>A hard-boiled egg provides about 77 calories. >50 hard-boiled eggs are about 3850 calories

>A hard-boiled egg provides about 77 calories
>50 hard-boiled eggs are about 3850 calories
>a 2013 Huffintong Post article esstimatet that the average American consumes 3770 calories per day.
>this number has mostlikely risen since then

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the average American consumes 3770 calories per day
    That's a good amount I'd say

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's a fairly small amount actually

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        everyone who hasnt been stocking up surplus calories is gonna regret it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All Bob needs is a baseball cap and he has the perfect boomer profile pic.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >average American consumes 3770 calories per day.
    To be fair we are carrying the world on our back.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they don't eat that food all in one sitting, and its in a much more calorie dense and palatable form than 50 eggs

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    half of those calories are their "morning coffee" though

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The brain needs calories to function. More calories = more brainpower. That's why America is leading the world.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That is only partially true. America leads the world because they are simply better and we all know it... even the low IQ brown ones.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The average American is 6'0 225 and built like an NFL player, the average Euro is 5'7 120 and built like a soccer player. The American works 10-12 hours with a 30 minute lunch. The Euro works 5 hours with a 2 hour siesta. Comparing the calorie needs across these differences is pointless. It's like saying the American's Ford f250 extended cab that he drives 45 minutes each way uses more fuel than the Puegot zesti the Euro drives once a week.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Euro also gets a good amount of calories fro performing oral sex on "migrants" from Asia and Africa which I don't think is included on their daily food journals

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thats what a "crumpet" is. If you ever hear one talk about a crumpet, it means they are sucking a guy off.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wait so what are curds and whey?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh no. How about 'toad in the hole'?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No thank you. I already have trouble controlling my bowels. Thanks for the offer though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Our bulls are giant Blacks, 6'4 240 lbs with minimum 8 inch circumcised mandingos
        Euros are lucky to find some narrow shouldered arab with a 6 incher

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >5 hour workday
      You're pulling all these stats from Spain.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The average American is 6'0
      nowhere is that true
      >225 kg
      that I can believe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The average American is a physical powerhouse. Scrawny Europeans cower in our presence.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the average american is an obese mongrel composed of at least 15% burger grease. the only thing anyone would fear is being sucked into their gravitational pull

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            At least that is somthing though. You left behind throwback people have no effect on matter whatsoever.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >American
          >European
          You're the same, plus minus poisonous chemical waste from Dupont, plastic, and fat.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    eat all the eggs?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shoulda had the tamago

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I ate the eggs.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    51 EGGS NEWMAN

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >only eating 50 eggs per day rather than 60 to Gaston-maxx
    ngmi, it's like you don't even want to be roughly the size of a barge

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t get it. Is the point that that would be a lot of eggs to eat? They’re not eating all of the calories in eggs but rather other foods which do not seem as much as it would if portrayed in eggs. Who cares.

      Most people only eat 3-5 eggs a day at most.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I ate 6-8 eggs a day under Trump but I can only eat 3-5 under Biden. Just an observation.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I find I can eat more eggs when I don't have sweaty old men on top of me.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >At an Oscar's after party, Brando challenged Paul Newman to and egg eating contest due to Newman starring in a film where he eats 50 eggs.
    >Newman said no, but Brando had dozens of eggs brought to the party and ate 51, the entire time calling Newman a coward and a fraud

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t get it. Is the point that that would be a lot of eggs to eat? They’re not eating all of the calories in eggs but rather other foods which do not seem as much as it would if portrayed in eggs. Who cares.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In the EU we have a calorie czar, and she has stated that the average person only needs 1900 kcals per day. Of course we must obey this science-backed ruling.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Teddy Roosevelt used to eat 20 eggs a day.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    60% percent of these 3770 calories is a single oreo slush

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    51 NEWMAN!
    >51 (FIFTY-ONE) EGGS
    I BEAT YOU
    YOU SON OF A b***h
    YOU LYING COWARD

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >average American consumes 3770 calories per day.
    Holy frick that's a lot of food.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How the hell do they eat 3770 a day? I doubt I even get over 1000-1500 and I'm in my 20's now. Where do they get that many calories from? Spending hundreds of dollars on 6 Big Mac's a day every month?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They don't. Dietary studies are conducted on people with dietary problems. I am an American, and no one has ever asked me about my caloric intake... because I am not a fatfrick loser.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Twuntington Post

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hardboiled eggs give me the rancid farts like crazy. I don't like 'em.

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