A mid battle battle duet between them would've been pretty cool

A mid battle battle duet between them would've been pretty cool

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He really was gonna frick him I see

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        never thought about that. no wonder both of adam's wives wanted to frick him. no man can compete with shapeshifter sex

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My ancestor!

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    something like this?

    Vivzie would definitely be enough of a musical nerd to know about Shock Treatment too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol yes something like that
      Or something from Prince of Egypt

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    roger looking ass

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a mid battle duet would have been cool
    Overexposure to zoomer slang had me confused by this statement at first.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a mid battle
      battle duet

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But not a mid mid-battle battle duet.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find it strange he didn't pray a prayer.
    Prayers are known to cause demons to glitch out.
    Light workers have said familiar spirits lose their shape and sometimes catch on fire and scream when a Christian prays nearby - this would explain why killing them is so important in Nepal and India.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gb2 >>>/x/ your schizophrenia isn't cannon in hazbin lore

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hazbin "lore" is quite literally the only thing disembodied spirits have on humans: subversion.
        It's like saying Hitler hated muslims which is patently false, he wanted to replace Christianity with Islam. Why is it so difficult to read the source material first?
        Lilith was raped to death according to the Talmud.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hitler had more respect for Muslims, but he didn't want to replace Christianity with Islam. What Hitler and other fascists like him wanted to work towards was a society completely subservient to the state. Any and all religion in said society was to be stamped out, as it represents a creed independent of the state, and is thus incompatible with the ultimate goal of total loyalty

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You mean socialist anon.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Just dictators in general actually

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lucifer deserved a big fat punch to the face tbqh.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Saying "No." when he possesses the Antichrist, currently almost 80 years old and in perfect health and offers you medbeds, will hurt more than that.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    haha

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >looks like you need mental help
    >from the big boss of hell himself
    >check out all your flaming reviews on yelp
    >1-star, fricked up, tiniest dick
    >with a punch of the first man
    >a wap bam boo, alakazam
    >easily you're slaughtered just like a lamb
    >don't frick with my family, mate (that's bad!)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lucifer started it.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That bastard Lucifer wasn't satisfied with taking the first two women, he wanted that first man ass as well

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lucifer looks so goofy and not intimidating here. Even the gay owl has a slightly better final demon form.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lucifer fighting like a cartoon was original and clever.

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