>a grieving lawyer instantly turns into one of the worlds deadliest assassins

>a grieving lawyer instantly turns into one of the worlds deadliest assassins

this is less believable than fricking anime shit

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >BTFOs woman
    I forgive it

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He trained with the CIA for years.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's from South America we dont gotta explain shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      basado

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >there is a place below texas that is literally tatooine and it's called "mexico"
    Stupid fricking movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The 50 miles north and south of the border between the US and Mexico is a shitty warzone full of drugs and murder.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Did I ask?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't give a frick I'm telling you.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's crazy my brother in christ but did I ask?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        extraordinary claims require extraordinary sources, reprobate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mexico is a real country bro.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was rich so he could pay to have special forces teach him how to operate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no gringos allowed here chud

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this some day of the soledado shit? I don't remember him being a lawyer in sicario

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's not a lawyer, he's a government prosecutor. He basically works on the side of the police.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A prosecutor is a lawyer, dumbshit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ywnbaw

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Prosecutors aren't part of the police. They look at the evidence the police have charged a person with and attempt to convict that person in court.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gets left behind in the middle of a mob of bandits
    >suddenly gains +100 plot armor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if he died there would be no movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is a real thing. People go fricking crazy when they're alone and facing shitty odds.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We should leave the third world alone maybe they'll go crazy with progress and overpass us?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's what happened in Call Of Duty: Ghosts. Pretty good game, you should check it out!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't waste time with Vidya, they have dog shit stories anyway, waste of time if you have low impulse control and submit to that dopamine maze.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh yeah I'm sure getting called a Black person on Cinemaphile is a smart way to spend your time, Black person.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Seems like video games have turned you into a moron.
                I rest my case.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Seems like you didn't need the help of vidya to make you moronic, I'm jealous.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The worst call you of duty of all time

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did her mole grow like 10 sizes recently? the first time she came on screen in doctor strange there were audible gasps from the audience. it was hilarious.

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