>30th anniversary of an absolute classic

>30th anniversary of an absolute classic
Can we get some love for this? It really is amazing.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Keanu is awful. Sympathetic Dracula and Mina romance shouldn't have been there. I like the rest.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is Keanu or Winona worse in this? They're both fricking embarassing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Keanu, without a shadow of doubt. Winona gets her moment late in the film.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Keanu, and it's not even close. I was literally waiting for him to say "Dracula....woah". It's one of the worst attempted accents ever.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know where the bastard sleeps!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        keanu, but yeah they're both bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sympathetic Dracula and Mina romance shouldn't have been there
      Absolutely filtered

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's a change that completely ruins the story. mina is turned into an unrepentant prostitute, dracula becomes a bizarre sabbatean baphomet, and jonathan harker is turned in to a cuckold. visually, the film is a masterpiece, and the acting isn't as bad as many say it is, but the addition of the stupid romance between dracula and mina ruins it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This seems to be the consensus on the movie. Keanu was an unbelievably shitty miscast and the romance was corny. Everything else is 10/10 filmmaking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. But the terrible romance sinks the whole film, so it's hard to appreciate the rest while actually watching it.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i love the victorian-ness of it. like when they go into the old timey movie theatre and everyones in awe at this new moving picture technology

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Phantasmagoria

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >coppola, oldman and hopkins do greatness as usual
    >some hollywood eye candy for the young characters, meh i guess. could have picked brits
    >kino designs for dracula, his armor, his rejuvenated vlad tepes look, his giant bat form
    >hypnotizing vampire women
    >soundtrack by least deranged 20th century classical polish composer
    yeah, it's pretty great

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >We are dealing with forces beyond all human experience, and enormous power. So guard her well. Otherwise, your precious Lucy will become a b***h of the Devil! A prostitute of darkness!
    >Hear me out, young man. Lucy is not a random victim, attacked by mere accident, you understand? No. She is a willing recruit, a breathless follower, a wanton follower. I dare say, a devoted disciple. She is the Devil's concubine!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I knew I ascended to Patrician status when I stopped caring about "good" acting. Charisma >>>>> acting skills any day. I'd rather watch Keanu and Winona be gorgeous together than Meryl Streep and Tom Hanks try to out act each other just to win an oscar. Richard Linklater casts non actors and it shows but who cares if the movie flows and feels right. Nothing worse than an #oscarworthy scene where the actor forgets they're in a movie and not a play. TLDR Dracula is pure uncut KINO.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One of those movies I come back to time after time and it feels like home. Love the romance and the weird art house gore and hyper sexuality. It's amazing to think that it exists cause it truly is such a bizarre movie in so many ways. Couldn't be made today really. In my top ten.

      Agreed. I don't give a shit if an accent is bad. If anything I think Keanu's shitty accent adds to the charm.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The first 45ish minutes are comfy. Dracula's journey to England onboard the ship is absolute kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Same here man. It's my favorite romance movie. Keanu and Winona bring it down, but Oldman and Hopkins absolutely make up for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One of those movies I come back to time after time and it feels like home. Love the romance and the weird art house gore and hyper sexuality. It's amazing to think that it exists cause it truly is such a bizarre movie in so many ways. Couldn't be made today really. In my top ten.

      Agreed. I don't give a shit if an accent is bad. If anything I think Keanu's shitty accent adds to the charm.

      totally agree. everything in the movie is a caricature. keanu's accent does indeed add to the charm. it's a really fun movie. I bet coppola had tons of fun making it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can tell he didn't think much of Keanu as an actor in the behind the scenes stuff, I'm pretty sure it was the studio who insisted on him.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Keanu gets in the way so much of what is really the Gary Oldman and Wynona Rider neck biting story it really is.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Jonathan is a cuck, but he is integral to the story, also not a bad guy, just unlucky.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Keanu has always been 100% carried by his good looks. He could never actually act.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He's got some charisma and has done a lot of parts that he was well suited to. I thought he did well in the gift.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I tend to agree however he does very well in John Wick and I would argue his penultimate role was just him showing up to Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Addendum, he also played the exact same character in Devil's Advocate, which is to say, just Keaneau being himself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think that there is merit to good acting but charisma frequently has noses turned up at it. I argue that a good director can recognize quality acting and charisma within their cast and the skill is in using what they have of the two to maximum effect.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a great movie, one of a kind.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think this movie is criminally overrated.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think, you sir, are a cuckold.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A fitting song for a movie about a love so enormous that destroys everything in its path

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen this like 4 times and all I can remember are Oldman's silly costumes and Winona's big floppers bouncing around in that sheer nightgown.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THE GOAT.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want 4K AI upscaled Wynona breasts so bad, bros.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There was a UHD blu-ray release of Coppola's Dracula a couple years ago that apparently is extremely good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I own it and it is

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the recent series Steven Moffat did

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was trash. Dracula never had any real disadvantages, he was an insufferable Gary Sue. Modern setting on the third episode made it all clearer, standard BBC pozzed crap.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      First two episodes were good. Third episode ruined everything. I hate anything with smart phones in it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        First episode was god tier, second episode was pretty good but disappointing after the first, third episode was an insult to viewers.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He tried to do too much of a sherlock

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    loved Gary Oldman and the gothic setting...oh and Keanu getting felt up by Dracula's brides

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One of my first movie theater experiences was this film so I guess I'll give some credit to it for getting me into horror films.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    vampire shit is for gays

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its far better than twilight and zoomers seem to love that homosexualry.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not into bestiality at all, but the CGI werewolf fricking naked Sadie Frost in the graveyard scene was pretty intense.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bleh!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based blehposter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God she is incredible

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she's a legit 10/10

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really really hate this film, Keanu isn't even the worst thing in this movie. It comes off like a stage play, there is no world just locations. Winonas house, the place where the coffin is. It all feels so cheap.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It all feels so cheap.
      No, it doesn't

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with stage plays?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homie have you ever read the book?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's fricking great, holds up really well except for a few shots and visual effects. The blue flame looks like shit, it's a nice detail to put in the movie since it's in the book but ultimately wasn't needed. And the gypsy falling down the cliff during the sunset chase is terrible as well.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not as good as Dracula Untold with Luke Evans and Sarah Gadon.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    amazing, as in, causes amazement?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love the cello from the intro theme song.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the redhead getting knotted in public.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well, in the middle of a garden maze on her family's property

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My mistake. Guess this means I'm due for a rewatch.

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