> 60 years old. > still staring in blockbusters and pulling hot blondes

> 60 years old
> still staring in blockbusters and pulling hot blondes

How does he do it bros?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    having the writers on his side

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    massive thetan levels

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >TFW your thetans are ALL THE WAY

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I thought low thetan levels were good? aren't thetans the things that make you have anxiety and the flue or whatever?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Thetans seem to be an archon-like concept of non-physical or extra dimensional entities that feed on psychic energy and influence you into lower behaviour.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's really weird how my grandma is the same age as him and has been his fan since the 90s or something

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is going on with his face? looks like a body double at best

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He is 61 years old

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Too much of that stem-cell injecting thing that also jacked up Danial Craig's face. Just that Cruise started at a higher position in the looks scale.

      All that puffing-up and shrinking, puffing-up and shrinking just exhausts your skin once you're past a certain age.

      He needs to own the new look, because getting a facelift look would only make it worse.
      Or maybe try an epic fast to see if that tightens everything up, then re-bulk before the final MI movie.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ngl bros. On youtube, I'm a Cassie guy. But in this photo, I'm a Carlie guy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They are both a pump and dump

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        no way, they're pure and wholesome, which is a rare thing these days and must be protected

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They are pure and wholesome until impregnated and abandoned

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Cassie is married and has kids, so it's a little late for that

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >degenerate pumps and dumps them
        >they become single mothers
        >the kids they raise either become sluts seeking attention, shut in incels, or moron tier
        >degen: "gee, why is our society so fucked up? what's wrong with these people?"
        >becomes blackpilled
        >many such cases

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Massive throbbing dark penises orgasming inside mormon holes

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this proves that bitch is an CIA asset

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sweet schizo post

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You are horribly sick, take your meds Calvin and go to sleep

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    do mormons and scientologists actually get along?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Carly is a babe
    Yes I said "babe" unironically

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He should grow a beard

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      have we ever seen Cruise with a beard? I cant remember an example of this

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The Last Samurai
        Looks fucking good too

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Watch The Last Samurai

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because he is a good actor. But his last good movie was 2014. I want more Eyes Wide Shut/Magnolia Tom Cruise, less Top Gun: Maverick/Gorillionth Mission Impossible Tom Cruise.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >implying Maverick wasn't good
      ngmi

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    can't bruise, etc
    also Xenu provideth

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