She-Hulk being an in-universe lawyer for superheroes and villains is some of the most novel and inventive superhero comic book writing. That comic books exist in the Marvel universe and are admissible as evidence in court is genuinely intriguing as a concept.
Today? it is written by a woman and has only dialogue and no action, in 5 issues she has never even worn the costume, that is the parameter for many comic books in the Disney Kevin Feige era, the comics are no longer fun and the women are ugly as frick now
marvel/disney gives notoriously short time for VFX, so much that they considered the worst client in the industry. So now everything looks even worse than before.
Because for some inexplicable reason they decided to cast a midget. Honestly Disney dealt themselves a fatal blow getting rid of Gina Carano. If they were smart this would be a stealth coomer show slipped into Disney+
How can they be so stupid? With the privacy of streaming it would be perfect. It wouldn’t even need to be obvious. They just need to do the Pixar talking to two different audiences thing. Sadly, this would require creativity and finesse which would slow down the assembly line
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It's simple they've been taken over by ideologues who hate men more than they like profit
Because for some inexplicable reason they decided to cast a midget. Honestly Disney dealt themselves a fatal blow getting rid of Gina Carano. If they were smart this would be a stealth coomer show slipped into Disney+
Gina would be based, but she's too fat to play She-Hulk now.
>Why didn't they just use green makeup wtf is the point of using horrible CGI to turn her skin green?
They could have put deepfake with the actress's face, just like in this video, as they said before they are incompetent people at all levels
It doesn't have the same effect. Men have a lifetime of androgen resistance to contend with. Women blow up on gear. Anavar also has fewer androgenic side-effects, so it's the preferred gear among women. Women crossfitters use it a lot.
performance enhancing drugs are more potent than ever and zoomer girls are popping pharma grade anavar and sarms like skittles >SIX FRICKING WEEKS?
picrel was on a sarm wienertail for just three weeks
It's worse for men since there are so many sides from it like hairloss, shrinking dick, and just nuking your body's ability to produce test for the rest of your life.
2 years ago
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It's worse for men since there are so many sides from it like hairloss, shrinking dick, and just nuking your body's ability to produce test for the rest of your life.
>zoomer girls are popping pharma grade anavar and sarms like skittles
Best timeline. Looking forward to Shulkie inspiring a fresh batch of zoomer varbies.
>zoomer girls are popping pharma grade anavar and sarms like skittles
Meanwhile zoomer guys wanting to keep up with the girls have to struggle to find a source of illegal steroids mixed in somebody's bathtub, inject themselves with needles ten times a week and deal with a whole host of revolting and dangerous side effects. The future really is female.
>Where can I find a girl like this to choke me out?
My mom
I get booba death smothered it's great.
Everytime I get fit I hurt myself and get fat on a loop. Such is life in boobpedosisphusland
>Why is your mother doing this to you.
She blames my dad but that's bullshit she wants me for herself bless her. This site and normies talk about grooming yet they probably haven't experienced it. I'm extremely lucky all she did was smothering me with love her breasts and lately let's me grab her ass and pussy. Can't stick it in because she's broken inside fricking quack drs ruined her.
Anyway getting off topic thanks for the fit tips. If I don't coom I literally go on suicidal rage fits Kek so probably not an option until I get a gf
performance enhancing drugs are more potent than ever and zoomer girls are popping pharma grade anavar and sarms like skittles >SIX FRICKING WEEKS?
picrel was on a sarm wienertail for just three weeks
>zoomer girls are popping pharma grade anavar and sarms like skittles
Best timeline. Looking forward to Shulkie inspiring a fresh batch of zoomer varbies.
s/he proved that being trans is not in your genetics but life circumstances
2 years ago
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uh oh based
If we get to see her big green feet I'll consider a pirate
I can guarantee there's a scene where she deviant-art tier breaks out of her shoes
2 years ago
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I'm surprised it wasn't in the trailer
2 years ago
Anonymous
it was though, which is why I know about it
2 years ago
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so it seems
2 years ago
Anonymous
Holy shit, why would they tackle such a touchy subject? Isn’t the progressive narrative “born this way”? So now its a choice? I can’t keep up with this cult
2 years ago
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uh oh based
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I can guarantee there's a scene where she deviant-art tier breaks out of her shoes
Holy shit, why would they tackle such a touchy subject? Isn’t the progressive narrative “born this way”? So now its a choice? I can’t keep up with this cult
Current day trannies don't believe you need dysphoria to be a troony.
the problem with muscle girls is that they like to be dominant in bed (as part of coping with their sexuality and whatever went wrong with that) when I'm the one that wants to dominate them. Why even date a muscle girl if I can't show her in bed how her muscles are useless and she's just my sex toy? and yes I am jacked for reference, I'm with a skinny girl that only runs and does yoga
Coom bros my coom is just water now wtf is going on as soon as I hit 30 I make no coom unless I nofap
Sick of not having any coom and I still coom 3 times a day
>Nah was diddled by my mom and rejected by every other girl fricked my confidence royally.
the past doesn't matter
you think I don't have childhood trauma either?
this narrative only keeps you trapped if you let it keep you trapped. There are billions of women out there. A lot of them are messed up too. Some of them will bang you. You just have to keep trying. You're supposed to combine nofap with trying to talk to women. The hormones let you channel your energy into saying/doing whatever you need to escalate the interaction towards a relationship or sex. Focus first of all on simply trying to have sex. If you have a larger goal of finding a decent gf, wife, etc. that's perfectly fine to keep, but first things first, relationships happen because of the male sex drive. Let your balls guide you into simply trying to have sex, and then after you drain yourself, then you can ask yourself if this is a woman you want to be in a relationship with now that you've already crossed the hardest barrier.
>Eat a zinc ingot and desiccate yourself.
Makes sense I fricked my calf and leg and haven't been as physically active lately. On the upside I get to make my mom nice and fat
the only way they can redeem this show is giving her pleaser heels and after she gets defeated in battle she get mating pressed and we get a 10 minutes irreversible style scene
every day is coom day.
this will have zero coom content
>"Dating in your 30s amiright?"
She's not nearly fat and mexican enough for that
says you
wasnt there a sex scene between her and some guy where she pins him down?
i doubt disney will do that but i'll wait and see
PLEASE be true
watch that scene be just for the trailers
On Disney + where they edited Darryl Hannah's butt out of Splash? Yeah I'm sure they'll put a femdom sex scene in a superhero show
Unless the LGBT writers can convince the execs it represents a milestone in female empowerment
pardon?
Yeah it's going to be shit
if you want coom, read the original
She-Hulk being an in-universe lawyer for superheroes and villains is some of the most novel and inventive superhero comic book writing. That comic books exist in the Marvel universe and are admissible as evidence in court is genuinely intriguing as a concept.
No it's fricking moronic!
It ruins verisimilitude.
Is this how comics look now? Full of potato faces?
This was 18 years ago.
Marvel kinda gave up after 9/11.
Today? it is written by a woman and has only dialogue and no action, in 5 issues she has never even worn the costume, that is the parameter for many comic books in the Disney Kevin Feige era, the comics are no longer fun and the women are ugly as frick now
What are the best She-Hulk stories to read for cooming purposes?
The original John Byrne run is what you want to start off with anon.
>this will have zero coom content
This. It's feminist bait and switch.
It'll deconstruct Hulk, be filled with quips. be filled with cameos and have plot holes big enough to drive a mack truck through.
Would honestly settle for marvel Harvey birdman
>Would honestly settle for marvel Harvey birdman
Harvey Birdman is too edgy for modern Disney. Besides, She-Hulk is feminist propaganda.
Exactly those dykes took away all her sexuality
too late
Someone should really crack open an anatomy book, those legs look terrible.
Why is she so hot?
Who would win?
why does she look like a ps2 character
marvel/disney gives notoriously short time for VFX, so much that they considered the worst client in the industry. So now everything looks even worse than before.
Why didn't they just use green makeup wtf is the point of using horrible CGI to turn her skin green?
actress is a b***h and didn't want to sit around for an hour getting makeup done
>no source
you can't grow somebody to 7 feet with makeup
now I want forced perspective giantess Tatiana but not green
Because for some inexplicable reason they decided to cast a midget. Honestly Disney dealt themselves a fatal blow getting rid of Gina Carano. If they were smart this would be a stealth coomer show slipped into Disney+
tatiana is based
Why is this actress rated so highly? People keep telling me how hot she is too. Why does this feel so inorganic ?
>didnt see orphan black
I did it was boring
she can act
The perfect person to replace with CGI for 90% of your run time. May as well hire Helen Mirram at that point
>BBC America
>he actually watched this
lol, lmao even
>coomer show
They don't do those anymore anon as it's a thing men enjoy
How can they be so stupid? With the privacy of streaming it would be perfect. It wouldn’t even need to be obvious. They just need to do the Pixar talking to two different audiences thing. Sadly, this would require creativity and finesse which would slow down the assembly line
It's simple they've been taken over by ideologues who hate men more than they like profit
Damn Gina Carano's she hulk would have been awesome
Gina would be based, but she's too fat to play She-Hulk now.
>Why didn't they just use green makeup wtf is the point of using horrible CGI to turn her skin green?
They could have put deepfake with the actress's face, just like in this video, as they said before they are incompetent people at all levels
it was much better, more natural millie should be she hulk, younger and much more famous
since the concept art and who commands the cgi victoria alonso, they are people who do not understand art, they are people who should not be there
That one that doesn't look like dogshit cg from the early 200's
Are we back in 2005 again?
This looks the lamest out of all these new hyped up shows coming soon.
don't care, won't ever watch
Does she become a better lawyer when she hulks out?
No but her pussy swells.
If there’s and decent femdom mini giantess scenes I’ll fap to them on YouTube but otherwise I will literally never watch this show.
> - zero breasts
> ugly
calling this she hulk should be considered slander
whomever cooms to this probably loves trannies.
Simps and singlemother men really need to see mental therapy.
I don't see the appeal of an overly masculine woman. If you're into that, just frick a guy in the ass.
Penises are just inside out veganas, so if you frick a guy, you're actually fricking a girl.
i dont even watch porn with women in it anymore, too feminine
gays need go keep their gay opinions go themselves.
Why this board turned into absolute reddit tier shill fest. What the frick
all i want is one good growth scene
Like the one in the animated series?
Did she coom so hard she changed?
what's var?
Super testosterone.
anavar
aka magic muscle growth pills for girls
Imagine how much her clit grew.
can guys use anavar too
yes, but it will have more side-effects than on women, you better off using almost anything else as a man.
It doesn't have the same effect. Men have a lifetime of androgen resistance to contend with. Women blow up on gear. Anavar also has fewer androgenic side-effects, so it's the preferred gear among women. Women crossfitters use it a lot.
She got that in SIX FRICKING WEEKS??
performance enhancing drugs are more potent than ever and zoomer girls are popping pharma grade anavar and sarms like skittles
>SIX FRICKING WEEKS?
picrel was on a sarm wienertail for just three weeks
>teehee im afraid of roiding
>roids anyway
>WTF WHY DID I GET SO BIG
not physically possible within 3 weeks, she's going to break a tendon or ligament or something and feel pain for life
Maybe I should try PEDs.
It's worse for men since there are so many sides from it like hairloss, shrinking dick, and just nuking your body's ability to produce test for the rest of your life.
I hate that this cut off at the libido part. Probably saved me from a new fetish
it completes the sentence at the bottom left...
Why do I find this hot? Is it because she’s seems insatiably horny?
>zoomer girls are popping pharma grade anavar and sarms like skittles
Best timeline. Looking forward to Shulkie inspiring a fresh batch of zoomer varbies.
>zoomer girls are popping pharma grade anavar and sarms like skittles
Meanwhile zoomer guys wanting to keep up with the girls have to struggle to find a source of illegal steroids mixed in somebody's bathtub, inject themselves with needles ten times a week and deal with a whole host of revolting and dangerous side effects. The future really is female.
It's my dream to have a fit stacy squat on me. Imagine they're grip and stamina. Would come instantly.
No wonder women's libidos are fricked between shit like this and gay frogs
Instant boner
Imagine the handjobs.
Holy shit
Who needs Gamma Radiation when there's FDA-approved Anavar?
>no breasts to even less breasts
Horrible.
Where can I find a girl like this to choke me out?
Start Crossfit
>Where can I find a girl like this to choke me out?
My mom
I get booba death smothered it's great.
Everytime I get fit I hurt myself and get fat on a loop. Such is life in boobpedosisphusland
Why is your mother doing this to you.
>Why is your mother doing this to you.
She blames my dad but that's bullshit she wants me for herself bless her. This site and normies talk about grooming yet they probably haven't experienced it. I'm extremely lucky all she did was smothering me with love her breasts and lately let's me grab her ass and pussy. Can't stick it in because she's broken inside fricking quack drs ruined her.
Anyway getting off topic thanks for the fit tips. If I don't coom I literally go on suicidal rage fits Kek so probably not an option until I get a gf
serves her right, you should never listen to Cinemaphile
this
also Cinemaphile doesn't lift
Then how are they fit.
as if a woman can become left naturally
How their skin isn't all stretchmarks?
It's not real.
or expansion
*record scratch, freeze frame*
you're probably wondering...
This the chick that posted about how she completely stopped having a period?
Isn’t it every day coom day for you pathetic future suicides?
It literally looks like they're reusing models and textures from the world of warcraft movie
sharkweek.gif
looked like a dick falling off
she played a trans character on orphan black and it was so hilarious and bad that the show instantly memoryholed the character
Aren’t they clones? Wtf
s/he proved that being trans is not in your genetics but life circumstances
uh oh based
I can guarantee there's a scene where she deviant-art tier breaks out of her shoes
I'm surprised it wasn't in the trailer
it was though, which is why I know about it
so it seems
Holy shit, why would they tackle such a touchy subject? Isn’t the progressive narrative “born this way”? So now its a choice? I can’t keep up with this cult
Current day trannies don't believe you need dysphoria to be a troony.
Was her stint short because he joined the 44% ?
>tfw no irl shulkie gf
at least she became buff instead of obese to cope with her childhood sexual trauma
Praise God for Anavar
>7 days until disney marketing ramps up with "dude it's so bad it's good" takes from youtube friend simulators
i want tatiana to mercilessly peg me
How do we deal with the green "people" problem?
We prohibit nuclear energy.
I can't coom to CGI shit.
If we get to see her big green feet I'll consider a pirate
just a dude kickin back a beer
did they lower the voice at all, lmfao that's an abysmal effort
is this the thread?
legit looks like a gorilla body
hnnnng
for me it's toned but not insanely muscular
>tfw 12 weeks on 20mg var
This will be the average female body type in a few years if Var continues to go viral
the problem with muscle girls is that they like to be dominant in bed (as part of coping with their sexuality and whatever went wrong with that) when I'm the one that wants to dominate them. Why even date a muscle girl if I can't show her in bed how her muscles are useless and she's just my sex toy? and yes I am jacked for reference, I'm with a skinny girl that only runs and does yoga
alright keanu
Sex power struggles are like the hottest thing you raging homosexual. You lost the shit test
Gayest post on Cinemaphile rn
>there's going to be a fight/training scene where shulk beats the shit out of hulk
they did him dirty
Why does it look so much like one of those shitty Western Visual Novels made in weird 3D coomer model program?
Coom bros my coom is just water now wtf is going on as soon as I hit 30 I make no coom unless I nofap
Sick of not having any coom and I still coom 3 times a day
just coom less
weak genetics
what does it matter? just start banging women. I don't even see my cum it goes in a hole
Nah was diddled by my mom and rejected by every other girl fricked my confidence royally.
>weak genetics
Nah I was on roids as a premmy baby so huge muscles when I work out. Dick and balls a bit munted tho
>just coom less
Then I get giga depression.
>Nah was diddled by my mom and rejected by every other girl fricked my confidence royally.
the past doesn't matter
you think I don't have childhood trauma either?
this narrative only keeps you trapped if you let it keep you trapped. There are billions of women out there. A lot of them are messed up too. Some of them will bang you. You just have to keep trying. You're supposed to combine nofap with trying to talk to women. The hormones let you channel your energy into saying/doing whatever you need to escalate the interaction towards a relationship or sex. Focus first of all on simply trying to have sex. If you have a larger goal of finding a decent gf, wife, etc. that's perfectly fine to keep, but first things first, relationships happen because of the male sex drive. Let your balls guide you into simply trying to have sex, and then after you drain yourself, then you can ask yourself if this is a woman you want to be in a relationship with now that you've already crossed the hardest barrier.
Eat a zinc ingot and desiccate yourself.
>Eat a zinc ingot and desiccate yourself.
Makes sense I fricked my calf and leg and haven't been as physically active lately. On the upside I get to make my mom nice and fat
Zero floaters, you are unironically sterile. Coom should ideally be somewhat thick and slightly yellow-ish, meaning it's packed with sperm.
That sounds like partially a problem with your diet. eat more protein. You shouldn't be running out of sperm after a few faps.
>being this much of a pathetic beta virgin you associate this trash with sexuality
kys already
the only way they can redeem this show is giving her pleaser heels and after she gets defeated in battle she get mating pressed and we get a 10 minutes irreversible style scene
>zoomers literally eating out of the hand of marketers because they've managed to start appealing to beta fetishes
I hope nukes kill all of us
are shehulk's areolas canonically dark green, or brown?
She looks ugly as sin.