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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    song ruined it for me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, what a moronic choice. this was when i knew the show was steered by morons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s what you get for watching the pirated version. In the regular version the song only plays once the credits role.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what are you babbling about, i only watched the version where the stupid song starts playing during the credits, that's what ruined the moment for me

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, the most popular pirated version had the punk song start playing just as his hand gets cut off and ruins the scene. Why do you care if it was playing during the credits?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >why do you care if a completely dissonant comedic song is played during the credits after a fade to black from a scene that's all about its crippling sense of dread and horror
            anon have you had your autism diagnosed yet?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              My suspension of disbelief ends the millisecond the episode ends

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This has nothing to do with suspension of disbelief? I guess you're both illiterate and autistic.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Uh because the credits play 2 seconds after he gets his hand chopped and it cuts to black? It's jarring as frick.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah you are quite mistake they play the moronic song right after his hand is cut and goes to black would have been so much better if they left him yelling then silence. Save the dumb bear song for the next episode

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. It should have been silent or a somber song, which they showed during many other episode endings they knew how to do. This one didn't match the shocking mood whatsoever.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This. It should have been silent or a somber song, which they showed during many other episode endings they knew how to do.
        Nah, that shit is boring and overdone. You're still talking about this decision.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >yeah well you're still talking about my decision to piss my pants in front of everyone, so that means it was the right call!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, about how utterly shit it was and outstanding in the pile of other shit choices they made. Such wow. They should've had a very loud, long, stinky fart erupt instead. We'd surely all still be talking about that as well.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >yeah well you're still talking about my decision to piss my pants in front of everyone, so that means it was the right call!

            >why do you care if a completely dissonant comedic song is played during the credits after a fade to black from a scene that's all about its crippling sense of dread and horror
            anon have you had your autism diagnosed yet?

            This. It should have been silent or a somber song, which they showed during many other episode endings they knew how to do. This one didn't match the shocking mood whatsoever.

            >boohoo poor Jaime got his hand chopped and they disrespected him by not playing the heckin sad piano k
            Enjoy the schadenfreude, idiots. His character arc is that he's a shithead until he gets sliced up.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't give a shit about Jaime. If they didn't want us to feel horror at Jaime losing his hand then they shouldn't have shot the scene in the way they did, just like they shouldn't have shot Jaime and Cersei's sex scene over a corpse as a rape scene. It's not my problem if they're terrible at their job and shoot a scene with one mood and then give me whiplash from changing directions right after with a fricking comedic rock song that doesn't fit the episode or show in general at all.

              You really don't have to be so much of a contrarian that you defend D&D's shittiest choices.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >silent/somber
        jaime only became likeable after he was gimp'd

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      D&D just couldn’t help themselves.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And it all starts with a bear, a bear, a bare maiden faire. Birds and snakes and airplanes

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone should give him a hand HEY OH GOTTEM

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    very bizarre thing to do

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >song about a bear who goes to a fair and finds a maiden fair who's waiting for a knight to dance with but ends up dancing with the bear the bear!
    >perfectly fitting Jorah(future lord of bear island) going to a fair/tourney and ending up married to a fair maiden who's half his age and from a rich family because he won the tourney
    >but the song was written hundreds of years ago and it's just a coincidence that it fits so well
    what did GRRM mean by this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >please, maiden fair, just a crumb

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It rhymes like pottery

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You ultimately can't write fantasy that doesn't in some way lean into the symbolic worldview.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ALL BLACK AND BROWN AND COVERED IN HAIR

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no vargo hoat
    >no bloody mummers
    impressive how D&D managed to cut out every minor character that made the books interesting and fun to read

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They would have just made them generic morons making dick jokes all the time

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        After seeing what they did to euron I'm glad they didn’t.

        This. Look at Qhorin Halfhand. In the books he was cool and stoic and you really felt the loss when Jon had to kill him. IN the show he's an incompetent moron who babbles the same "goatfricker" dialogue as every red shirt idiot in the show

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >could have cast Mackenzie Crook as Vargo
      >instead they waste him as a throwaway wilding they created for the show

      frick me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      After seeing what they did to euron I'm glad they didn’t.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Euron might be a far more interesting character in the books, but by the time they got to his apperance, the show had already plumeted in quality to such a degree that it hardly mattered. At least they gave us the one kino scene of him brutalizing the sandsnakes in very sexually overt way

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >change robb's wife
    >do this shit
    >the jaime cersei sex scene over Joff's corpse
    >the Yara recuse attempt of Theon
    >Tysha reveal cut
    Let's face it, the show was always shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like to remember season 1 as good, but I've basically banished all the brothel scenes from my memory so if I ever rewatched it I'd probably be really disappointed. If D&D did one good thing in the later seasons then it was ditching the moronic brothel infodump writing they had going on in the early seasons.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So...Was this show ever good?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They completely ruined the tragedy of Robb's story in the second season because they were too moronic to understand the true tragedy of the Red Wedding(with the shock-factor of the RW being the only reason they wanted to make the show in the first place), so all hope would lie with Season 1.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think that makes 4 seasons shit, it's a mistake yeah but it's generally fine

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >completely misunderstanding the central tragedy of the 4 seasons and instead changing it into a horny dude getting his just desserts for forsaking a vow is just a little mistake that doesn't really matter

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, I don't know if you realize it but while it makes robb dumber and its worse than the books objectively, it doesn't mean that it completely ruins 4 seasons in a vacuum
                If you never read the books you would consider it a very minor issue. An issue yeah, a contrivance, but not a major one

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Care to explain for those of us who havent read the books? I liked show Robb, he was overly eager to fight a war to avenge his father and ended up making critical mistakes along the way that cost him his life. What was different in the books?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              In the books his mistake is not one of love but of duty, he fricks a small nobility girl while wounded and drugged, and feels bad about dishonoring her so he marries her.
              As I explained here

              Anon, I don't know if you realize it but while it makes robb dumber and its worse than the books objectively, it doesn't mean that it completely ruins 4 seasons in a vacuum
              If you never read the books you would consider it a very minor issue. An issue yeah, a contrivance, but not a major one

              while it's better in the books it's absolutely fine in the show too, a little bit stupid but still fine for a show only viewer.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                not only was he wounded and drugged when he partook in confused sex, that girl's family was also plotting this whole scheme and it wasn't an accident/purely a poor judgment call from robb. also he was younger than in the show, which i guess isn't really significant but it made a difference to me

                I see. Thanks for explaining.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              not only was he wounded and drugged when he partook in confused sex, that girl's family was also plotting this whole scheme and it wasn't an accident/purely a poor judgment call from robb. also he was younger than in the show, which i guess isn't really significant but it made a difference to me

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The picture doesn't mention the part where it's HIGHLY likely to be a Lannister plot from the very start, knowing just the buttons to push to make Robb destroy himself, with only Jeyne and her brother being true to Robb. Which would make the Westerling girl's mother and Tywin A+ tier schemers instead of it just being a matter of Robb being a moron who doesn't give a shit about honour and breaks his word to the Freys and gets killed for it. Show Robb brought his fate upon himself. Book Robb was a victim of his parent's mistakes.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, some changes were stupid and should have warned us for shit to come but first 4 seasons are still solid on their own

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BEAR
    BEAR
    BEAR IS THE WORD

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=1l9HKk63YPSX6Jya
    They should hav use this guys cover

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Humiliation ritual

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A BULL THERE WAS THE BEAR THE BULL

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember how the leaked episode started having that credits song play early, leading to a comedically dissonant scene

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