>$250 million for the rights. >$250 million for the production. >a fricking jpg

>$250 million for the rights
>$250 million for the production
>a fricking jpg

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  1. 2 years ago
    The past is dead. We either move forward... or we die with it.

    The past is dead. We either move forward... or we die with it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >threatening white people with genocide unless they willfully go along with being genocided will surely get people to watch our show

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >threatening white people with genocide unless they willfully go along with being genocided will surely get people to watch our show

      Nice spambot

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    500$ mil which 90% of that got spend building another island for ghislaine and jeffrey

    the other 5% went to davos group

    only 5% of that budget was spent on that "tv show"

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KINO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did they CGI the eyes to look like Blanchett's?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, they just have similar eyes irl

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        meant to post this pic instead, they are not spitting images but have similar faces and blue eyes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not pretty enough to be galadriel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah I always thought Blanchett was way overrated. She looks kinda weird. Maybe a 7 on a good day. Just look at that face

        No, they just have similar eyes irl

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sure there are better looking people out there, but Blanchett has that certain kind of an ethereal presence which makes her great for the elf role.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            casting was perfect in LOTR
            every one is this tv show looks horribly miscast

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              this, even orlando bloom who has no acting talent whatsoever was perfect for playing a emotionless elf.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >emotionless elf
                I dunno, he had some interactions that are really memorable and come off as genuine friendship between two really different characters. Probably helped they were sparse and were a contrast with the common elven coldness

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >casting was perfect in LOTR
              It's funny when you think Viggo wasn't the first option for Aragorn, and he was like the spare one once the other dude walked out, they had to redo some scenes. Happy accidents

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Lightning in a bottle. We'll never see this stuff ever again.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She isn't hot at all as Galadriel, but FRICK is she massive bombshell as Hela

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      damn those trees are huge, are huge trees canonical?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Those two trees are yes, very famous in Tolkien's books
        They were made by one of the gods

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No "official" sizes. But the leaves from one became the moon and the fruit from another became the sun.
        They were bigger than any other tree as any branch or attempt to bring them back paled in comparison.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >riping off elden ring
      Americans have 0 fricking creativity nowadays

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Husbant you no pay debts and now we homeress

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not pretty enough to be Galadriel, who wasn't a warrior btw

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >who wasn't a warrior btw
        From the books we know she was only present in a single battle, and don't know what role she took in there. Is ok to imagine she could be far above humans and orcs because she's an elf and of high breed...but they're leaning way too much into the warrior archetype without having anything to back it up from the Silmarillion or Lotr

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >wasn't a warrior
        Bro who fricking cares, she could definitely fight and this show is going to have to create a bunch of storylines for these character to engage in between the big events.
        Better having her doing something entertaining than sitting on her ass

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >this show is going to have to create a bunch of storylines

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, and despite disliking this pozzed crap, this girl is probably the best cast they have by a large margin. Does Cinemaphile know of anyone that could pull it through better besides Cate herself with some deaging makeup or even CGI?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Does Cinemaphile know of anyone that could pull it through better besides Cate herself
        Some homosexual will probably say Debicki (solely because she is tall) but I think ROPs Galadriel is hard to top, she's a way better actress than what the vast majority of Hollywood craps out and can flip between cute/hot to scary/intimidating on a dime

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like a lesbian soccer player.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only care about the Peter Jackson Licensed movies and games and anything that came from Tolkien and his family. I don't have time for someone else's "reimagination" of something that's already perfect.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a reimagination of LOTR
      It takes place thousands of years before those movies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's not a reimagination of LOTR
        Nice try

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i mean it kinda is

        isildur was white in the movie and he's played by some swarthy half-white/half-russian guy in the show

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's because he isn't Isildur, he's Isidro Ramirez, totally diferent character.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I dont think I would call recasting a reimagining, most of the actors from the movies would be way too old to reprise their roles and the people who played Isildur/Elendil in the movies might not have been good enough actors to play some of the leads

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The Peter Jackson LotR is a completely different license deal, Amazon can't do anything that would link it directly to that "brand" of LotR.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everything these days is a reimagination, they can't help themselves. Even with something like this.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a fricking jpg
    ?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Galadriel the one with the "croikey, I'm british innit" accent? Why does britcucks have to ruin everything with their god awful rendition of the English language! Despite the rightoid seethe, this seemed pretty ok except when that fricking limey c**t spoke.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Yank complaining about brits speaking english
      lol frick off

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>a fricking jpg
    Yeah, that's why it's called CONCEPT ART, idiot.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hope this Black person garbage bombs.

    it obviously will never be good but it may be mediocre enough to attract a fanbase like the dogshit witcher adaptation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Let me tell you the future
      First season will be a "success" despite being bland at best and any criticism will be ignored because it comes from "racists and sexists chuds"
      Second season will be worse because they amped the pozz by a mile. Ratings will plumet. Probably will be cancelled here or in S3
      Then memory holed and years later there will be another attempt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Like Wheel of Time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's probably right, i'm holding out hope for a cowboy bebop "cancelled after 2 weeks" scenario though. doubt it will happen though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds about right.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The trailer looks great. You Chuds have lost again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >so how long have you been living on the street?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you anon, I was eating.
        This could genuinely be from some "Homeless in Phoenix" videos.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ayo we wuz kangz n shiet homie the show
    Blacks were already represented in LOTR, I don't know why they are now being overrepresented.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the landmass West of Mordor is a tiny fraction of the continent
    >they not only refuse to do anything about the lands beyond Mordor but also shove people from there in numbers that shouldn't exist
    This is akin to have a show about 1000 AC Japan with 50% the cast Mexicans, Africans, Whites, Middle Eastearners, etc
    If you want "diversity" (aka not white) then focus on Pallando and Allatar adventures in 95% of the continent, you have a lot there

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