I am 30 years old and have been on Cinemaphile since I was 12 (2005). I remember getting called a newfag on /b/ because I started browsing the site 2 years after it was founded.
fuck you all i had no choice but to be terminally online or gaming in my youth because i lived in the ghetto and going outside was hell around ghetto neighbors making it a miserable misery with the danger of conflicts everywhere you go
i had no money during my college years so i would just go windowshopping with friends doing pretty much nothing but wishing i could live a rich kid life like the privileged people and dreaming of neurotypical normgroid socialite adventures
you're welcome for this blogpost
well met brother. didn't have any friends was the only white kid, there was a university and they would fuck with me too. Tall skinny kid with ZERO social skill. The walk home sucked so much always took the long way home and left super early so I could avoid the bullshit. Never went window shopping just lived wishing I could even have a cheap lego set from the lego magazine and I had one of those weird little forest in the middle of a neighborhood, you know with waterlogged old porn magazines empty pints of vodka.
Once a fucking again, I have take time out of my busy day to post this. And I will continue to post this until you're """""kind"""'"'' is evicted from reality.
If you are a zoomer I hate you with every fiber of my fucking being.
You are scum.
Future generations will mock you for being the one generation in all of human FUCKING history to be worst than the last in every single fucking way.
What are you better at zoomer? What? Oh I'm sorry, you don't have an answer zoomer? Zoomie zoom zoom?
You all need to be tortured in the slowest most painful way. Every. Last. One. Of. You. No Exceptions. 1997-99 borns get it the worst for thinking they are not zoomers.
For me it was the medical dictionary I somehow had. Boy there was some fucked up shit in that book. I'll never forget the augmented dick implants that got erect by pumping the balls. I never asked for this. I mostly stuck to the female anatomy section
>I'll never forget the augmented dick implants that got erect by pumping the balls.
These things are more commonplace in the 40+ male demographic than you would think, and if you're overweight you should already mentally prepare to get one inserted into your balls too because we're not allowed to prescribe sildenafil to people who are at risk of arterial diseases and/or have blood pressure issues. Unless you don't fuck like a lot of middle-aged Catholics don't for some reason.
My dad has one after a really bad reaction to some ed medicine, he ended going to the hospital, my mom only told us when things were getting worse that's how i know. Guys if you an erection for more than an hour please go to the emergency room. Thankfully he is much better now and recovery takes about 6 months after surgery.
Also semi related but the True Hollywood Story for Charles in Charge had a pic of Nicole Eggert with high beams that is seared into my brain, can’t find the pic or the show anywhere
Before social media blacks and Mexicans and fatties would all do their boring thing separate from whites leaving us with skinny hot babes during spring break. Now that every minority in the country can see what’s happening anywhere, they all flock there to be part of it and this destroying it
It's weird as shit to live in a society that simultaneously glorifies how hot and fuckable 18 year olds are and yet demonizes to full extent anyone who who desires someone even slightly younger than that.
They were in fact, not eightteen.
How old
that ho is 38
>How old
too
Ass
based
>that coy girl doing the hip tilt at 0:10
Oh momma
>we are 18
couldn't be done today. They would have to be "we are 21"
those girls don't look a day over 26
i misdailed 1-800-932-7317 once and it connected me to 911
Is this the designated boomer thread?
>Imagine posting on Cinemaphile after turning 25
Truly embarrassing
I'm 43
Haha what a gay
>tfw turn 36 this year
W-wait! It wasn't supposed to happen to me!
me too, this is too sad
>I was 26 when I discovered this horrible place
I am 30 years old and have been on Cinemaphile since I was 12 (2005). I remember getting called a newfag on /b/ because I started browsing the site 2 years after it was founded.
29 and been here since 06 lol
06 here too. A good year.
I'm 32 almost 33. Most people on Cinemaphile are older. Zoomers don't have the attention span and use tiktok and discord.
S-shut up!
The only good newfag is a dead newfag!
You're here forever
at least I didn't waste my teenage years or my 20s posting here.
this. imagine wasting your youth on Cinemaphile.
how embarrassing
fuck you all i had no choice but to be terminally online or gaming in my youth because i lived in the ghetto and going outside was hell around ghetto neighbors making it a miserable misery with the danger of conflicts everywhere you go
i had no money during my college years so i would just go windowshopping with friends doing pretty much nothing but wishing i could live a rich kid life like the privileged people and dreaming of neurotypical normgroid socialite adventures
you're welcome for this blogpost
well met brother. didn't have any friends was the only white kid, there was a university and they would fuck with me too. Tall skinny kid with ZERO social skill. The walk home sucked so much always took the long way home and left super early so I could avoid the bullshit. Never went window shopping just lived wishing I could even have a cheap lego set from the lego magazine and I had one of those weird little forest in the middle of a neighborhood, you know with waterlogged old porn magazines empty pints of vodka.
Lol this. I have a family that sucks up all my money and this shit pit is the cheapest entertainment available to me.
Millennial website, you don't belong here zoomertranny
28
Once a fucking again, I have take time out of my busy day to post this. And I will continue to post this until you're """""kind"""'"'' is evicted from reality.
If you are a zoomer I hate you with every fiber of my fucking being.
You are scum.
Future generations will mock you for being the one generation in all of human FUCKING history to be worst than the last in every single fucking way.
What are you better at zoomer? What? Oh I'm sorry, you don't have an answer zoomer? Zoomie zoom zoom?
You all need to be tortured in the slowest most painful way. Every. Last. One. Of. You. No Exceptions. 1997-99 borns get it the worst for thinking they are not zoomers.
Preach it. I fucking hate zoomer chattel.
I'm 34
Been here since before habbo raids
Im 35
32 year old boomer reporting
42.
>wasting your youth on 4chump instead of slaying mad gash
Not very sick cunt of you
The average age for a Cinemaphilener is 45
Why are you here instead of chasing pussy, zoomer?
I am 37, fag.
Based fellow 86'er. What a bleak horrible future we live in.
It is what it is,bro. Just enjoy the ride,the destination is the same for all of us.
Unironically the og founder of Cinemaphile (moot) and the best mod (snacks) left this shithole 10 years ago.
It really makes you think.
I'm 36, married, got a decent house and job. I don't what the big deal is. It's a fun place to talk about movies (in this case) online.
43 checking in
20s and 30s were filled with drug fueled trysts and whoreishness so at least I have no regrets there
If you aren't roughly the same age as moot you're a newfag
42 here zoomer cocksmoke.
you know exactly what that sound means
Never understood phone numbers like this. How the hell do you call that?
Each number on a telephone has a set of corresponding letters.
Literally a 35 boomer btw. What about rotary phones retards?
what about them? It's all the same numbers
Why no love for q or z?
>calling the police
>waiting for that 9 to rotate back
The rotation goes the other way.
>t. literal Zoomer
The actress on the right is named "Cheyenne"
I can remember that, but not what happened on Invincible last night :/
Dare I say SOVL? I remember the first time I gooned was to these videos where two 10/10 girls were lezzing out in a fountain or something.
Lmao I remember jerking off to these old commercials. I remember when times were rough I was able to beat one off to the Sears catalog.
I'm 33.
>Sears
FHM for me
For me it was the medical dictionary I somehow had. Boy there was some fucked up shit in that book. I'll never forget the augmented dick implants that got erect by pumping the balls. I never asked for this. I mostly stuck to the female anatomy section
Nooo wtf
>I'll never forget the augmented dick implants that got erect by pumping the balls.
These things are more commonplace in the 40+ male demographic than you would think, and if you're overweight you should already mentally prepare to get one inserted into your balls too because we're not allowed to prescribe sildenafil to people who are at risk of arterial diseases and/or have blood pressure issues. Unless you don't fuck like a lot of middle-aged Catholics don't for some reason.
T. Urologist
in the future all dicks will be augmented
its all in the numbers
My dad has one after a really bad reaction to some ed medicine, he ended going to the hospital, my mom only told us when things were getting worse that's how i know. Guys if you an erection for more than an hour please go to the emergency room. Thankfully he is much better now and recovery takes about 6 months after surgery.
Did you grow up to be a serial killer or anything?
Is E! Wild On lost media? I want to fap to Eleanor Mondale for old times sake.
Also semi related but the True Hollywood Story for Charles in Charge had a pic of Nicole Eggert with high beams that is seared into my brain, can’t find the pic or the show anywhere
They are 18? Look at least 70 years old!
cool
Never forget what they took from us
Before social media blacks and Mexicans and fatties would all do their boring thing separate from whites leaving us with skinny hot babes during spring break. Now that every minority in the country can see what’s happening anywhere, they all flock there to be part of it and this destroying it
Not a single fat chick
Wait a minute... white women have always been whores?
>Oldest female profession is literally being a whore
>M-muh joos and tik tok ruined women!
/misc/ is always wrong.
מגניב
It's weird as shit to live in a society that simultaneously glorifies how hot and fuckable 18 year olds are and yet demonizes to full extent anyone who who desires someone even slightly younger than that.
I love skinny chicks so much bros
For me it was the bouncing titties on The Grind
800-eat pussy always cracked me up.
>Hi, yes, I’m thinking about ordering the tape
>grainy Vhs footage
>doesn't know about CRT screens
VHS footage on CRT looks high quality you just don't get it
>autosage