Buck's first date with a guy. Will it go well?
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Promo has it already set up to failure
>pizza on the table
So he's eating the crust?
>gets caught cheating on his actual boyfriend
>a two way affair
something about this homie pisses me off and I can't explain why
That poor woman is already 90% cucked
Does the chick even know what's going on? She's gonna feel so betrayed once she realizes
>She's gonna feel so betrayed once she realizes
Are you sure she wouldn't be interested in a three way?
abc doesn't have the balls to do that
Probably, but people were more than surprised to see Buck get with a dude. So I personally wouldn't be surprised either way. But once again, I agree, it's unlikely to happen.
Her? maybe
Them? Lmfao, have you seen them when they have to share each other with other people
Good point.
Next Episode: Buckbroken
>it's another "we make Maddie cry and show off her breasts at the same time" episode
>it's another "we kill a boomer to make Buck sad" episode
>it's another "we almost kill Chim" episode
>it's another "Hen gets btfo" episode
>>it's another "Hen gets btfo" episode
When???
>>it's another "we make Maddie cry and show off her breasts at the same time" episode
Best part of the show, tbh. Not even the wall can defeat her hourglass figure and mommy milkers
>Not even the wall can defeat her hourglass figure and mommy milkers
Imagine running for your life and people still won't take you seriously because they're too focused on the BOING BOING BOING of your boobs
>it's been 20+ years
>she's still running from psychopaths
Why is he dating a clone of himself?
Because he can't get with his true love.
>7 years and still nothing
Give up, fujos. It's never going to happen
Trust the plan.
You fat whales are going to get Supernatural'd so fricking hard and I'm gonna laugh at your asses for years to come
>height difference
MUH
Muh what?
>gay couple
>no Black folk or browns
I thought this wasn't allowed anymore
that Hispanic can't act for shit
If they make it canon then the show will actually be kino, cringekino but still
If they don't then then it will be just another low effort porcedural like Hawaii 5-0 and be instantly memoryholed
It all depends on them now
crust status?
What is this homosexual shit doing here? Go back to /lgbt/ with the rest of the queers
>WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING TV SHOWS ON Cinemaphile? RRREEEE
b8
Not him, but isn't everyone sick of homosexual shit by now?
>now
This homosexual show started in 2018, kinda too late to start complaining about it
If these responses have anything to say. I think it's just you.
Last time I cheked this guys was smashing a ginger. What the FRICK is going on
Last episode I saw was the Poseidon Adventure one.
Imagine being the Incredible Hulk and then having to see your son playing a homosexual... sad
Who actually watches these shitty 100 different emergency procedurals? I thought they would have died off now that with streaming you can watch whatever you want at 2AM instead of having to be content with flipping thru channels
I guess people either are still into them or there are those who simply have cable.
>chin grab
>dumbfounded expression
I hate the boner I'm getting
AWOOOGA
Unironically kino
Even more kino than this?
>
I HATE homosexualS
I HATE homosexualS
I HATE homosexualS
I HATE homosexualS
This is what Bang Brave Bang Bravern needed in its finale.
>its finale.
Is it already over?
Been finished for about two weeks.
No season 2?
We can only pray.
>mfw
>crust already on the scene
Imagine the smell
humilliation ritual
buzzword
It's what it is. No straight man does this willingly
What is crust in this context? And why is everyone talking about it?
There's pizza in that scene, are you blind?
I am well aware but people are clearly implying something beyond that? Is this some sort of new joke that I'm not in the know about?
Remember the diarrhea from 2x5? Imagine that on the guy's dick
you wouldn't get it..
I guess you got firsthand experience?
Didn't Buck's parents hated him? Are they really gonna make him gay on top of that?
>gay
Bisexual, anon.
That's cope and you know it
Is it?
>turning chad into a cuck
You hate to see it
>cuck
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
>raising someone's else's child
That's literally what a cuck is, moron
A cuck would raising his wife's child from another man. Not his best bud's.
That's even worse. He's not even fricking the child's parent. He gets nothing in return
It's called helping a dear friend out in a dire hour of need. Though I wouldn't expect you to understand.
t. cuck
This is what happens when your one and only friend in your 30 odd years of life is your waifu pillow.
nice projections, femcel
Sure, moron. Who to a fire station and ask who in there raises another man's kid. You will sure find plenty of people who do that and will not laugh at you
>least delusional fujo
Normal men don't raise kids that aren't theirs, you're delusional
>the kid looks more like buck than like his actual dad
What did they meant by this
that poor kid is getting groomed
>groomed
Stop being obsessed with child sex and molestation, incel freak.
What the frick?
>fat woman seeing shit where there isn't
Finally, accurate fujo representation
They cute
So true.
>le bisexual
yeah, because they're gonna pair him up with women again. don't be stupid
Do you know how bisexuality works?
i legit cannot recognize buck anymore. he used to be a pussy slayer and now he's batting for the other team and raising a kid that isn't his. what the frick did the other guy did to him?
One (1) malformed, shit-covered pajeet hand typed this.
Cant wait for some crusty endeavours.
I remember he was based in the pilot episode. There's nothing gayer than a character realizing they're gay after 8 seasons. Frick the writers.
homie he was already flirting with a gay, unironically mid crust in episode 7. You're moronic if you think this is anything new
>gets himself fired for being an absolute moron
>based
>I didn't watched the show
>meanwhile in season 1
>Buck flirting with an homosexual while they're getting a tapeworm out of his crust
>conversation is so gay thay even the captain is disgusted
>congratulations, it's a boy!
>popping sound of tapeworm pulled out
Jesus Christ
>Go from Poseidon ripoff to gay soap opera
This show runs on fumes
Is this a good show?
It's solid, comfy to watch once or twice per week
Just skip the scenes with the fat black woman
It's your usual procedural show. It tends to go off the rails in each scenario for the sake of engaging drama.
>the bachelor shit
Somehow more gay and disgusting than the actual gay kiss
feels forced as frick but I guess they needed to add more gays since Athena’s ex husband is never around anymore and all they have is Hen
Buck being into dudes is the least forced thing they're doing. Hen's the actual character they can't stop shoving and they have no stories left for her more than
>let's adopt another kid
She's been at it for 4 seasons already
second part
his sister already knows, isn't it
Of course she does.
embarrasing moment
>since Athena’s ex husband is never around anymore
That guy got btfo so fricking hard
>lost the house with the divorce
>Almost got George Floyd'd in front of his kids
>brain tumor
>kicked out of the show
So much for respecting black people lmao,
Season 5 and 6 were a mistake. A whole fricking mess with only some sprinkles of kino here and there
Leaving the reigns of the show to an uppity hag was not the best idea after all
>HOW FRICKING DARE YOU TO NOT BE MY BABYSITTER FOR FREE ANYMORE!
what the frick was his problem?
The truth is that no matter how muh they want to make you think he's so competent and cool, he's actually very autistic with anger issues
Chris Cuomo?
No. It's Lou Ferrigno's son
>survives almost 5 impossible death situations, 2 assaination attempts
>still comes back to his gf and daughter
>actually funny
Best character coming through
YO, REBAR!
For me, it's when he was killed and revived a bunch of times as a form of torture by the hero complex serial killer.
*sips*
>5x17 was pure, unfiltered kino
>5x18 was garbage, just skip until the last three scenes
What the frick even
OH SH-
An earthquake wasn't enough
what are the chances of this actually happening on california?
Kinoest arc of the series right there
So how did this get addressed, I wonder? Doubt one firefighter team could handle it themselves.
be honest, Cinemaphile. would you?
Maybe
She's actually very cute as far as black girls go, why isn't she in bigger stuff instead of that ugly mutt Zendaya?
Hollywood israelites don't want you to look at black queens, only neggresses
made for anal
May is too pure for sexo
how do you respond to this?
Hug + Blowjob
did he cried? He looks like he's about to cry
Gay as frick, homie
I'm starting to see why fujos latched onto this show...
I've literally never heard of this show or seen it discussed on Cinemaphile before. Is this some kind of psymiliation optual?
No it's a fujofication ritual
It's honestly weird how this show has such a big name cast and somehow it's still very niche. One would think it would have gotten big enough to be normiecore way back
I guess it's due to the fact the show is just one of many procedurals that clutter primetime tv slots?
It was on it's way to become that, and then covid happened.
Why is he called Chimney?
ANON, NO
It's so QUIET here
Cursed posts
Why there is crust on the table?
The establishing shot is framed by a man and a woman acting as two pillars, or two opposite polarities, on top of a black-and-white checkerboard floor, in which the interplay of those polarities is symbolized. In between the two "pillars," the character "Buck's" bisexuality is synthesized. In front of an audience of millions that is none the wiser.
This is mind control, and it's as old as the pyramids.
Meds now
People really try to find patterns where they don't exist, eh?
Welp, this thread was surprisingly comfy. Not the kind of thing you thought you would find on Cinemaphile anymore.
See you morons on Thursday
Always got to appreciate the little things life hands your way I guess.