A movie about Sea People when?
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If I make it into Hollywood I will film it. All the Sea peoples will be evil whitey laying siege to BLACK Egypt. The israelites will be frothing at the mouth for such an opportunity to fund it.
the sea people also BTFO most semitic cities of the time too
There is speculation that the sea peoples were themselves Semitic.
They were Europeans, some of them probably Indo-Europeans. They picked up some Semites probably, but overall they were Aegeans. Maybe also some Balkan and Italian tribes.
After the collapse a bunch of new people showed up there, all of them Indo-European (Phrygians, Armenians).
Nope. They were entirely Semitic.
They probably where an ad hoc horde composed of literal rapefugees gathered among Mediterranean Indo-Europeans, Mediterranean non-Indo-Europeans and Levantine Semites.
Sea Peoples were probably a coalition of Bronze Age Aegeans and Nuragic peoples from Sardinia
>probably
Any discussion whatever about Sea People is purely speculation. They could be absolutely anyone.
>They could be absolutely anyone
Of course not. Not everyone had that kind of maritime tech.
>They could be absolutely anyone.
Yeah ahaha... Anyone....
>They could be absolutely anyone.
Black folk can objectively be kept off that list
Tahitians, Phoenicians, you name it
>Polynesian Sea Peoples in the Mediterranean
lol. lmao.
That's it. I'm building a Tahitian boat and sailing to the Mediterranean to show you IT COULD HAVE BEEN DONE.
>no films about Assyria
What did Hollywood mean by this?
The torture scene gave me nightmares for a couple of nights.
was it because of its mundanity, pulling out fingernails rather than something more horrific; or because the ayatollahs just calmly walked in and stopped it as if it was just another day at the office?
https://vimeo.com/231243582
Actually the people who dealt with the sea people the best were the Assyrians, who were Semitic. The Hittites, who were indo-European, suffered the worst from the sea people and a a result, the Assyrians were later able to destroy the Hittites more easily.
lmao racist israelites arent frothing
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on the moon
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Thats what all the qt JIDF chicks called me during my birthright golem
Will Eshuwara make an appearance?
>once upon there were civilizations that we hardly know anything about
>the Minoan women wore dresses that showed there breasts
>then the Sea Peoples destroyed civilization
>we know exactly nothing about them
Excellent plot, OP.
They should get The Rock again for the protagonist just like they did for The Scorpion King
It will be a work of complete fiction as there is no historical basis at all for any story whatsoever.
The Rock might as well be playing an alien prince.
Foolish anon. Go play in the street.
We know tons about them including the names of the different groups and we have pictures of what they looked like including their armor and weapons as well as the archeological findings. There's so much we don't know but we know so much more than "exactly nothing." You know nothing Jon Snow.
that's why you need dinosaurs and shit
>the Minoan women wore dresses that showed there breasts
i am listening
>tfw no snake-handling topless minoan priestess gf
*their
not there, THEIR
Yeah, I fricking know: misspelled, so shoot me.
>Minoan women wore dresses that showed there breasts
Id watch it
who the frick were they?
proto-vikings?
celts?
my ancestors :))
People of the sea
This video gives a good explanation
They may have been pirates from different groups of people who were more of a symptom of Broze Age collapse than a cause.
They were definitely not Celts.
latin bvlls
My understanding is that they were some sort of loose collection of various peoples, Sardinians and possbily af few myceneans and other seafarers and pirates picked up along the way.
I say Myceneans becasue altough that palace culture ended around the bronze age collapse when the eastern mediterranean trade network got heemed and elties couldn't get their hands on prestige goods there are curious finds of mycenean and submycenean artifacts on Cyprus and in Philistia.
So they were just mafia like south america has.
Snake probably just an analogy for handjobs. That priestess was just a hoe!
Considering the prevalence of temple prostitutes you might be on to something there.
>proto-vikings
this unironically
Atlantians
This. They were the Frisians, themselves refugees from sunken Atlantis.
Time traveling Mexicans
This is a list of the people referred to on the Medinet Habu steles which the Egyptians made to record their victory over the various sea peoples, and their most likely identities
>Denyen
Almost certainly the Danaoi/Danaan of Homeric epics, i.e. Mycenaean Greeks
>Ekwesh
Achaean Greeks
>Lukka
Lycians, semi-Hellenized Anatolians
>Peleset
Philistines, Minoan (Cretan) Greeks
>Shekelesh
Sikels, i.e. Sicilians
>Sherden
Sardinians, a Nuragic people
>Teresh
Tyrrhenians, Etruscans
>Tjekker
Teucrians, Hellenized Anatolians
>Karkisa
nobody knows who the frick these guys were
of course there's a lot of other plausible etymological bases for these names, for example Teresh could well refer to Trojans, and Denyen could be the Israelite tribe of Dan, and it's possible all of these are true, since the evidence points towards vast mercenary and piratical migration across the eastern mediterranean
oh I forgot
>Weshesh
Probably adaptation of Wilusa, the Hittite name for Troy, so Trojans
>a Nuragic people
I was curious, so I looked this up.
Basically Sardinians, and only Sardinians, built towers called nurags everywhere. So they are called a Nuragic people.
Bit redundant if you ask me.
it's because they're pre-indo-european
It's just a bit goofy as a modifier. "A" Nuragic people, as though there are many Nuragic peoples.
It would be like saying
>the Egyptians, a pyramidic people
Aren't there archeological traces of Nuragic cultures on the Balearic islands and Corisca from before the Shardenu world-enders got driven back to their current reservation?
Yes, and the Sardinians were the ones to build them.
So call them THE Nuragic people. Not A Nuragic people.
> Shekelesh
he Knows, shut it down
>Almost certainly the Danaoi/Danaan of Homeric epics, i.e. Mycenaean Greeks
Wrong wrong wrong, the people of Danu, the Danaans Tuatha de Danann were an elven tribe of ancient Greece who became the ancestors of the Gaels after migrating to Ireland.
They were white salty sea men, oh sorry I thought you asked what op had for breakfast
c**ts. That's why they're the C people.
A miniseries that ends with the Egyptians would probably be good.
Ancient Egypt was already 1800 years along by the time the Sea Peoples were a thing.
So it could start and end in Egypt.
No, end it with the Egyptians repelling the Sea Peoples. My idea would be to dedicate each episode to the various cultures dealing with the Sea Peoples invading and other issues of the Bronze Age collapse. The Egyptians were the only civilization to survive the whole ordeal intact, so they would be the "triumphant" finale.
Maybe you could also set up in the ending something about the Philistines to sequelbait a Bible epic
Actually this is a good idea.
We have to go back
Ancient peoples were truly superior
>ywn wash your ancient wifes feet after a hard topless day
brutal
those corset like garments that are suporting their breasts remind of those bras which do the same, and I like it.
Hadn't the Minoans already been conquered by the Myceans by the time of the bronze age collapse?
No, the Minoan civilization was still extant at the time of the Bronze Age Collapse.
Why are you lying to that anon? They WERE conquered by Mycenaean people at the time of the Bronze Age collapse, which was after the Santorini eruption, and they basically vanished from the map, either being integrated or slaughtered.
In fact, Minoans basically didn't exist at all as a culture during the Bronze Age collapse.
That was BECAUSE of the Bronzee Age collapse.
They were on the rebound just before those Sea Peoples arrived.
Why the breasts? Not complaining, but did the men show their dicks?
>doesn't complain when breasts
>does complain when no dick
If you like this pic, just think that in Sparta young girls would constantly exercise and do gymnastics fully naked, because it was believed that being exposed to the sun would give a women stronger children
I've heard that 20 seconds of presenting your taint to the sun is healthful. Is this true or a Cinemaphile question?
Actually it's 10 minutes daily.
Then apply aloe vera to avoid sunburn.
Are you telling me that all the Spartan and Minoan girls would line up and do this for 10 minutes each day?
Yes but you'll get heemed by Bacchae if you try to catch a cheeky peak at the secret rites of the women.
Spartans also had a special lesbian party before the men returned from military deployment. They teased each other with erotic poetry and dancing so their pussies would already be dripping wet when their husbands got home.
I wish more producers would hire a classicist to get deep into the aesthetics of ancient cultures. HBO came quite close with Rome, but there's so much kino in the Greco-Roman world that goes untapped by film and television.
Girls don't have taints, gayanon.
should somebody tell him?
I mean, I just did.
>t. never bent a girl over and looked between her cheeks
damn even the gods had to involved in the scrap sea peoples were bussin fr fr
here's your sea people, bro
Why is top left so smug?
ME IN THE TOP LEFT
Absolute kino
>Bronze Age Collapse
>Economies destroyed
>Climate change so bad there are widespread famines and desertification in Greece
>Sea People overpower and destroy Mykenae Greece
>Hittite Empire next
>Force Egypt into constant retreat
>Finally stopped on the Nile by Ramesses III
Egyopt weathers the storm but its power is broken for centuries, is conquered by the resurgent Neo-Assyrian Empire only decades later
What was the Sea People's tax policy?
kino about the Hittites when?
Was Troy Hittite?
Probably not. It seems to be Luwian. It's also possible Luwians took over the city and did not build it. The earliest phase is from 3000 BC.
Who knows, it was certainly part of the Hittitie world, Troy VI & VIII contained a mix of Hittite and Mycenean artifacts. If I'm not misstaken there are mention in Hittite texts about the king of Willusa paying tribute to the Hittite king.
Aegeans, Sardinians, Italians and Balkanites.
Mycenean pottery shows up in destroyed city, but also primitive Balkan and Italian handmade pottery ( it also shows in destroyed Mycenean sites). Naue II swords from Central Europe, and small shields also show up. Some Sardinian-like helmets and weapons are depicted in Egyptian hieroghlyphs.
Ancient genes support the appearence of Aegeans in the Levant - in early Iron Age in a Philistine city Ashkelon. Other genetic evidence include the replacement of local Levantine pigs by European pigs. Genetically European pigs replaced local ones, so someone brought there European pigs.
They can't have been Italics because the early Italics weren't maritime
Italian tribes, not Italics. I don't think Italics were in Italy so early. Some Italian pottery shows up in places invaded by the Sea People.
Italics were in northern Italy by 2200 BCE
No evidence of that.
The Bell Beakers found at Broion probably spoke pre-proto-Italic
>probably
Too early. There's no evidence that Beakers were Italo-Celtics, let alone Italics.
Yeah I guess those languages could have arrived with Urnfield. The languages spoken by Bell Beakers in Britain and Ireland were IE but not Celtic so that makes sense.
Yes, I'm thinking Urnfield makes the most sense. Then proto-villanovan. Terramare was probably Etruscan.
The proto-villanovan that would later become etruscan(not that they were italic) where in Northern Italy by 1200BC, around the bronze age collapse. As far as I'm aware they had some trade ties with the Aegean world but if those encounters were one sided Mycenean expeditions I don't know. It's possible they weren't maritime unlike the etruscans who were famous for their seafaring and piratical acivity according to greek sources.
YouTube "Historians" and essay writers are obsessed with shilling some kind of conspiracy or other-wordly aspect to the Sea People. They were simply a broad collection of people, most likely raiding due to famine or lack of resources.
It's also possible they were pushed East due to proto-Celtic expansion (Urnfield and related cultures).
>implying the Sea Peoples weren't ayyyys
Yamnaya movie when?
They werent nordshits that’s for sure. Nordshits were mudhut dwellers as recent as a 1000 years ago.
Amusingly enough the standard dwelling in Scandinavia between the middleish neolithic and the early medieval period was a multipe aisled longhouse.
On the iron age Apennine peninsula on the other hand the average dwelling was a wattle and daub hut.
>movie about starving hordes of african and middle eastern folks landing on the shores of civilisation and burning everything to the ground and murdering all the cultured folks until the world basically colapses and we all return to savages
Very zietgiesty anon, I can see hollywood lining up to make this flick
a miniseries about the fall of Atlantis would be absolute kino
sneed people
>Bronze Age collapse
Why does it feel like I'm seeing this referenced more and more lately?
Because the poles are about to flip again and we're going to live through the Silicon Age Collapse. The gods are trying to warn us.
Because a large part of it was due to the violent collapse of an island nation that was the primary producer of a product that was utterly critical to the global economy.
Cyprus and bronze or Taiwan and computer chips, it all comes tumbling down the same way.
What resource does Taiwan have?
Silicon comes from Chile.
Semiconductors