>A girl I liked at 15 kissed another boy?
>I’ll seethe for the rest of my life
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>A girl I liked at 15 kissed another boy? >Ill seethe for the rest of my life
Literally me.
It makes sense when you understand this is actually a female fantasy. That pathetic beta she never respected and therefore never wanted to frick? Yea, secretly she hopes he is still in love with her.
The existence of cucks is not a female fantasy
>females don’t enjoy having beta orbiters shower them with attention and money no reciprocation needed
That's not what I said you homosexualted porn addict.
Why so worked up? I take it you’re coping with being the emotional tampon of your current oneitis
It is a story written by a woman. It is her fantasy. Don't be thick. How many men do you know who felt "true love" for some girl in high school and was loyal to that love for the rest of his life? It doesn't exist. It's soppy. It's her fantasy.
>How many men do you know who felt "true love" for some girl in high school and was loyal to that love for the rest of his life
plenty of basement dwelling chudcels, the whole incel movement is zoomies too cowardly to alk to women or basedlennials seehing over a bad breakup/rejection and geting groomed by far righ reddit/discord mgtow, incel offshoots
You forgot to toss in something about "germanics", you useless nig-creature.
Wow, he's literally me...
Snape called Lily a slur and was basically in a wizard nazi cult. They don’t show that in the movie.
All of Wizard society is a Nazi cult. They routinely oppress and enslave other species, Voldemort just wanted to enslave muggles as well.
>My childhood friend had hot steam baby-making sex with my high school bully
>His son that looks exactly like him is a celebrity that I have to teach and look after
kek
>Snape called Lily a slur and was basically in a wizard nazi cult
He just like me fr
Humanity as a whole will change when we come up with robot women
Women will get simps to ban wAIfus.
Not really, basement dwellers having robots instead of waifu pillows won't make much of a difference, I guess he robos migh sell more info o google than the pillow, lmfao
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im so ready
I look like this and think this
Imagine your best and only friend who you also have a crush on get together with the boy who bullied you horribly during your school years.
hot
You're right, I guess the only reasonable response is to continue simpong for her for the next 30 years and give your life to protect someone who's basically a clone of said bully
He had his mother's eyes.
there's this fanfic where they turn snape into lily and frick him lmao
Post it
Imagine from the girl’s perspective lol. Imagine Lily got wet every time James Potter bullied Snape in front of her. Do you think they talked shit about Snape while conceiving Harry?
Literally me.
Hate Snape because growing up my sister had a crush on Alan Rickman and said she was gonna climb him like a tree. Shit was digusting
Harry's dad was an butthole
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why does everything have to be cuck fiction
All moids are simps at their core.
Which is why we need robotfus we can redirect our simp energy onto.
Didn't his inceldom accidentally save the day in the end?
Like it always does
>>A girl I liked at 15 kissed another boy?
>>I’ll seethe for the rest of my life
Same
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the girl would forget you in a week or two.
TSMT women are practical functional decent human beings while moids are nostalgic whiny freaks muh shouldawouldacoulda
do you mind rephrasing that in english?
Why can't Americans understand the difference between "your" and "you're"?
Lmao this is fake af. Women don't bond for their entire lives.
She could have a crush in you for a period of time but soon enough she would have another and another. Women have no concept of honor or dignity.
you wouldn't get it
>I've had it with your wild west shenanigans and all the paperwork you're causing around here, Potter. That's it, you're out of the force.
>But Professor Dumbledore, I...
>Don't 'Professor' me, Potter. You stole a car in broad daylight.
>Well, that was just...
>First the disaster in the forbidden forest. Hagrid's spiders all over the premises. Your bloody private feud with the world's single most dangerous wizard, who is now breathing down my neck. By the way, did you know that unicorns are a protected species? Well, now you know. I seriously thought you're just ambitious, but grand theft auto? Merlin's beard, Potter, you're out of your mind. Now I've got the damn metro police snooping around my desk, too.
>I expect your official resignation letter by the end of the day. Now hand over your owl. And your wand. And your other wand. Now get out of my office
>Oh, and Potter? Try not to get yourself killed over a house-elf on your way out.
>dammit potter the dean of magic is up my ass like a gay on viagra! Ive had it with your loose canon ways!
where do i sign up
>“Harry, did I ever tell you about my secret nephew Aurelius? He was an illegitimate half-muggle love child whom his family was ashamed of, so his mother’s sister sailed to the United States with him as a baby, instead of his father or mother. When the ship started to sink (because it was the Titanic), the unrelated half-black daughter of a rapist mind control wizard switched him out with her half-brother (whose mother was consensual, and also white). The rapist wizard didn't care about the daughter, but he did love his son, and he was afraid that his daughter’s mother's son would be angry that his mother was mind control raped and kill the baby instead of the rapist, so he sent the son he loved across the sea (on the Titanic) to be raised in an orphanage by a muggle who hated magic instead of protecting him himself. Anyway, both babies just happened to be magic, so the daughter switched them so she could have a less annoying brother. His aunt thought that her nephew was still on the Titanic, and felt so strongly about this secret shame child that she’d tried to abandon in America that she tried to swim down and rescue him and drowned instead of just using magic while the rape daughter watched and did nothing to inform her that her real son was already safe. She then gave my nephew to a French half-elf servant who served the mother, and after the mother was raped and died in childbirth, that meant she had to continue serving the rapist, who thought he was the real son, and delivered him to the orphanage. My nephew was then raised as a muggle who didn't know how to control his magic, destroyed half of New York, had sex with Voldemort's pet snake, pioneered goth fashion, killed Bambi, and joined the alt-right led by a gay, sodomizable wizard Nazi who wanted to stop WWII. By the way, don’t ask why they used a muggle boat instead of apparating or flying across the ocean. They were all good friends, except the rapist mind control wizard” he said calmly.
>Harry did I ever tell you how I’m a homosexual and my lover was literally the wizard Hitler and when we were young he used to sneak up to Hogwarts to have passionate gay sex on our bed, in fact it was the very same bed you sleep in every night
This is the fever dream scribblings of a typical woman. The delusion that for every woman there exists some pathetic simp to forever keep just out of arm's reach.
I never got along with the girls at my school
Filling me up with all their morals and their rules
They'd pile all their problems on my head
I'd rather go out and frick the dead
she must have been bad as shit
For a man, the best possible relationship to have is the one where she is pursuing you and you feel nothing. This is a very good sign and naturally puts you in the head of the power dynamic as a man which is how things need to work to be successful. When you’re a young kid pining after le pretty hoe like every other goober you automatically assign yourself to the bottom feeder class which is basically the equivalent to “fat bawd” class for females
>here's that couple who tragically died at 21 I was telling you about
brain melted by your yellow fever and plastic surgeries, whites age like milk, especially the less brown hey are, which is why latins both yurop and latinx, hindus, arabs, nafris and east african whites age better than balto-slavic-celto-germanics,
The best aging men I can think of off the top of my head are Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt, honorable shoutout to Elijah wood as well
good morning saar!
I can't remember about this movie. Does anyone kow about an animated movie about indian/arabian stuff with an european boy racing an indian boy that he grew up with to find a sacred bird / princess, they both find a princess but they marry the one that the other found?
> can literally conjure fantastical illusions out of thin air.
> Simping for women.
Jesus Christ Rowling.
It was his oneitis. If you don't have one, you'll not be able to relate. Also a crush is not a oneitis.
Based Pitone he still believe in love even if the roastie epidemic was already well established.
Unironically most of you homosexuals.
When does that mess show up in the books and movies? I like Snape in the first two movies and want to avoid simp behavior at all costs.
Very end of the last book, but it's more that it recontextualizes his other actions in the series. People didn't know what his motivations were at the end of book 6, that's why Snaps Killed Dumbledore had any kind of debate around it
thanks
>Albus Severus Potter, you were named after a gay octogenarian who raised me as a human sacrifice, and a horny greaseball who wanted to bang your grandmother and made my life living hell because he couldn't. Also he stared longingly into my eyes as he died because I have the same eye colour as her. Incidentally you have those eyes as well... Maybe avoid his portrait.
lel
>you are the perfect drug
>the perfect drug
>the perfect drug
What did he mean by this?
I got permabanned from r/harrypotter
What now?
Snape should've been sorted into Hufflepuff because of his devotian to Lilly but I get he was picked to go into Slytherin because of his talent and ambitions in creating spells and potions.
It's been a long time since I read the books or watched the movies, but I thought the implication was that Lily did love Snape back, but he fumbled her by becoming a magic neo nazi and calling her a slur
The most realistic character ever written
post more dumbeldore greentexts anons they always crack me up
The true hero of the story.
Snape really was pathetic.
He should've just moved on after graduating. And if that bawd was so ingrained in his mind, he should've gone abroad. He was a genius potion maker wasn't he? Could've gone to literally anywhere in the world and lived like a king, become rich, and had had all the women he could ever want.
Instead he stayed in the same region where he was bound to see the bawd every now and then. Worse, he became a teacher in the school he was humiliated so many times, and it was just a matter of time before the children of the buttholes who bullied him would become his students.
Snape was such a stupid character, that truly only a woman would've been able to write him.