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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Worst star wars character or worst character ever?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Her character was so bad that a human with purple hair was more immersion breaking than all the aliens with butthole eyes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >hilarious trailer jumpscare
      >dey hea
      .somehow...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This was where they absolutely entered negative goodwill territory, and there is no coming back.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >worst star wars character
      Disney Wars isn't Star Wars so that title still belongs to picrel.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The plan is to blow up, and act like I don't know nobody

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >a DRAG QUEEN?!

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    baskin roberts trust fund band?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had a boss like this who whenever someone challenged her she would break down crying. Shit was exaughsting.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This shit never fails to make me laugh, what an abominable character she was.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's kinda funny how people immediately projected their image of a "woke feminist" onto this character because of her hair colour, when nothing she says or does in the story is even remotely woke or feminist.
    It's a special kind of media illiteracy that seems to have a lot to do with the politicization of people's private lives in recent years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are you moronic?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        forgot to mention im trans in case thats relevant

        Well, it's like being a karen, it's more of an attitude thing

        >when nothing she says or does in the story is even remotely woke or feminist.
        Except be deeply unlikeabble.

        Case in point.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      forgot to mention im trans in case thats relevant

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well, it's like being a karen, it's more of an attitude thing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >when nothing she says or does in the story is even remotely woke or feminist.
      Except be deeply unlikeabble.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I never knew this board had so many feminists.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nah it's because her character is a c**t, so it fits the same types of characters in real life 🙂

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's more the "girl boss" shit. Poe isn't in charge and that means he should shut up and listen to his woman boss because she is in charge even though she is completely wrong and leading everyone to death. In the real world when that happens, people kill the shit leader.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >even though she is completely wrong and leading everyone to death.
        Actually ... she wasn't. It was Poe blabbing about her plan in the end that killed people. Kinda proving her right about not telling him.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It was Poe blabbing about her plan
          but he didn't know her plan

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, he did at that point. Did you even watch the film?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Her entire character is "I'm not going to tell the men what im doing because im such a girlboss and men should listen and learn instead of questioning women"
      that is literally the entire purpose and plot of her character

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      Case in point.

      >soy80.png

      Child, why do you think you get to post? Only I get to post.
      Enjoy prison.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's always funny to see Patposting in the wild, and that is exactly why your life is already over. Enjoy prison.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She is a blatant self insert for a hack writer. Even without knowledge of her backstory from the shitty Disney books it would have been obvious from her scenes with Princess Leia acting like they were bestest friends since childhood that she was a wish fulfillment character.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >These are the people who destroyed Star Wars

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        very cringe

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This explains everything.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It actually doesn't explain anything, because that stuff was written after the fact. TLJ's writing was 100% Rian Johnson. Not that facts ever stopped any conspiracy theories though ...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll never understand the child-like penchant of feminists to pen themselves putting men in their place when it doesn't happen in real life, specifically because they're bubblegum-looking ass is dumb as hell. Which is precisely why they were never successful enough to lord over men in the first place. It's a power fantasy on par with some fat greaseball with a mullet getting the hot bikini babe.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rian Johnson wrote that character though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >media illiteracy
      Wow cant believe people took this bait

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn’t let Poe kick ass and it costs them everything then she literally broke the lore physics of the series by hyperspeed yeeting herself into a destroyer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The plan is that I will use this ship as a distraction, buying time for the rest of you to escape.
      All she needed to say to fix the entire plot.

      What she did instead:
      >I will wait until 90% of you are dead while doing a pussy power #girlboss stan, talking down to the cis males THE FORCE IS FEMALE CHUD, and then will do some bullshit that I could have done two hours ago while you were all still alive. I'm the hero! Listen to the music!

      Here's the thing. In real life, this situation has occurred, namely when Taffy 3 was engaged by the entire Japanese Combined Fleet during WW2. But the captains of the destroyer escorts that protected the light carriers, which would have been dead meat without someone running interference, fully knew what they were up against, got the consent of their men, then engaged the enemy fleet directly in an act of naval heroism that's never been seen before or since. You could have had that same thing here, a few ships taking on the enemy fleet while everyone else escapes and this bimbo leading the charge, but that's not what Disney wanted. They wanted a female power fantasy and to put the men in their place. Call it what it is: Leftoid schlock.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >All she needed to say
        Why did she need to say anything to Poe?
        >They wanted a female power fantasy and to put the men in their place.
        You do realize that it was Leia who put Poe "in his place", right?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Why did she need to say anything to Poe?
          Because he was the fricking flight leader and a ranked officer? What kind of a defense is this? Imagine a CAG being told to frick off by the strike group commander, whom he's supposed to directly coordinate with, and then trying to mock it up as heroic that their boss got 90% of the fleet murdered pointlessly.

          >Leia
          Who cares?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he was the fricking flight leader and a ranked officer?
            No. He HAD BEEN the fricking flight leader and a ranked officer. Recently demoted.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I swear posts like these are AI generated, they aren't even good bait but anons can't help themselves

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >projected

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good bait. She's an butthole who specifically abuses her authority to demean men. She's sexist as frick and on top of that she's a horrible commander that puts her whims ahead of her crew.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >abuses her authority to demean men.
        Whom did she demean, other than an insubordinate Poe?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The rest of y'all know when she Dern to yah

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely chuckled. My thanks OP!

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >DEY QUEEYAH

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This chick can play the primordial serpent in the dark souls live action

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A hat?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I need it, I got to have it. Its my lucky hat, I never fly without it.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Case in point.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >soy80.png

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hated Rose so much that I never had time to properly hate this terrible person
    It's like getting a cold the same day you find out you have cancer
    but now my cancer is in remission but my sinuses are still congested, you know what I mean?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone who works for Disney deserves to get cancer.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >put Poe in a time out because he was too reckless in the start of the movie taking out the big frickoff ship at the cost of some bombers
    >like 5 minutes later it's shown they get tracked through hyperspace
    >meaning had Poe not done what he did they'd all be dead
    >still keep him in time out

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is what happens when you edit out a subplot. Originally there was a subplot about a spy in the ranks and someone pointed the finger at Poe because by ordering the bombers to go all out he essentially lost them a bunch of assets. Rose trying to stop Finn leaving the ship was also part of this subplot. This also played into the DJ betrayal shit. Instead the cut of the movie we got made her seem like an angry b***h demanding operation security for no reason and swinging between hating Poe to suddenly appreciating him. Rian is a hack.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No such subplot ever existed. Stop getting your news from doomcuck.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea who that is. And yes that subplot did exist.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I have no idea who that is.
          Kek. Trying too hard.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry I don't know whatever reddit shit you're going on about

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb subplot, because him ordering the bombers is what saved the from that dreadnaught. If there was a traitor, then it's the clown that bought the most moronic bombers in history. Even ancient Y-wings would have been a massive improvement.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >saved the from that dreadnaught
        Right. Because only being chased by a whole fleet of star destroyers is so much better than being chased by a fleet of star destroyers and one dreadnaught!

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine Laura Dern on all fours, you railing away from behind and as this scene plays you finish inside her and whisper in her ear, "rebel scum".

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If this scene was used in a less stupid situation and done by an actually likable character, it almost would have been enough for there to be a few people calling this movie "kino" on this board, to this day.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would have helped is if she flashed her butt more, like in Jurassic Park and other movies.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >like in Jurassic Park
      Bringing up Laura Dern is a good Litmus test for how much experience someone has with film as a medium.
      If the first thing they think of is Jurassic Park, you know that you cannot take them seriously.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I said and other movies
        don't pretend a more obscure movie starring the same actress where her butt is also prominently featured is somehow more valid because it's less known, you insufferable homosexual

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >more valid because it's less known
          No, it's more valid because it's better.
          Dern was wasted on Jurassic Park.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leia and her scissored.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kennedys check list:
    Misandrist? Check.
    Purple hair? Check.
    Covers up Adams Apple? Check.
    Insufferably smug and incompetent? Check.
    Commits suicide? Check.
    Troons In Space.
    WORST.
    CHARACTER.
    EVER

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