>A $50,000 reward to anyone who can stop the marriage. The girl has been described as a likely Women's Studies major and probable roller derby captain, while the male is your classic run-of-the-mill stoner. Here's an artist rendering of the couple.
>A $50,000 reward to anyone who can stop the marriage.
Don't worry. Shaggy is already married to his dog.
Has it been consummated?
heh
Lucky.
>probable roller derby captain
Why does everyone think Velma is a lesbian?
AD predicted Mystery Inc
To be fair they're describing Haley who's just a run of the mil obnoxious feminist stereotype but not a lesbian and probably only performatively bisexual.
It was mainly because Jeff as Shaggy is low-hanging fruit, so they threw in Velma cause she's a closer representation of Haley than Daphne
Family Guy did a joke similar to this.
>The plane has safely landed in Cuba, and all Americans onboard are on their way home with the exception of one couple: a fat man inexplicably married to an attractive redhead. Here's an artist's rendering of what they might look like.
Zoinks!
Good luck.
cringe meme
>and probable roller derby captain
The women studies I can see but the roller derby captain?
Lesbian
Women Studies leads to 'empowered' woman, leads to probable lesbian, leads to dyke, leads to butch dyke, now check out your typical roller derby team.
Wasn't there an episode where she literally became one and Roger joined and fricked everything up?
No it was Haley joined and for some reason Steve needed to join, it starts as a simple "hide that you're a boy" plot but then they reveal everyone knew but thought he was a troony, then Hayley is kicked off for being transphobic and unsupportive while Steve wonders if he's actually a troony mostly because he wants to bang the hot supportive lesbian but decides he likes his penis too much to be a troony.