no, it literally didn't.
the saddest part about your post is that you literally piss and shit your pants on the regular because you have no self control.
hopefully you end up having a heart attack so your parents can finally move on and be happy.
Any slasher villains that are actually scary? Freddy is too comedic, Micheal looks silly in daylight and Jason is a literal moron. Jeepers Creepers is the only one who comes to mind
>Original Halloween >Mike Myers does a few spooky things and kills like two people >Halloween sequels >Mike Myers literally kills hundreds of people like a fricking supersoldier on steroids
why
old movies are not scary
boomers were too sheltered
what do you find scary, anon?
japanese children
>this literally made Cinemaphile boomers piss and shit their pants and have heart attacks
no, it literally didn't.
the saddest part about your post is that you literally piss and shit your pants on the regular because you have no self control.
hopefully you end up having a heart attack so your parents can finally move on and be happy.
cry more, boomer
New movies aren’t scary, so what’s your point?
let's see you watch Halloween then your power go off in the middle of the night you zooming frick
looks like some homosexual doing cosplay as someone with monkeypox
That's a pretty high quality mask
he had to do it to em
kek if me or any of my neighbors saw this dude creeping around like that he’d have his teeth kicked in immediately
he'd easily kill you and every other homie in ur crew
what if I shoot him seven times?
you're such a pussy ass gayet b***h you couldn't even handle the recoil of 7 shots.
and yet this homie still gets more pussy than you
mike, me and my boys are gonna curbstomp you if you ever come creeping. simple as.
your boys would have to remove their buttplugs in order to have any realistic chance
frick around and find out, you pasty manlet gay lmao
>5’10
oh no no no HAHAHAHA
doesnt look like shatner to me
Before the modifications is kinda sorta vaguely did.
>Man walking slowly is….LE SCARY!
Are these movies supposed to be satire?
Any slasher villains that are actually scary? Freddy is too comedic, Micheal looks silly in daylight and Jason is a literal moron. Jeepers Creepers is the only one who comes to mind
Of course Michael looks goofy during the day, he’s in a Halloween costume (he’s going as “normal human male”)
Peepers is really cool but the fact that he was created by a nonce kills the hype for me.
>created by a nonce
that's the type of diversity I like in my movies
Does the first Alien count as a slasher film?
Did anyone ever make a “you know I had to do it to em” edit
sides = orbit
Very nice
Now with CIA guy.
kino
in the movie it only lasts for an instant so you can't notice anything. that's the scary part.
Lies. He stands there like a fricking idiot for 30 solid seconds. It's embarrassing, stupid and it gives bad name to (somewhat) old horror movies.
>Original Halloween
>Mike Myers does a few spooky things and kills like two people
>Halloween sequels
>Mike Myers literally kills hundreds of people like a fricking supersoldier on steroids
why