>520k Friday opening. >Won't make the already terrible 3mil estimate for the weekend

>520k Friday opening
>Won't make the already terrible 3mil estimate for the weekend
>Doing worse than The Book of Clarence
How did this happen to us my fellow magical Black folks?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't make it magical

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you know what the most dangerous thing in the world is?
    >the white man
    Woww, thanks homie, didnt know you thought of me like that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this shit and the "colonizer" insult are part of some weird new version of white supremacy, perpetrated by people who claim to hate whites. it's fricking weird.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sorry israelite, you're not making me like this slop

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >who claim to hate whites
        never ask an anti-white PoC activist what color her bf is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      honestly, i wish they would acknowledge this not as a joke, but as a simple fact
      whites conquered the world in part because we felt like expanding our access to cooking ingredients
      it wasn’t that we were starving, or didn’t have developed cuisine with just what we could access locally
      we just wanted more
      so we killed anyone who got in our way of setting up supply lanes
      and besides that, whites got so good at killing european fauna, we ran out of predators. so we started killing each other for the fun of it. hundred year long war? sure, why not, keeps the blood flowing.
      other races should be terrified of us, because we are the most well adapted pool of humans for slaughtering other humans when we get bored of building civilizations peacefully

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >we
        Wow, you did all that?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >you didn't do anything
          >you personally oppressed me historically
          make up your damn mind you whiny b***h

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, dumbass homie tyrone invented the blues? Not for no reason that it only bothers you people when white kids do that shit, I wonder if nonwhites know that they don’t actually have beliefs or if insecurity and lack of self-awareness has you too immersed in the larp.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Didn't live as a slave or when there was apartheid
          Well no reparayshuns for you mah boy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cute skunk

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's a boy.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As a whiteboi, I would go see this if it had a sense of humor, rather than a message of frick whitey.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a black movie. All of them are just about seething over whitey. They have literally nothing else to say.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't it more a satire of Hollywood cliches?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Isn't it more a satire
          Why would you think that? There's no punchline to any of their overt racism. There's no joke. The racism IS the joke. The 'White Tears' meter IS the joke to them. It's not satire.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It just sounds like a joke. There's this Hollywood stereotype of the "Magical Black", a wise, mystical black character like John Coffey or Bagger Vance. A literal organization of those characters who actually call themselves magical Blacks sounds meta and comic.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Good for you. Go watch it then, and go buy 2.8 million tickets, marketer.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              if you watched anything related to it you'd see that the stereotype youre referring to has nothing to do with the plot of the movie

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There's a plot?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That's what it's referencing. Bold of you to think they're intelligent enough to actually satirize it, though.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Hopefully it's bad enough that they destroy the magic Black trope forever

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That trope has already been long gone. People learned quite some time ago that Black folks are not in fact magical. Very much the opposite, I'm afraid

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >John Coffey
              The whole point of his character is that he's dumb as shit and only has the power to equivalent exchange injuries. He's not a wise miracle worker. He's basically Lennie Small with alchemy powers.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >meta
              gay
              Also, go back.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Bagger Vance
              That movie is great. Pure white man kino. Also it's not racist, it's based on the Bhagavad Gita. Bagger is Krishna and Junuh is Ajuna (see what they did there?).

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The magic Black is in everything now.

              Hacker? Magic Black.
              Police Chief? Magic Black.
              Scientist? Magic Black.
              Politician? Magic Black.

              They never reflect the reality of real blacks in movies and television, they idea is to indoctrinate middle class whites that live in black free areas into thinking that blacks are wholly equal to whites, hell they're actually better than whites.

              They're never corrupt, they're always uber intelligent and they never make mistakes.

              That's what the magic Black is.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You'd think so wouldn't you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They seethe over the cliches as being racist vehicles for oppressing minorities, rather than being funny observations grounded in reality.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It can be more than one thing ya mong

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they hate us cause they aint us

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i'm okay with movies seething over whitey as long as they have something fun to watch, like gratuitous violence or pam grier's breasts

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you fricking kidding me? Blacks have a very rich culture that also includes stealing, rioting, murder, a lack of empathy, and being a overall detriment to society.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have read reviews that were mad about the movie not being racist enough towards whites

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would have watched it if it were a full length movie of the Key and Peele sketch idea

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Like it doesn't have to be Pootie Tang or Black Dynamite or whatever, it's just everything is so fricking... monotone.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ayy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      According to the critics, its too pro-white.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because sadly magic is fake and Black folk are real.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I bet this would have been hilarious if it were made in the mid 2000s and had like the Wayan Bros writing/acting for it. This is just kill all whypeepo shit.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's the budget though, and is it getting a wider release later? Nearly 3 million isn't that bad on a micro budget.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's been released in over 1000 theatres. I can't find the budget anywhere but I don't think it was micro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Micro budget movies don't get nationwide releases of 1000+ theaters.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My brother, "they" probably spent a hundred million dollars on this crapfilm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The marketing for this has been pretty strong, I don't think it's a micro budget

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno about microbudget but it's telling budget data isn't available. The wiki said it was funded by a grant, so maybe it was gov't and grant money that funded it, like a PBS production.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        anon, we all know ~~*who*~~ funded it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was funded by vanguard and blackrock so the budget doesn’t matter

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't the twist that all the white women have their own society of supporting wives and girlfriends?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >One ticket for the Black movie, please!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Sorry Robert... I meant coloured.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The coloured society of mystical Black folks?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No such movie boss. Say the title properly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You heard me boy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >haha wow anon you actually said it
      >you've got some real nerve homie, here have a large cornbread on the house

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >magical Blacks
    You mean like witch doctors?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd watch that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Where's the moroccan kid who joined them?
        please post it if you have it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            why didn't he have a t-shirt?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              hes moroccan as per his scarf and nafri face, he was just a spectator w assigned seating

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        COME ON YOU MOROCCANS
        SCORE SOME FRICKIN GOALS

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody is going to a movie theatre and asking for a ticket to this movie. Even if you don’t say the word, you are still being handed a ticket that says Black on it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody is going because they're over the black pity parade in films. Including black people

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nah i saw the black reaction to the trailer on tiktok they were mad at the premise that there's a secret society of Blacks that exist to serve whitey. the whole tv trope thing was completely lost on them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty easy to buy a ticket online these days and get your phone scanned at the door. You could see this without saying "Black".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > you are still being handed a ticket that says Black on it
      In other words, an N word pass?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Another movie about how evil white people are.
    >Director is the most lightskinned "black" person to ever exist
    Why is this always the case?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My JDAR is going wild.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      These are his parents

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine having a kid that doesn’t look like you. I will never understand race-mixers.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            this is what keeps me up at night with the dating game
            except i have yellow fever and i dont want a tenda or supreme gentleman son

            but i could luck out and have a dean cain son

            its honestly a coin flip

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I don’t know, Whites and Asians can mix pretty well and the kid can look pretty European, enough to see yourself in them anyway. Breeding with a black will only ever get you an offensive looking mutt.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Mixing with asians can also get you some kid who looks like an extra on sesame street.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                lol thats a straight up lie asian white mixes dont always look bad but they definitely do not look european

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Can I come in too, mommy?
          >Sorry son, Whites only.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why is it when it's WFBM they always look like cave trolls whereas WMBF they always look like models?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the affects of sexual market value combined with hypergamy and racial dynamics, as well as the variance between the genders attraction preferences

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          because usually thin, educate black women when they do intermarry date educated and normal looking white guys
          when white women date black guys, theyre usually uggos, fat and or inbred which carries over, not withstanding that the physical traits of the black male (since its usually 99% of the time the black male is 'marrying up' in their own intersectional situations)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          True. Ella's mum got fricking bleached.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        his parents are a women (male) and a black dwarf
        no wonder he ended up making a woke movie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        straight t4t

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >be white
        >marry a black person
        >have their kid
        >raise the child and love them
        >the kid grows up to hate you and half his ancestry
        Why though?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          moronic that's why

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ms. Doubtfire looking ass!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        doubt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He hates his own existence and has to blame somebody for it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the anti White shit you see is very liberal academic (israeli) etc in origin so most "people" that subscribe to it are 102 iq college grads instead of 80 iq charcoal black Black folk. of course it's spread rapidly among young people via tiktok etc but the people directing movies and shit are a little older and probably didn't learn it from tumblr.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        TF? This kind of anti white shit is literally nation of Islam tier shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because America's One Drop Rule means that you must automatically exclude your white side of the family when mixed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Most individuals who have less than 28% African ancestry identify as European American, rather than as African American
        https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4289685/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks italian to me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dis homie zesty

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      JUDEN ALERT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >light skinned black man
      Uhhhhhh... that my friend is a hebrew

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Half-castes have a giant chip on their shoulder because they never get fully accepted by either whites or blacks, while also carrying the chip non-African blacks have because they will never be accepted by actual Africans.
      Their entire existence revolves around seething.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They made a movie so bad that even I wouldn’t go to see it simply based on me saying “can I get a ticket to the Black movie”

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like a timid little homosexual

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its a shit movie. A buddy of mine works in one of the theaters showing this. He says the entire thing portrays whites as some feral race that needs to be constantly assured and appeased so blacks don't feel their fury. The "society" in the movie uses magic to appease the evil white people. The new guy they bring in basically breaks the system and destroys their magic by not wanting to appease whites. Of course there is also a cuck angle with an asian girl and white guy who he's suppose to help

    To top it off the movie ends with the asian girl turning out to be a member of another magical "society" for women appeasing men, so the feminist bullshit is added at the last second. All around its a shitshow

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The whole thing is pretty funny to me as an Asian. When I'm out at night I don't look over my shoulder checking for feral whites let's put it that way

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        #
        Kek, it’s true. Nobody has ever walked down the street at night and thought “Oh, thank god! Black people are here!”

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you should!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >knock out game
          >white teen gangs

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            its on the tv, the tv never lied to me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >knockout gang
          >white

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Some israeli director says it's true so it must be all those "evil white gangs made up of young white males."

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Some israeli director says it's true so it must be all those "evil white gangs made up of young white males."

          yep, this trope must be true, i mean, NYC started using the national guard for the subway, right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >All your relationships are fake and they're just trying to stop you from killing everyone
      Yeah thanks Hollywood

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >To top it off the movie ends with the asian girl turning out to be a member of another magical "society" for women appeasing men, so the feminist bullshit is added at the last second. All around its a shitshow
      I bet they felt so fricking clever with this bit. I can just see how smug someone writing that be like "yeah, that's a good fricking hook like Marvel. show's we're even more progressive, aren't 'punching down' on women or other minorities, and still get to show up wytie"

      cant wait til this hits WEBDL so some anon can cut bits from it into webms or at least this part I get to see on youtube

      also, anyone know how much this shit cost? i guess either it wasnt added or it's being censored on BoxOfficeMojo for its budget

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >To top it off the movie ends with the asian girl turning out to be a member of another magical "society" for women appeasing men, so the feminist bullshit is added at the last second. All around its a shitshow
      I bet they felt so fricking clever with this bit. I can just see how smug someone writing that be like "yeah, that's a good fricking hook like Marvel. show's we're even more progressive, aren't 'punching down' on women or other minorities, and still get to show up wytie"

      cant wait til this hits WEBDL so some anon can cut bits from it into webms or at least this part I get to see on youtube

      also, anyone know how much this shit cost? i guess either it wasnt added or it's being censored on BoxOfficeMojo for its budget

      LMAO ITS TRUE!!!
      >However, in the last scene, Lizzie goes into a hairstylist and takes a secret entrance to visit her own Society: "SOSWAG", or "Society of Supportive Wives and Girlfriends".

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_American_Society_of_Magical_Black folks

      ITS FRICKING TRUE!
      >SOSWAG
      >Society of Supportive Wives and Girlfriends
      lol
      lmao

      also, check this out, this is gold:
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_American_Society_of_Magical_Black folks
      >Thanks for the corporate lesson, User:Hubertgrove. I note that the article in question cites comments by "many commentators"--which quickly turn out to be social media comments by outlets like "conservative social media account MythinformedMKE", best known for spreading lies about queer theory and Black scholars, and *surprise* a conspiracy theory about how academia is structurally racist: against white people. How reliable Fox News is on this topic (the article is really bad, just read it) depends on which row you think this article fits in, "Politics and news" or not: see WP:RSP. "Mainstream"--this article presents only opinions by disgruntled social media characters from one particular side of the spectrum. Drmies (talk) 18:05, 20 December 2023 (UTC)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        reading arguments by Wikipedia editors makes me feel so much better about time wasted on Cinemaphile holy frick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >SOSWAG
        >Society of Supportive Wives and Girlfriends
        it's call tiktok in our world

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jfc I'm not sure I would have been able to come up with a more annoying ending if you set me the task.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the feminist bullshit is added at the last second
      ahhh i was wondering why blacks hated it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >whites as some feral race
      Was the movie produced by Tariq himself?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Justice Smith isn't getting rammed by giant white men so no

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not enough gay sex for Tariq

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, just another Donald Glover/Juicy sMullet clone. I think they're trying to make another effeminate non-threatening light skinned homie popular because Glover is aged out of the role and Juicy is a ruined brand.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Any examples of what white people could do if not appeased?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is amazing. The art style looks like the unhinged shit from the 30's like Stardust

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it's a comic on the Yakub myth that Malcolm X used to believe when he was part of the Nation of Islam. Frankly whites manage to still come out cooler as the creation of a evil black super scientist.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >That bottom right panel
            Did Tariq draw this?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              >The white men are musclebound killing machines with chiseled jaws
              >the blacks are tiny, effete sissies
              Did Tariq Nasheed write this?

              bussymind

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i need a source

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              https://twitter.com/smackfrank/status/1727316024163496355?lang=en

              Note, it's not entirely theologically accurate. Yakub died of old age around the time he had created Asians, he never got to witness the creation of his white race. His Tricknology followers continued his work to get that accomplished.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >around the time he had created Asians,
                I really don't understand this nation of Islam shit. Did they just ignore what the Arabs did to their black slaves or what?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Expecting blacks to know real history

                Nation of Islam just stole terms from Arabic because it sounds exotic and non-white and then made up a schizo Kang story. It had nearly nothing to do with Islam.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I ripped the it
                https://files catbox.moe/fkq943.cbz

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >The pharaoh headdress

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But I according to Yakubian lore, he died of old age before seeing his experiment into completion.
            I think he was around until the asian man was created. His devoted followers continued his eugenics experiment and eventually created the white man.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Funny enough, the creator of the comic knows this but made artistic liberty with the lore.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >mfw I see my fetish

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >one soul instinct

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Does this take place in the same world as “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs”?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's a comic on the Yakub myth that Malcolm X used to believe when he was part of the Nation of Islam. Frankly whites manage to still come out cooler as the creation of a evil black super scientist.

        >The white men are musclebound killing machines with chiseled jaws
        >the blacks are tiny, effete sissies
        Did Tariq Nasheed write this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Someone post the edit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's a comic on the Yakub myth that Malcolm X used to believe when he was part of the Nation of Islam. Frankly whites manage to still come out cooler as the creation of a evil black super scientist.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        my ancestor 🙂

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I love that Blacks had a chance to make logical lore and explain why current day whites aren't killing black children to eat their organs and instead they use that chance to keep shitting on whites.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's a comic on the Yakub myth that Malcolm X used to believe when he was part of the Nation of Islam. Frankly whites manage to still come out cooler as the creation of a evil black super scientist.

        Is it any more moronic than talking bushes, snakes, and turning water into wine via magic?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Same level of moronation, but it's far more pathetic because of the transparent seething.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it’s exponentially more moronic you fedora tipping dickhead

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          /r/ holiday cheer version

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              But why are they almost naked?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do they think white men were doing for women all that time with the clothing, feeding, sheltering and protecting them?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >be able to change reality at will
      >still weaker than whites
      The curse of Yakub

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >He says the entire thing portrays whites as some feral race that needs to be constantly assured and appeased so blacks don't feel their fury.
      Now THAT is a lot of projection lmfao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >what if avengers but twitter schizophrenia
      You just know some people involved think this shit is about to be a multibillion dollar franchise.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've noticed that the propaganda coming out of Hollywood these days has none of the subtlety of the slop from the 80s/90s/00s. The new stuff reminds me of the 'cut down the tall trees' Hutus vs Tutsis broadcasts. It's like they're testing to see how much violence they can inspire against the Whites before they get put in concentration camps.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "regression to the heeb"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >power fantasy with nogs having magical superpowers
      >only use it to appease masta'
      Bravo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >To top it off the movie ends with the asian girl turning out to be a member of another magical "society" for women appeasing men, so the feminist bullshit is added at the last second. All around its a shitshow
      lmfao that is so great

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How am I supposed to ask the mulatto ticket maid for a ticket to this movie if I even wanted to see it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its the one time you can say "I'll take a ticket to the Black movie, please" with a straight face

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    According to critics it doesn't shit on white people ENOUGH

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Too pozzed for black folk. They don't even know their target audience.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Black people watch shit like Madea not stuff like this.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be watching Grace's movie math this week just to hear her say Black folks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm calling it now, she's going to avoid saying it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Which would also be funny

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its a movie about a magic black man pining over a white woman.
    >"Why doont she want me, mannn?!" a bloobloobloobloo~~!!

    Literally no one wants to watch that- white or black.
    If they'd just made it funny/satire like 90's movies or some weird indie joint like Sorry to Bother You, this might have stood a chance at making its money back.

    But modern Hollywood has had its sense of fun lobotomized so we cant have magical things anymore.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would be funnier if it was a superhero movie about a team of black dudes, but they all have lightning powers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The Justice Society of Electro Black
      I'd be there opening night

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The American Society of Magical Black folks 2: Electric Jigaboo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >That's...my movie. Everyone wants to watch...me.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the movie wasn’t made for you whitoids

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't made for anyone apparently

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why is it that mulattos are always the ones making tortured woe-is-me stories about being black?
    They're half white. They're as much the white characters as they are the black characters.

    A real hard homie pure gorilla homie from the streets ain't making a film like that. I say give more directing/writing roles to them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because mulattoes know what the other side is like and most of them fricking hate being black. Full blacks are too stupid to realize it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because people like that are the real victims of anti-black racism
      imagine being smart and mild mannered and everyone thinks you're a unstable moron because you're black. i would probably be butthurt about it too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget black folk thinking your a race traitor for not speaking ebonics and having a high school education.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Dis homie reading !

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >your

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't help that Justice Smith has the charisma and acting ability of a damp cloth. He isn't good in films in general, let alone as a lead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Has he ever been the lead in a successful film ?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if they'd done it as an actual satire like American Fiction it might of worked, but the trailer outs it as a romantic comedy. it has no audience.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ...has Robert been our magical Black this whole time?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >grilling in the front yard
      ?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Makes your neighbors seethe. They see you living it up, grilling for your family and friends. Then you eat on the front porch while laughing and enjoying yourselves. Or you plate the goods and bring it inside to eat in the dinning room

        Either way the smell wafts over the entire street making the mouths of everyone water

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >We need to use our peaceful magic Black powers to keep da white man docile
    >Haitians are literally eating each other right now
    Blacks really do live in a different reality don't they?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you guys told me critics always push woke anti-white movies...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's because it was anti white in a way that made the blacks look like pathetic cucks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This just means the marketing budget didn't include enough for reviewer "fees".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That fricking consensus
      >Its a good idea to shit on white people, but the movie doesn't go hard enough

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The reviews are literally "its not woke enough", check it yourself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The reviews are literally "its not woke enough", check it yourself

      That fricking consensus
      >Its a good idea to shit on white people, but the movie doesn't go hard enough

      It's an election year movie of course people will get mad when there isn't enough propaganda.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you read their reviews, the critics are angry it wasn't anti-white enough.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Critics are almost all israelites so of course their israeli racial supremacism calls for attacking whites. They are committing a genocide right now and need more divide and conquer propaganda to divide the goyim.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't anti-White enough for the critics tastes.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it seems their magical ability (crying racism to manipulate whitey) is dwindling

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why are they magical?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      purely socio-economic reasons anon

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    in the movie, do they make a joke about the name? like surely theres a scene where a character looks into the camera and calls out the white audience for having to say the word "Black folks" in order to buy tickets

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >and calls out the white audience
      The what?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it was in the trailer about updating the language.
      Surprise, people care more about the cost of living crisis. Hating random whites isn't a priority anymore

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >white people are hapless fools who need black aid
    >black people are servants of white people
    >based on a tv trope that died decades ago
    who was this movie made for?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      memes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Self-important liberals and extremely mentally ill quadroons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was made for black people. They idea is they're suppose to laugh along. Its a free pass to shit on white people

      Black people would rather go see Dune and Kung Fu Panda instead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The director. Justice Smith being cast as the lead when the director looks like this

      >Another movie about how evil white people are.
      >Director is the most lightskinned "black" person to ever exist
      Why is this always the case?

      just proves it's some self-insert fantasy.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Go up to the counter
    >"ONE TICKET TO MAGIC Black folk PLEASE"
    Do you think I could get away with this? I might go see it just to do this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely since it's probably going to be a ghost town

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"Give me, mmmm, give me, ehhhhhhh, one ticket to a magical n-words movie, please."

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No one sane wants to go to a theater and say “One for the Magical Black movie!”

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is the kind of movie that gets made when black people make fun of some nerdy mulatto kid for being light-skinned one too many times. Repositions himself in Hollywood as the arbiter of blackness so he can get back at them and act like he's in the club at the same time. Pathetic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it goes to show how mentally traumatized mixed race children pften are simply due to their very existence and the leftist utopia is to turn everybody on the planet into that

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to do a racism and take up a seat and ticket sale that would otherwise be stolen from a proud African American person of color.
    >kneels on one knee and raises fist
    SORRY SLAVERY!

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My little boy was just playing at the park. I'm sure glad the black kid he was playing with used his magic to stop him from snapping his neck and burning down the slide

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just read the plot of the movie...
    What the hell?

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bet it does some bonkers streaming numbers though

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >black israelite mad at white people over a trope perpetuated by Hollywood israelites decades ago

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >a trope perpetuated by Hollywood israelites decades ago

      The entire concept of a "magical Black" is just dumb as frick, and has no basis in reality. The idea of a character in a story that serves to assist or inspire other characters has been around as long as stories have, magic or not, and has nothing to do with race. Just goes to show you that trying to placate somebody never works, and shouldn't be tolerated.

      >Clarence from It's a Wonderful Life
      >Every ghost that visits Scrooge
      >Merlin the sorceror in Excalibur
      >Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars
      There's countless examples of white characters playing the role of a "magical Black", but nobody says shit about "magical whites".

      Blacks used to b***h about being cast as bad guys, then when they get offered the roles of kind, wise people that help others or the story, with or without magic, they b***h about being used as a "magical Black". Shit's pathetic, and serves as the perfect example why whites shouldn't hire non-whites or israelites for anything and just let them make and support their own shit.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If they called if Black Magic then leftists wouldn't feel so bad about buying a ticket.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >only 50 audience reviews

    Usually something as woke or ragebait-ey as this would have a ton of negative audience reviews, but I think people are just so tired of these kinda movies. That's good, let this movie fail and be forgotten forever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >even the talmudists hated it
      Black sisters... it's over.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >erm ackshually the most dangerous animal is a white man

    This is that weird israeli communism propaganda where they indoctrinate idiots then try to use them to bully thinking people into going along with blatant lies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the only mass shooters that matter are the ones that write manifestos beforehand.
      some dude firing randomly at a party after a fight doesn't count.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the only mass shooters that matter are the ones that write manifestos beforehand.
        oh, you mean the false flags

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's so fricking crazy when an NPC behaves like a parody meme. It's like all of you were made in a factory.

          >my child was gunned down but thankfully the shooter didn't write a manifesto and it was a random act of violence. I'll sleep much better tonight

          No he's right. The definition is intentionally loose so Black person gangland activity can pump the numbers up, but the israelites get to only ever act as if all 651 mass shootings per year are perpetrated by the lone white incel. We are better off jettisoning Black folk from the definition.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's so fricking crazy when an NPC behaves like a parody meme. It's like all of you were made in a factory.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >my child was gunned down but thankfully the shooter didn't write a manifesto and it was a random act of violence. I'll sleep much better tonight

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    APOLOGIZE

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Plot Summary
    >A young man, Aren, is recruited into a secret society of magical Black people who dedicate their lives to a cause of utmost importance: making white people's lives easier.
    Every now and then I go over to /misc/ to watch videos of black people doing their best to make white people’s lives easier.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just look up Haiti right now to see how they make their own lives easier

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How was this magical Black helping white people by cooking and eating his fellows?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon their leader is named Barbeque because his mother was a barbeque chicken vendor. Stop spreading misinformation

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, Conan O'Brian, Haiti is totally not a shithole!

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Book of clarence was fricking awful so if this is being compared to that, then I hope it fricking bombs

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Mulattos are prone to this kind of thing because they don't really fit into either race and tend to overcompensate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Mulattos
      >that nose
      That's a israelitelatto for sure...

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wow, no one wants to pay money for a lecture masquerading as a comedy, that's completely unexpected

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish this was a lighthearted comedy about literal magical Blacks, not some whitey guilt trip cuck romance.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >one ticket for magical Black folk please
    Who is going to ask for a ticket for this?

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Such a great premise but The movie was ducking garbage

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of feel bad, they have an official twitter account that gets like zero traction, people don't even know this movie exists. Why even release it?

    https://twitter.com/asmnmovie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That director is Talcum X levels of white

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Justice Smith
      If I was going to see it, I surely wouldn't now.
      Tell that homosexual to stop with the monotone mumbling who the frick does he think he is?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Their teaser trailer got lots of engagement:https://twitter.com/asmnmovie/status/1724838468759818290

      Then blacks realized this was going to be an interracial romcom lecture and not Nogwarts.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, why didn't they just make it nigwarts, that would have been a much better movie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Does David Alan Grier actually hate white people or is he just completely out of money?

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >movie has a black character
    >he is kind and helps others and is a major character with special powers
    >"NOOO THAT'S BAD FOR SOME REASON!"

    ?

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I went to the cashier who was black and asked for one ticket to the American society of magical N-words (I didn't want to offend her) and she called the cops on me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >and she called the cops on me.
      Then they showed up and shot her right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There are no happy endings in real life

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >black dude dies first trope isn't actually real
    >neither is this
    I feel lied too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's the opposite almost every time. The black guy and white girl survive to the end

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        For most horror movies the black guy does die but usually not first. But like, everybody fricking dies, the final girl trope is actually a real trope after all.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    saw this tonight
    it's surprisingly kino actually. I was shocked too, highly recommended to all anons.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember better times

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Chris Kattan looks really different in this poster.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you see this black movie
    >it failed ahhahahahaha
    What's your end goal?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Laughing at uppity fricking nogs.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They already solved racism in the 80s. Blacks had their own movies, whites had their own movies, and when they meet on screen it would be as equals

    What went wrong?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jews.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do their hands look so uncanny valley?

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It had an early opening on Thursday too, is the 520k total or only for Friday?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I believe Thursday "previews" are counted for Friday.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Condition: used (normal wear)
      Lel

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    and it will still make a profit because the cost of the movie was shouldered on grants and shit so that you can enjoy some diversity

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im white, no chance in hell I say “Black” to the guy at the ticket booth.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    blacksploitation film for the harry potter generation

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What were they counting on? The entire planet knows that Americans are racists, degenerates and homosexuals. There was no chance.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    After the 2020 "peaceful protests" I genuinely think that the silent majority lost interest in black talking points. I'm not saying everyone became racist, but I think something happened

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Black on black and inner city crime skyrocketed and the interest or care for it plummeted

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Black fatigue is real

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >one ticket for the uppity Black folk movie please

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that the whole magical society was just a really stupid and convoluted cover for a shitty romantic comedy?

    Or is the romantic part of the plot just one facet of a deep and rich plot?

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Id pay good money for ghetto version of hogwarts, not some shitty romcom with racism on the side

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do all nonwhites have a chip on their shoulder?

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is just as realistic as black billionaires

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lol no realtor would ever do this. Also he's right, if you're repeatedly asked to leave and don't, you're trespassing, simple as. Doesn't matter if the guy doing it is a dick about it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the magic Black film? What's with the american psycho reference? Based?

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Even blacks aren't interested in pity parties. Black Panther was a success because it at least portrayed them as these superheroes who lived in a technological utopia, gave them a fantasy to dream about instead of telling them to feel sorry for themselves.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Even blacks aren't interested in pity parties
      anon their entire existence is devoted to a giant pity party where they are always the victims and never do anything wrong

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're missing a crucial aspect here, if in practice they live crying that they did nothing wrong and whitey is the cause of their misfortune, they don't want to SEE themselves represented as those that do that, and for good reason, because that is pathetic and nobody wants to see themselves as pathetic.

        They want to SEE themselves as Black Panther, as pharaohs, as big shot gangsters, in short, as powerful and full of agency, even if that contradicts their ideological shield used to protect themselves from accountability in real life. They will cry victimhood, but so long as they don't SEE themselves as crying victimhood, but as powerful heroes, their self-image remains intact.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >superheroes who lived in a technological utopia

      >still being spearchuckers
      >wearing bathrobes and waving laser towels
      >literally saying ooga-booga and calling themselves apes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its kinda true but black panther is still one of the most racist, stereotype pushing movies ever made by a large studio in recent years

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was going to be black harry potter and thought that was a potentially fun idea but no it's literally, literally just 'white people bad'. I'm pretty sure even nogs are bored of this or, would rather black films were just blacks doing cool shit

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It would have made more money if people weren't afraid to say the name of the movie at the ticket counter.

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Since I'm now considered a Domestic Terrorist for not buying specific POC video games what am I considered for not going to see this film?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody else saw it either, so you're off the hook.

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They should have waited to release the movie on Black Friday.

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Read wiki synopsis
    >There's more than one scene where a black man fondles a white man's balls.
    uhhh

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So how did it do?

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