The writing is extremely dumb but it's still the best of the sequels by far
Jurassic Park 3 is only looked back on fondly by people now because the World movies were so bad
No, JP3 is just a chase for 60 minutes. The cinematography is subpar and I don't care for the Spinosaurus villain switch
The Lost World just feels more like Jurassic Park than JP3 did. The cinematography is excellent and I prefer Spielberg's direction even though the characters suck.
3 is mediocre and by no means even close to the original, but it's better than 2 just for the fact that is coherent and Sam Neil works as a lead unlike Goldblum.
why would malcolm, somebody who almost got eaten, be the same person?
the movie itself is like an allegory for trauma and it spiling out into your life and your family and friends discovering it
That movie contains an implicit answer and the scene is much less important than everyone on the boat dropping dead.
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The spinosaurus being the one who killed them that fast is dumb. The pterodactyls swarming the boat in like 5 seconds is dumb too but it makes more sense I guess.
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what if spino tail-swept the boat in one go? kills the occupants and messes up the deck area like we see
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>spino out swimming for fish, just living his best life >back gets sliced up by a boat prop
No wonder he was pissy
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I thought the pterodactyls ripped the parachute in the begining
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I don't remember the parachute being ripped up by dinosaurs. I'd assume they detached from the rope attached to the boat and glided onto the island where the adult guy died in the landing and the chute was just torn up by the trees.
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>adult guy died in the landing
He was still alive after the chute got stuck in the trees; he probably just died of dehydration, bug bites, etc.
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>He was still alive after the chute got stuck in the trees; he probably just died of dehydration, bug bites, etc.
I like to think the spino attacks them right after the recorder cuts out.
lol no, the pterodactyl cage was implied to be open
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>lol no, the pterodactyl cage was implied to be open
We see a bunch of flying pterosaurs out in the open with the rest of the herds during the montage at the end of JP2.
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Wasn't that a different island?
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JP2 and JP3 both take place on Isla Sorna (Site B)
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Basically the breeding/"domestication" island right?
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Yes, Site B was essentially the dinosaur factory
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To be fair, there has long been fan speculation that that scene at the end of TLW isn't supposed to be taken "literally"; the idea is that it's more of an idyllic image of the dinosaurs by John Hammond as he's waxing poetically about the island as a dinosaur preserve. I mean, it'd be weird for the T.rex family to be hanging out casually with all those other species (and vice versa), and in the "reality" of the movie there is nobody there to witness that scene. The idea would be that Hammond knows the island has pterosaurs, so he's just imagining them out with all the others, rather than worrying about their dying trapped in their giant cage.
No one hates TLW more than Michael Crichton. Spielberg practically forced him to write and then deviated a lot from it
> and then deviated a lot from it
To be fair, the book and the movie were being written at the same time. Spielberg had a general premise to work with (a second island, Ian as the lead, two "competing" teams, etc), but they basically had to create their own story. They weren't adapting a finished novel this time around, it was a parallel process.
They got eaten by dinosaurs
Bro it’s a fricking movie about dinosaurs that eat people what more explanation could you possibly need
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the freighter crashing into san diego with dead crew is at least "ohhh spooky"
the speedboat being perfectly fine and then a cloud passing over it for all of like 4 seconds, not even 5 and there being instant devastation is b-movie crap thats not even hokey in a good way like
>women finds daughter during dino attack >screams >cuts to Ian Malcolm yawning at subway station >the scream noise turns in to a subway train braking
tell me TELL ME this is not kino. you cant btw.
That movie contains an implicit answer and the scene is much less important than everyone on the boat dropping dead.
The spinosaurus being the one who killed them that fast is dumb. The pterodactyls swarming the boat in like 5 seconds is dumb too but it makes more sense I guess.
What actually killed them was a sea reptile that was supposed to be in the movie but got scrapped
>the cause of this Trex tearing ass across San Diego isnt concise and concrete enough for me >but no one calling out vince vaughn's annoying PETA horse shit that murders a bunch of people was fine
this would have made sense if they'd kept with the plan that JP3 was going to be about what happened to the raptors who were on board the SS Venture as stowaways.
>it is coherent
I mean the most JP3 has to say is a half-baked rehash of a small part of the original's themes so it's easy for it to be coherent. Plus it abruptly shuts the frick up too after Grant plays his raptor flute
With the exception of the birdcage sequence the action scenes and cinematography are way better in TLW. And while JP3's soundtrack is good TLW's soundtrack is top tier. Nobody beats Williams when the man is trying
>the most JP3 has to say is a half-baked rehash of a small part of the original's themes
Meanwhile TLW is trying to preach about man needing to leave nature alone or whatever, but the "nature" is genetically modified superpredator monsters and our "heroes" are directly responsible for every death in the movie.
Not disputing that, I'm just saying that JP3's lack of ambition means it had no risk of fumbling like TLW did to begin with (and even then JP3 still has less significant dumb moments of its own like the flashlight battery thing and Billy's actor turning the character into Master Chief)
Both movies are weak story-wise so it's the production values and action that matter to me and TLW has better music, better cinematography, and both better and lengthier action sequences
I will give props to JP3 for the birdcage scene though that's a legit JP1-level action scene. But so is the trailer scene from TLW
John Hammond: It is absolutely imperative... that we work with the Costa Rican Department of Biological Preserves... to establish a set of rules... for the preservation and isolation of that island. These creatures require our absence to survive, not our help. And if we could only step aside... and trust in nature... life will find a way.
Jurassic Park 3 is better. It has less stupid moments and general plot, although they all have their share of these, with people foolishly trying to control dinosaurs being an intentional theme. In Lost World people act moronic at all times and there are constant “chaotic” moments propelling the idiots into situations, that it gets to be much.
Jurassic Park 3 also has more good moments. Lost world only really has the camper falling scene (which is great) where an actually helpful guy unfortunately gets killed rescuing idiots. The hunter Roland is also cool though.
Jurassic Park 3 has no blacks except the one guy at the beginning who gets killed shortly after they arrive on the island. From that moment on the cast is only white. Lost World has Malcolm’s (Jeff Goldblum) black daughter as stated.
Men have a very, very low chance of contracting HIV from intercourse with women. Women have a much higher chance of receiving it from men, and gay sex also carries a high chance. Basically, if having straight sex you don't have to worry about AIDS.
>you either had to be a Black person or a gay back then to get aids
That's still true, because of what I said. Straight men having veganal sex don't get it.
The plot is insane. Igen is trying to capture and contain invasive genetically modified monsters that are destroying fragile island ecosystems to right the wrongs of their mad former CEO and the environmentalist vegans are trying to stop it.
>I'm not even sure how Tembo survived and initiated contact with the mainland
Roland never went into the raptor territory, he was busy putting Buck to sleep.
Even 10 year old me hated it. It just sucked idk what to say. 3 was unironically better for adapting some parts of the book that the first movie didn't.
Niggggggaaaaa I remember seeing this in the fricking theaters bored out of my fricking mind this movie is legitimately trash. Everyone walked out the theater hating it.
>vince vaughn steals postlethwaite's bullets then releases the dinosaurs into camp
holy FRICK that part annoys me. i watch this shit like once a decade and that always reminds me why
>double T-Rex's >Pete Postlethwaite hunter scenes >Jungle raptor sequence >bus goes off a cliff scene >T-Rex in San Diego
the cast was weak but the movie had some KINO moments
TLW was a mess and by no means it was ever considered to be a crazy good movie. The only crazy good thing about this movie was the god tier merchandising.
It's really badly written, even Spielberg admitted he didn't like it and was bored of the idea, and the 'good guys' are terrible people that frick everything up.
i don't think anyone was expecting a masterwork, but it was the sequel to a masterwork and directed by the same guy, so people were expecting a little more than the usual sequel fare. people were expecting JP's 'Terminator 2' moment
>Sabotage InGen for trying to capture their property >InGen saves their moronic asses when they bring a T-Rex baby back to their camp >They take the bullets out of Tembo's gun
Vince Vaughn is responsible for every death that occurs in JP2.
whats more hilarious is that in jurassic world they immediately try to murder braph dallas howard and flat fridge faye and co who were literally just in washington DC doing congressional lobbying with literally millions knowing who they are and them very publicly and authorities knowing there whereabouts traveling to the island before it explodes
but in TLW they dont immediately just kill them when less people know the whereabouts of them, malcolm is publicly considered a loon who got fired from his fricking tenured position, and only hammond and a handful of ingen board members even knows about the capture crew
It's miles ahead of every other jurassic park movie outside of the first one.
JP > TLW >>>>>>> JP3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> JW >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FK >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whatever the frick Dominion was.
every single movie is worse than the last. TLW is still OK though, it has a fantastic soundtrack, some truly KINO moments with Roland and Ingen, but is hampered by some garbage teenage black girl drama and gymnastics killing the raptor.
I'm disappointed that JW was the movie I saw opening night with a childhood friend who loved JP who told me he was going to propose to his wife the next day and he was okay with being tired because we saw it together. Such a shit movie to have that memory attached to
>women finds daughter during dino attack >screams >cuts to Ian Malcolm yawning at subway station >the scream noise turns in to a subway train braking
tell me TELL ME this is not kino. you cant btw.
The writing is extremely dumb but it's still the best of the sequels by far
Jurassic Park 3 is only looked back on fondly by people now because the World movies were so bad
I already liked 3 when I saw it in theater.
It's rated poorly because it's trash.
Jurassic World is better than this one, and I could listen to arguments about 3 being better too.
How could you forget https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CPPl_F_vSY
>Jurassic World is better than anything
>t. bluthering fricking gay moron
That's how fricking bad The Lost World is
>t butt blasted by gymnast daughter
JP3 takes a shit on this movie
No, JP3 is just a chase for 60 minutes. The cinematography is subpar and I don't care for the Spinosaurus villain switch
The Lost World just feels more like Jurassic Park than JP3 did. The cinematography is excellent and I prefer Spielberg's direction even though the characters suck.
3 is mediocre and by no means even close to the original, but it's better than 2 just for the fact that is coherent and Sam Neil works as a lead unlike Goldblum.
Malcom in TLW and Jurassic Park are practically two different characters. Grant is Grant in every movie.
why would malcolm, somebody who almost got eaten, be the same person?
the movie itself is like an allegory for trauma and it spiling out into your life and your family and friends discovering it
>coherent
>2 isnt coherent
JP3 also has people suddenly being killed in the middle of the ocean with no explanation.
That movie contains an implicit answer and the scene is much less important than everyone on the boat dropping dead.
The spinosaurus being the one who killed them that fast is dumb. The pterodactyls swarming the boat in like 5 seconds is dumb too but it makes more sense I guess.
what if spino tail-swept the boat in one go? kills the occupants and messes up the deck area like we see
>spino out swimming for fish, just living his best life
>back gets sliced up by a boat prop
No wonder he was pissy
I thought the pterodactyls ripped the parachute in the begining
I don't remember the parachute being ripped up by dinosaurs. I'd assume they detached from the rope attached to the boat and glided onto the island where the adult guy died in the landing and the chute was just torn up by the trees.
>adult guy died in the landing
He was still alive after the chute got stuck in the trees; he probably just died of dehydration, bug bites, etc.
>He was still alive after the chute got stuck in the trees; he probably just died of dehydration, bug bites, etc.
I like to think the spino attacks them right after the recorder cuts out.
his skeleton is still intact and they find it
Are the legs there? I forget.
lol no, the pterodactyl cage was implied to be open
>lol no, the pterodactyl cage was implied to be open
We see a bunch of flying pterosaurs out in the open with the rest of the herds during the montage at the end of JP2.
Wasn't that a different island?
JP2 and JP3 both take place on Isla Sorna (Site B)
Basically the breeding/"domestication" island right?
Yes, Site B was essentially the dinosaur factory
To be fair, there has long been fan speculation that that scene at the end of TLW isn't supposed to be taken "literally"; the idea is that it's more of an idyllic image of the dinosaurs by John Hammond as he's waxing poetically about the island as a dinosaur preserve. I mean, it'd be weird for the T.rex family to be hanging out casually with all those other species (and vice versa), and in the "reality" of the movie there is nobody there to witness that scene. The idea would be that Hammond knows the island has pterosaurs, so he's just imagining them out with all the others, rather than worrying about their dying trapped in their giant cage.
> and then deviated a lot from it
To be fair, the book and the movie were being written at the same time. Spielberg had a general premise to work with (a second island, Ian as the lead, two "competing" teams, etc), but they basically had to create their own story. They weren't adapting a finished novel this time around, it was a parallel process.
They got eaten by dinosaurs
Bro it’s a fricking movie about dinosaurs that eat people what more explanation could you possibly need
the freighter crashing into san diego with dead crew is at least "ohhh spooky"
the speedboat being perfectly fine and then a cloud passing over it for all of like 4 seconds, not even 5 and there being instant devastation is b-movie crap thats not even hokey in a good way like
What actually killed them was a sea reptile that was supposed to be in the movie but got scrapped
>the cause of this Trex tearing ass across San Diego isnt concise and concrete enough for me
>but no one calling out vince vaughn's annoying PETA horse shit that murders a bunch of people was fine
this would have made sense if they'd kept with the plan that JP3 was going to be about what happened to the raptors who were on board the SS Venture as stowaways.
This. 3 was dumb, but had some great scenes peppered throughout, like the aviary and the boat scene. Stuff from the first book that never made it in.
>it is coherent
I mean the most JP3 has to say is a half-baked rehash of a small part of the original's themes so it's easy for it to be coherent. Plus it abruptly shuts the frick up too after Grant plays his raptor flute
With the exception of the birdcage sequence the action scenes and cinematography are way better in TLW. And while JP3's soundtrack is good TLW's soundtrack is top tier. Nobody beats Williams when the man is trying
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>the most JP3 has to say is a half-baked rehash of a small part of the original's themes
Meanwhile TLW is trying to preach about man needing to leave nature alone or whatever, but the "nature" is genetically modified superpredator monsters and our "heroes" are directly responsible for every death in the movie.
Not disputing that, I'm just saying that JP3's lack of ambition means it had no risk of fumbling like TLW did to begin with (and even then JP3 still has less significant dumb moments of its own like the flashlight battery thing and Billy's actor turning the character into Master Chief)
Both movies are weak story-wise so it's the production values and action that matter to me and TLW has better music, better cinematography, and both better and lengthier action sequences
I will give props to JP3 for the birdcage scene though that's a legit JP1-level action scene. But so is the trailer scene from TLW
John Hammond: It is absolutely imperative... that we work with the Costa Rican Department of Biological Preserves... to establish a set of rules... for the preservation and isolation of that island. These creatures require our absence to survive, not our help. And if we could only step aside... and trust in nature... life will find a way.
Jurassic Park 3 is better. It has less stupid moments and general plot, although they all have their share of these, with people foolishly trying to control dinosaurs being an intentional theme. In Lost World people act moronic at all times and there are constant “chaotic” moments propelling the idiots into situations, that it gets to be much.
Jurassic Park 3 also has more good moments. Lost world only really has the camper falling scene (which is great) where an actually helpful guy unfortunately gets killed rescuing idiots. The hunter Roland is also cool though.
JP2 has:
>beach compy
>trailer attack
>merc compy
>rex camp and waterfall
>long grass and hut raptors
>San Deigo prepping the Bull
JP3 has
>plane
>raptors eat pole
>Grant sifting through shit
and... uh... that's it.
you forgot the birdcage
There are no africans in it so they give them a penalty
>There are no africans in it
Goldbloom's daughter is a black girl. How could you forget this?
When the writer conceived of the character, the writer envisioned her as a dark black girl.
Kelly was not written as a black girl by Crichton in the book, her autismo friend is a nog though (cut from the movie)
>There are no africans in it
He's got his hand on her ass
Jurassic Park 3 has no blacks except the one guy at the beginning who gets killed shortly after they arrive on the island. From that moment on the cast is only white. Lost World has Malcolm’s (Jeff Goldblum) black daughter as stated.
>no africans
It's the only Jurassic Park movie with an African in it.
>anon forgot about Sam “Kino” Jackson
Roland Tembo is from Africa. Sam Jackson's character is not.
Is Muldoon not African?
Idk. He worked there, but I think he's a Brit.
He's British, he's not even South African. He also doesn't die in the book.
Nobody cared about that in 1997, you fricking dumbass.
Because israelites are mad prince Goldblum was given a Black person daughter
banging black chicks without a rubber in the 1980s in he middle of AIDS is pretty savage
Men have a very, very low chance of contracting HIV from intercourse with women. Women have a much higher chance of receiving it from men, and gay sex also carries a high chance. Basically, if having straight sex you don't have to worry about AIDS.
people didnt think that in the 80s
you either had to be a Black person or a gay back then to get aids
>you either had to be a Black person or a gay back then to get aids
That's still true, because of what I said. Straight men having veganal sex don't get it.
Yep. Zesty ass homies even back then.
I still like all 3 of the Park movies
The plot is insane. Igen is trying to capture and contain invasive genetically modified monsters that are destroying fragile island ecosystems to right the wrongs of their mad former CEO and the environmentalist vegans are trying to stop it.
>you sent my girlfriend to the island alone?
Why didn't Sarah tell Malcolm that she was going to a dino island?
Roland that just wanted to hunt a T-Rex with real shells.
He went home in sadness.
More graphic deaths by dinosaurs = good dinosaur movie in my opinion
Frick Jurassic park T. rex are too skinny small and under muscled compared to real ones
>compared to real ones
Good scene, wish they left the book version in
The momma T Rex carries a character back to her nest, breaks both his legs carefully, and lefts her babies kill him to show them how to hunt
Kind of a repeat of Regis' death in JP1 but they didn't even do that in either movie so it would have worked. Either way Eddie didn't deserve it.
All of the t-rex scenes minus the moronic godzilla city rampage were the highlights of the whole movie
Roland Tembo is the protagonist and it shuts the bed after he dies
Roland has 5 minutes of screen time and he doesn't die.
I SAID IT SHUTS THE BED AFTER HE DIES!
CHOOSE YOUR FATE
>Eddie
>Roland
>T. Rex
>Isla Burger
wasnt red snapper actually closer to extinction more than Chilean sea bass?
The JP raptors whacked the entire mercenary company
I'm not even sure how Tembo survived and initiated contact with the mainland
Did any of those reinforcements die? It was night and there were a frickton of raptors still around
>I'm not even sure how Tembo survived and initiated contact with the mainland
Roland never went into the raptor territory, he was busy putting Buck to sleep.
why would you ever choose the raptor pack? even if you get caught by the T-rex you'd be killed significantly quicker than with the raptors.
The vehicles are so fricking cool in this movie.
I definitely had a toy of this.
I actually pulled out some boxes earlier today and found that I still have mine.
Jesus, and I thought you were lucky to have the one where the seat came out. You must have been straight up rich.
It is vehicle kino. That's all i like about it.
Still the coolest vehicles in the franchise.
It's close. Nothing will ever beat the staff jeeps for me, though.
for me, it was this
god, the countless hours I spent playing with this thing, driving it around the driveway, shooting my friends with its water spitter
One of my friends had all of the matchbox lost world toys, and I was very jealous of him.
My friend had a T-Rex toy that mogged mine. It could swallow action figures then poop them out. I was always jealous.
its like a 7 or a strong 6 out of 10 (if you actually rated movies below that)
Everyone read the book, and was disappointed by how much better the book was.
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Even 10 year old me hated it. It just sucked idk what to say. 3 was unironically better for adapting some parts of the book that the first movie didn't.
>Vince Vaugn's character, looking at Malcolm and the black girl: "Do you see any family resemblance there?"
Audibly keked
Niggggggaaaaa I remember seeing this in the fricking theaters bored out of my fricking mind this movie is legitimately trash. Everyone walked out the theater hating it.
>vince vaughn steals postlethwaite's bullets then releases the dinosaurs into camp
holy FRICK that part annoys me. i watch this shit like once a decade and that always reminds me why
>double T-Rex's
>Pete Postlethwaite hunter scenes
>Jungle raptor sequence
>bus goes off a cliff scene
>T-Rex in San Diego
the cast was weak but the movie had some KINO moments
TLW was a mess and by no means it was ever considered to be a crazy good movie. The only crazy good thing about this movie was the god tier merchandising.
i like when the trex attacks them through the waterfall then the guy runs out because of the snakes and you see the waterfall turn red
It's really badly written, even Spielberg admitted he didn't like it and was bored of the idea, and the 'good guys' are terrible people that frick everything up.
It's a dinosaur movie for children, did you expect people to laud it as a cinematic masterwork?
i don't think anyone was expecting a masterwork, but it was the sequel to a masterwork and directed by the same guy, so people were expecting a little more than the usual sequel fare. people were expecting JP's 'Terminator 2' moment
No one hates TLW more than Michael Crichton. Spielberg practically forced him to write and then deviated a lot from it
The book is so fricking disappointing and the movie is worse. Crichton didnt want to write it, but he did want all of those sweet, sweet book sales
which character did he bring back from the dead because, and i quote, "i needed him"?
Malcolm dies in the first book and gets brought back in The Lost World because Goldblum already signed onto the sequel
I didn't know that before I read the book and it seemed better for him not to have died.
>dinosaur movie for children
No, Disney's Dinosaur was made for children, not Jurassic Park.
>it's for children
I know you're trolling but I'd like to apologize on behalf of all millennials for popularizing this moronic argument.
>Sabotage InGen for trying to capture their property
>InGen saves their moronic asses when they bring a T-Rex baby back to their camp
>They take the bullets out of Tembo's gun
Vince Vaughn is responsible for every death that occurs in JP2.
whats more hilarious is that in jurassic world they immediately try to murder braph dallas howard and flat fridge faye and co who were literally just in washington DC doing congressional lobbying with literally millions knowing who they are and them very publicly and authorities knowing there whereabouts traveling to the island before it explodes
but in TLW they dont immediately just kill them when less people know the whereabouts of them, malcolm is publicly considered a loon who got fired from his fricking tenured position, and only hammond and a handful of ingen board members even knows about the capture crew
6.5 on imdb is not "rated poorly".
*If you're avoiding movies with a 6.5 on imdb you are missing out on an insane amount of good shit.
Yeah but when I got a 65 on my math test that meant no tendies for me and mommy would lock me in the closet at night.
jeff goldblum's adopted black daughter beating a velociraptor with gymnastics was one of the stupidest things I've ever seen
Yea I dunno wtf people are smoking in this thread.
No one will ever defend that about TLW.
Should have brought his cool mutant son with the wall crawling and acid vomit superpowers instead tbh.
>fast forward to today where the entire movie is just the gymnastics scene going into another gymnastics scene
i watched this in theatre when it first released and that scene was so moronic i dont think ive seen anything like it since then that compares
>I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
>Marines show up
>Spinochad fricks them up before they even reach the shore
The greatest comedy of the last 50 years has a 35% rotten tomatoes rating. Don't worry about losers that critique movies so much.
It's miles ahead of every other jurassic park movie outside of the first one.
JP > TLW >>>>>>> JP3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> JW >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FK >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whatever the frick Dominion was.
every single movie is worse than the last. TLW is still OK though, it has a fantastic soundtrack, some truly KINO moments with Roland and Ingen, but is hampered by some garbage teenage black girl drama and gymnastics killing the raptor.
I'm disappointed that JW was the movie I saw opening night with a childhood friend who loved JP who told me he was going to propose to his wife the next day and he was okay with being tired because we saw it together. Such a shit movie to have that memory attached to
Close!
TLW >= JP > The first 10 minutes of FK > JP3 >= JW > The rest of FK > Dominion
JP is objectively the best made movie but TLW will always be my favorite for having the most dinosaurs killing people on screen
>women finds daughter during dino attack
>screams
>cuts to Ian Malcolm yawning at subway station
>the scream noise turns in to a subway train braking
tell me TELL ME this is not kino. you cant btw.
normies have awful taste outside of the most popular movies
Jurassic Park - 10/10
The Lost World - 7/10
JP 3 - 6/10
Better than the novel, although I wish they recreated some of the sequences in the book. e.g. Dodgson and crew at the dino nests.
It was total shit, that's why.
>movie cuts best dinosaur
>later wastes its gimmick on a stupid hybrid nobody gives a frick about
Loved this scene. It would be scary having this thing stalking you. Standing there, menacingly.
you wouldn't see it
Maybe your weak eyes wouldn’t but mine would. I can see so far that my vision goes around the curvature of the Earth. Don’t compare myself to you.
>finally, to rub salt in the wound, make it finally appear in the movies just to immediately job to the rex
The chameleon-like carnosaur was used as a boss in the TLW arcade rail shooter, which was a great game.
Awful characters
Pointless, nonsensical story
Excessive political correctness
Pete Postlethwaite is the only good thing in it
Jurassic Park > Jurassic Park Fallen Kingdom > Rest > That one with the sea monster (the only highlight of tbat movie)
book is better and the book was pretty much a screenplay sequel based on the previous movie
the point is that spielberg needed to follow the book, and not make 'king kong' with dinos