>3 BODY PROBLEM

>3 BODY PROBLEM

Why is this basedjack guy on the poster ?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it even looks like a pair of balls resting on his eyes

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like wiener and balls or angry pepe with panties on his face.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    brown

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, my favorite character from 3BP, Saamer Usmani, finally brought to life!

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    woman

    some Tatiana, don't remember her in a book

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >nose made bigger by CGI
      heh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They've created new characters and combined other characters because nobody wanted them to fricking do that, so they did it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >dabids
        >it's shit
        you only have yourself to blame if you didn't see this coming

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think we won't recognise a lot of the characters from the book.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Marlo Kelly is absolutely beautiful

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, my fav- WHAT THE HELL EVEN IS THIS?

      ?si=EK5gvAF28Bm4d0NT

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is going to flop. Why westernize it? the most interesting part of this story was its chineseness

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the most interesting part of this story was its chineseness
      well that's a ringing endorsement

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not quite, the eastern state of mind goes in the back while the eternal dread of humanity's scale to the universe takes the wheel.
      The books are more human level boldness (and women being stupid fricking shits) than any culture gists

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >and women being stupid fricking shits
        This will not transfer over to the Netflix iteration you can be sure.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They made the MC a woman. The male scientist who doesn't kill himself and works to figure out wtf is going on.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i read the first third of the book but it was written at a 3rd grade vocabulary and childbrain level plot. it seems like its made for netflix, it will prbly do good but i aint watching it.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks gay and lame.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fat basedtard wearing shiny underwear on his head will sell our show

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >From the creators of game of thrones
    Odd way to promote your film

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yup, I didn't know about this before and it looked like it could be neat but now I'm turned off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I had some family sell the show to me with that line, I think normies have some sort of backwards idea that they were responsible for the early success and then became less involved when it was the other way around

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those israelites did a good job of adapting GoT until they started trying to come up with new material, they're working with a finished trilogy this time

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the fat c**t from game of thrones.
    He was easily the worst actor on that entire show. even the shitty kids were better than him. Why the frick would he be only one you carry over to your new shit?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the guy who played davos is in too

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they set it in England??????
    t.Brit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because eventually NATO is going to get pulled into a war with China over Taiwan and that would make shit extremely awkward for the producers.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, my favorite character from 3BP, Jack Rooney, finally brought to life!

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he takes the space of 3 bodies. it's a subtle joke

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he takes the space of 3 bodies
      And there in lies the problem.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    big fan of the books.
    reporting in that i wont be watching this slop

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just read this book and I'm still torn on whether or not I thought it was any good. It had some interesting ideas for sure, but it was just so poorly written. Is it because of the Chinese translation/culture differences? I'm going to check the show out but I don't have very high hopes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why spoil the three suns so fast, wasn't it a bit later in the book they discovered it?

      The first one is just the start of the story, really. Kinda like a prologue.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'll probably continue the series. I've read that it gets better.

        The aliens have magic technology that completely defies physics.

        The Sophons? I mean yeah, pretty fantastical stuff, but the antagonists were pretty far advanced in understanding of of physical matter.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I meant the magic death pinball that the bug people send to earth to wipe out the space Navy.
          I don't believe technology is capable of being that advanced, even if ant aliens invented it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, that must be in the later books. Haven't gotten that far yet.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The Trisolarians are tiny little bugs, like smaller than a grain of rice.
              There I saved you like 10 hours of reading nonsense masquerading as hard Sci fi

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How the frick did an alien bug race become hyper-advanced?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                hivemind and constant need to advance

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ok but how did they even get started as tiny bugs. Like one of the reasons humans became so advanced is because we can throw shit. That immediately gave us a huge advantage against other animals, which cannot throw things.
                Were the trilosarians just in a perfect ecosystem where a tiny bug is the top of the food chain, or what? And how the frick was their advancement not impeded or stalled entirely by huge die-offs and periods of dormancy?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Disregard any information about bugs. That's not canon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Except for the people on Earth, who are bugs.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, frick that. The fourth book is not canon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know what you're talking about, the trilogy does not day what trisolareans look like.
                It's a good thing that there was no 4th book since even the 3rd book was getting a bit meh by the end

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There was a 4th book, by a different author, but it was essentially fanfiction

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                this is never stated in the 3 books. maybe one of the larping spin offs by other authors. those dont count

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's been explained already.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                non-canon, frick you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The aliens have magic technology that completely defies physics.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      From what I have read it's not that interesting. I tried watching the chink show, the pacing is atrocious.
      I have a reasonably smart friend to praised it to high heaven, he said it changed how he thought about stuff.. But I doubt his judgement. I think Blindsight is way, way more interesting and actually changed the way I thought. You won't see anyone adapting that anytime soon (meme trailers notwithstanding).

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dark Forest is alright, I liked it more than Blindsight because Blindsight didn't have quite enough of the central premise, which was neat, and too much shit I was bored of after 20 seconds, like trying to justify vampires in space.

        Neither were as good as Speaker for the Dead or Hyperion, which are more entertaining alien works. Book 1 and 3 of 3 body are dogshit though, 1 is barely worth reading because you need the setup for 2, and 3 is just a total waste of time that exists to make people annoyed aside from one okay scene where humanity gets glassed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >but it was just so poorly written. Is it because of the Chinese translation/culture differences?
      the author is a woman.
      her cuck husbando translated it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the author is a woman.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Still a woman, from the perspective of a White Man.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The translation from Chinese doesn't help, of course, but the consensus about the author is that he's not the best when it comes to characterisation. The general concept of the "dark forest" is very well handled, even though the author takes more and more liberties with the laws of physics as the trilogy progresses, and despite everything there are a handful of characters who are now among my favourite fictional characters.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I finished it, but I found myself skimming through the videogame/simulation parts a lot

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why are there fricking fricking sex

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking hate this guy stupid fat frick. samwell tarly was the worst part of any episode he was in

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cast Sophon, the alien sexbot.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DEHYDRATE

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >from the creators of Game of Thrones
    So basically the people who need to be driven out of town with pitch forks?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Book 1
    >Woman hates herself and wants to kill humanity. Man discovers aliens by playing VRChat. A boat sails through that laser trap in Resident Evil.

    Book 2
    >Chinese man creates a tulpa and falls in love before killing her then uses his government powers to get a waifu and be rich. Hugo Chavez tries to blow up Mercury. Donald Rumsfeld wants to make some kinda suicide squad. Someone decides to shoot a brain at the ayys for the fun of it (this doesn't actually happen in the book but is retconned in the third because there were no original plans to continue the series after this book). Chinese man gets waifu taken away, goes to the future, threatens to kill himself and the ayyys kneel before him Vegeta style, resulting in a new Golden Age for humanity.

    Book 3
    >Dumb woman gets into power, IMMEDIATELY, I mean literally within one second of gaining power, dooms the world and turns humanity into slaves. Ayys discover their love of anime waifus and make one to rule humanity. Astronauts decide to kill the ayys and humanity. The universe realizes 3D is pig disgusting and return to glorious 2D ayynime. Brain shot at ayys actually loved Dumb woman and tells her about 2D anime time after the Ayys decide to resurrect him for who knows what reason. Some guys decide they're just going to create their own universes with blackjack and hookers because the current universe is too lame.

    Not exaggerating. You now no longer have to read any of the books. There is no book 4 no matter what anyone tells you and book 3 is objectively the worst in the series.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's uncannily accurate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The universe realizes 3D is pig disgusting and return to glorious 2D ayynime.
      they went into 2D, so they can get 1D after that and then singularity and then reset to beautiful universe with 26 dimensions

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you will never be just a brain floating around in space waiting to be picked up and given a new body

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      get folded, homie

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine blowing the investors money on that trash content. May God have mercy on your souls, this is very unlikely, by the way.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hop in, dude!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >boomer dies
        >it's news
        God I can't wait for all the boomers to be dead.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Boomers can also be reborn.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you the sheriff or something? God decides people’s punishments.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think you have to read the book in the original Chinese (whichever dialect) to truly understand it. The language is so alien and different from western language, that Chinese people even think differently from people raised on Romance languages.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These are some of the worst posters I have ever seen.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's just Netflix and streaming in general. It's no longer a vocation or a calling, just some shit the marketing team is expected to crank out.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make something that’s actually good Goddammit!

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wade was just too based for humanity to understand, he would have unironically saved everyone

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    s*y face

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is the second book better than the first? I found the ideas presented interesting, but the actual writing wasn't very impressive.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it has higher highs but you have to wait a while for them

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is this basedjack guy on the poster ?

    applevision sponsored it

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >from the creators of Game of Thrones
    are you sure you want to put that on your promo material?

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    trailers look not bad but early reviews are signalling shit. I hope i'm wrong

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