A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. A disproportionate amount. Hervé Villechaize, off of Fantasy Island. I think somebody off the Time Bandits. I suppose they must get really sad about, like...being really little and that.
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They're filming midgets!
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AMERICAN: Been to the top of the tower?
Ray : Yeah... yeah, it's rubbish.
AMERICAN : It is? The guide book says it's a must see.
Ray : Well you lot ain't going up there.
AMERICAN : Pardon me? Why?
Ray : I mean, it's all winding stairs. I'm not being funny.
AMERICAN : What exactly are you trying to say?
Ray : What exactly am I trying to say? You's a bunch of frickin' elephants.
>when the tower is closed later in the film because an American tourist had a heart attack climbing the stairs
they didn't sound like americans
They definitely looked like Americans.
they looked too bri'ish considering the guy was wearing a yankees hat and the only people you'd see wearing that are puerto ricans
>american framing
THE ALCOVES
YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FRICKING OBJECT
I'm sorry I called you an inanimate object. I was upset.
>IvegotfourgramsonmeandonegraminmewhichiswhymeheartsgoingliketheclappersasifIamabouttohaveaheartattacksoifIcollapseanyminutenowpleaseremembertotellthedoctorsthatImighthavesomethingtodowiththecoke
You retract that bit about my c**t fricking kids!
INSULTING MY FRICKING KIDS
THATS GOING OVER BOARD MATE
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How would you respond, Cinemaphile?
Why was he so based?
He wasnt. He backed down as soon as he heard "muh dead black wife".
If he was truly based he would have said "frick man, that's rough. At least you get to kill your in-laws"
My date involved two instances of extreme violence, one instance of her hand on my wiener and my finger up her thing, which lasted all too briefly - isn't that always the way? - one instance of me stealing 5 grams of a very high quality cocaine and one instance of me blinding a poofy little skinhead, so, all in all, my evening pretty well balanced out...fine.
how many times have you rewatched this flick?
not op but its boutta be at least 5 if i stay in this thread
Fricking unbelievable.
I hope your midget doesn't kill himself. Your dream sequence would be fricked.
If I grew up on a farm and was moronic, Bruges might impress me. But I didn't, so it doesn't.
that movie is kicks so much. so fricking quotable.
Geez he swears a lot doesn't he?
Lol a fake tough guy who's afraid of the sound of gunfire.
Don't do it, dubsman. You're valid by liking this movie alone
I forgot how many shots from this movie became classic reaction images used to this day, these two, Farrell walking off in the art museum, etc.
Farrell was god-like in this, so fricking funny
Image this being you directors debut work holy shit
I name this movi when ppl ask me what's my favourite movie which last time happened in 2016.
in fairness he was also a playwright long before (and after) this, though it's not a 1:1 translation of skill obviously
He's reteaming with Gleeson and Farrell for his upcoming film too, The Banshees of Inisherin.
What else good has he done?
Seven Psychopaths is also pretty good, although definitely more outright comedic. Very meta movie.
not him
i love them both
>Seven Psychopaths
Oh right, ye i watched that. That movie sucked balls for me honestly. Fell completely flat.
Seven Psychopaths is well worth a watch. Three Billboards was a bit of a dud for me, seemed like it was out of his wheelhouse, but he's mainly a playwright so movies only come once in a while from him.
>last time someone asked what anons favorite movie is was in 2016
I get why you come on here then
Do they sell special midget sized coffins so they spare the awkwardness of just selling the family a kids one?
you're better watching his brother's films the Guard and Calvary alongside this
watched The Guard, it had a few moments but it was meh
i mean it was a flick to pass the time
is Cavalry better ?
>Calvary
Feel bad kind of SOVL
His brother made this? That's crazy
his brother sucks
Do you want some cocaine?
I wish women over 25 killed themselves to balance it out.
>People with known hereditary diseases are allowed to breed and choose to pass on their genetics because of their own apathy and narcissism
Thanks, Freedom!
Jake the Snake was a legit 6'5 in his prime. He'd make most people looks small.
Where do you draw the line though?
Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.
Alcoves, yes.
Nooks and crannies
frickin' Bruges
I'm a Britbong driving up to Antwerp to visit family in two weeks. Should I stop off In Bruges? I hear it's like a fricking fairytale.
Sure
One gay beer for my gay friend, and a normal beer for me because I'm normal
Seven Psychopaths is absolute dogshite. Just a writer wanking for 2 hours. Trully atrocious dialogue in that one.
Don't go all Gandhi on me.
If you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks, and you allow your gun to be taken off you, and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank, which I assume the person has to get quite close to you, then... yeah, really it's all your fault for being such a poof. So why don't you stop whinging, and cheer the frick up?
Is Belgium with all those child abuse murders lately? I do know a Belgium joke. What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids.