>882k views in 6 hours...

>882k views in 6 hours...

Velmabros...we're fucked.

  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The left side of the aisle hates it too, and while normally they would probably be reactionary and decide they like it since the right hates it, Mindy Kaling recently liked a JK Rowling tweet, which is essentially a death sentence from the left right now. And yet, despite all this, supposedly season 2 is in the works. Brahmin privilege wins again, baby!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      man

      every single word you typed out was progressively the gayest fucking thing ive read (so far this week)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bot response

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You would know gay homo boy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that has nothing to do with the post you replied to you illiterate retard

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please don’t reply to south asians

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        kno wat i mean vern?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and while normally they would probably be reactionary and decide they like it since the right hates it

      This only applies to shows that manage to be just average enough to trick normalfags into accepting it. Anytime one of their own shows bomb among critics and normalfags they immediately try to deflect and pretend that it isn't actually theirs. They do this all the time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lives vicariously through a universally disliked poojeeta, pretending as if her victories are yours
      I guess somebody has to throw the pajeets a bone every once in a while, although I think you could find a less embarrassing victory than some mediocre cartoon that retcons its originally white characters.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And yet, despite all this, supposedly season 2 is in the works.

      Every streaming platform does this. They order 24-26 episodes, and split it apart, making multiple "seasons."

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mindy Kaling recently liked a JK Rowling tweet
      Oh, that explains the reaction. Was wondering.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mindy Kaling recently liked a JK Rowling tweet, which is essentially a death sentence from the left right now
      I still can't wrap my mind around how stupid this is
      The Rowling tweet was just her saying "haha I have money suck it haters", not remotely transgender related

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rowling
      Is that really the only reason lefties are shitting in it? Honestly I haven't been following this and didn't understand why they hate it too, I thought it checked all the "suck it chuds!" boxes for them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand liberals. Rowling is a Labour voting feminist that approves of race swapping her characters. But just because her views on LGBT exclude the T, that automatically means she's conservative? Why do these people only accept 100% ideological purity?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a purity spiral. same thing happened in China where the rebels who overthrew the government and created the new system were deemed not pure enough by the next generation that they indoctrinated.

        reap what you sow.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      mindy is not brahmin shes a dravidian nagger she had to escape to the states to be something other than street shitter

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She came from money to begin with. Her parents are a doctor and an architect. She only came to the States because she can.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If lefties aren’t screaming at you for not liking what they want you too. They’re eating each other alive.

      Classic

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jinkies, I didn’t know this chud made a video about us

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hate watching / hate consuming is a lot more pathetic than them creating a kiked cartoon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will never watch the show

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reviewing a bad film/tv show is gate watching

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go review a real series or film instead of making hour long videos over shit for children that you hate, holy fuck

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hour long videos
          >OP video is 7 minutes long
          lmao seething lefttard overdosed on copium

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you didn't give it a chance
      >if you didn't like it why'd you keep watching

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He said he didn't finish the show either in the video

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oh no the haters! be positiverino please!
      Kill yourself, homosexual. I'm a "hater" and proud of it. Also I'm 6'5 with a 134 IQ and I could beat you to death with my hefty, girthy DONG.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      i'm so over watching garbage i know i'm going to dislike just to expirience the short lived smug feeling of being proven right
      i think i've outgrown the autistic need to deconstruct a piece of media and point out in my mind everything wrong with it to feel smarter and more discerning
      this is such a waste of time
      doesn't help that most of the garbage put out today is completely lame and forgettable on top of being bad and subversive, at least in the past this shit was entertaining in some way

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a non white and/or wohman on my tellybox??? Omg I'm literally going innnsssaaannnnneeeeer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't wait to see his next movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not pirating it even, that's the state of your wokefest you wokefang

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when this cartoon was announced and searching "velma" on Google would cause a shower of lesbian pride flags like gay marriage had been legalized again

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gays attaching themselves to Velma is hilarious to me because she was always the one who showed more attraction to men than Daphne. I guess it was just projection because she was less attractive and frumpy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She fucked a carnival worker who reeked of hotdogs

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I don't know how he sits through all this shit
    I guess the alcohol but still

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how can he fleece retards for patreon money if he isn't making videos about latest thing bad

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will never understand patreon. Bunch of cucks willingly giving their money to strangers with nothing to show for it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He said he wouldn't finish the series, but he watches quite a wide array of stuff. Sadly, his videos praising how good things are never end up being as popular as his videos shitting on things.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        After he said he loved the Horizon game series hard to take what he thinks is good seriously anyway.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Possibly the prettiest and most utterly soulless games ever created.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        all he watches and thinks about is goyslop

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the fuck do you mean he makes money complaining about this shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's his job? He literally makes thousands of dollars just for watching 2 episodes of a cartoon, then ranting about it for 7 minutes with nearly the same points he's made about countless other modern shows before.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drinker's got no legs. The video won't reach 1M.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        WE WON DRINKER BROS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as he slaps on that dumb exaggerated voice his videos will keep getting crazy views

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as he slaps on that dumb exaggerated voice his videos will keep getting crazy views

      seethe

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it literally doesn't matter, it was immediately the most watched animated series on hbo
    people will literally watch any new slop they get

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how much is he set to make with those views??

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If he gets 4 dollars for every 1000 would be 3200

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did he reference cal arts? this animation isn't actually that terrible

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because he's a complete and utter hack who pretends to be storied and learned but then goes and pretends to be drunk and reviews childrens movies and other assorted capeslop

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the way he talks about the original show I feel like he didn't even watch it. the original show subverted tropes, no need to bring up a scream movie. the show was self aware

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's a grifter who can only repeat buzzwords

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a fraud

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was what surprised me when I watched episode 1. It wasn't top quality animation, but It actually had some shading and the parts where Velma goes schizo are actually interesting to see. It's still awful though. Velma eating a fry out of a dumpster is so fucking foul.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        just watch fred turn from left to right and it's got better animation than most shit today. it's not just a mouth sliding around and the cheek bulging on the other side

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has no original thoughts, he literally just regurgitate greentexts

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        As does Cinemaphile, hence why he’s the official Cinemaphile tuber-reviewer.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Talk about preaching to the choir

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    HBO has fallen, billions are lost

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does right wing culture revolve around consoooming things to later whine about them?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because right wingers have nothing to consume. They can't create.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, look at stuff like The Lord of the Rings, The Dark Knight, the films of Tarkovsky, John Ford, D.W. Griffith, etc. etc. Clearly there's no such thing as good movies that are conservative or right wing. Nice to meet a fellow trans person by the way 🙂

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lords of the Ring and TDK trilogy were made by liberals. You have no media.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            LOTR and TDK are undebatably right wing and any intelligent person on the left understands that too. There's a fuckton of truly extraordinary art that's conservative. Also funny how you didn't even repond to the other examples I gave, probably because you've never even seen those. Your horizon of art is likely marvel, star wars and netflix schlock. No wonder your perspective on art and media is so ignorant. Utterly pathetic.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              LOTR has multiple races coming together for the common good and is against rampant industrialization. There's nothing right wing about it

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                this. nazis understand Tolkien as much as Amazon did.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's either woketard or nazi
                >those are the only options and there are no other perspectives
                What happened to you that your brain is this rotten and fucked up? Fuck nazis and fuck wokes. Retarded ideologies all the way through. Christian conservatism, aka Tolkien and his views and work, oppose both. Cope and seethe.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                LOTR is a story about white men (and one blonde, white woman) saving the world from an eviil race of dark skinned people. It has completely conservative views on the importance of marriage, social structures and hierarchies, monarchy, masculine leadership. It almost entire excludes women from positions of power. It shows the shire, a world that's hardline conservative as a paradise, precisely because no change happens in it. It glorifies the country side and nature and yes, opposes industrialism and corporate capitalism, the very same that's pushing wokeness harder than anything else. It's literally a story about the literal "men of the west" fighitng for their home, their country, their people. It's a christian conservative work through and through and your pathetic cherry picking will never change that.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >LOTR is a story about white men
                Gonna stop you right there. I'm not reading the rest of your nonsense

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Based

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Quit trying to retcon that word to mean something that it doesn't, Patel

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aww, poor little baby is incapable of responding to actual arguments and just gives up. Better for everyone I guess

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You showed a fundamental misunderstanding with your first sentence. You're not worth my time

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you call facts a misunderstanding and therefore ignore all the arguments someone makes then you're not worth anyone's time. Then again, the fact that you're so utterly intellectually, philosophically and politically inept as to claim The Lord of the Rings isn't conservative has clearly shown that to begin with.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >triggered within a sentence
                go back

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                why are people arguing back and forth about this dumb bullshit? there is more than a little bit of good conservative film. I don't even have to think about it. if you can't come up with any examples, then watch historical military fiction. hell master and commander. zero women, conservative, a good film. have people in this thread never heard of Michael Mann? guys just stop, go watch movies and come back when you actually know something

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's because these people have for some reason convinced themselves that all art inherently agrees with their ideology and that no art that offers different perspectives can even exist. It's an extraordinarily infantile world view, not to mention a fragile one. Just look how quickly they seethe when someone makes arguments that challenge their laughable perspective.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Trannoids can’t refute this so they just ignore it
                LAWL

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Multiple groups of white people, yes. And they're coming together to fight easterners and evil creatures with dark skin. How very interesting.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dwarves (Scots)
                Halflings (Welsh)
                Men (English)
                Elves (Danes)

                Come together to fight

                Orcs (naggers)
                Easterlings (Arabs)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're over simplify it but if Dwarves were anyone they would be Welsh because they're miner's

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The message is right wing.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >liberals
            >he doesn't say leftists
            I see you disingenuous cockroach

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            LOTR was made to reflect Tolkien’s worldview which was inherently conservative.

            The Hobbit was made to leftard standards and it shows- childish, crudely stereotyped, clumsy in vision and execution, pointlessly bloated and full of unnecessary characters only there to show ‘white man bad’ to offset the ‘white man good’ on show.
            Black people in Laketown, too, which makes zero fucking sense.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tolkien was a fairly conservative religious dude, by any metric in the modern era he would be ‘conservative’. The left claims whoever it likes is on their side.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >JRR Tolkien
            >liberal

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this, pretty much. you can condemn the woke media for shitting out nugget after nugget of underwhelming repetitive slop, but they are at least productive and every 1/1000 of these productions actually have value. Meanwhile right wing media is still stuck in the 80s.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        All media created by the left before they got co-opted in the '10s by the SJW cult can be consumed by anybody but nuleftists.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both left and right wing ideology is centered entirely around having the ability to mindlessly consoom as much product as possible without having to interact with anything they disagree with in any way. The only way to accomplish this is to pick a side and fight for the other side to be wiped out completely so that you can become a completely unfettered consoomer whose mind is never taken off of anything other than the joy of consumption. Eventually their paychecks won't even enter their bank accounts anymore, all their money will go directly to whatever corporations are in charge of the litany of subscription services they have.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >attempt at political analysis relies on contemporary trends yet suggests that things function this way in perpetuity
        you're not very smart are you?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because right wingers have nothing to consume. They can't create.

      fuck off samefag

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because "right wingers" take the time to at least understand what they're criticizing rather than having the gays and naggers on CNN programming them on how to respond to a topic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If right wingers actually consoomed every woke show, they wouldn't all get cancelled because of zero views.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Drinker and that whole sphere of YouTube aren't even right wing. They're basically just Sargon centrists. If they were actually right wing they'd be banned from YouTube.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      still stuck in the left right dichotomy if its shit its shit regardless of your politics retard

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      conservatives have no constructive vision of the future so all they can do is cry about the present. that's why in 10 years you'll see republicans supporting trannies

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it's a shame, because progressives have a vision for the future and it's fucking shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in 10 years you'll see republicans supporting trannies
        Give it a year or two. They are already saying that homosexuals are okay, its just the trannies that are not good (and only if they are interacting with kids). Thats why they are also supporting the "gays against groomers" thing, which is the most retarded thing ever. Republicans are in many ways worse than the left wing.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those are kiwifags who were eagerly swallowing the kool-aid until gamergate and Trump happened. This is just their return to the norm

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Republicans are in many ways worse than the left wing.
          Ineffectual opposition is shit, but it's in no way worse than being the instigator.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all change is good even if it’s corrosive to a healthy society
        Yeah that’s a real ‘vision thing’ right there.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does left wing culture revolve around commenting on what right wing people are commenting on?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We don't care what fascists/chuds have to say. Stay strong Velma bros! Keep consooming! The West will fall! We will be victorious in the end! Trans women are women, yes all men, down with the white colonizers!

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need to shill more shill I'm still not watching The Reddit Drinker

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll give him this he's pretty honest about the obvious agenda every single show now has. He's really the only one to call it out without getting cancelled or banned from YouTube

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        how has he avoided getting banned anyway

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gee maybe cause he only criticises things that are already getting shat on by everyone

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah I realized this when he called House of the Dragon "excellent". I don't hate it but there was plenty of stuff in it for him to criticize, it's clear he always goes with the default mainstream anti-SJW opinion.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because he’s a major drawcard and his shit avoids cancellation by being factual? Because his ‘controversial’ opinions are supported by evidence? Because to shut him down would just see him start right back up on a different platform and take millions of eyes with him?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nerdrotic, Quarterpoundering, to a lesser degree MoistCritikal and Asmongold, and tons of smaller guys all do it too.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do people become critical drinkers??

    >There could be lots of reasons for people to start drinking heavily. Some people used to have a drink at the end of the day, normally. Some people start drinking after they have been dodged by their loved ones. Some people drink to forget the failure they have been facing. Yet others drink and review children's movies, whilst pretending to shit their pants and seethe that the fan fiction in their head didn't play out correctly on the screen.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I should start grifting. The outrage machine is eternal.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people don’t actually hate my woke bullshit
      >the industry didn’t actually hemorrhage 550 billion last year
      >it’s just LE HECKIN OUTRAGE MACHINE
      (you) trannies are wild lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't you know? fighting captitalism is supporting nbc or hbo or amazon products and raging against youtubers in their basement

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hi Drinker

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lefties literally dont fight capitalism anymore. They abandoned marx in the 1970s because you cant blame an economic system that essentially hasn’t been mixed with their ideal form of economics for almost a century and not suffer your own cognitive dissonance

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's really just that what's coming out of Hollywood is so bad and people are so disappointed that these sort of reactionary takes can be as half-assed as what Drinker puts out and people will be happy with them. You should go for it, it's free money.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seems an oversaturated field to get into

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      just type velma into youtube and theres about a million no-name 'reviewers' with 3-4 figure subs all clamouring to make edgy reviews about it and hopefully launch their shitty channels lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do leftwingers not understand what grifting means?
      Grifting is Hasan Piker/Andrew Tate where they each have their own "hustlers academy/fighting as the resistance just donate to my Patreon now" or donating to BLM so Shaniquah can get a new mcmansion
      Grifting is not sharing opinions online

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the word they were looking for is pundit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they don't understand (or care) what any words mean and demonstrate it over and over again

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anybody read any of Critical Drinker's books? Are they just military man wankery? Does that mean he just hates trash that's antithetical to the trash he makes?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've read 3 of them, they're basically Jason Bourne books. Some interesting twists and turns throughout. They're better than the only modern show I have watched, star trek picard.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen Velma, probably won't, but I seriously doubt it would trigger me as hard as the critical thinker has.

    In case he actually posted the OP
    PLOT SYNOPSIS AND YOUR PERSONAL OPINION ON IT IS NOT CRITICISM YOU ARE NOT A CREATOR YOU ARE A FUCKING YES MAN TO CHUDS AND A SHIT ONE AT THAT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really hate all these critical film review guys who do nothing other than this shit. drinker just gave a synopsis you could find in a paragraph and then ranted about mean spirited and repeated dogshit he read online. people like YMS make like 30+ minute videos and do nothing but repeat every single story beat. wtf is the point in this shit even. some of the times I watch a review video and the actual review is a 20 second blurb at the end of a video.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        also RLM is guilty of it too. several of their reviews mike just starts doing it. even worse is shit like the ghostbusters video where mike goes on one of his hay fever rants about how he could make a movie better

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is RLM at its worst... Mike revolutionized the 2010s review, why can't he be content with that? It's clear to anyone who has seen Space Cop that he has no talent in making actual movies. It's fine. Otherwise there wouldn't be any great movie critics. But offering your "how to fix" it is just ... sheer. fucking. hubris.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone who's a "professional reviewer" is a literal leech on society contributing less than nothing, actively degrading the collective intelligence of the society around them with their painfully dull "analysis" of whatever slapdash goyslop production they're talking about at the moment. Anyone whose watched 5 seconds of a youtube trailer for Velma can tell it's bad and "woke" and unoriginal and only exists because someone in hollywood thought there'd be a profit to make by pumping out this soulless crap, we don't need a drunk to stretch the obvious out into a 10 minute diatribe for ad revenue.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          everyone who actually is a "professional reviewer" probably has a main income somewhere else and takes responsibility with their reviews.

          a professional youtuber wearing the mask of a reviewer, however, is the worst person the Journalist class has shat out into the working world.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >people like YMS make like 30+ minute videos and do nothing but repeat every single story beat.
        This. Other than a source of recommendations for people who feel like their tastes align with his, that dogfucker has offered maybe one collective hour of actual analysis across the entirety of his hundreds of hours of content. The bulk of it is just "it was good/bad and looked good/bad and the acting was good/bad and you can tell they really cared/didn't care". Absolutely zero fucking insight of any sort.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        create your own channel praising the show then?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol no I hate youtube pundits so much. I don't even have a youtube account. fuck that nonsense

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really hate all these critical film review guys who do nothing other than this shit. drinker just gave a synopsis you could find in a paragraph and then ranted about mean spirited and repeated dogshit he read online. people like YMS make like 30+ minute videos and do nothing but repeat every single story beat. wtf is the point in this shit even. some of the times I watch a review video and the actual review is a 20 second blurb at the end of a video.

      can you guys recommend some reviewers? thank you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        armond white. there are no good youtube reviewers. none of them actually understand the filmmaking process. even that every frame a painting guy is just trying his best to be entertaining

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just do the opposite of whatever Owen Gleiberman says

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >critical thinker..trigger me
      >CHUDS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, other people are definitely triggered and not you...

      Calm down, incel.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        stfu tranny homosexual go chug some Mauler semen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trigger me
      go back to r*ddit, homosexual

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Velma sucks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      heh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best response in the thread

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bit of a sidenote but I don't find the 'retarded male/husband with the 2D wife too good for him' trope egregious
    it fundamentally works in a comedy context; if anything it proves women aren't as funny as men or willing to poke fun at themselves in the same way

  22. 11 months ago
    Krager

    What, Critical Drinker doesn't like Velma.... I'm shocked.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    guess this pandering fuck isnt allowed on trending

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    do americans think he is smart because he has a british accent?

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It almost seems like Critical Drinker made this show himself to have endless whiny content.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so everyone is basically in agreement this is deliberate zero effort rage-bait to make as many quick bux as possible off the shitstorm it knew it would generate before it being instantly forgotten about in a few weeks?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yup because that's what sells now. Fake outrage

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so everyone is basically in agreement this is deliberate zero effort rage-bait

      Most of us told you this before the show came out but you kept spamming the board with hype threads to le epic own the chuds

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't even know this show existed until this morning lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I didn't know the internet existed until an hour ago

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            theres like a million 'terrible revamps' of old shows at any given moment the last few yrs. I can't keep up with them all

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can teach you how to keep up
              >is it a reboot of a 20 year old IP
              it sucks.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you haven't used this board a single time within the past few months you might have a point, but even if I assume that much you're still a fucking retard for complaining about why people are shit talking a show on the board that it's been spammed on for weeks

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never gave a shit about scooby doo in the first place so there wouldn't be any reason for the threads to stand out in any way to me among the other crap I'm bombarded with
                I was vaguely aware of the cringey 'black' shaggy, but I didn't know if it was even a specific show they were making or if it was just a series of youtube shorts or even an internet comic, cause again I never cared about scooby doo (and still don't)

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >95k likes
    >700 dislikes

    Trannysisters, what's happening?!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      zoomers are a conservative bunch

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why they troon out and try to become a stereotypical woman from the 50's.Zoomers love traditional gender roles.Nah who am I kidding zoomers are just gigahomosexuals.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only people who agree with him already watch him, so obviously they're the ones leaving likes.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Damn! He's coming in with them Hot Takes!

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They’ll call him a grifter, make fun of his accent, criticize his shtick, and a hundred other little insults. But they’ll never point out where he’s factually wrong…

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked this Fred better

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      all that is just post-hoc rationalization to explain why they hate him aside from the truth: he is contrary and a threat to their ideology
      the visceral seething bleeds out from their posts

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love it.
        >RARGH ALT RIGHT MAN CRITICIZE MY GROWN UP CARTOONS I’M GOING INSAAAAAAAANE WITH RAGE
        You can gauge how based an eceleb is by how much he makes troons and soicucks seethe. CD is absolutely one of the best because I’ve never even seen one of his haters attempt a written rebuttal here. It’s all just character assassination.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sick of talking about velma so i went and watched the first two eps of mystery inc
    It was kino why did it get ignored and cancelled?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heard good things about it. Velma flopping makes me want to watch Mike Tyson Mysteries again, looks like it's on Tubi now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mtm was kino highly recommended mate
        Go watch bored to death as well its live action but takes the piss out of modern detective slop

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah Mike Tyson Mysteries is one of the few shows where it's really difficult to predict how the episode will end, and one of the very few modern shows where the dry humor actually works. I'll check out Bored to Death, thanks for the recommendation.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mystery Inc wasn't cancelled. It ran 2 seasons and concluded the story line, although I'd like to have seen more in that universe it was great and is actually a finished product which is rare these days.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pads out run time by a minute with the same shitty cutaways he's been using for years

    It's just obnoxious and not funny at this point. I don't usually watch his videos anymore because of it.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this show didn't have the scooby doo franchise attached to it, no one would even be talking about it, it would be absolute shit, but just another forgotten product to pad out HBOs catalog.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Critical thinker
    >Drinks booze

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    King of Chuds didn't disappoint.Spot on review,pointing kikery as soon as he saw it.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    scooby dooby doo where are you? we've got some work to do now

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop putting bros at the end of everything. There are no Velmabros. Not here. Not anywhere. Please just stop.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a Velmabro, I love my chud slaying Velma. Velmabros, RISE UP!!!!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are the Velmabros in the room with you right now? Where did the velmabros touch you?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Stop putting bros at the end of everything
      Uhhh... Brosbros? We got too cocky

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    im not watching the soi drinker no matter how much you people shill him

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is so boring

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feels so low effort, he just points out a bunch of obvious things and calls it a remake when it's an origin story and says it's Calarts without knowing what that means. Not even sure if he actually watched it or just a few clips and took a few opinions off Twitter. At the end he doesn't even suggest a good alternative and just says you should watch paint dry.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Insecure alcoholic cries onscreen for 180 minutes because no one is congratulating him anymore for being white
    No thanks. I think I will hide YT channel

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pathetic ad hom/strawman. Git gud fgt.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so glad we have youtubers to tell us it's trash because I never would have figured it out on my own.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s sad people can’t form their own opinions anymore

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s sad people can’t form their own opinions anymore

      >creates a video titled "who cares about mcu phase 4?"
      >proceeds to review mcu phase 4 content

      DESTROY ALL SHILL THREADS
      DESTROY ALL HATEWATCH THREADS
      KILL KILL KILL nagger AIDS SHIT

      Is this guy's job to find the shitiest thing airing and just jerk off for 30 minutes?

      >don't like a guy
      >can't stay away from his threads
      why

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm free to share negative opinions of an e-celeb just as you are free to shill him.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >creates a video titled "who cares about mcu phase 4?"
    >proceeds to review mcu phase 4 content

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What is a rhetorical question?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He gets paid to shit on that kind of content. You're either fucking retarded for not understanding that, or you're a deceitful, tranny rat.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're a good goy

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >woke tv show or movie comes out
    >Make video stating the obvious about it
    >Rake in millions of views and dollars

    why does this make me so jealous

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I could make a living on minimal effort too.

  43. 11 months ago
    SAGE

    DESTROY ALL SHILL THREADS
    DESTROY ALL HATEWATCH THREADS
    KILL KILL KILL nagger AIDS SHIT

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2.5% like to dislike ratio

    Do they just not utilize focus groups or audience testing? Even just on the creative team there had to have been a canary in the coal mine.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which addon unhides the dislikes?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/return-youtube-dislike/gebbhagfogifgggkldgodflihgfeippi

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was never going to watch it since anyone can see from a million miles away that it was going to be a steaming pile of shit. I don't need an e-celebrity to tell me that it's bad.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wow, the thing that everyone knew would be bad turned out to be bad? Thanks for reaffirming my own opinion, please have these 900k views.
    At this point I'm just starting to dislike all these youtube fags, it's all the same thing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Copium.
        I'm still subbed to drinker and was also subbed to some people in his circles, but this content is just repetitive and boring, not watching anymore. You dont have to be leftard to get tired of it.
        It also doesnt help that he's in the same general group as Mauler and his homosexual brigade.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          why seethe over the amount of views he gets then? just move the fuck on

          but we all know you are full of shit and larping as anything but what you actually are

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because I like to shit on out of touch boomers who still rant about muh SJWs. That shit got stale 4 years ago.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >...and the mask slips
              lel

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And you were preemptively called out
                [...]
                Right here little cuckold

                holy kek you retards really are out of touch. Whats next, gonna talk about chinese communists and high taxes?
                >NOOOO Biden had classified documents in his garage and he is not in trouble for it
                >but the libruls said Trump is bad when he had documents in his house
                >GET IT? LIBERALS ARE HYPOCRITES
                Yeah nagger, they have no morals. What are you gonna do about it, whine some more?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >schizo trannny BTFO so hard, xer goes off on an irrelevant tangent

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tell you to take meds for your schizospiel
                Are you really this upset a guy on YouTube is dunking on your cartoons?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you still watch things like 'feminists DESTROYED by logic' compilations and stuff like that?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you still watch breadtubers day after day and donate to Hasan on twitch?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i dont know what that is and i only know who that other bloke is because sam hyde called him out to fight or something and he chickened out or whatever you gen z kiddies say. do you still watch things like 'feminists DESTROYED by logic' compilations?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >do you still watch things like 'feminists DESTROYED by logic' compilations?
                corporate sponsored "breadtube" videos are far worse than that

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              And you were preemptively called out

              >

              Right here little cuckold

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >That shit got stale 4 years ago

              You'd think SJWs or whatever name they're going under these days would have learned by now that they're a plague on humanity and the complete opposite of what they think they are.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I am not a leftist

          Because I like to shit on out of touch boomers who still rant about muh SJWs. That shit got stale 4 years ago.

          >I hate people who make fun of SJWs

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>I hate people who make fun of SJWs
            Yeah because its pointless. Boomers are still stuck on "democrats are the real racists" tier talking points. Im guessing youre one of those retards who thinks that if you point out the hypocrisy long enough, they'll understand the error of their ways.
            Oh, they stole the election? Okay, then stop whining and next time start cheating too.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >"democrats are the real racists"
              aren't they? they put everyone into their own little checkbox purely based on skin color or ethnicity, even telling black people that they're acting "white." I'm sorry, are all black people supposed to talk like a rapper, only eat fried chicken, watermelon and drink grape soda.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Here I'll help you out: People who make fun of SJWs are in the business of low hanging fruit. Do you really think grifters target critical-thinking right wingers who use nuance to reach a conclusion? If you don't like grifters it doesn't mean you're a leftist. That's literal retard reasoning.

              Why did you wait ten minutes just to samefag your own post, go be retarded somewhere homosexual

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a different poster from that guy, you window licking fucking moron. Why do you perceive everyone with a dissenting opinion to you as the same person? Kek

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why do you perceive everyone with a dissenting opinion to you as the same person?
                because you're npc's whose opinions come prepackaged

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wish we had unique IDs like /misc/ so then you couldn't just pull the MUH SAMEFAG card every time you throw a temper tantrum. It's tiresome.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                but then you would be exposed as 2 or 3 retards rambling on and spewing out your generic talking points like it's your job

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Here I'll help you out: People who make fun of SJWs are in the business of low hanging fruit. Do you really think grifters target critical-thinking right wingers who use nuance to reach a conclusion? If you don't like grifters it doesn't mean you're a leftist. That's literal retard reasoning.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              if you're going to larp as a moderate or right-wing, at least try to turn down your usage of leftist buzzwords and coping points ffs
              you're absolutely terrible at this

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Heh, you used a buzzword. I don't have to acknowledge anything you say. Here's my clapback
                Not larping. Speaking pretty simple truths. If you can't understand what I'm saying then you might be retarded.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this guy's job to find the shitiest thing airing and just jerk off for 30 minutes?

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drinker... I try to like but your editing is fucking obnoxious and your forced laughter is fucking annoying, we get it, it's ridiculous, you don't have to hammer down it into our fucking ears FUCK YOU IM MAD

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, that's a lot of racists.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen the video but let me guess it's starts something like:
    >*sigh* *drinks bottle*
    >I'm gonna need another bottle for this one

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he still butthurt over Star Wars?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's obvious you watch all of his videos to seethe about him, so you should already surmise an answer about it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually don't but I have suggestible friends that don't really watch movies but now have an easy way to have opinions about them.
        I just took a look at his Glass Onion video and...yeah he's still mad over Star Wars. Every comment is nonsensical and he clearly intented to hate it while watching because his observations are surface level.

        It's funny how the comments all disagree with his dumb take.

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Velma a Mindy Kaling Self-insert?

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the whole point in channels like this to just listen to your own opinion repeated back at you?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically yeah. It's just trashy validating. Feels nice though, probably good for your mental health to see someone repeat your beliefs back at you.

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how tiktok works
    youtube is obv full of retards talking endless shite, but at least the option for better or worse it there to do that
    tiktok just seems like 'you have 10 seconds to dance around like a retard or something'

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tictok is just vine for Zoomers

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I shamefully just watched ~10 reviews for an astronomical lack of anything better to do and they're literally all just copying each other and dumb shit they're obviously regurgitating from here lel

    they're not wrong necessarily, but holy fuck its cringe

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't people get tired of watching videos that confirm their own confirmation bias? Too bad he stopped before it was revealed that Scooby has turned into a black woman.

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >latest thing is TRASH
    >millions of views
    Current youtube is so fucking easy, and also trash.

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