>Morinth gets one email and a renamed generic enemy in the 3rd game
First you can't hatefrick Miranda as Femshep and then you don't even get your sexy space vampire lesbian? Frick Bioware. Being Femshep was suffering.
m8 we get it, you don't know how to self-insert into an rpg character, because you're an NPC with no inner monologue, it's fine, you're doing fine, stare at the pixel ass and just romance some big dude and get fricked 🙂
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Its pretty crazy how they got away with making Ashley look like that in three. Her model is horrible and looks like one of those horny mods that just turns all the female characters in fetish porn characters.
Shepard was a literal who screeching about an alien threat and offering no proof. This was at the time when humans were rapidly expanding throughout the galaxy. If I was him, I would have dismissed Shep's ramblings as a paranoid attempt for humans to gain more power.
It's pretty lame to sacrifice Ashley though. Both character and gameplay-wise, she shits all over that other cuck who is about as interesting as wet toast.
Bioware doesn't give a shit about YOUR canon. They never have. In Dragon Age Origins, Wynne was my best friend and loyal companion. In DA2, she was a complete b***h who hated my guts for no reason.
both Kaidan and Ashley suck. Kaidan doesn't stop b***hing and Ashley is boring as hell. "Muh sister had a bad boyfriend" shut the frick up b***h, who cares
>Virmire survivor >Kaiden
Not even once.
Kirahee already has all his Salarian STG infiltrators, he doesn't need any more tech skills or biotics for his diversionary attack. Ashley 1) can bounce Geth rockets off her breasts with Immunity 2) has a collection of racial slurs that would savage the psyche of even the most inanimate, two-legged flashlight. So there's your mission assignments; Catholic, space Fascist commits the hate crimes while the Canadian babysits the nuke.
Shepard's second choice is equally simple. Noboby can escape while the AAA tower is up, the tower can't move, and everyone knows where it is. Shepard going to the tower pulls Saren and his goons away from the bomb improving the odds of the mission's success and lets you evacuate what's left of the STG when you link up with the decoy group.
Ashley lives because she's tougher and more bigotted than anybody not-named Wrex.
It's science.
I don't think you can adapt ME even as a long running series.
Take the crew and do a side story that takes place between 2/3 or 1/3. Really make it about the characters and it'll print money.
>then how come you think ashely in the OP is femshep
Where the FRICK did I say that, you idjeet? I was lamenting the fact that the series will feature a femshep.
i don't know anyone who played male shepard
sounds like a lot of Black person homosexuals in this thread who weren't even born when the first game came out
hale va > meer va
You KNOW the show would have FemShep
You KNOW she would be black
You KNOW she would be gay for Liara (also played by a BIPOC actress)
You KNOW they'd pick the worst ending green
Do you guys think Keith David and Yvonne Strahovski could still do their roles, are they too old now? Martin Sheen could still totally do it though, Illusive Man just sits in a chair all day.
As a character it's a fricking moronic choice, but I still love bimbo Ashley.
How does Keith David look these days? Yvonne is probably too old, she's gotta be 40-something today.
Miranda's 35-years old but biologically in her 20s or some shit.
femshep players need to be shot. first, they're obnoxious. second, they're coomer weirdos. third, they see nothing wrong with shepard, an apex supersoldier, being a woman despite the frail physiology
Cast her
philosophytube
that's a man
So is ME3 Ashley.
What? Eggsbalin right naw Black person
How is that not a mans face??? Come the frick on.
It isn't. You're just a porn addict.
Gina Carano
that's it.
>It's simple. We eat the Reapers
Taraji P Henderson
Ashley Williams
Imagine if they had cast this beauty as the blue fairy instead of some bald ugly Black person
Sarah Bronzerman?
It's actually Sarah Bronzermam!
Sochee obviously
Blaire White
Jessica Jaymes
it would be a femshep protag and therefore ruined
FemShep is actually based. But yeah, they would fricking ruin her character.
>FemShep is actually based.
YWNBAW sorry bro
You played as Femshep you absolute homosexual troony gay queer?
>FemShep is actually based
Literally how? She's just a female-skin over Sheperd. You're just a coomer, bro.
>You're just a coomer
*high test male
troony homosexual
>MUH JENNIFER HALE IS THE GODDESS OF VOICE ACTING THATS WHY I PLAY FEMALE
She's nothing special. This meme was always a moronic cope.
will the asaris be penised?
FemShep was a way better voice actress plus I jerked off many a time to her being controlled by Morinth
That was only true in the first game. By ME2 Mark Meer was streets ahead of Jennifer Hale.
>Morinth gets one email and a renamed generic enemy in the 3rd game
First you can't hatefrick Miranda as Femshep and then you don't even get your sexy space vampire lesbian? Frick Bioware. Being Femshep was suffering.
>Femshep
Femshep autism was seriously cringe. A genuine nugget of the early 10s.
anal sex slave
>FemShep is actually based.
I knew I'd trigger the homos.
>autogynephile
>rollplays as a woman
>calls others homos
classic
>playing a woman means you want to be one
troony logic, rope yourself.
Yes playing a woman when there's a hero you can choose to play as means that you're an autogynephile and a troony in the making.
>Spends hundreds of hours staring at a man's ass
m8 we get it, you don't know how to self-insert into an rpg character, because you're an NPC with no inner monologue, it's fine, you're doing fine, stare at the pixel ass and just romance some big dude and get fricked 🙂
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I dont watch tv on a projector.
More troony logic.
that's starting look a but lgbtq-y
trying a little too hard there anon
femshep is pure, not a glammed up prostitute
I wanted to frick most females on ME(except the last one) games will I want to frick most of the females in the TV show?
Boycott Max. They’re actively participating in white genocide.
Best girl
/ourblueberry/
thats one thing ive never understood. they could have had started the ME3 without the whole "cloned" plot
Best girl is Tali, not that fat blue piece of shit
Frick off, clanless.
Close.
Too OP
>Her VA is Billie Eilish's mom.
The weak should fear the strong.
Realistically, is a ME series doable?
>Tempest
The worst ship. No weapons because made by [current year] Bioware.
Boycott
Its pretty crazy how they got away with making Ashley look like that in three. Her model is horrible and looks like one of those horny mods that just turns all the female characters in fetish porn characters.
If you wanted to frick williams in ME3 you had to become the most pathetic simp-cuck of the universe to unlock the frick
I completed the Legendary Collection on Steam with all but 3 achievements. I'm here to kill Reapers, poon is a distraction.
>I'm here to kill Reapers
Okay schizo. You go have fun chasaing """reapers""" and I'll stick to the real problem: Batarians.
>real problem: Batarians.
>not the krogans
ngmi
>krogans
Space Ns
Kek, I couldn't hate this guy, he really didn't give a single frick about Shepard or Reapers and he didn't hide it.
Shepard was a literal who screeching about an alien threat and offering no proof. This was at the time when humans were rapidly expanding throughout the galaxy. If I was him, I would have dismissed Shep's ramblings as a paranoid attempt for humans to gain more power.
I 100% achievement the first game on xbox360.
sit down, be humble.
If I don't romance her, I leave her on Virmire. I'm not fond of seeing James talk to her in ME3.
It's pretty lame to sacrifice Ashley though. Both character and gameplay-wise, she shits all over that other cuck who is about as interesting as wet toast.
Kaidan was my husbandfu but he was a huge prick for no reason in ME3 so I regretted it.
Bioware doesn't give a shit about YOUR canon. They never have. In Dragon Age Origins, Wynne was my best friend and loyal companion. In DA2, she was a complete b***h who hated my guts for no reason.
Kaidan was the worst character, he was such a whiny homosexual.
I immediately disliked him because he had the same VA as Carth from Knights of the Old Republic
>be femshep
>romance the blueberry
>kaidan spergs the frick out over it
choosing ashley was an easy choice for me at the time
Ashley will always be the best girl, despite Bioware's attempt to rewrite the character.
both Kaidan and Ashley suck. Kaidan doesn't stop b***hing and Ashley is boring as hell. "Muh sister had a bad boyfriend" shut the frick up b***h, who cares
Sentinels were a joke of a class throughout the whole series. Soldiers were OP in ME1.
The combat in the first game was complete ass so it had no bearing on my decisions
>Virmire survivor
>Kaiden
Not even once.
Kirahee already has all his Salarian STG infiltrators, he doesn't need any more tech skills or biotics for his diversionary attack. Ashley 1) can bounce Geth rockets off her breasts with Immunity 2) has a collection of racial slurs that would savage the psyche of even the most inanimate, two-legged flashlight. So there's your mission assignments; Catholic, space Fascist commits the hate crimes while the Canadian babysits the nuke.
Shepard's second choice is equally simple. Noboby can escape while the AAA tower is up, the tower can't move, and everyone knows where it is. Shepard going to the tower pulls Saren and his goons away from the bomb improving the odds of the mission's success and lets you evacuate what's left of the STG when you link up with the decoy group.
Ashley lives because she's tougher and more bigotted than anybody not-named Wrex.
It's science.
Boycott Max
This was the only time a character was actually whitewashed and it was disgusting what they did to my Afro-Latina QT.
A single season can adapt one game as long as they don't waste time on nonsense that doesn't matter.
I don't think you can adapt ME even as a long running series.
Take the crew and do a side story that takes place between 2/3 or 1/3. Really make it about the characters and it'll print money.
>Femshep
Frick you fricking israelites in Hollywood and your PC shit. Frick you for ruining one of my favorite series.
>Femshep
try playing the games first before you post cringe like this homosexual
Shut the FRICK up phaggot. I've replayed the entire series, dozens of times. Don't @ me you nincompoop
then how come you think ashely in the OP is femshep you absolute Black persongayot troony
>then how come you think ashely in the OP is femshep
Where the FRICK did I say that, you idjeet? I was lamenting the fact that the series will feature a femshep.
backtracking
I backtracked your mums cheeks last night, phaggot
Idris Elba
i don't know anyone who played male shepard
sounds like a lot of Black person homosexuals in this thread who weren't even born when the first game came out
hale va > meer va
Based take! If I'm gonna look at ass for 12 hours, I want it to be sexy woman ass, not male shep farting toxic gas.
I did as a self insert. This homie likes to play as a girl.
Same, even made Shep look like me. Imagine not self-inserting in a game about saving the galaxy and sexing aliens.
Hale is so phoned in in 3 that Meer's is better.
Really ponder that level of 'just cashing a check' Hale had to be on for that to be true.
That slightly whispered tough girl voice she constantly does is like biting into a sponge for me.
You KNOW the show would have FemShep
You KNOW she would be black
You KNOW she would be gay for Liara (also played by a BIPOC actress)
You KNOW they'd pick the worst ending green
Do you guys think Keith David and Yvonne Strahovski could still do their roles, are they too old now? Martin Sheen could still totally do it though, Illusive Man just sits in a chair all day.
As a character it's a fricking moronic choice, but I still love bimbo Ashley.
How does Keith David look these days? Yvonne is probably too old, she's gotta be 40-something today.
Miranda's 35-years old but biologically in her 20s or some shit.
its too bad Angela White is a pornstar because she IS Miranda.
What might be fun is if they went through the games plot and just chose random stuff so you never know if he would choose evil or good.
Femsheps are batarian frickers, batarian killing as sheploo is how god intended it.
Jensen Ackles as Shepard.
femshep players need to be shot. first, they're obnoxious. second, they're coomer weirdos. third, they see nothing wrong with shepard, an apex supersoldier, being a woman despite the frail physiology