A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were working for the bandit the size of a tangerine. So, we went looking for the local government. In six months, I saw a tangerine the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been the tangerine.
A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were working for the bandit the size of a tangerine.
Bale's mental breakdown on the set of Terminator Salvation has got to be one of the funniest things to happen in Hollywood. Of all movies to break him, it had to be the worst Terminator movie.
Making a good movie surrounded by quality actors and movie makers wouldn't be the thing to break down an actor.
>the worst Terminator movie
There have been two shittier terminator movies since then.
Dark Fate was definitely better than Salvation.
Worst fucking take in history.
He's right though.
>Master Wayne, in an effort to help you move on with your life I burned a letter from Miss Dawes, the contents of which were her suggesting for you to move on with your life. I don't know why I did this, or why I've dedicated my entire screentime attempting (and failing) to manipulate you. Anyway, I'm leaving now. You're dead to me. Thanks for the pension.
What the actual fuck was the point of Alfred's character in Nolan's trilogy? He acts like a retard and legitimately may have dementia. I'm convinced that atrocious ending of TDKR is Alfred having a fever dream on his deathbed.
Nolan didn't want to make TDKR but did it because the movies made so much money and WB bullied him into making it. Any flaws in TDKR can be explained by this fact, his heart just wasn't in it and the writing suffered. TDK had a perfect ending.
Ok, but the burning of the letter happens in TDK and is then referenced in like the first or second act of TDKR. Also The Dark Knight's ending was gay as hell considering Batman's entire sermon to Gotham is about choosing to be better and shit, and then the end is just Bruce being like Alfred and attempting to manipulate Gotham into being better because in reality he has no genuine answer. This theme is part of Gordon's arc in TDKR.
So assuming, like you say, Nolan didn't really want to make a third film and The Dark Knight just ended, without concluding all the homosexualry. Batman's a literal villain who murdered Harvey Dent (even though he could've easily saved him) and Gordon is just committing perjury for the rest of his life. Wow what a great ending.
TDK falls apart during the final act, in particular the aforementioned and the boat shit. Marsellus Wallace tossing the detonator was some Disney-tier writing.
That's why the ending was better before TDKR retroactively ruined it, you could see a trajectory that he would continue to fight for Gotham instead of just fucking off for 8 years and hoping the police would fix it.
Also, you don't know Ving Rhames by name? He's had so many good movies.
>Batman's a literal villain who murdered Harvey Dent (even though he could've easily saved him)
Not at all. You're absolutely fucking retarded. He was holding on to the ledge in one hand and had the child in another.
WB said if you make this capeshit again, we'll let you make whatever the fuck you want afterwards. It worked out well for Nolan.
And then he stabbed them in the back and did Oppenheimer with Universal.
He made WB quite a few money printing kinos inbetween then.
When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey in Friends, he only had one tangerine to his name. When the cast got their paycheques, the first thing Courtney Cox bought was a car. Matt LeBlanc bought a tangerine. Now he has two.
>I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you
Did Bamham forget that he caused the train to crash? So he is, in fact, directly responsible for the murder of Ra's al Ghul, which of course comes back to haunt not just him, but the entirety of Gotham.
For some reason, live action Batman movies love trying to be cute with the "no kill rule" and have him indirectly kill people anyway. In the 1989 movie he straight up yells "I'LL KILL YOU" at Joker and sends him plummeting to his death. It's almost tradition at this point for Batman movies to shit on the comics.
Batman having a no killing without exception rule is stupid anyway
Nobody should have the right to just kill people for free. That's barbaric.
autistic tier no killing has led to more terrible stories and batman character assassinations than hollywood's looser definition
Yeah I have no idea why the Dark Knight made such a big deal out of his no kill rule when he basically killed Liam Neeson.
Not that it really matters, if you knock someone unconscious and you don’t get them medical attention in like 5 minutes, they’re probably dead anyway
If you knock someone unconscious it's entirely possible they die instantly from their head hitting the ground. I don't exactly see Batman being careful to ensure they fall gently.
I found a whore house, master wayne, full of the hottest girls you could imagine
Granted they were at an age that would get me strung up but they had the experience of a woman in her 50's in the profession
>Oi turned meself into a tangerine Mastah Wayne O'im tangerine Alfred.
>the bandit the size of a tangerine.
Ah, finally a role for Warwick Davis.
A loung toime agoah, I had bad constipation, in Burma.
I shit out a small child, the size, of a tangerine
If you have constipation you aren't able to shit.
Retard
He's right though.