A friend says to me Raven or Starfire I said to him I guess Ill take a raven, Ive never been to space.

A friend says to me “Raven or Starfire” I said to him “I guess I’ll take a raven, I’ve never been to space.”

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Explain this joke.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tugs collar

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >No respect I tell you.
    >Once I was at a dinner with Doctor Doom
    >I asked if he had a problem eating with a mask on
    >He said no, and apparently neither do you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The Joker walked past me on the street and was afraid he'd kill me
      >He said not to worry, he wouldn't deny the world the comedy that was my face

      Ok, these ones made me chuckle.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Batman once saw me on the street
        >He grabbed me and said "I'm impressed, scarecrow. Your fear toxin has definitely improved"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I was literally typing out the same joke but worse and more long winded, you did it in two lines. Bravo.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The Joker walked past me on the street and was afraid he'd kill me
    >He said not to worry, he wouldn't deny the world the comedy that was my face

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >No respect I tell you.
      >Once I was at a dinner with Doctor Doom
      >I asked if he had a problem eating with a mask on
      >He said no, and apparently neither do you

      https://i.imgur.com/dAb3G22.jpg

      A friend says to me “Raven or Starfire” I said to him “I guess I’ll take a raven, I’ve never been to space.”

      Heuheuheu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Heh

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Raven or Starfire
    Diet Rei vs. Asuka

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I heard someone say that fella Basil Karlo does better impressions than me
    >I say that's what ya get when you're so down to earth

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You guys have liked all 3 of my jokes so far, I'm impressed. Let's see if I can make one for MAI homie
    >I offered Kent Nelson a chance to take his helmet and work in his place so he can go on vacation with Inza
    >He thanked me, but said even though Nabu is an butthole, he doesn't deserve such a cruel fate

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I get no respect.
    No respect, i tells ya.
    I called The Suicide Squad hotline, and they put me on hold!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would he call the Suicide Squad?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because hes an idiot and probably thought he was paying someone to kill him?
        some people actually do that which is beyond me.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >No respect I tells ya
    >Once I was in Central City when that Gorilla Grodd attacked
    >he fired his de-volving ray at me and it actually corrected my posture!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Love, you need love in your life. I tells ya, you get it where you can, when you can.
    >Yesterday I was with this girl, boy, she was FAT.
    HOW FAT?!
    >How fat? Not even Thor was worthy enough to lift her.

  11. 1 month ago
    Boco

    >I tell ya, no respect.
    >Its so bad Bueno Excelente once tuned me down, saying he only likes me as a friend.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I asked my girlfriend what she’d be like if I gave her a ring
    >She said instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!
    >Nice to see that marriage won’t change her

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >So I'm cleaning my bathroom up a bit, when suddenly this green ring bursts in
    >"Rodney Dangerfield of Earth, you have the ability to overcome great fear."
    >"Whaddya mean?" I ask it. "I'm just wiping the mirror."
    >"Exactly."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ehehehehe

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