A little boat in a big Ocean!

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine someone could tie a rope to him to go fishing for Sharks only to pull him up at the last second. Tell him “good job little buddy” and have a shark dinner afterwards.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >his wife died like two weeks ago
    >he's out doing his little shows acting like nothing happened
    did he actually love her afterall?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2025

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >surely this time our ridiculously overpriced Star Wars product will be a hit

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they have a gigantic huge enormous big large giant fat ceremony where they launch Waric Davis into the ocean then, yes.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Joonas Suotamo
    >Lateef Crowder
    That's cool they're bringing Star Wars characters on board.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Disney dying or what?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They'll just keep upping their prices for their die hard fans to stay alive and they'll keep paying it to make up for the fans who they keep losing

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Booba Fatt and Bo-Katan
    Call me when they have someone I wanna meet like Carrie Fisher, Peter Cushing, Alec Guinness, or Christopher Lee.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A ouija board can help, and it's cheaper than this crap.vvpmna00n

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now I know why my first two captchas didn't go through.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They all died

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine an older, kinda drunk Starbuck just wandering around the cruise picking up younger dudes saying “I’m a famous actress you know. Have you ever fricked a jedi or whatever lol.” Then waking up every morning reeking like cum and whiskey wondering what happened to her career.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will now try your cruise.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ahh, the Karen Gillian experience.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd love to run across the deck and pu t his midge ass into the ocean like a soccer ball.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Onboard Experience
    >Midget keelhauling

    Holy shit I'm in

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Katee sackhoff's career so bad that she has to do shit like this? I can understand Temuera doing this shit because he's not in a lot of stuff and Boba Fett is his role but she's been working since her bsg days.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. She's constantly hawking shit on social media too. Maybe there's a gambling problem or some other kind of money sieve in the family.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think she has a workout YouTube channel. Things don't seem to be going great

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like to imagine Disney execs went to her like "Katee, do you want to have a role in a SW related performance in the Bahamas with members of the OT?" She signed all gleeful then they told her it was this crap and recorded her reaction for a laugh.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly that would the best entrainment a Disney executive has made in a decade

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. She's constantly hawking shit on social media too. Maybe there's a gambling problem or some other kind of money sieve in the family.

      I think she has a workout YouTube channel. Things don't seem to be going great

      Anons when confronted by people with drive who don't stay shut in their house all day.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Katee show us your pussy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nothing says drive like being stuck on a boat with a bunch of star wars nerds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Katee sackhoff
      is there something on her imdb I'm not seeing that supposedly elevated her above this kind of work?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone wants to get sucked off I'll be waiting in the men's changeroom near the pool on the main deck on May 2nd. Just use the code phrase "my fuzzy little nugget lumps" and I'll know it's you.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    katee looking a bit alien

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to go on this cruise except it's just me and katee and the staff don't report anything that happens to authorities.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine just slamming into Willow Ufgood as hard as you can. Just going full speed, grabbing him with both arms, lifting him clear over your head, and just slamming him down into the concrete with every fiber of muscle in your body. The noise of his destruction would be akin to a gunshot, but rather than the crack of a supersonic bullet, it is the collective cracking of every bone in his body. He could just be waddling his little peck waddle and suddenly find himself lifting into the air, and the next time he blinks he is launching towards the sidewalk at literally breakneck speed. Every little peck bone in his little peck body would be damaged, if not outright broken. Compound fractures would tear through both his skin and pierce his internal organs. Blood and cranial fluids would leak from the multiple open fractures across his skull. His lower teeth would be driven into his unhinged jaw. And as the life fades away from him and his vision would turn black, he'd look up at you and beg with his eyes "Why?" Yet your casual stride away from him would give him the only answer he is worthy of: "Why not?" You see, Willow's entire peck life is utterly beneath the notice of actual humans, and snuffing his pathetic life out was an action done so casually and so carelessly it was far beyond your notice. It was a thoughtless impulse, one already forgotten. The one and only reason nobody had ended his pitiful peck life earlier was because nobody else could be bothered. He wasn't even worth the time to put any conscious thought into killing. With that realization, Willow Ufgood releases his bowels (a runny peck poop, as pecks lack the intestinal length to properly process food) and dies. Nobody bothers burying him.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lewis Macleod
    Is this a crossover with Highlander?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A little boat in a big Ocean!
    Come on man, don't talk about Warwick like this.

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