Prey has a serious case of the NOT GAYS! Why didn’t the Predators buttfrick each other? Is the Predator franchise homophobic? This is sooo passive progressive, Jay!
lel
Cry harder gay
Shoo, abominations
>Woman can't do something as simple as making a man into a woman with makeup
I did it when I was 33.
This is the final proof women can't do something as men, the strongest woman lose to weakest man.
Bullshit, post a picture
Rel
>it's impossible for a man who's already been through male puberty to pass as a woman. all the makeup in the world can't undo a male frame + bone structure + skull size compared to a real woman in real life.
You literally proved you can't do makeup without telling me you can't put eyeliner at your first date to save your life forba woman that wears makeup.
If you went to makeup artist school or even tried to wear your mother lipstick you would know making a man into a woman with just some cheap paints it's the easiest shit ever and you need to he moronic or a woman, or a moronic woman, to not being able to commit such simple task.
>But puberty and skull!
Shit try to read a book about makeup, they told us how to hide it as you would explain to a Rick n Morty fan how to mouth breathe
stop watching porn.
you want me to stop doing the one thing that makes me feel good?
it's impossible for a man who's already been through male puberty to pass as a woman. all the makeup in the world can't undo a male frame + bone structure + skull size compared to a real woman in real life.
>Incel pretending they are attractive or even the least bit desirable
Trancels are the funniest of the incels
Age of antiwoke yt grifters is over, hahaha
go antiwoke go broke.
Maybe you could use the free time to touch grass.
Dilate, abominable troon
haven't seen a single HiTB after they pretend capeshit were fun and fresh when they have been the same shit for years ngl
>rlm: OMG MARVEL IS SO AWESOME THIS MOVIE WAS GREAT AND EPIC
>marty: not cinema, amusement park rides lmao
>rlm: YOU ARE SO RIGHT MARTY, HAHAH WE ALWAYS SAID THAT LOL
Which universe did this happen?
This one I think. They praised almost every marvel movie, even the ones they didn’t like. Then did that video with an intro sucking off Scorsese for shitting on capeshit.
>Martin Scorsese is trending on Twitter
>OMG WE LOST MARTY?
>No people are just mad that he’s completely right about comic book films!
>sucking off every marvel film
>skips reviewing several
>shat on Thor 3 and gave 'meh' to Endgame
etc
Yea, I think this is just your delusions.
Nah, they loved Marvel, constantly sucked it off, especially in their DC reviews outside of Wonder Woman, and then pretended to be on the “cinephile” side when Martin Scorsese shit on those movies.
Sure, they loved some. Some of the Marvel movies were indeed good.
But then they trashed a bunch of others. Please, join us in reality.
>Some of the Marvel movies were indeed good.
Corporation worship brainrot
Bro, seek help. Taking the opposite opinion on everything isn't 'thinking for yourself'.
>capeshit is everything to me
What a pathetic narrow-minded existence
Being a contrarian doesn’t make you special, you’re just an annoying homosexual and no one likes you.
Umad marvel baby? Go cry in your Ironman bedsheets
>Some
They liked pretty much all of them. They said Endgame was “meh” in comparison to jizzing their cargo shorts over the previous avengers flick. And then flip flopped once they saw the social media consensus flip.
>Some of the Marvel movies were indeed good.
name three
Infinity war, Iron Man, and maybe Thor 3.
>Infinity war
lol
>Iron Man
i ve started to see this meme, it was mediocre at best with moronic vilain at the end, but ill give you its probably best marvel can do
>thor 3
its david cohens snuff film about thor getting degraded for 2 hours. you have to be fricked up in the head to like it
Infinity war was great, get wrecked.
Also, did you just call a comedy movie a snuff film?
infinity war was moronic. and yes, thor 3 is david cohen jacking off to thors getting degraded by his Black mistress and his fellow tribe member goldblum
seconded, the raimi films and some of the x-men films are a bit kino but all stuff made since disney in the "MCU" is trash, except morbius for those normie memes
Just admit that you will never like any marvel films because it's popular. And that's it.
I won't ever like them because they won't ever be good
Stop chugging soilet cum
i liked guardians 1. not my fault its all shit. i dont like dc either and thats not popular
>Some of the Marvel movies were indeed good.
Shill confirmed, you dun goofed
>shill
Why would old Marvel films need shills, moron? Shills would shill for the newest movie.
>why would the most shilled franchise in the history of filmmaking need shills huh?
Truly a mystery, we'll never know I guess
Amazing how you can miss the entire point of the post. Easier to argue that way, right?
Marvel shills shill old marvel movies all the time though the entire franchise is built on sequels that are actually remakes, if you weren't a shill you'd know this. Your dishonesty about it gives you away as a viral marketer even more than the pathetic ad hominems and appeal to authority (using fricking youtubers hahaha) to promote this pozzed crap
What. If I was a shill, I WOULD know this.
Frick, you guys ARE moronic.
And you DO know about it and by denying it and playing dumb I DO know you're a shill
Lmao. You literally make no sense. Wtf are you actually talking about?
Playing dumb won't help your case shill, you've been exposed it's over
You can’t even follow basic logic. Textbook mental illness.
kys yourself
They only ever said “Infinity war was okay”. Which honestly if you’re not some anti social dickhead addicted to this site is a pretty common take held by the majority.
Never saw the appeal to them
I thought it was a good and funny episode.
They're funny on BOTW. Half in the bag is generally good too but has more misses.
Views are down and their israelite agent told them to appeal more to liberals
Jack is their agent now?
>Views are down due to lack of content
>Uhhh must be because we aren't woke enough
Kek everytime and just like the last time it bit them in the ass having to be inconsistent with their critiques
Mike even facetiously agrees with the review he was mocking but has to hide under several layers of irony
>Right wingers are unironically mad the movie they didn't see got positive reviews
No I’m laughing at Cinemaphile for finally understanding how pathetic RLM is for shilling some direct to video predator sequel, just to fit in with the wokies
Are you actually getting mad because some internet people gave a good review to a film you didn't like?
Are you actually getting mad that users of an anonymous anime website didn't like an episode of a webseries that reviewed a movie you liked?
No, I’m just laughing at Cinemaphile finally seeing the light about RLM being weird gays with awful opinions carefully crafted around social media consensus.
Why? Because they pointed out how moronic the Chuds are?
is the 'chud' in the room with us now?
>chud chud chud
What a terrible leftard meme, subhuman. I hope your favorite big corpos will pay you for all the shilling though.
Because they're obviously projecting their own chudness by spending almost the entire review on it
Where are people digging up all these weird MySpace-era photos of Jay from?
This board will never drop RLM. It is too part of the board culture.
>It is too part of the board culture.
When Hiro finally makes a youtube/eceleb board you homosexuals will be the first to leave this board forever. Then Cinemaphile can finally have peace.
>When Hiro finally makes a youtube/eceleb board
Never gonna happen now that /vt/ proved it would just turn into Kiwifarms 2.0
No, first the /misc/rejects from 2016 should leave first. RLM has been part of this board since before they even joined Youtube, kys newbie.
>/pol/
Obsessed
>RLM has been part of this board since before they even joined Youtube, kys newbie.
Who gives a flying frick?
For zoomers they are 2 moronic boomers with terrible takes, for people like me they changes to much i cant stand them anymore.
They cant review movies well, they are becoming more and more preachy, they spoil every movie intentionally to shit on their own audience and i wont even get into their fricking insane political opinions, they are as bad as it comes.
>It is too part of the board culture.
Five years ago RLM shit used to get posted site wide but now its mostly confined to shitty shill threads like this one. Only a handful of trannies still follow this garbage.
What caused RLM's decline? Was it just too one note and people got sick of them? Was it Rich and Jack's awful videogame channel?
for me they just stopped making reviews on films I was interested in. Doesn't help there's so few films for them to even talk about.
COVID.
stopped going to movies
only review films when they come to streaming (aside from ghostbusters: afterlife..the lone exception_
stopped reviewing a shitload of movies in one day for BOTW.
stopped consistent updates
falls back on re:Views which really arent the best thing on the site
>record number of views and subscribers
>a thread everytime a video appears
>occasionally a general will appear
Sure.
>record number of views and subscribers
of course there's no shortage of redditors to eat this shit up
>a thread everytime a video appears
that's what shills do
>occasionally a general will appear
yeah just like other youtube cancer
RLM is officially Cinemaphile approved.
*r/Cinemaphile approved
Sure I agree that they were much more popular on this site 5 years ago but it RLM is part of Cinemaphiles board culture whatever you like it or not.
Mr H is pretty cool and he loved it. Most people like prey.
A very tiny minority actually hated it. It's not just red letter media
he has an earing so probably is a homosexual just like gay gayman
Idc about Prey the Gay Away, RLM are cynical cowardly dweebs with no real opinions. Everything they say is constructed around whatever Twitter or Youtube comments say.
>youtubers like a movie so it must be a masterpiece
Do you only like pieces of media if other people like it? Are you unable to form your own opinion and preference?
>A very tiny minority actually hated it
Piece of advide buddy if you use the exact same line you guys used to defend The Last Jedi, word by word, everybody is going to know you're a viral marketer
>Most people like prey.
frick off shill, it wasn't good, it was a SYFY movie with an unlikable c**t and CGI animals
was this predator 'special'?
It's a Predator that successfully harvested the spinal fluid of a child with asperger's syndrome
lol is that real? what a disaster
small indie studio, please understand.
look like rawhead rex
If half the people here who normally dumpster movies for le stronk Black qween think this movie's acceptable, it's probably fine and you're just a moron who's too deep in the culture war to recognize it. This movie isn't a masterpiece and needed some improvement sure, but is a very solid B/B+, which is an accomplishment considering this franchise has put out abortions like THE PREDATOR.
yes
>Most people like prey.
like it in the sense they don't want to shoot it down too hard because they want more predator movies or like it in the sense its actually a great film?
I think most people seem to be saying "It's okay" and just leave it at that. It's certainly better regarded than the latter-day Alien and Terminator movies.
It probably helps that Prey is directly following a complete trainwreck like Shane Black's Autism vs. Predator
>A very tiny minority actually hated it.
Bullshit. I can tell by how it's being viral marketed no one is watching this movie, that's why it's got like five threads at any minute all shilling the same narrative.
Look at the RLM review, their reviews average a million views. The Prey review hasn't even cracked 200k yet. A "tiny minority" is who has actually seen this schlock.
Eh im pretty sure the guy creating 5 prey threads all at the same time is just a predator autist. I wish the jannies would say 'you get 1-2 threads' and nuke the others.
Lmao. Seethe /misc/jeets ahahaha. Honestly I don’t understand what mental fricking illness makes you obsess over a movie you didn’t even watch, but it’s hilarious to see.
They haven’t been good in a long time. Especially Mike.
>women just existing
Christ Jay is such a turbohomosexual
Not even. He’s an incel that desperately wants to be seen as a turbohomosexual.
So kinda like you?
Loved the movie and really enjoyed this episode. Peace out
Why are people mad at this movie?
I don't know. I just watched it and it's second to the original movie for me. I never liked any of the original sequels.
Still need to watch it but it's not as good as everyone is going on about it, right
Because the shameless non stop shilling, it's been a while since disney spammed the board this hard
I just can't take the idiocy on here man. People just toss words out there and are so overconfident they know what they're talking about. Mf goddamn.
Anon you're a moron and you're brainwashed
Based viral marketer, I hate my job too and I don't have to shill feminist takes on fricking predator
You're highly pathetic, only because you've brainwashed yourself to the point that the world is a movie, a boring dystopia with boring bad guys and boring underdog heros. I'm annoyed by idiots like you but I'm trying to find it in myself to feel sorry for you cuz I know you need help. Are the israelites and the feminists in the room with you rn anon?
The viral marketing shills are in the thread with me right now, definitely.
Brainwashed
You mentioned Disney and shills, stop being moronic
Are you same gayging?
Totally different people and not just one schizo bumping this thread single-handedly.
Yeah anon it's just one anon going after your poor viral marketers lmao
I didn't mention israelites at all, you're losing it my shill friend you need to take your meds
Yes, one just replied to my post.
Trans lives matter.
Please just expand your vocabulary, you’re in every single Prey thread whining about “shills” and then you samegay to try and make your point valid.
You genuinely need help bro. This is just sad. You haven’t even watched the film yet you’re seething this hard.
>implying only one person has noticed the 24/7 shill campaign
You're embarrassing yourself buddy
are they? even the critical drinker liked it
>Prey - No Masterpiece, But Surprisingly Good
>Prey - No Masterpiece, But Surprisingly Good
>spends 90% of the video shitting on it
He has to pander to his rabid anti-woke fanbase. It’s clear he liked the movie, but he can’t exactly admit he was wrong for shitting on a movie 3 months before it came out without looking moronic.
More like the opposite, moron. He pandered to his plebbit consoomer fanbase, saying Prey is good, while the content of his review is his real opinion about it
>"female action hero" is clearly a fad
>people cant articulate themselves so they just say its woke feminists forcing propaganda
how long will this go on?
>WE NEED MORE FEMALE HEROES TO FIGHT THE PATRIARCHY!
Kek you’re fighting a losing battle dude, just go post on twitter or reddit where everybody agrees with you already instead of trying to convince people that disagree with you.
its all about money in the end
That’s why this movie wasn’t even released in theaters, because it was gonna make so much money.
Its all about quick cash esg loans from turbo israelite propaganda banks
it's about family
It’s for leftist women so it’s definitely not about family, maybe if MC kills off her male family members to boost herself or something. Does the movie end with her finally attaining social/warrior status?
I’ m seeing more and more movies with female heroes, but yeah sure, in your delusion escapist fantasies somehow you’re winning lol.
As Jay said, it's called a character arc.
Naru overcomes adversity and grows.
Worth noting Marvel has yet to do such an arc with any of their major female characters, most of whom are now dead.
As Jay said
>I’M DYING LAUREN
imagine unironically watching youtube movie reviews holy frick. get a life.
Dumbest insult to throw at someone on fourchan
>get a life
>is on Cinemaphile
Cinemaphile has to be the dumbest fricking board on Cinemaphile, holy frick some of you have zero self awareness. Sometimes I thibk some of you guys are trolling because it’s unbelievable how some of you morons even remember to breathe.
I've only seen a few of their older videos, do they b***h and moan about wokeness non stop like so many others?
That's pretty much all their content now, aside from BOTW
Recently? Yes.
Which is sad. Their old content was great. Then they became woke and desperate for brownie points. Especially Mike Stoklasa.
Cinemaphile is youtube comments section now??
Always has been
What did they say? I ain't watching this shit.
They shot the rodeo
Unironically just
>"it's a movie, turn your brain off, don't think about why there's no logic in the movie/series"
And then saying that if you care about that stuff then you're a bad guy because twitter says so
bump
>Mike Stoklasa: REEEEE STOP INSULTING FEMALE PROTAGONISTS!! REEEE STOP SAYING WOKE!!!! REEEE YOU ALL ARE SEXIST!!! I SHALL DEFEND THIS QUEEN’S HONOR!!!
No joke, I am shocked RLM homosexuals can still defend these SJWs.
Mike has become the biggest crybaby on the planet.
Mike is a homosexual. I remember he defended Rey and called Force Awakens and Jurassic World masterpieces.
reddit media, what else you can say about them
Take your meds homo
american movie speaking english is racist and other people's opinions bad
They straw man anyone who doesn't like it for 30 minutes and then say 'it's okay'
They showed negative reviews though and a lot of them sound the same. Kind of like those people are just parroting what morons like Nerdrotic and Critical Drinker said.
Is reading the 3 dumbest reviews on amazon all it takes?
jay was about to shit on it then mike said it was good and talked about politics for the rest of the video
REEE they are hurting my feelings.
The Predator vs ET bit was hilarious.
Yeah it was lol.
At this point you’re just straight up lying.
The worst thing about prey is the main character I can't believe they didn't bring up how the women legit walked away while her brother was named warcheif or when she was made warcheif how she looked at a little girl like yes we can do it.teminator and alien has strong female leads but they just do it they don't spend the majority of the film winking into the film like see women are just as bad ass and strong that's the main difference.
Yeah that bothered my mom but I knew the movie said she was pissy because they didn't believe her about the predator but it was done sloppily
I hate when female characters have a massive chip on their shoulder and something to prove. If that makes any sense? I wont elaborate.
Drinker also brought up another good point which was she had absolutely zero character growth. She was a Mary su by the end but at least they tried to make us like her. It failed but there was an attempt. I thought the dog had more personality than anyone in this movie tbqh
>22 minutes in and haven't even talked about the movie, just one-sided politics to please twitter morons
This sounds a lot like Cinemaphile. Just replace the word "please" with "troll". I see why you all like them.
>you like X because they do things you don't like
[REDDIT SPACING]
I guess your post seemed wittier in your head.
Reddit spacing is an Cinemaphile meme designed to out newbies. Works every time.
>Cinemaphile is full of reddit
Okay I will continue to not go there, thanks for the warning homosexual
You're trying too hard.
If your parents tried at all maybe they wouldn't have raised a homosexual
>create persona that you're a manly man and love to drink and kick back beers with the boys
>actually are quite progressive so much so that you create talking points that a progressive movie didn't go far enough for you, and it needs to be shot in a dead foreign language have pure blood foreign actors and scenes with the lead female actor dominating the males more
this is some top 10 anime betrayals shit
>disneyshills are shilling a disney movie
So what
probably the best hitb in a long time
laughed so fricking hard my stomach still hurts
I'm trans btw, not sure if that matters.
frick off Black person not my fault you have bad taste
Don't care, I loved the film and I'm trans, also don't be racist.
>my virtual friendship simulator disagrees with me politically therefore I'll cry about it on Cinemaphile
You're a huge fricking homosexual if you have to take your opinions from others anyway. You're even worse if your worldview gets shattered because someone you like disagrees with you. Kys. Personally, I just don't care for any opinion made by a person from a country with history of colonialism or slavery. These people have brain rot caused by white guilt and can't be argued with.
Also, trans rights are human rights.
stop spamming this thread with your garbage falseflagging you sub 80 iq Black personhomosexual
stop seething so much over a youtube video, moron
>posting some random shit about trannies to random comments
>tells other people to stop seething
what's it like to suffer from this level of mental illness, subhuman?
I'm not the one trying to shill for trannies on the television and film board
Trans lives matter.
Who would've thought a fricking Predator movie would filter out the /misc/tards this hard.
This, fricking chuds think they can keep up with a strong woman, we can kill them all.
Not just a Predator movie but a straight to streaming Predator 5
rlm has gotten increasingly homosexual as the years go on
i bet mike will never say Black person again
Just reminded me that I paused this video half way through and forgot about it. I brush off most of their dumb shit, but this one was truly stupid.
>black lady jurassic park picture
>literally seen nobody say anything about it
>nobody even cared about the movie at all
>jay made up strawman to be anti-anti woke
did blackrock invest in rlm?
jay has always been a homosexual, it’s not secret
You stupid fricking Black person homosexuals complain everyday about blackwashing and everything else under the son, zero self awareness c**t kys
>hehe I used the edgy words to cry about edginess
Your kind of people are the worst. I wonder how you defend yourself outside of places like this, which you frequent, despite being against completely.
You make no sense and are deluded. I'm against places I frequent? And have to defend myself? The only place I frequent is your mother's butthole and the only thing I defend myself from is your father as he limp wristedly flails at me begging me to stop and take his homosexual son with me.
>YOU'RE THE WORST
a woo woo bloo be bloo woooo
Jay doesn't even know what woke means, at the start of the video he says the word has lost all meaning.
Jay said that to wave away any criticims of him praising/waving away the woke angle
It takes an above-room-temperature IQ to see through that.
No, I agree, I think they sort of attack the anti-woke criticism too much purely to try and "be safe", so to speak.
They mock them when mockery isn't deserved. They have to tread lightly.
You fricking morons made SEVERAL threads about that same photo. Don’t get all upset that Mike realised how fricking predictable and samey you guys are and now you have to cope by going “No I never did that lol.”
>how fricking predictable and samey you guys are
More like you with your shilling and sucking hollywood for shitting out woke shit.
>samey
A literal board against 99% of your politically correct pleb internet.
Just fair warning, I’ve filtered the word shill, which means about 90% of this thread you’ve spent hours seething on is going to disappear.
Cry more homosexual
Thank god no one on this board will ever breed
This, the troony problem will resolve itself.
Only thing that bothered me is that there wasn't an Indian getting skinned by the predator and deskulltailboned
That and some hohum animation on the animals/cgi sometimes.
The best thing about RLM reviews is their brainstorming of alternate or sequels at the end of the video, they are hilarious.
>woke is actually good
>just turn off your brain and enjoy it
>bleeping words like "moron" or substituting them with pc safe versions
>if you don't like this latest major studio woke fest then you're an incel nazi neckbeard
RLM takes are becoming worse with every single video they post. I'm 100% convinced they are being paid under the table by movie studios and israeliteTube to shill their turds.
I don't mind mike's take but jay is a homosexual as usual
no joke i do get disgusted during most of their intros and just close the tab. to be honest i rememeber exacltly one video being good, the star wars holiday special.
I really hate this theme that every female protagonist has to have where they break the mould or challenge tradition or go against the cultural grain.
Can't we just have a story where some mother finds herself under threat and has to fight for her survival?
Why does every female protagonist have to want to be a man?
I feel like there is so much rich female story character development to be had in movie but none of them are ever touched because women are only written one way these days.
Because it hasn't been about movies for a long time.
same goes for movies and even sports. Guess I will just go to the gym and try to work on myself for the upcoming purges.
I meant vidya and sports
Did they just turn the fricking video private? How much of a blowback was there?
work on my machine
Oh weird. On my feed it was a dead link but if I google RLM it works
The original upload was copyright struck
>a ton of IASIP episodes are not viewable now
lol these people are morons.
how delusional are you. "blowback' lmfao
>We've got to take this video down guys, schizos on Cinemaphile don't like it
>Blowback
>Yeah me and five other dudes living in our parent’s basement are so mad bro!
>2022
>not living in his parent's basement
enjoy living paycheck to paycheck while drowning in debt wagie
RLM puts out some good videos and some bad videos. I don't understand why it's all or nothing with Cinemaphile posters; it's perfectly fine to like some of their stuff but hate some of their opinions. Their Star Trek videos are great, ReView and Best of the Worst tend to be good, and Half in the Bag is hit or miss. It seems like people either choose to defend every video they put out or hatepost every video they put out. Their Prey review was pretty bad, move on.
their last good video was Money Plane. It's no longer some good, some bad. Recently it's just a series of Ls.
>a series of Ls
Jesus Christ listen to yourself
Hey, Mike and Jay, you're washed out homosexuals that will never be relevant again.
>it's just a series of Ls
Noone here speaks Black person
I disagree, just off the top of my head: John Carpenter rankings, Picard season 2, Near Dark review, and Total Recall review. Really the only source of really bad videos has been Half in the Bag.
Mike is in pretty bad shape these days.
>So Mike what did you think of Justice League II?...Mike?
I would say cope and seethe, but odds are you already do that every waking minute so that’s probably redundant.
I love how Mike has to pretend to play devil's advocate even after reading the review in a stupid voice. He even says "they're right BUT ANYWAYS I LOVE MOVIE" the same complaints he had about Rey as a character are present in Naru
They're just grifting now
How is anybody surprised the funnyman who gets off on women standing on his face defends the girl power movie?
it's literally just 45 minutes of them trying to prove they're not chuds. That's all it is. They'll occasionally stop to mentioned a cgi bear but that's about all
That's not all it is thought. That's just all you personally got out of it because they made fun of you a bit
I'm a feminist though.
The first 25 minutes of the "review" are them talking about someone else's review and the whole "Oh I'm so glad they got all native Americans to play the roles" and they mention the CGI being shit in the later half
That's about it
They're probably freaked out that the Daily Shoah guys like them so much lol
i really hope they listened to at least one of the half in the bang or the holo plinkett review
Is chud a reference to the movie CHUD? I have no idea and don't really care to look it up.
Well, they literally shilled for awful Force awakens... Not surprising, they're literally plebbit incarnate.
Ever since the avgn ghostbusters thing these guys have been terrified to be lumped in the chud category. That was the turning point
Guess you could say they were spooked
This picture makes me wonder where he is holding the Monster energy drink.
Did you even watch their Ghostbusters videos? That is definitely not the case. They made an entire video calling out the bullshit media for generating fake controversy and calling everyone sexist
no, they were sucking up to feminism and mike even said he would love to see female ghostbusters but this one was bad. its the movie version of the guy whose daughter got knifed by illegal immigrant saying he loves tacos and mexicans
You're a fricking idiot
seethe rlmtroony. you are talking about the squad that called daisy ridley charismatic as hell
You're two idiots
You are embarrassing.
Aren't they hypocrites for this video then? They're implying everyone is calling it sexist by only reading moronic reviews.
Reminder that his wife forced him to watch Ghostbusters 2016
sauce?
I'll always watch RLM because I'm deeply and passionately in love with the small gay man but this was a bad review. Mike is obese and so past his prime that it's probably hard for him to envision a time when new sores did form overnight in his belly folds.
what the actual frick happened to this gay ass board? you guys arent even memeing the movie, just unironically doing the male equivalent of the fricking god damn view talk show. i mean who the actual frick invests this much effort into analyzing the commentary of the media instead of the media itself?
Movie?
Movies on the whole have been goddamn flaming trash for literal decades you now dumb Black person. What's so difficult to understand about people enjoying watching someone else go through self harm and telling about it?
I don't put effort into anything I post here
THEY KILLED BRUCE WILLIS
Why yes.
What did you expect. Thats the only important thing in this movie: one-sided politics.
I see 2 types of people talking about this: paid critics and leftoids. Just like Sandman. Its not a good product by itself: it just exists to benefit from lib zeitgeist.
You wanna change your country, better start wit Hollywood.
the new Predator looks like these guys
Yeah, this seemed more of a rant of rottentomatoes, stereotypes and proving that the movie is no feminist propaganda with just bits of actual movie review sprinkled in between.
And its one of the few opening skits that I skipped.
It just wasn't funny to me.
The other opening that I skipped was something with rich eating a burger or something.
>and proving that the movie is no feminist propaganda
But it's essentially a Slasher, which plays into feminist tropes. However, people mistake propaganda as something intentionally-negative when it's also framing something as positive.
>, people mistake propaganda as something intentionally-negative
feminist propaganda is bad and everyone hates it
Soon RLM will be shilling BLM and telling people to cut their dicks off. It's just inevitable.
>Soon
They just did.
>she beat him with her wits
meanwhile on planet earth
she used her wits to activate her super strength to jump on and pull around a 2,2 meter 250kg monster around
replace this moronic scene with her jumping onto a grizzly bear or a giant tiger and think how much sense it makes even if they are wounded
You can make female characters like this right like when Mulan fired a firework and killed an entire army with an avalanche
I dont even care about this Prey shit I just wanted to mention Mulan
it was done right 40 years ago with alien 1 and 2 or terminator 2
you never at any point in the movie have Ripley fistfight the alien, he uses a giant robot to on the queen and Sara not once enage the t 1000 in the entire movie yet she wins be taking action at the right moments and helping others
Today they would have Sarah Conor swing a large sledgehammer like toy to push the terminator away an trip him into some giant hole in the ground or something equally "badass".
Mike: i liked this movie
you're all such homosexuals.
This video was like the equivalent of a Cinemaphile twitter screenshot thread. Who cares about c**te on IMDB? They're clearly just rage baiting people into watching for some reason. The Jenka shit was actually funny too. Sad.
I'm still not over them shitting on my homie Rob Ager / Collative Learning's Kubrick videos.
When did they shit on Ager?
They didn't
They did.
e-girlta has pedo shit. Danny was the bear in the Shining because he was raped by his dad. Teddy bears are a child's toy. He is linked to teddy bears in the therapist scene. All work and no play...Wendy was holding out on him so he fricked Danny. Jack was reading a playgirl. The magazine with naked men. The old hag in 237 was Danny remembering fricking his dad and its how fricked up it made him feel about sex. He notices her being a corpse in a mirror and jack raped him in front of a mirror.
Eyes Wide Shit is about Hollywood israelites raping children because there are pictures of children at the orgy and Zeigler is a israelite who fricked prostitutes to death. All the shit with Tom Cruises daughter.
In a clockwork orange what's his face was raped and that's why he rapes women. (Rape victims rape a lot.) The creepy ass teacher literally molested him in his parents bed....
Theres so much more...its pretty convincing
You're a fricking idiot
I dont remember it was some best of the worst and Josh was there cause they said something like 'that's like saying all of Kubrick's movies had sexual assault on children's and Josh was like 'lol they dont'
Referencing the Shining video Rob Ager did without name dropping him. But its fricking true almost all of his movies have shit like this and Rob Ager posted analysis of most of them. It's obvious when you realize he did fricking e-girlta.
They were making fun of the documentary Room 237, not some youtube critic they've probably never even heard of, you dumbass
>Room 237
lol that one is moronic af, does anyone take it seriously?
As far as I know the rape theories weren't in that and they were specifically referencing it. I have not seen it because I ain't from /x/ and believe the moon is real though.
Also they made fun of that Twin Perfect Twin Peaks video but that guy deserved it lol
>from now on
the frick lmao, i dropped these homosexuals a long time ago, i only ever hear about them when they're being clowned on by Cinemaphile
lmao, all that teeth grinding cope because some yt'ers said it was an ok film
It can't be that good right
>I guess I'll just skip HiTBs from now on
No you won't.
>You switched off when the 6 hour interracial gay orgy started? Lol typical fragile manbaby
If anyone watches these losers after how adequately they've demonstrated themselves to be woke pandering shitstains, then you are a sucker beyond all reckoning and should eat shit and then die of the subsequent infection.
Anyway their movie reviews always sucked, the only good thing about them was the best of the worst vids.
Yeah, you'd love that if it were YOUR side
>intro to the review pretty much hits the nail right on the head about why it's a piece of shit
Oh, they're gonna immediately do a 180 and pretend this is eeny meeny rightwing internet hate machine thinks, don't the-
>"Oh wait, that was The Predator from 2018!"
>"I actually really liked it"
Closed the video right there.
>Closed the video right there.
No you didn't. You watched the whole video multiple times so you could memorize everything they said so you can bring it up and pretend to be mad at them in literally every RLM thread from now on
>Reddit letter media
NEVER BE CRITICAL OF ANYTHING EVER
CONSOOOOOM ALL MEDIA
YES GOY, ALL OF IT
NEVER SPEAK POORLY OF MY PRODUCTS, HEHE
Incredibly american logic
someone pull out that tortanic comic about Cinemaphile
Yeah pull out a comic because you can't express yourself without media or somebody else doing it for you.
You fricking brainlet.
>Verification not required
kek
it does illustrate very well your derangement and why everyone else grow weary of your escapades
>your derangement
Making fun of you is derangement?
Incredibly based for having such a high opinion of yourself, tbqh.
>All those who speak against me are mentally unwell.
Kek I'm adopting this line of thought.
Good talk. God bless.
>Incredibly american logic
Come on, this isn't a racial issue. First and foremost it's a "dumb person" thing to say, second it's a "dumb female" thing to say, thirdly it's a "dumb new age concept fueled by progressive feel good culture" thing to say. It's not an American thing per se.
>t. non-American
this isn't a racial issue
Oh, my mistake.
It's ok, you'll be forgiven if you clean the brown shitring around my butthole. I just took a dump. 🙂
seething american
go kneel for Black folk again, "take a knee", champ
lmao
Uh oh.... my shithole just became even more STINKY. You better hurry up, it ain't gonna get prettier.
>NEVER BE CRITICAL OF ANYTHING EVER
they werent always like this, but yeah, their shilling of shitty mass produced Hollywood blockbusters is getting out of hand
they pretend to make fun of DC since they hate it, then go around and suck Marvels of this movie dick and call you an idiot or sexist for not liking it ....
Why is it important that you agree with these cucks on everything? Sometimes they have good takes, sometimes they're moronic. They're also paid to have takes, bad or good. I care more about a random (but well-written, though its rare) rant from a Cinemaphile c**t than that of a professional critic.
>I care more about a random (but well-written, though its rare) rant from a Cinemaphile c**t than that of a professional critic.
I post those all the time. ALL THE TIME. I'm like the most prolific longwinded bloviator in Cinemaphile's entire history. All I ever get for it is a depressing lack of (you)'s or underageb&s whining it was "tl;dr".
And for the record, I'm not complaining about like a lack of recognition or whatever, I enjoy that aspect of Cinemaphile the most. You have no idea how many memes I'm responsible and I get such a perverse joy seeing some shit I scrawled quoted in someone else's shitpost or used to describe someone in a video.
Because wokeness is a degenerate cancer that is actively shitting everything up, not just in movies, but in tv shows, literature, gaming, social media, politics, etc. Anyone who does this "oh what does wokeness even mean anymore"? Or "yeah woke is kinda bad but aren't the people complaining about it worse?" nonsense is a moron who can't be trusted to give a good take on anything and shouldn't be listened to.
WHY THE FRICK DO YOU homosexualS HEED SO MUCH TO THE OPINIONS OF YOUTUBE CRITICS?
frick it’s like you’re incapable of forming your own opinion
>Admit all the points in the reviews mocking it are right.
>Call them dumb anyway because "oh look, a typo."
>Say "woke has lost all meaning" after being given examples you admit you agree with."
>Mike says it would have been better if she "became the patriarch" and took over leadership of the tribe and lead them to fight the Predator".
>Even Jay clearly thinks this is a moronic idea.
all the points in the reviews mocking it are right.
Not what he said at all
>>Call them dumb anyway because "oh look, a typo."
They didn't make fun of typos but they elaborated on a lot more than that
>>Say "woke has lost all meaning" after being given examples you admit you agree with."
One point doesn't invalidate the other
Why do you homosexuals have to be so dishonest in order to b***h about pointless bullshit?
>Not what he said at all
Every time they read one they'd both tilt their head to the side and go "Which, okay, yeah that's kinda true."
>They didn't make fun of typos
CINEM, THEY SAID CINEM! HA! THEY FORGOT THEY A! THEY ARE SO DUMB AND THIS INVALIDATES THEIR ARGUMENT!
C-I-N-E-M!!!!!
>One point doesn't invalidate the other
Saying something you've just demonstrated has meaning doesn't is a self-defeating argument.
>if men can do it, so can women!
>a 40kg tiny woman is as strong and as capable as a 1,9 meter 120 kg bodybuilder!
>those who criticize this movie are sexist!
>her being a mary sue super woman is ok, "its just a movie"
>spoil something in a movie, say "spoilred" after you do and do a mug laugh
>girl power!!!
honestly, im unsubbing
i fallowed them since the start, but i just cant with those cucks, keep your fricking moronic woke political opinions to yourself you fat frick, how hard is it?
they are getting as bad as any woketard far left reviewer, and the "if you criticize movies with women you are a sexist!" narrative is so psychotic it blows my mind.
and the "its just a movie" defense to her having superpowers is so bad you expect it only from someone who hates movies, not from someone who watched them for 30+ years
Honestly if you have this terrible of comprehension skills and misunderstood almost every single thing they said, then yeah it's probably for the best that you unsubbed
frick off, i understood it very well, im just all out of patience with them to assume good faith or irony
they made it very clear they "wont tolerate" any criticism of a woman, that was no joke, they are now as woke as you can get
if you saw the transcript of this "review" it would read like the worst feminist crap you can find online then delivering it while laughing dosnt make it any less moronic
What's annoying about this being their defense is they really never cut guys slack for this shit.
If the male action star isn't buff or handsome everyone shits on it. Everyone shits on Stevan Segal movies because he's obese and barely fights in them. Half their Best of the Worst movies are making fun of how egotistical some indie film makers are who portray themselves as action heroes. In fact what's most telling is they tried making a video about one black female director who did the exact same shit, and she forced them to take it down. None of the guys they mocked do that. Neil Breen hasn't forced them to take down a video mocking them. Lin Kabsinsky has appeared in episodes of their show.
And they do the classic progressive trick of hanging a lampshade on an obvious example that destroys their own argument. When Predators came out everyone was shitting on Adrian Brody as a whimpy, pussified attempt to replicate Schwarzeneggar.
its just a movie you fricking nerd
just clap and consume
But yeah, their double standard for men and women is insane, they will call it cinematic freedom to give a skinny femlet the strength of a powerlifter, but then will ridicule any man thats not in shape or is too old, their "old people" jokes are getting out of hand, did Mike look in a mirror in last 10 years?
Your Segal and Breen point is spot on, isnt an episode where they dont make fun of actors past their prime and call it radicicols that they play action stars, and then they release a review like this.
Seriously, i should have dropped them ages ago, the star wars sequels were where they lost me.
"It's just a movie" is the dumbest excuse ever. It's just a movie, why does it matter if a woman is taking on 7ft tall aliens? Ok then, are plot holes excusable? It's just a movie after all! What about bad acting? Bad cgi? It's just a movie, right?
>n fact what's most telling is they tried making a video about one black female director who did the exact same shit, and she forced them to take it down
no way.
she didnt force them, they lost out. she filed copyright complaints with israelitetube and they got in trouble. so they can't re-upload it because Black folk are a protected species. it is re-uploaded other places tho
How exactly is a Navy SEAL supposed to deal with the Predator anyway? If the average Predator can throw Arnie around, what the frick is the point of adding a couple more inches in height?