>a 20 year old woman squeezing a potato is le creepy...because it just is!
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>a 20 year old woman squeezing a potato is le creepy...because it just is!
>Nickelodeon producers are israelites who molest kids
>Years later
>Dan gets blamed for everything even though he was just a fat nerd with a foot fetish.
There's almost a zero percent chance that fat slob wasn't molesting kids.
I honestly think Dan was content with being around girls and shooting softcore scenes with them in cute outfits and didn’t actually cross the line.
And yet, zero evidence. Interesting.
zero evidence that big harv fricked jlaw and hermione too but we all know he did
The frick does that matter? He was outed by multiple people, Dan has never has an accuser.
wasn't there a conspiracy where people were saying he was the true dad of Jamie Lynn Spears baby and that they hired actors to play the baby daddy to keep it secret after they fired her
What's up with Jamie Lynn Spears kid? Who's the father? Why is it such a secret that it has not been publicly stated?
WHAT THE FRICK? A normal guy gets forced to get tested genetically if he says he's not the father and gets court raped with alimony while some fricker fricks PRIME TEEN pussy and nobody, even her, can name him?? I wonder who will she resemble after growing up.
>I wonder who will she resemble after growing up
Probably Jamie Lynn
Dan is a model citizen for MAP representation. It proves pedos can work with children and merely spankbank the memories for use for cooming when they gets home.
Kys projecting israelite
>browses Cinemaphile for a few years and actually believes a meme
>He raped kids ok, he raped them, just look at him it is obvious he's a kid didler, there's a scene where Ariana eats a hot dog that's so disturbing and obviously a joke about rape
Yeah sure
Is he really that moronic?
>foot fetish
Honestly that's enough to condemn him or everyone.
>he was just a fat nerd with a foot fetish
Nice fricking try, Dan. Want to avoid the blame, the name the rest of the rats.
DAN
DID
IT
>People are constantly accusing people of raping and molesting them for “inappropriate arm touching” or banal flirting
>Still no one has come out and said Dan has assaulted them
>BUT HE HAD TO HAVE RAPED THEM LOOK AT HIM
He’s just an ugly guy living his dream and that’s okay.
>BUT HE HAD TO HAVE RAPED THEM LOOK AT HIM
Villain is evil because... he's ugly
This but ironically, ie israeli stereotypes.
Thats why they cast the more attractive israelites in movies and tv.
brian peck ass raped my boy
is that you foot soldier?
Why they trying to keep us down foot connaisseurs
....Guys I have to admit that I've been israeli this entire time
Dan the man is going down
On whom?
Dan the Pedrophile schneider
Pedro who? Or is it any Pedro?
Dan, came insider, Schneider
Dan "She's a fighter, hold 'er tighter" Schneider
>Pedrophile
>attracted to Latinos
That fat frick was getting massages from pre-teens
Yes. And?
if you had a girthy potato penis you would get it too
They don't call him BEER CAN DAN for nothing.
All evidence suggests Dan is pretty much innocent. He’s a smart enough guy to know that boys watch his shows partially for the girls, and he gave the audience what they wanted to see.
His crime is being a dick to some of his staff and not providing a better support system for kids to raise concerns anonymously. Otherwise, seems legit until further evidence.
I partially agree. He was shrewd enough to make content that would attract boys and girls, which is difficult in children’s television. However, I think he was purposefully targeting pedos/fetishists as well, because their money spends just the same. I think he was unethical in the production of the shows and walked a thin line.
Many kid's YouTube/instagram/ect. do this as well. The parents know the creeps are watching, and they even bait them in with thumbnails, clothing choices, swimming pool videos, and “oops”-creep-shots. They don’t care because they want money and fame, plus the creeps are at a distance. Do you think other kids are buying things on the channel’s Amazon wishlist? It’s exploitative, but difficult to legally step in unless a crime is committed.
This would track with Dan legitimately being devastated upon learning one of the 'creeps' got in and did something to Drake.
>Ok the last few have been weird. Lets do something she can't mess up.
>UGHHHH, UH UH UH, UHHHHH
>jfc this kid...
Mhmmm
A lot of projection in these threads.
I'm Durhty Dab
Magnet link?
Not saying this is true but jailors often like to submit prisoners to weird sexual tortures, weren't they piling up naked Arabs in Abu Ghraib and taking pictures with them?
>weren't they piling up naked Arabs in Abu Ghraib and taking pictures with them?
That was Amerimutts. They're a strange breed.
the weird part was that a lot of the participants were females. I wonder how many women actually get off on that kind of thing, I guess it makes sense considering how much the average woman loves watching documentaries about gay serial killers, you could even go back to public executions and gladiator battles for more confirmation
interesting... calling NYT as we speak
Buy an ad Dan
she wasn't 20, homosexual
That guy turned out not to be israeli. He was just some random aussie whose family, all Anglo Australians, snitched on him lol.
Australians are the best shitposters
i'm gonna bust
I can't blame him for trying to frick her
I don't agree with it but I understand
Pure sex in one picture.
Frick Marry Kill
Frick all of them, kill you, marry your mom.
Frick VJ
Marry Liz
Kill Ari (preferably with the potato)
Liz Gilles is pure fricking sexo. She made it out the best of the three
Who would've thought that getting groomed and marrying someone twice your age would do that?
Alcoholic VJ is the one I feel bad for most.
Did they try and do anything with Vicky?
Kill Marry Frick
They can milk my spud.
rape rape rape
>hot looking women
Oh noes what a pedophile
Get the story straight homosexuals
Pedo is prepubescent girls and these b***hes almost all look exactly the same right now in their 30s
Ariana looks the worst now
I wish I had a potato penis.
Reminder to support dicky and correct brats like /ourguy/ Dan.
i want to blow my load in Ari's mouth
You mean your potato juices?
>since 2010, Cinemaphile is trying to expose Dan Schneider
>now that even normies know about all the creepy innuendo in his shows, Cinemaphile is defending him
funny as hell lol
>Cinemaphile is one person
welcome to contrarian mind of the incel
RENT FREE
Did you just self identify as an incel?
i always forget there are actual pedophiles on this website
i mean, Cinemaphile was split on this issue
i even remember some sentiments years ago that Dan was actually protective of the kids but I got nothing to back that up so here, have this useless post
>Cinemaphile making jokes based on his obvious foot fetish and the fact that he abused his position to produce foot scenes
>reddit tourists and subhuman ESLs who need an "/s" tag to comprehend sarcasm completely miss it and assume he's a rapist with 0 evidence
Dan was into old massage ladies
GUESS WHAT??
it was disappointing torrenting the documentary only to find out it's just a bunch of roasties seething because Dan never touched them
His type is morbidly obese women that are good with their hands
Anyone else make it through his "apology" video and feel like he might have been based once upon a time?
>UNEARTHS DISTURBING CLIP
You mean the clip that's been online on youtube for over a decade and was aired on Nickelodeon?
>20 years old
What the frick is happening with his arm in this picture?
It's weird how an industry which shelters pedophiles and rapists also considers itself a moral authority for the world.
That’s what I’m saying, Disney adults are watching this and the next day will plan their next trip to Disney world for ten days and spend at least 15k on it. Like why do feminists watch this and still continue to explode in joy with they put yet another gay or troony in the next tv show? Like how do they not see that a lot of people are are gay and transgender now we’re the kids who got diddled of then by the pasts “gay” people? Can they not line up the dots that israelites and Evil Men and Women literally set up shit from the start to domino into current era?
>women
there's your answer anon
After 10 years of making memes about Dan Schneider Cinemaphile does a 180 once the general public gets wind of it
never change
>Dan "Cinemaphile divider" Schneider
>Dan "Normie Enjoyment Denier" Schneider
It’s nice to know that the Pete & Pete creators appear to be genuinely good guys that made their weird little indie kids show out in the New Jersey suburbs far away from Hollywood degenerates.
>you now remember Zoey 102
quiet on set is deadass such a banger name for the doc on this thobeit
>>a 20 year old woman
was she 20 at the time?
She turned 20 in 2013, so no.
Dan Schneider, Harvey Weinstein, and Jeffery Epstein are all based israelites who did nothing wrong, and I'm tired of pretending they're not.
weinstein's dick was the great filter
we got 20 years of kino with the best pussy on earth and look how we repaid him
now we're stuck with dykes and mystery meat nignogs
We got mid b***hes like jennifer lawrence and emma watson psyopped through media outlets as standards of female beauty. Frick off.
you prefer the current state of affairs with uggos like amandla stenblerg, zendlaya colemlan, jennla ortegla or the fat filipino prostitutes from the avatar abortion?
>jennifer lawrence and emma watson
>mid
Much lower than mid, I agree
I'm honestly starting to rethink all of my perceptions about this.
That docuseries was fricking moronic. They seriously think sneezing is cum. If they're dumb enough to say that, then, of course they're dumb enough to think anything.
Did Dan even have a foot fetish? Or did he legitimately just think feet were funny because he was a fat mean nerd?
Like, some of the shots of feet with a bow and arrow don't even make sense for a foot fetishist.
He just created gags that he thought kids would find funny. Terminally-online adults see those gags through an adult lens years later, and they associate them with weird fetishes.
How are feet funny?
>disturbing clip
It's literally a clip from a show that aired on tv.
>ONLY 20 YEARS OLD!
>SICK FUUUUUUCK!!!
Assuming this was from Victorious, she wasn’t 20 at the time.
Why would a foot fetishist even like a scene of a foot with callouses being grinded off?
Any feet people in here? Would you even get off on that?
lots of damage control shills, i wonder which pr firm his lawyers hired
do not underestimate footgay degeneracy
The prostitutes stayed quiet about his meat-to-feet action.
Dan won.
>Dan was verbally abusive!
>And he liked feet!
Yeah, that's definitely an accusation you'd need damage control for.
>When the twitter pendulum swings and now you are considered the "bad one" while your 7 million dollar in debt co-star is a martyr
DRAAAKKKEEE
it recontextualizes things
Josh was a fatass but drake carried a burden of rape and hid it for years
>overeat and be the goofy fat kid so all the gay pedo producers won’t want to rape you
>get thin and handsome as soon as you’re out of the danger zone
All according to keikaku.
I watched the whole thing. Lots of creepy shit all around, a handful of pedophiles and it turns on Dan was just an butthole.
what does 'milk a potato' mean? is this some zoomer slang?
They mean to say "juice a potato" but they are too moronic to understand that an opaque white liquid isn't automatically milk. See: coconut milk
>be me
>for years assume that the Cinemaphile memes are true and this guy is the nickelodeon weinstein
>finally tell all movie comes out "exposing" him
>it's a nothingburger and doesn't have a single concrete accusation of sexual impropriety
He's literally an ugly fat dude getting scapegoated
In the post #metoo world, if he had done something, they would have presented evidence by now
We have no-name hispanics accusing the new james bond of being a meanie on set but not a single former child star cares to boost their profile at schneider's expense? please
>He's literally an ugly fat dude getting scapegoated
good.
I was following some twitter discourse (I know) where they were explaining that the popcorn pants (popper pants) skit from the Amanda Show was some allegory for kids taking poppers and having anal sex, I was so dumbfounded how a fun skit about a theoretical product that pops popcorn in your pants somehow led to that conclusion
They're doing it all over Youtube comments too. It's absolutely fricking insane.
Victoria herself said there's lots of sexual innuendos in Victorious in an interview. Nobody is even denying this and it's not limited to one show.
Sexual innuendos are one thing, but making something out of nothing is another. Even so, there's sexually charged jokes in kids cartoons, too. Granted, that doesn't directly affect an actor, but it's still inserting sexual themes into kids stuff.
From a purely artistic perspective that would perhaps have been preferable to what Dan "if she's a bleeder I'll breed 'er" Schenider did.
What did he do?
italians are wh-
Reposting from another thread because that one is dying:
Are people on Cinemaphile memeing or did you all just miss the Amanda background? It’s pretty clear the doc implies he molested her. They just couldn’t outright say it, but the Dan-Amanda relationships has similar behaviors as Peck-Drake (weird physical contact, lack of adult supervision, over involvement in the kid’s career, child star substance abuse outcome).
It doesn’t imply that all though. It makes it very clear that the relationship was inappropriately close between an adult and child, but there was nothing there to suggest he molested her. Did we watch two different documentaries or something?
>watch Quiet on Set documentary to see what Dan did
>they bring on people who said he was "creepy" and "made women uncomfortable with his jokes"
>the actual criminal was a israeli gay acting coach who tried to groom Drake Bell and molested him (potentially many others) with famous actors in the space defending the israeli gay like actors from Boy Meets World
>Even Drake said that Dan was the only one who reached out to make sure he was okay after the news broke
seems like Dan was just some fat kid that got famous putting Nick on his back in the 90s-00s and it went to his head which is why he would get angry and yell on set a lot but he never actually sexually assaulted anyone. All the clips of the actors being uncomfortable are just that way because they're scared to make him mad not that he's a creep
That's the vibe I'm getting too. Kids were scared of him because he chewed people out on set so often. He had an innapropriate relationship with Amanda Bynes for sure though, don't get in a hot tub with a minor, even if she is almost 18, that shits gonna look horrible.
>Jews are pedos who molest kids
>only one ugly boy gets raped
>prime Amanda, Ari, Victoria etc. don't
So it's all just homos after all eh?
The blind item referenced underaged sex, could be miranda or ariana
More than a decade later and I still don't know wtf this thing is. Some fancy toenail clipper? is this a jab at dan's foot fetish? explain
That’s what they used to clinch fallopian tubes shut before the Pill was invented
jaws of life for the vegana
I really wish she and mccurdy would just come out and say it. Drop some fricking names instead of taking indirect potshots like this, basically ruining an innocent man's career without risk of libel since everybody knows who she's talking about
nem értem
They won't say it because nothing happened.
They're all just lowlife hollywood prostitutes, which works out for me because Jenette's underwear is on its way to my front door
Imagine if some of her pussy yeast spores gets inhaled into your lung
Damn what's her mother gonna say if she finds out?
she has a deadman switch that will delay publish a memoir called “I’m Glad My Daughter Became a prostitute Like the Way I Trained Her to Be (Foreword by Dan, with 45 never before seen candid dressing room pics)”
Description: never worn
For Sale: actress shoes, never washed.
How much will it cost to make a butter sex doll? asking for a friend
Is this THE Dan lick her feet after she ran Schneider?
Why are they going after out man dan? Cinemaphile this is your fault
Dan "You know? What? In your butt!" Schneider
You like him because you're pedophiles.
I hate him because he's israeli.
Dan was guilty of being a misogynist and creating a hostile and unsafe work environment that allowed pedophiles to thrive, but I didn’t walk away from it at all feeling that a definitive case was made that he was a pedophile himself or even that the content of the shows was fundamentally for or by a pedophile.
If anything, I think he was more just the person aware enough of just how sexualized most kids already are by (pre)-adolescence and that you can sell sex to them just as you can an older person. It’s gross and unethical, but it was a market and a product that could be tapped if you were gross and unethical enough to cross that line. Him and Nickelodeon were. I know I was fapping to Victoria Justice when I was 12. I had female classmates that had HS boyfriends. It’s the age where your sexual feelings are awakening. You didn’t have to be some creepy 45 year old predator in his basement to find the shows and the characters hot. And he knew that.
tl;dr I think there’s a stronger case for him just being a shameless money grubbing israelite appealing to children’s untapped sexual urges than a guy who was flaunting his own pedophilic fantasies to the world and calling it entertainment (but it was very likely this too).
The guy watched pornography at work and put fetish content into children's programming fricking have a nice day moron
Both creepy and wrong, but neither are definitive evidence of him being a pedophile.
>created a hostile and unsafe work environment
>sold sex to kids
>had inappropriately close relationships with child actors
Those are facts with clear evidence to support them.
>he was a pedophile
That is conjecture with no concrete evidence to support it.
He was a man
They were underage girls
Can I make it any more obvious?
Right. What about that makes him a pedophile?
By all accounts he didn’t sleep with them, molest them, sexually harass them, etc, so what about this definitively proves that this was anything other than a willingness to sexualize kids to make money?
The fact that a very specific paraphilia recurs in his work, and a paraphilia being by it's very nature being antithetical to sexualzation of the lowest common denominator for the purpose of making monetization, inidcates that he was doing it for his own enjoyment.
i.e. Dan "the man who practices as a pedicurist in the back of an unmarked van" Schneider likes underage feet.
He's just going to ignore that Dan Schneider encouraged little girls to send him pictures of their feet for him, isn't he?
Was that in the documentary?
I can see your point, but I don’t know that I’d be so quick to dismiss feet as being so wholly lacking in mass appeal that foot scenes had no value to an audience other than himself. The whole point was that he was trying to get sex in there without blatantly getting sex in there. There’s just not that much skin you can expose with a kid actor that isn’t gonna immediately raise eyebrows. Feet is about the safest you can be in showing more of someone’s body than you see everyday without raising alarms.
The world is not the footgay cesspool that Cinemaphile is, but normies give sexual foot rubs, put toes in their mouth during sex, etc. He wasn’t the only one getting off on that.
great yeah he was just involving his fetish with kids
>Nickelodeon logo becomes a foot
>Dan Schneider gets countless young girls to post pictures of their feet on social media
Nah the homie like little girl feet
>>sold sex to kids
this is child sexual abuse, moron
he did it all in broad daylight because his israelite bosses approved of the shit
I already said it was gross and unethical. That’s not what we’re talking about. How does that prove he himself is a pedophile?
The pattern of sexualizing children, putting children into clearly sexualized contexts, the innuendo. He may technically have been a hebephiliac, but his target age was between 12 and 16
Simulated cum shots. The relationship with Amanda Bynes. There's so much evidence that he took advantage of minors and got off on making them squeal, it's unbelievable you try to downplay it with semantics
It’s not “semantics”; it’s what we actually KNOW vs what we THINK. It’s facts vs feelings. It matters quite a bit if you’re going to claim someone is a pedophile. We KNOW he was willing to put child actors in inappropriate sexually suggestive situations on camera for entertainment. But that alone is not evidence of he himself being a pedophile anymore than writing/filming a graphic rape scene proves you want to rape people. It is certainly evidence that he is willing to sexualize children for entertainment value, but we have no idea if that is just the mark of an unmitigated amoral creep who will put anything on camera if there’s a buck in it or if he does it because he wants to frick kids.
And I’ll wait for you to point out anywhere where I “downplayed” what he did. I think it’s gross and inexcusable and never suggested otherwise.
it also means he's broadcasting the sexualization of children to millions
you degenerate pedophile
>shifting goalposts
not so fast, moron
>shifting goalpost
Are you moronic?
>I didn’t walk away from it at all feeling that a definitive case was made that he was a pedophile himself or even that the content of the shows was fundamentally for or by a pedophile.
I’ve only ever been talking about the documentary.
Just admit you're a pedophile and we can move on
>2 year age difference??
>that’s a pedophile!!!
I do not believe that millionaire israelite producers should be above the law. As a side note, did anybody notice that Brian Peck got a shorter sentence for sodomy than Drake Bell did for text messages?
>everything is pedophile
It’s called EPHEBOPHILE when they are in that age
There you go with the semantics you fricking moron
israeli lawyers, israeli judges
I’m sure you wish the world worked that way so you wouldn’t have to actually know wtf you’re talking about.
I wish the world didn't have so many brown morons like you with internet access
Confucius, this isn't a coult of raw and we are arrowed to judge somerone's chalactel independent of whatevel the raw, which contlaly to what you seem to berieve isn't the be arr ol end arr on mattels of molarity, has to say on the mattel.
We’re not talking about his “character”; we’re talking about whether he’s a pedophile. Keep up.
That's not even a question. He is a pedophile. You're trying to debate whether or not his influence was permissible.
Your mental gymnastics hinge around saying it is
You're right, but you're also being a moralgay about it which is cringe. We can't have anything fun now because gays like you get the vapors whenever there are cute teen girls on TV. This is unironically because of the proliferation of porn. Too many people today can't perceive the difference between something a little titillating done for entertainment value and comedic effect versus overtly sexual hardcore pornography. This results in an overreaction where people try to find diabolical innuendo in foot gags or a video of Ariana Grande squeezing a potato. If Return of the Jedi was made today, you'd probably be b***hing about Princess Leia's slave bikini scenes, which are much more risqué than anything that ever aired on Nickelodeon.
So the whole documentary is "damn I wish he had actually abused me but he didn't, nonetheless please cancel him anyways because he looks kind of creepy"?
Why are you being obtuse it clearly was sexual? He didn't diddle them no but he didn't put kids in weird sexual inueduo situations. I don't know why you don't acknowledge it and keep defending this creep
the only explanation is that they're pedophiles too
Why are you being so unwilling to separate facts from feelings and reach conclusions that you can’t actually back up?
Like I said, it’s very likely he is a pedophile. I think he is. But that is NOT the same as it being a proven fact and the documentary didn’t make that strong a case for it. That’s all I said.
The documentary also never calls him a pedo
Agreed. I’m speaking more to the fact that most people aware of Dan Schneider going into the documentary kind of assume that about him.
He clearly was though
Holy shit he's looking haunted these days
damn he looks ROUGH man, evil people age terribly
Rip Torn biopic when???
goatees never looked good
i wanna see 1 dude who ever pulled it off.
probably not the best idea to rock the evil person goatee when trying to make a case for yourself lol
He looks like DSP if he got a divorce.
>quasi-neoreactionary libertarian
More and more convinced of the veracity of horseshoe theory and that fringe ideologies are nothing more than a pronoun-buffet for the autistic dudes who didn't troon.
He dindu nuffin
Streaming quiet on the set at
Bongstream.live/bong2
Looping the series atm although eps 3 & 4 are the only ones worth watching
Drake Bell: yeah I was molested but I had a great chilhood/teenage acting career with lots of great memories and made money, I don't know how I feel about it.
It's really funny and tragic at the same time. They fricks sell their souls for fame and they don't know how to reconcile their decisions
He's just mad cause he got fricked in the ass and the girls didn't.
>simulated cum shots
Say no more I will watch the shows now
what happened to her is the saddest thing ever
She could have been a goat comedic actor
You think the molestation triggered her mental health issues?
>post yfw you realize that 2nd picture is already TEN YEARS OLD
>He bought?
I just finished the series and I was a little disappointed. Brian Peck is a monster and I didn't know it was Drake Bell who got diddled (he implies he was possibly penetrated at least), but we already knew about Brian Peck more or less.
Dan Schneider comes off as someone who probably faps to children or at least children's feet, and probably produced his own fap material through his shows, or got egregious with the "subtle" adult humor like simulated cumshots, but it's not clear that he did anything that would constitute sexual assault or rape. He seems like someone who would *like* to frick someone under the age of 18, but hasn't. (Drake Bell himself partially redeems Dan's image during the interview.) He was also a prick, but you have to take into account how different culture was 20 years ago. Getting a massage on set or treating women like trash is a massive no-no by today's standards but back then probably wasn't looked at quite the same. So to some degree it feels like analyzing the griminess through the lens of today where we're 1000% more self-aware.
Ironically his actions being exposed has probably created more regulation/oversight into how child actors are treated in Hollywood. I hope?
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX EVERYTHING IS SEX SEX SEX SEXO SEXO.
With 14 years old Ari and Victoria? Sure thing buddy!
It’s hard for me to view her in the show as the same Ariana grande that exists now. Because they look so completely different
I don't think Dan is a pedo but he's definitely a shit person
Yeah she's clearly a little girl in that pic that didn't know what she was doing and could have easily refused. What a sick frick!
>unearths
homie Cinemaphile has shown this shit for like a decade