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These long-form video essays are getting out of hand.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so the point of this overlong breadtube shit is just to put on in the background or to play while you sleep, right? no one is actually watching these, right?
    right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watch them earnestly, but in chunks of an hour or two. I'll probably be working on OP's picrel for a month.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        why? wtf is wrong with you?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess it's similar to the reasons people get strung out on heroin. It mostly lets me zone out while hearing about marginally interesting topics.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      assault your brain with audio you're not really interested in while playing a game you're not interested in to avoid thinking anything real.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's kinda fricked up when you put it that way.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          check out End of the Tour.
          it's about DFW if you follow Cinemaphile much but he talks explicitly about that as an idea in the film which is tt cosy and act pretty good.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's designed to keep you from thinking so that you never get anything done and never put in effort to better your life. The more depressed you are, the more you will consoom to get a dopamine hit. And the more likely you are to buy into collectivist ideologies (living for the 'greater good' rather than yourself)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's all about the layered background noise, just in case you slip out of one layer. Every now and then Gordon Ramsay or Nic Cage comes howling out of the 2nd or 3rd layer and yanks me out

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          at that point just do drugs, you'll have more fun

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he thinks the people doing this aren't on drugs
            Every zoomer I know smokes weed and nicotine all day every day. They are so fried and adhd that even with all the drugs the only way they can feel anything is by extreme overstimulation.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i smoke weed ya

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he thinks the people doing this aren't on drugs
            Every zoomer I know smokes weed and nicotine all day every day. They are so fried and adhd that even with all the drugs the only way they can feel anything is by extreme overstimulation.

            lol i am chronic pothead but I'm 34. Just lonely and bored

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What, you don't go 2 days without sleep to marathon 40 hour youtube videos?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think Quinton is part of Breadtube since Lindsay Ellis tried to cancel him

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are the odds that there are two beverly hillbilly posts in one day? How much of Cinemaphile has actually seen this show?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was on Nickelodeon every night back in the day. Nick at Nite used to be more than Friends reruns you know.
      >Beverly Hillbillies
      >Happy Days
      >Laverne and Shirley
      >The Jefferson’s
      >Taxi
      >The Brady Bunch
      >All in the Family
      >Bewitched
      Millennials knew these shows if they were up at night and had a limited selection to watch

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nick at Nite runs Friends now
        What the FRICK. Nick at Nite is only for OLD shows.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh anon.
          First time I watched Nick at Nite was for that one Robin Williams sitcom I forgot the name.
          To think that show was as old then as Friends is now.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mork and Mindy?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I grew up watching it and other shows from that era on TV Land.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I randomly watched the first dozen or so episodes a couple weeks ago kn my second monitor while gaming

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just listen to music, you stupid fricking zoomer.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's nothing to have the stereo going while grinding something monotonous in a game and watching shows. It's not so much a generational thing. In the 90s it wasn't uncommon to have two tvs in your living room to watch one while you game on the other. Meanwhile a zoomer I work with can't read a book with instrumental music playing.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >In the 90s it wasn't uncommon to have two tvs in your living room
            Yes it fricking was, you moron. Most people didn't have 2 TVs in their entire house, or if they did one was a shitty old set put in the basement or kid's play room for video games. Having 2 TVs side by side was fricking unheard of, and I'm speaking as someone who personally had dual CRT monitors on his PC in 2005. We STILL didn't have 2 TVs in a single room, let alone side by side.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I guess I can only speak about where I live and not whatever favela you hotwired your family's tv to the grid in

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Either you're a larping zoomer who thinks movies are real life or you grew up in Ritchie Rich wealth. Either way you clearly have no idea what life was like for the typical middle class American family. I didn't even grow up poor, by the time I was a teenager we had a computer in every bedroom and multiple TVs, but each TV went in its own room for its own purpose. Never in my life have I seen someone with two TVs side by side in their living room for simultaneous use.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                kek I grew up poor in canada. What do you think people bought their first tv in the 40s and that was it until flatscreens? Maybe your family threw out their set every time they upgraded but that would be weird as frick. It was also extremely common to have a tv in your kitchen as well.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Maybe your family threw out their set every time they upgraded but that would be weird as frick.
                Try reading my post before responding with your spastic drivel:

                Either you're a larping zoomer who thinks movies are real life or you grew up in Ritchie Rich wealth. Either way you clearly have no idea what life was like for the typical middle class American family. I didn't even grow up poor, by the time I was a teenager we had a computer in every bedroom and multiple TVs, but each TV went in its own room for its own purpose. Never in my life have I seen someone with two TVs side by side in their living room for simultaneous use.

                >multiple TVs, but each TV went in its own room for its own purpose.
                Yes, people upgraded their TVs (FAR less frequently than today, we had 3 TVs total from 1980 to 2010) but no, people did NOT set up the old TV side by side with the new TV and use them simultaneously. The old TV would go to a kid's room or the basement or some other room and be used as a secondary set for TV, movies, and/or video games.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he never played nintendo on the "kids tv" with the sound down because the adults are watching star trek
                I guess it's probably a white trash thing. For me, and others I know, we we weren't allowed to have tvs in our bedrooms because "we'd stay in our room all day and ignore the family". I believe that you've never seen a setup like that, but stop and think. Is it REALLY that unimaginable that a lot of people lived that way?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he never played nintendo on the "kids tv" with the sound down because the adults are watching star trek
                Why would I need to turn the sound down when the Nintendo TV was in the basement and the family TV was in the living room? But when you describe it like that it makes a lot more sense, but even then I'm imagining the TVs being set up on different sides of the room and not side-by-side for simultaneous use.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's easy to forget just how ubiquitous tvs were before smart phones. You might have one in the garage, security guards would have a small set in their booth to pass the time. Diners/bars, corner stores. I would say the majority of people had the tv going when they used their pcs

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                everyone owns like 3 tvs minimum, Jorge

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Looks comfy, honestly. If it had actual AC I'd live there.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              At one point our family had a new TV on top the old one because it was one of those big ass wood ones from my grandma's house.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You were dirt poor and strangely, I don't feel sorry for you because the world would be a better place if we'd grown up without TVs. If you were middle class back then, you'd have 2, 3, or even 4 TVs. Dads would have those tiny ones for the garage while they worked on stuff, mom might have one in the kitchen, most kids whose parents made above $20k a year had TVs in their bedroom, if they were over the age of maybe 10. In fact, it was part of growing up that you'd get a TV of your own by that point.

              Either you're a larping zoomer who thinks movies are real life or you grew up in Ritchie Rich wealth. Either way you clearly have no idea what life was like for the typical middle class American family. I didn't even grow up poor, by the time I was a teenager we had a computer in every bedroom and multiple TVs, but each TV went in its own room for its own purpose. Never in my life have I seen someone with two TVs side by side in their living room for simultaneous use.

              Oh you're just a stupid Black person who never figured out that you could unplug a TV and move it. Or you and your dad were too fat and lazy to lift it lol.
              >Never in my life have I seen someone with two TVs side by side in their living room for simultaneous use
              Then you just never had the brain capacity to put 2 and 2 together. People put TVs next to their PCs all the time in order to watch shit while waiting a 1000 years for a download. Kids wouldn't want to miss a specific cartoon so they'd put it on while waiting, and play some easy racing game or RPG.

              >Maybe your family threw out their set every time they upgraded but that would be weird as frick.
              Try reading my post before responding with your spastic drivel:
              [...]
              >multiple TVs, but each TV went in its own room for its own purpose.
              Yes, people upgraded their TVs (FAR less frequently than today, we had 3 TVs total from 1980 to 2010) but no, people did NOT set up the old TV side by side with the new TV and use them simultaneously. The old TV would go to a kid's room or the basement or some other room and be used as a secondary set for TV, movies, and/or video games.

              moron, you said
              >Most people didn't have 2 TVs in their entire house
              Which is it? People didn't have multiple TVs, or they had a bunch but kept them separated?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Which is it? People didn't have multiple TVs, or they had a bunch but kept them separated?
                Try reading the full sentence:
                >Most people didn't have 2 TVs in their entire house, or if they did one was a shitty old set put in the basement or kid's play room for video games.
                Do you understand what "most people" means? Hint: It doesn't mean all people.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whenever a spergout gets to the pendantic grasping phase, I like to ask the anon;
                1 do you remember your original point?
                2 why do you feel so strongly about it?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was already talked about as a rising issue in the 90s; they called it "information overload". Now it's just accepted as normal behaviour.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >In the 90s it wasn't uncommon to have two tvs in your living room to watch one while you game on the other.
            Yeah this definitely sounds like a "global south" thing for people who grew up with 12 family members in a tiny hut. As for me and everyone I knew who grew up in a big house, we had the newest TV in the living room, and the older TV in the basement where I played PS1/N64 and watched late night cable breasts.
            Not sure how you were gaming while your uncle watched the Ungu Bungu show in the same sole room of your shack, but white people don't know that feel.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've wanted to pillow the blonde girl since I was a kid

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quinton is a homosexual.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Beverly Hillbillies deserve every second of it

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the people who make these videos are sickos

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The "people" that give them views are more subhuman. TV-watching gambler types.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        These morons just need background noise to function.
        It's way binging shows became a thing.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >binging shows
          >background noise
          If it's on in the background, you're not binging it. Bingewatching was always about watching lots of episodes back to back while paying full attention.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Marathoning and binging doesn't mean anything anymore. Just paying attention to a 15 minute short is impossible for the zooms.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    TECHNOLOGICAL SLAVERY

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of social anxiety/stimulant wienertail does a thing like this require?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >listening this guy commentate over every scene from a 60 year old show for 38 hours instead of just watching the show

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The video isn't Quentin its his dad. Which is just a boomer version of him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The video isn't Quentin its his dad. Which is just a boomer version of him

      Also Quentin's dad talks about the broader Beverly Hillbillies cinematic universe with Petticoat Junction. Green Acres is being saved for a 15 hour continuation coming on Father's Day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a punchable cuckface
      why do you maggots watch his shit?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HAHA HERE THEY HAVE DANCING, MOVIES AND ROCK MUSIC
      >I'D RATHER BE SHOOTING VARMINTS AND RIDIN HORSES
      repeat for 270 episodes

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watching a thousand 10 minute videos good

    >watching a several hour long video in segments BAD

    learn moderation you miserable homosexuals

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >10 minute
      That's the upper limit of a pre-google youtube video's length. Those are the only ones worth watching. Most are only a few minutes long.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how much do these video essayists make on average anyway? Ill talk random bullshit for hours if it means not having to repair refinery machines

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not nearly enough. This one is clearly just memes.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    and i miss this lil homie like you wouldn't believe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >says she's leaving
      >Pearl shouts that she's gonna use the stove
      >granny turns into the Flash to get her ass
      Pure kino.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much does the gay who made the OP video seethe about Granny being an open Confederate?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I scrolled through some of it and it was just a summary of the series. In the bits I saw there was no actual commentary on the show or critique of it. Why would anyone make this? Why would anyone watch it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anti-social anxiety avoidance. When gen Z thinks, they kill themselves.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        But why not actually watch the show then?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because it feels like you're watching it with a friend

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because it feels like you're watching it with a friend

          For me, it's because I get all the content of the show in a more abridged form plus lots of historical context and trivia all in one place.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Punchline to Quinton mentioning his dad was doing a Hillbillies rewatch while he was doing his Nickelodeon shit.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll bet every single dollar I have to my name Quinton is a pedo and cannot wait until he gets outted for it one day.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what? no way

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow
        He already looked like he smelled like absolute shit years ago when he put in some effort into getting a haircut and shaving. Now he looks like he reeks of absolute ass and pickled dick cheese

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why X is le underrated masterpiece
    >The narrative brilliance of X
    >X is better than you remember

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers really be like YOOOOO IM GLAD I GREW UP POOR AND CONSOOMED VHS SLOP AND SHIT

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still, the best absurdly long videoessay I've listened to where the guy talks about a singular TF2 map for 24 hours.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quinton Reviews' existence is a perpetual self-defense situation.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just got to the part where Quinton's mom watches an episode of Petticoat Junction with Quinton's dad
    Cute.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    COME AND LISTEN TO MY STORY ABOUT A MAN NAMED JED

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch a bit of the video
    >it's just him explaining the plot in detail
    At least those AI generated movie recap videos are less than 10 minutes long. Who actually watches this shit? Fricking unbelievable.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    andy griffith show is better

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cringe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      THIS

      cringe

      kys

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    people itt are complaining about zoomers but old people run the television all day every day. 38 hours of commentary about a golden oldie is targeted at them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      quinton is a zoomer

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        its his dad talking about the show. know your place

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >implying i ever clicked on the video
          if his boomer dad is talking about it then its for other boomers

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I never implied you did. don't make me do a power move

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    From what I can see the entire series is 114 hours total, so you could watch through exactly a third of it in the time it would take to watch this video

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just slowly describe every episode in agonizing detail, bro
    Just watch the first couple seasons, you'll save time.

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