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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Episodic adventures next summer.
    Don't tell the audience that there is some underlying big plot, let it be episodic, but along the way they are gaining skill and knowledge.
    Big finale, some big plot has been going on the whole time and they didn't know it, but fortunately they have also leveled up to handle it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This by having some toxic spill from the alien ship be the cause of paranormal phenomenon in gravity falls
      The ship being reactivated and taking off caused a ton to be dumped at once which created the big bad of the season who is magical with whatever limits science would allow but not a reality bender like Bill
      Pacifica being involved now means that they have funding for crazier enemies and catfights with Wendy who may or may not be noticing Dipper growing up a bit more.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dipper is canonically a manlet and Wendy is canonically an Amazon, fan edits always ignore that fact

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's no indications that Dipper is short (Beside being a cartoon preteen that makes him much shorter than he should be).

      Wendy should be tall, but they forgot to draw other teens shorter, so that might not be canon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The heights in GF are so fricking funny because 12 year olds are the size of toddlers and then they just shoot up like three feet each when they hit 15.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          a lot of cartoons do that too

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Name them

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Fairly Oddparents
              Gumball
              KND
              Simpsons

              How many examples do you want?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Wendy should be tall
        She WAS tall FOR HER AGE when she was younger. That is, she hit her growth spurt early. She didn't actually grow taller than average, and as a 15-year-old she's average in her peer group.

        >so that might not be canon.
        What's in the show and other official media is what constitutes the Gravity Falls canon. Wendy is average height for a teenage girl and short for an adult woman.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm about to beat you up.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm shaking, anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fan edits?

      There's no indications that Dipper is short (Beside being a cartoon preteen that makes him much shorter than he should be).

      Wendy should be tall, but they forgot to draw other teens shorter, so that might not be canon.

      he's based on alex, that's all we need. and he's not considered unusually tall for his age, which wendy is. or was, earlier. rather, he's considered shrimpy for his age. a 10 year old asian girl is the same size as him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, what ten-year-old Asian girl? If you're talking about Candy, then where are you getting that she's two years younger than Dipper and Mabel?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't remember, but I remember that I knew at the time. Maybe she's 11. I feel like you're missing the key point here.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, I got the point, I just got distracted by the thought of Candy being even younger than I believed, because she's best girl obviously.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              She is very smart and I like her. But I like her a lot more in fanart, like what you posted.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >If you're talking about Candy, then where are you getting that she's two years younger than Dipper and Mabel?
          She says she's in sixth grade. Assuming she's talking about the year she just finished, that puts her two years behind the Pines twins.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It seems likelier that she's talking about the grade that she's entering, but fair enough.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, you're right. I misspoke. The Pines twins are entering 8th grade as of the end of the summer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Every Child/12 year old are the same height in Gravity Falls. Wendy was about the same size as the other Teenagers. Fans are just Autistic as frick and can't appreciate aesthetics and stylization.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Dipper is canonically a manlet

      have you forgotten how tall Grunkle Stan is? Dipper is going to tower over Wendy at some point.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        genetics don't reliably carry to your great nephew

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is a world where having twins is a patrilineal trait. Actual genetics is clearly out the window.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            twinning is heritable, nobody knows why

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's heritable through daughters, since those are the ones who need to drop two eggs at a time to have twins. The Pines family has twinning inherited through the paternal line.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like you either know or think you know a lot more than we knew the last time I checked on this
                which in fairness, was decades ago

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's very simple, anon. Fraternal twins arise from two eggs getting fertilized at the same time. The number of eggs that develop at the same time is an aspect of the woman's biology, subject to genetic influences as traits generally are. The number of eggs prepared at once is not a trait that mothers can pass to their sons, since men don't produce eggs. If the son has twins, that's an expression of the genetics of the woman he has children with, not his own.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                what part of my post made it sound like I didn't know that.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >what part of my post made it sound like I didn't know that.

                sounds like you either know or think you know a lot more than we knew the last time I checked on this
                which in fairness, was decades ago

                >sounds like you either know or think you know a lot more than we knew the last time I checked on this
                >which in fairness, was decades ago
                You outright said that you didn't know it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the part you explained is the part I know. we know. the known part.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                My post here

                It's heritable through daughters, since those are the ones who need to drop two eggs at a time to have twins. The Pines family has twinning inherited through the paternal line.

                said:
                >It's heritable through daughters, since those are the ones who need to drop two eggs at a time to have twins. The Pines family has twinning inherited through the paternal line.

                To which you replied

                sounds like you either know or think you know a lot more than we knew the last time I checked on this
                which in fairness, was decades ago

                >sounds like you either know or think you know a lot more than we knew the last time I checked on this
                >which in fairness, was decades ago
                That is, the content of my post was more than what YOU knew the last time you checked. The content of that post has two parts: a statement of fraternal twinning being heritable through daughters , and also a statement that the Pines family has patrilineal twinning.

                >the part you explained is the part I know. we know. the known part.
                So, then. To recap, Fraternal twinning is heritable matrilineally but not patrilineally. And the reasons for this are obvious, in contrast to

                twinning is heritable, nobody knows why

                . Rather, what you don't know is that the Pines family has patrilineal twins. Well, Dipper's paternal great grandfather had twins. His father had twins. Any questions?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So you're saying Pinecest runs in the family

                it was a great time to be a fan

                is she.. just messin around with his tummy? what's goin on here.

                >hair tug
                now THAT's what I'm talkin about. I see parodies of that scene often, but they forget the hair tug.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP's image has her at roughly twice his height, are you praising it or confused?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      obviously he towers over her once he finishes puberty

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dipper and Pacifica adventures.
    Wendy dies off-screen.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Please go jerk off and then come back and ask that same question.

    We don't need Alex Hirsch getting an even bigger ego if Disney comes crawling back to him because their new shows aren't as popular as Gravity Falls. I'm glad he had enough sense to actually end a show properly, unlike his former lover Dana Terrace, who fumbled her ending so badly that even though it's not even infamously bad as Star Vs, it manages to still ruin everything.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      TOH had like the only good DTVA ending of the past ten years

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You must be joking if you truly think that's the case.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why is it bad then? Its much better then the bad ends of amphibia and star vs and even GF to a degree

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >TOH had like the only good DTVA ending
        The least delusional owl house homosexual. Go back to where you belong, owltard. Amphibia ending is infinite times better than that pile of diarrhea Dana concocted as an ending for the Owl fl0phouse.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ive only watched arthur and that was nearly 2 decades ago
          it was probably miles better than all the rest.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It ends with a gay rat wedding for Mr. Ratburn.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ah Magiknight Rayearth
          I was just thinking of you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I've had this panel stuck in my head for decades for... reasons

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >’DragonBall Z’ has won Best Series Finale

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t have a horse in this race, but fyi, those cartoon Twitter accounts are run by like 15 year olds. An award from Cartoon Base means nothing.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Cope more owl house homosexual. Your garbage cartoon sucks. Deal with it. Amphibia is better than the owl house in every way. That's why Amphibia got a season 3 while your dogshit canceled catoon doesn't.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Not even baiting the hooks, huh?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              lol everything hirch touches turns into shit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah we saw what happened to Danas looks

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Kind of like what happened to the Owl shithouse after Disney canceled both the show and the book KWAB. Talk about beating yourself up with a big spoon of self inflicted ownage there, owlgay.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I am not the owl gay poster though. And since you posted amphibia in a Gravity falls threat, i would like to say matt braly is an example of what happens when you trust your writers to make a good and convincing story

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, yeah, they certainly did that. Disney. On Amphibia. Disney certainly trusted Matt Braly to make a good and convincing story on Amphibia. That's certainly what happened. It's a shining example of the great things that can come of trusting your writers. That's what it is.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Well, when you put your trust in a hack writer like Dana Turdrace, your show ends up getting canceled and having low ratings. So I'm not fully agreeing with that statement. Matt is just built differently. He's an outlier, as in, he has actual talent for writing. This alone already puts him above shitters like Dana Turdrace and Bill Epstein/Bob Rothschild.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you're saying stuff but the aladdin animated series was super good

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Owl House fandom: Walked away happy with their ending, wishing for more but still praising what they got, thinking up future stories with the characters.
                Amphibia fandom: In fullblown denial about Anne being dead and replaced, try not to think about the fact that the whole cast timeskipped and drifted apart. "Maybe Polly will have interesting adventures one day?"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The funniest kind of Owl House watcher, IMO, are people who supposedly like the show, but have to pretend the ending was bad and rushed, because they have a persecution complex and need to believe that Disney fricked it up by cancelling it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There WERE some aspects that definitely would have worked better with more eps. I'm happy in the final counting-up, but more would have been Nice. The weirdest damn thing is that the wrong show got to have "and then they're on Earth" episodes. With Owl House the kids could freely walk around and explore Earth culture for a few eps, giving time to build up the suspense of Belos hitching a ride on Hunter. And there was a clear reason for exploring Earth, since Belos was FROM Earth himself, so there was potential to learn some stuff. With Amphibia the cast couldn't freely walk around so we kept getting "you have to hide them" stories... and for some reason a Spider-Man parody. wait wh

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I basically agree, but I think Amphibia suffered much more from having those episodes than Owl House suffered from not having them. (Overall, I greatly prefer Amphibia to Owl House, but I think Owl House knocked its shortened third season out of the park, while Amphibia's third season is basically a crime against humanity.)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I mean wouldn't that require them to be okay with
                >shifting a story about a cool weird girl in a fantasy land to her trying to fit in in a warmed-over school setting
                and
                >throwing gay in out of fricking nowhere and acting like it's just normal
                and then
                >all the stuff i've heard people complain about the show going to shit beyond that

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It must be sad to live in a state of constant copium mode over your shitty-ending owlgay. Well, tell you what, you can take that sad sack of optimism with you straight to the owl house grave while amphibia fans get to blissfully relish the Amphibia art book, the Amphibia Marcy journal, the Amphibia full season 3, and the Amphibia graphic novel. I can't really say the same for the owl gayhouse since Disney has completely forgotten about the existence of that garbage fire. Whatever helps you sleep tonight. Kek

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Are you trying to convince people to ship Anne and Luz?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >you guys got a shitty ending!
                One of the characters in that picture visits her friends regularly and pulled off a "saved the day, got the girl" ending.
                The other character died and was replaced by a clone.
                Both shows have things to be happy about, but holy fricking shit do not try to pretend that Amphibia got the better ending.

                >Marcy journal
                Oh goody, we get a thing that desperately wants to be "Journal 3" but isn't.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair, "Journal 3" also desperately wants to be Journal 3 but isn't.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I was pretty damn satisfied with that purchase. I'll go so far as to say that anyone walking away going "that WANTED to be Journal 3, but wasn't" probably isn't going to be satisfied with anything short of it coming with a free Pacifica cosplayer giving a blowjob.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                one character got the DEUS ex MACHINA with time wasting poorly written ending that got the show canceled with terrible ratings.
                The other character got resurrected, a high paying job, a masters degree, healthy relationship with her friends, live a fulfilling life and become a goddess somewhere in the future. I can see why Amphibia got nominated and won many awards while TOH got mocked, canceled and trashed because of its boring ending.
                >Marcy journal
                Yeah Marcy journal was so good and sold well that Disney greenlit another Amphibia book. I don't blame you for clinging to Gravity Falls since TOH is garbage. BTW Matt worked on the show and won GF an Annie Awards, while Dana turd race was busy being Alex's designated wienersleeve cos that's the only thing she's good at.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >DEUS EX MACHINA
                They'd been setting up "King's Dad Is The Titan" for ages, and emphasizing how much Luz meant to King. If you went "wow, that's unexpected!" at the Titan's magic being a big part of Belos' defeat, that's on you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That sounds a whole lot like a bad excuse for Dana Turdrace's shitwriting. All those things that you have written as a cope are nothing more than made-up fanfiction or the inane ramblings of a mad man.

                Never have those things even been mentioned in the earlier episodes. Dana literally just made the premise and plot for TOH s3 on the spot after she found out Disney shitcanned her show midst season 2. Meanwhile, idiots like you would gladly eat Dana's bullshit without question.

                This clown thinks TOH is some kind of MUH Miyazaki Soul Games tier of heavy narrative writings where you've got to look through some 20-minute video essay on Zanzibar character to fully understand the owl house lore. Your show was literally created by and for infantile morons, LMAO.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >This clown thinks TOH is some kind of MUH Miyazaki Soul Games tier of heavy narrative writings where you've got to look through some 20-minute video essay on Zanzibar character to fully understand the owl house lore

                You are not a person that argues in good faith.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Don't even bother accusing someone of not arguing in good faith. That ship sailed ages ago when you present yourself as a clueless moron who clearly hasn't even watched Amphibia or even knows what he's talking about.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, Owl House is about "wish fulfillment" and "escapism being good actually", that became obvious very early

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >In fullblown denial about Anne being dead and replaced
                Does anyone actually do this any more?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sure. And Amphibia's "she's really dead, and cloned" ending is about wanting a super-serious "the hero sacrificed themselves, for real, and their death was meaningful" ending AND a happy "everyone survived, kinda!" ending at the same time! Have your cake and eat it too, kids.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it raises the question of whether a copy really is you, when it's identical. because that is the only thing you have defining YOU as you, the fact you're identical to yourself.
                I see it more like the ending to a certain anime and several games i've played, the reward for self-sacrifice and ascending to a higher plane is that a part of you gets to continue on being a normal human and having relationships.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                As always.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Well, when you put your trust in a hack writer like Dana Turdrace, your show ends up getting canceled and having low ratings. So I'm not fully agreeing with that statement. Matt is just built differently. He's an outlier, as in, he has actual talent for writing. This alone already puts him above shitters like Dana Turdrace and Bill Epstein/Bob Rothschild.

                None of you understood my point apparently, i was talking specificallly about the creator trusting the writers, and what happens when they don't and want to imposee their will instead

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ...They kill the main character in the final episode and replace her with a clone?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i see someone has never played a JRPG
                that ending was breasts. i didn't expect the show to go full anime at the end, and while the art style certainly can't do it justice and the colored eyes looked fricking weird (just do colored dots, leave out the pupils, jesus. did you learn nothing from cell saga?), it was still radicool.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >i see someone has never played a JRPG
                I see anon is pulling shit from his ass.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We already know that when he won Gravity Falls an Annie Award for directing Northwest Mansion Mystery. He's one of the reason why Dipper x Pacifica is even a thing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I am sure he had the guts to tell Alex to shut the frick up and let him do his job

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No award has ever meant anything.
            No, even not even that one.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          arthur ended?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it pushed gay on kids, of course it ended

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shit show with shit ending

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >xe thought Asspull Fursona SSJ3 was good
        lol
        comma
        lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stop being obsessed with the personal lives of other people

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if they didn't make their relationship public and make the nepotism at Disney TVA obvious, then you would have a point.

        Why is it bad then? Its much better then the bad ends of amphibia and star vs and even GF to a degree

        Belos' death was treated as a joke.
        Willow and Hunter have nonexistent chemistry.
        Why would Luz go back to the human world?
        What happened with Amity's mother?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Belos' death was treated as a joke.
          Good, frick belos
          >Why would Luz go back to the human world?
          She mostly stays in the boiling isles from there on out

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What is good about building up the main antagonist so much only to him to die in the most anti-climatic way? It's "ironic" but mostly stupid.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >only to him to die in the most anti-climatic way?
              Torn out of the heart of a dead titan, then melted and beaten the rest of the way to death?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're assuming that Hirsch owns Gravity Falls and I'm willing to bet he doesn't. Disney doesn't have to crawl back to him, if they want to milk the property they will and hand showrunner control to someone else. Why the frick would anybody now or in the future let Hirsch back into the clubhouse after knowing what he said about Disney. It would be on his internal file in Disney, the fricking lawyers wouldn't let this guy be forgotten.

      This is basic fricking business. If a person is fired or becomes persona non grata as Hirsch is, they aren't allowed to come back, even if they are wrongly fired you can't risk them developing bad intentions over their firing. There are exceptions to be sure but their upside has to offset the liabilities of that person coming back. Hirsch has no fricking upside and is all liability.

      Look at what happened to Roiland. He wasn't fired because of allegations over beating his girlfriend - all through the trial he was in the clear. It was only the moment when it was fricking undeniable he was courting jailbait to have sex with once they were legal was when he was shitcanned from everything because THAT is when you become a total liability to everyone on the same level as shittalking your boss.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        twaddle. that's not remotely the order things went in, or anyone's narrative about it so far.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But Disney knows if they do remake Gravity Falls with Hirsch, it will fail because despite his dumbass antics outside of the show, he did know how to direct a show properly.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he did know how to direct a show properly
          He didn't, he never allowed writers to do anything without interfering too much, thats why Gravity falls turned into shit and ended quickly with a dissapointing ending

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Explain how the ending was disappointing beyond the fact Dipper didn't stay with his grand uncle and do that internship because of Mabel.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You just mentioned the most dissapointing part of it, hirch didn't want dipper to be happy, not one bit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Id rather have hirsch back then more povenmireslop

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >they go back next summer

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >A spooky team up of Dip, Mabel and Paz discovering a ghost that likes perving on the girls "new" developments. Dipper has to save them both and protect their virginity, only for Dipper to lose it when he gets rewarded by them both for doing so

    Feel this belongs on adult swim or HBO max

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wendy transforms into big werewolf to rape Dipper

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oooh shades of Gargoyles

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know this image has a particular focus but I like this Dipper design.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Grunkle Stan vs God

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Should be standford

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Poor god, it won't be an easy win for him thst much is certain

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Gravity Falls taking the piss on Scientology
        damn would have been great

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that Hollywood allowed themselves to be strong armed by a fricking sci fi writer and his goons is really pathetic. I actually feel bad for Tom Cruise. Like I get to a point there’s personal responsibility, but he was clearly taken advantage of with his mental health issues. Everyone laughed at him on Oprah but the guy was having a manic episode

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          for hollywood, I find it hella sympathetic. they're inherently vulnerable and treading untread ground
          what's pathetic is the US government getting infiltrated, and then only punishing one person and continuing to allow the scam to continue and steal the money they rightfully stole.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            For as much as elitists want to think they can do no wrong, they are REALLY grifting so much from the top it's breaking down the entire country.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          17 year old Cruse was diddled by more than a few ugly old men in Hollywood. Then long came the Scientologists who told him he is only a nervous, self loathing wreck that people treat like a high quality pin cushion because he is actually an enlightened higher being and the lower beings around him are naturally drawn to him and want him. and if he gave them money he would finally be happy and not a scared rape victim any longer.

          scientologists are predators who prey on former prey of others.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hollywooders are, always will be and always has been moronic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The Brible
        yeah I think Gideon was pushing it as it was

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I almost exclusively watch old shows now and it's comforting being reminded of a time when a show for kids could say 'oh my god' and also have people going to church.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >We want the Rick and Morty Redditslop audience

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > Dipper returns to Gravity Falls.
    > He immediately searches for Wendy.
    > Over the winter Dipper has had a growth spurt, and has doubled in height.
    > Much to his surprise, so has Wendy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      more adventures but first day back to Gravity Falls Dipper goes missing and Mabel has to find him
      turns out Pacifica shrunk Dipper and kidnapped him to hang out
      episode ends with them losing Dipper who gets found by Wendy who thinks its a cute Dipper Doll

      based

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pic

    yeah that's a solid pitch

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Pic related aka fill in the blanks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lucky Dipper.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Dipper and Mable parent's moves to gravity falls for work

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    make wendip happen, frick dipcifica

    have dipper come into his own a bit more and has some fling with a random girl and wendy doesn't like her (for reasons she cannot pinpoint). flip the sciript

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >make wendip and dipcifica happen
      >they frick

      fixed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        making dipper too chadly like that art basically defeats the purpose of him. he should maintain a certain amount of dweebiness

        Pacifica dies early but is much more relevant to the plot dead than alive. Twin Peaks vibes intensify

        would make for a good fanfic, but I can't see a character death like that happening in any hypothetical season 3 made by disney

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >dipper too chadly like that art basically defeats the purpose of him.
          >Dipper being a beefcake and looking chadly doesn't disperse his dweebish nature and soft Boi ways, which is a awesome interpretation

          It's refreshing, the artist captures this idea by making the girls take charge

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sweet more WenDip for the collection

        Any Gravity Falls Revival must have WenDip

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          and cute awkward sibling moments!!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ....doublepines in disguise?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Limey is her main name, DoublePines was just her blog everyone knows her from.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pacifica dies early but is much more relevant to the plot dead than alive. Twin Peaks vibes intensify

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So you want basically twin peaks and not gravity falls?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    self inserters need to be killed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's only self-inserting when it turns into crossover clusterfrick mode.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what does she smell like

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cinnamon

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Episode where Melody fricks everything up worse than any Gravity Falls character has ever fricked anything up before, like, she tries to burn down the Mystery Shack for the insurance money and she gets caught and Soos doesn't break up with her anyway because the pussy is just that good. And from that point on in our arguments on Cinemaphile it totally overshadows all preexisting discourse about Mabel this Wendy that because everyone just hates Melody and hates Alex Hirsch for making us hate Melody.

  19. 1 month ago
    ColdFusion智

    This is canon. Not sure whether the hat is a piece of Regular Show merch, or if the restaurant exists in their setting too, or what. But this happened.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hey there!
      glad you are still around (and a degenerate)

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Episode 3: Dipper and Mabel became super models through a curse fro. Aphroditie, Grunkle Stan tries to exploit their success with paparazzi. Under 24 hours, Pacifca must save the day and reverse the spell since the curse makes the user completely narcissistic and oblivious to their beauty or else they turn to stone forever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why would they interact with the goddess of love when they literally met the love god

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stronger dominant god than the love god. Guess who has to help guide Pacifica to beat her and reverse the curse.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that's not really the point, there's no way of doing that without it coming off like you forgot an established original character. No show would ever do that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >there's no way of doing that without it coming off like you forgot an established original character
            Write him into the episode, dummy

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              oh fair enough. like she's his boss. or his ex. or both.
              but I feel like any writing teacher would tell you "cut aphrodite, role's redundant"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There are no rules for writing, there's what you can make work and what you can't.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that sounds like rules to me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >she's his boss
                >She's the boss since it's revealed he's a aspect of her she cast into existence to do her bidding

                I'd also introduce God's and pre existent entities that make Bill pee his pants.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everybody makes out with everyone else and they all get SUPER PREGNANT with everyone single other person's babies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pedoman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        isn't that like saying 'maleman' ?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wendy goes to jail for statutory rape

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      then she gets out with a sore palm after so many high fives from the cops.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can actually see Blubs and Durland doing this.

        why did they have to portray wendy as if she was like 15 years older that could not date dipper for being much younger than her, it would have been understandable if she was 27-30 years old who didn't want to date a kid, BUT NO, she was only 2 years older than him.

        I also think it sucks we never get to know more about her outside dipper's point of view

        I actually thought she was supposed to be 19 or something before Dipper flat out stated her name.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          *her age
          What the hell kind of brain fart was that?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was thinking having it take place in a new area, but big forrest might be the best setting and what would be the point of moving from one forrest to another

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      excellent. needed him to pull off her hairband, but it works.

      cinnamon

      with a bit of pine chips and mesquite.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think I jacked off to drawn together more than I just watched it as a comedy

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Show takes place right at the end of highschool. Dipper, affected by everything in the OG show has become apathetic to regular society and cannot decide on any sort of normal career in the future. He's kept contact with Pacifica though the years and summers since the OG show but they haven't properly gotten together but Dipper wants to. Mabel is in an opposite position to Dipper where the events in the OG show made her appreciate normal life more and she's doing a ton of cool shit. In this summer before college Dipper and Mabel go back to GF because Stanford died. In GF, a mysterious weird guy that's similar to Dipper interests wise and also doesn't care about normal life anymore starts tracking a lot of "Marble Hornets" style paranormal events happening in hopes of escaping normality all together and becoming more powerful around paranormal shit. Dipper and Mabel start basically a race with this antagonist to deal with these things before he does and the whole show is inspired by early 2010s horror webseries like MH, EverymanHYBRID, TribeTwelve, etc.

    Another less unique idea is to just make Uncharted but with Dipper instead of Drake.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pacifica rejects Dipper and Robbie fricks her just like with Wendy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody else likes your cuck fetish, anon. I know you desperately want to be Dipper and have a Robbie cuck you, but nobody else finds it appealing.

  26. 1 month ago
    UOU9555

    Dipper foursome with his sister, Wendy and Pacifica, Bonus if he just sex most of the girls in town.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Dipper unravels the mystery of the eternal question(since the dawn of human history) during fricking Pacifica and Wendy...blonde or redhead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Truly a classic in the making

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all male characters, even secondary and incidental ones, do a looping mantrain and walk in circles real slowly,

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >After rejecting Dippers advances, Wendy later becomes jealous when she sees him start to move on with a girl that may like him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the girl is mabel

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      aw yeah this is the good stuff.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You posted it. Seventy-two episodes of Dip Dip action all across town.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It should be on Hulu so that horny stuff is actually allowed?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      be careful what you wish for

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Mabel taller than Pacifica?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In that picture, because Mabel is in the foreground, and Pacifica is standing behind her. In general, because Mabel is basically a 12-year-old Kristen Schaal, who grew up to be 5'8". Pacifica's parents are fairly tall, so she probably will be too, but it's likely she'll end up shorter than Mabel.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pacifica might be taller since she's an active golf player. I don't see her being shorter than anyone bar grinda since she's got mega stacy rich genetics.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Pacifica might be taller since she's an active golf player.
            What did anon mean by this?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Pacifica might be taller since she's an active golf player
              what is this logic lol

              Maybe she wants to go pro someday?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Even if she does, what does that have to do with how tall she'll grow up to be?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Golfers got to be tall 5"9 or over to qualify as pro champion.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, they need to hit the ball into the holes in a small number of strokes to qualify as a pro champion.

                But even in a ridiculous world where there was a minimum height for professional golf... what does that have to do with how tall Pacifica will grow up to be? Children who want to be professional basketball players don't grow taller because of that wish. Height is mostly determined by genetics and diet.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Pacifica might be taller since she's an active golf player
            what is this logic lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >In general, because Mabel is basically a 12-year-old Kristen Schaal, who grew up to be 5'8".
          >anon is unaware of Ariel Hirsch

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm aware, but I can also use my eyes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i'm amazed kristen is that tall. Usually people with her.. um.. not sure how to put it delicately.. whatever two steps down from 'deformity' is... don't get very tall.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Dipper saying no when his body says yes
      this is why Mabel walks all over you, dude.

      perfect messy hair mabel.

      What’s better? Wendy having a lean, sticc body, or a soft, THICC body!

      thin and lanky

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile here, I hate cartoons but this shit is hot as frick, is it worth watching for the wank material? And yes I know the actual show doesn't look like the fanart.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Cinemaphile here
        good way to make sure no one reads past that anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        GF is a classic. The end of an era of good western animation. If you can get hard over scenarios more than appearances, then fricking absolutely. This will give you that feeling of being a kid out in the middle of nowhere hanging out with a cool older girl.. and/or the feeling of sharing a room with the sister you adore.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Also Cinemaphile here. Frick off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamn why is Pinecest so hot?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        peppy exciteable girl with nerdy guy we can all identify with (after all, no man comes out the pussy exuding manliness, it comes over time)
        and that pure intimacy of knowing each other inside and out.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The chemistry they have together.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Knowing Hirsch, Wendy will spend her time doing this to Mabel or probably Tambry rather than Dipper. He's still got a good shot with Pacifica though.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      UNF

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why is her design better then all the other gravity falls grills

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Her design was almost exactly the same as the end and was probably a long existing one

        it was a great time to be a fan

        >Wendys face when she realizes that she was molesting Mabel in disguise after catching Dipper in the closet with a camera
        Mabel definitely seems like the type to get a hair cut just to spite dipper who is acting like he is a grown man when he still looks androgynous.
        I wonder what was the bigger giveaway, Mabels breasts or her not freaking out the way Dipper would at something sexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      breasts too flat
      >inb4 it's dipper

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        pink cheeks, not pink nose. that's a cute messy mabel
        though it could be dipper in her body

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        artist name?

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What’s better? Wendy having a lean, sticc body, or a soft, THICC body!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A slacker like her should be thicc

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wendy should be a sticc. She's clearly lanky compared to other characters. Mabel's the one who will end up thicc and soft

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have nothing against THICC, but STICC clearly fits Wendy better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like the occasional subtext that she isn't actually all that attractive, so she shouldn't have curves.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Muscular. She's a lumberjane.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    26 episodes of Dipper fricking Mabel, Pacifica, Wendy, Tambri, and Candy in different locations and sometimes in three, four, five, and sixsomes!

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dipper nuts and plays video games, probably bam ham city

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wendy is a lesbian who is no longer interested in men (as Alex Hirsch confirmed) and so is Pacifica and Mabel so every single shitty self-inserted is BTFO forever

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >creator is such a cuck he took the character he himself made based on a childhood crush of his and made her a dyke
      that's funny, and i don't give a shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All Hirsh ever said was that she was bi. This means she's open to Dipper and Pacifica threesome sex.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What are some good Gravity Falls fics? Can be any ship

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mike inel
      nice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        we miss him

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          When he started getting into inflation exploding furry diaper stuff I sorta tuned out.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            last time i checked, the opposite happened. he went pro and sanitized his output

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is Wendy tall enough that she could grind her crotch in Dippers face while still keeping a foot on the ground?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      only if he bends over
      >hey dude, is my fly open?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I interpret her as a bit tall for a girl her age but not wildly so (Robbie is taller than her and he's not treated like a giant), and Dipper is pretty clearly an average tween. so the size difference shouldn't be so pronounced

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        anon eew. don't say tween.
        dipper is clearly below average. he's not even taller than his sister. at twelve (a preteen, but not for long). he's meant to be Alex, who is short.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          watch literally the first episode. They show you a montage of boys Dipper/Mabel's age when Mabel hits on them, they're all the same height as them.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nuh uh

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he's not even taller than his sister.
          They're in the window where girls are taller than boys, on average. That's normal, and he'll overtake her when his own growth spurt hits.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that chart has moved a lot since my day. kids keep gettin younger and younger, more and more delayed.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw i was in school at 12 years old almost all girls were taller than me
            >didnt even notice back then cause my brain only thought about minecraft
            >realise now how cute it must have looked from other peoples perspectives for a boy to look up at a girl a head taller than him with the biggest grin on his face
            >tfw now 185cm and taller than all girls but the top 0.1%
            humblebrag but sometimes i miss being short
            but then again they have massive complexities about that and get made fun of being short

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw 5'5'' since high school
            >currently 23

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              man it's okay, short guys are cool too. We need you guys, someone's gotta be able to reach the low shelves, and you live longer.
              The lord could have made us uniform as frick if he wanted, but no. all different sizes. It's like how you can fit more total objects in a container if they're different sizes, so some fit into the cracks between others.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Dipper is canonically a manlet

          have you forgotten how tall Grunkle Stan is? Dipper is going to tower over Wendy at some point.

          Alex is short, yeah, but just making Dipper alex is boring. the only grown men we see in the pines family are tall, so it's not unfair to think Dipper doesn't end up a frickin manlet, even if not quite as tall as Stan or Ford

          What does this Korean (I think) say (and/or write out the characters so I can check myself)? Also I may just be moronic but I can't see Wendy where she's supposed to be in the middle, just what looks like her arm.

          sadly I dunno. artist came outta nowhere, did a bunch of wendip, and then deleted their account

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >enters GF fandom
            >draw nothing but WenDip
            >refuses to elaborate
            >deletes their account

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it was a great time to be a fan

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                artist?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            if you want, I suppose
            either way he'll be taller than Mabel soon, that's something I love seeing in aged up fanart

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What does this Korean (I think) say (and/or write out the characters so I can check myself)? Also I may just be moronic but I can't see Wendy where she's supposed to be in the middle, just what looks like her arm.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I can't see Wendy where she's supposed to be in the middle, just what looks like her arm.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks. That's kind of what I thought, but I think it's just this loose sketchy style with a bunch of nonspecific strokes that confused me (plus I thought that was her eye next to her hand and now I don't know why the frick it's there).

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >plus I thought that was her eye next to her hand and now I don't know why the frick it's there
              That's her left hand.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The only people who can draw good fanart of Western cartoons are Asians
        Really makes you think.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's just something about how they're raised. they get this perfect grasp of how to render 3d things in 2d. I think they must be given some kind of toy as children, or instructed in some certain way, that bolsters that.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Set in winter one thing we badly missed in the OG was a christmas special
    also keep hirsch gay out of the series i wanna see more dippacifica shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There'll be dipcifica but Mabel will be Gaybel.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    also i'm literally just now realizing that fraternal and identical twins aren't two types of the same thing, but two utterly different things, more different from each other than either of them are from normal conception. the propensity for an embryo to split would have nothing to do with the propensity to release an extra egg.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Incest shippers don't have sibilings irl.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah we do. and we know they're hot. but we're not into them that way. we just wouldn't at all mind someone who looks like them, but isn't... a shitty person. more like how we were growing up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Speak for yourself, I'd frick my older sister if I ever got the chance, I've wanted her since I hit puberty.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i mean it's not hard. people do it all the time. otherwise there wouldn't be a commandment about it. it wasn't a "don't" so much as a "good job, but i'm afraid now you have to stop"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Have you considered getting drunk with her and asking? You only risk getting disowned by your family and becoming a pariah forever!

            Yeah I know her well enough that she'd never go for it, let alone be able to imagine her 'baby brother' would think about her that way.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              so you reckon you know her better than she knows you?

              My post here [...] said:
              >It's heritable through daughters, since those are the ones who need to drop two eggs at a time to have twins. The Pines family has twinning inherited through the paternal line.

              To which you replied
              [...]
              >sounds like you either know or think you know a lot more than we knew the last time I checked on this
              >which in fairness, was decades ago
              That is, the content of my post was more than what YOU knew the last time you checked. The content of that post has two parts: a statement of fraternal twinning being heritable through daughters , and also a statement that the Pines family has patrilineal twinning.

              >the part you explained is the part I know. we know. the known part.
              So, then. To recap, Fraternal twinning is heritable matrilineally but not patrilineally. And the reasons for this are obvious, in contrast to [...]. Rather, what you don't know is that the Pines family has patrilineal twins. Well, Dipper's paternal great grandfather had twins. His father had twins. Any questions?

              my first question is shut up. that doesn't look like what I posted. maybe I didn't read your post right.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's OK to admit when you make a mistake. Denying the obvious typically makes you look worse, after all.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                but that's not how I remember it
                i'd rather acknowledge dementia than being wrong.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Have you considered getting drunk with her and asking? You only risk getting disowned by your family and becoming a pariah forever!

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wendy needs to rotate 180 degrees and get her trench licked clean.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like this show would be awesome if it was just the girls lusting over Dipper in perverted creepy ways. Throw in the spoopy stuff too and Pacifica and Mabel incest triangle arc and it's gold. Ends with murder and creepy harem stuff.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why do I love this image so much

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because the idea of Mabel using her boy pickup strategies on her brother is funny.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you think 'we should frick' is a pickup line?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            IIRC scientists found that it works about a third of time time on random men encountered in public areas.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dont know who that artist his but his wendy makes me feel things (in my pants). his wendip is great.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I believe the artist is centinel303, and yes the artist's version of cartoon chracters are pure sex

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I believe the artist is centinel303, and yes the artist's version of cartoon chracters are pure sex

      I wish he'd draw dipper less like an 8 year old, but he does wendy amazingly

      artist?

      vanished off the face of the earth like I said. went by something like "sebum" but rebranded a few times with various gibberish names

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Twin brother and sister are love in sexuality?

    Eww, those are gross!

    https://files.catbox.moe/fx7nbx.png
    The Angel Twins are confirmed.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It is unrealistic that Wendy would be lusty for Dipper.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why? he's a chill bro. the kind she likes hanging out with. That's why she's gettin him to stop bein all 'romancey' and sweaty and nervous. she just wants him to be a cool friend, and THEN they will get married.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        NO. Wendy is only satisfactory if she is in a aroused state of frenzy and becomes delusional in her pursuit of having Dipper impregnate her. This way it keeps with the Gravity Falls aesthetic, and Dipper becomes the focus of a perverted and creepy town bent on iniquity with him.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you're confusing wendy's inner thoughts for her outer behavior
          of course she wants his little dippers in her womb, but only when he takes command and it would no longer fluster him to do so.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No! The whole town has to be crazy for Dipper and try to steal him from Mabel and the Stans. That they become obsessed with his seed including his own family is the only way this can be valid! Wendy kidnapping Dipper and becoming a pale thin ghoul obsessed with sucking his life force out is the only way to make sure people are happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lusty? Yeah probably not. But it's not literally impossible.

      Wrote a fanfic I'm fairly proud of that tackles it as an angsty teen drama

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Wrote a fanfic I'm fairly proud of that tackles it as an angsty teen drama
        You can't say that herevand not give a link to the fanfic.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why did they have to portray wendy as if she was like 15 years older that could not date dipper for being much younger than her, it would have been understandable if she was 27-30 years old who didn't want to date a kid, BUT NO, she was only 2 years older than him.

    I also think it sucks we never get to know more about her outside dipper's point of view

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they didn't. they depicted her as a normal teen who likes dipper, and will date him now that he's 13.
      but she is also more worldly and chill than him, so there's that part.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        NOOOOOOOOOO SHE HAS TO TRY AND GET HIM AT ALL COSTS! It goes beyond lust and into craziness, that she is willing to kidnap him far into the abandoned woods near the base of the dead mountains, that's her prerogative to live with him in deep dark caves living off the slime from the cavern walls and his essence!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They almost portrayed her as a mature young adult, doesn't help robbie also looked as if he was a 30 years old neet
        [...]
        I was not even implying she was forced to date him, but age as if she was much older being the reason sucked,

        >They almost portrayed her as a mature young adult, doesn't help robbie also looked as if he was a 30 years old neet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They almost portrayed her as a mature young adult, doesn't help robbie also looked as if he was a 30 years old neet

      NOOOOOOOOOO SHE HAS TO TRY AND GET HIM AT ALL COSTS! It goes beyond lust and into craziness, that she is willing to kidnap him far into the abandoned woods near the base of the dead mountains, that's her prerogative to live with him in deep dark caves living off the slime from the cavern walls and his essence!

      I was not even implying she was forced to date him, but age as if she was much older being the reason sucked,

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i would love to know the NEETs you know that remind you of 2012 punk teens.

        ahhh this part.. this was wonderful. i still can't believe someone did fanart of this scenario before the finale aired.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah in that website called Cinemaphile if you dig the rabbit hole enough

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You got the fanart of that scene? Maybe just the post itself?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Teenage girls act like that.
      Of course now that they've exchanged hats, they're basically married.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Now this is cope

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Completely
          Obviously
          Perfectly
          Eccurate.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he's never exchanged hats
          My teen girl wife and I are laughing at you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A 15-year-old girl is mostly through puberty. A 12-year-old boy is just starting.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        everyone blossoms at his or her own rate.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dipper was canonically 13 years old though

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          and starting puberty!

          A 15-year-old girl is mostly through puberty. A 12-year-old boy is just starting.

          As long as you're both in it, you're both doin great.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She started to lust her from the beggining, and the creators didn't ship them because she was apparently too old for him, when she was just 2 years older than him.
            I guess it's the moronic american puritanism

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              i mean yeah worrying about age difference is that very new puritanism, but in general tv networks at the time refused to let any relationships continue, because a relationship = sex in the modern shitty parlance. it's a very sexual puritanism.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >when she was just 2 years older than him
              She's no less than 27 months older, and may be up to 33 months older. That's not a big age difference for adults, but boys mature slower than girls, and the maturity difference between a 15-year-old girl and a 12-year-old boy is pretty big.

              >I guess it's the moronic american puritanism
              It's The historical norm is for younger women to pair with older men, and generally not the reverse.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >someone actually knows the norm
                Okay, but... Dipper's a mature and responsible young man. They can DATE, they just aren't ready for oldtime marriage yet. That's why they're so fun together. He's more responsible, she's more worldly. their disparate appearances only back that up.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          As of August 31, the end of summer, with the series taking place when he was... wait for it... 12.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wouldn't that mean that wendy was 14 then? unless the wiki i lying to me and her date birth was not September 4th 1997

            >when she was just 2 years older than him
            She's no less than 27 months older, and may be up to 33 months older. That's not a big age difference for adults, but boys mature slower than girls, and the maturity difference between a 15-year-old girl and a 12-year-old boy is pretty big.

            >I guess it's the moronic american puritanism
            It's The historical norm is for younger women to pair with older men, and generally not the reverse.

            lmao

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Wouldn't that mean that wendy was 14 then?
              Wendy was 15 over the summer, with her 15th birthday being some time between September 2, 2011 and May 31, 2012.

              >unless the wiki i lying to me
              The wiki gives two references. One is a tweet which merely says that she's 15. The other is a reference to the episode "Double Dipper" which doesn't mention Wendy's birthday at all. The only official information on Wendy's age is that she's 15 over the summer of the series.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that's a pretty big gap. she's either almost 3 years older, or barely over 2 years older. funny how that shit works. my birthday was in september, so I was always the oldest in my class. Parents didn't wanna push me in too early. No idea why I never got skipped ahead.

                I can actually see Blubs and Durland doing this.
                [...]
                I actually thought she was supposed to be 19 or something before Dipper flat out stated her name.

                in your defense, she does have a job. and while a teen summer job is a thing in backwoods places, it is not common in the civilized world anymore.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No it's not, at the age of 12 you can began lusting for a girl who might years older than you, specially if you are in a rural area watching her in a summer trip camp

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                sorry what I meant was, that's a pretty big range of possible ages for her
                the gap is obviously meaningless. I've liked Wendy type girls since I was five.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, it's not, the problem was they made her look much older, and were dealing with a moronic and puranical company. It would have been better that she never knew dipper liked her

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, but https://youtu.be/y4frVN0HFus?t=56

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      even in fanart they portray her as being much older, when dipper should in reality be almost the same height as her

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As a lumberjack, Wendy will continue growing until her mid 30's.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well here is a my shot:
    >How about Dipper gathering a gang of loosers from his school and going on Ghostbuster-esk adventures in an Urban background. Also B story, Mable trying to exorcise the only ghost they caught and failing each episode while forming a friendship....which ends up actually solving the spirit problems and exorsizing/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i'd watch that

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In the final season, there were some jokes that implied that Grunkle Stan was fine with cannibalism. At the very end, Ford and Stan were planning a trip to one of the poles, north or south. So... one of them ain't coming back.

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  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like an episode drawn and animated in the style of bigdad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As long as her giant breasts are flopping and almost falling out every other frame I'm on board

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      My boy dipper deserved better than a dumb redheaded hoe that put him on the friendzone

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't make one.

  70. 1 month ago
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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This makes more sense than trying to ship him with wendy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i hate that some of my favorite DP art is "what if Dipper was really a girl trying to be a boy"

        she's creative, that Limey.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          My insane conspiracy theory that I had in 2015 was that DP was a bisexual transmasc who self-inserted as Dipper and was using cartoon incest porn as a way to cope with a crush on her best friend who acted just like Mabel

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            at least you recognize the insanity. Like a guy who knows he shouldn't operate a forklift in his condition.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You had to be there, man.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >find a comic of the mystery Twins being cute siblings
      >scroll a little bit down
      >incest sex and/or melodrama

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry, at least some of us are trying to make it sweet and wholesome, and put in regular cute sibling moments too

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm talking about that artist in particular. I like how she writes their interactions - until they're sucking-face.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            she did a lot of sfw art with them that isn't incesty at all (unless you want to read into it).. but there's a lot of it to sift through and find that.. I can understand how you feel.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, imagine if Doublepines was a WenDip shipper, would have been kino.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it's sad we only got like three. she didn't even have time to really get used to wendy and make her her own.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              But then there wouldn't be enough sibling interactions

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            going overboard with it and knowing something's wrong is the best part

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I miss DoublePines so fricking much you guys.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                we all do. but at least she's not dead, and we know she just genuinely isn't interested in doing more, and drew us a few more just for fun.
                Best we can do is continue her legacy the best we can. Even knowing that we'll never be quite that good, if we can get even a sliver of it.. bring that happiness back..

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sorry dude, i am too old for you, even tough i am only 2 years older than you dude, i mean you know that right dude?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she meant she's too experienced and worldly, and he has to grow up a bit first. The second he turned 13, it was awwwlright.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cope, he outright friendzoned him, because alex was doing a self humiliation ritual

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nah, she's like Star. She has her romantic polarities reversed. I've explained this before, if it sounds familiar.
          She thinks friends are boyfriends and vice versa. Hence how she treats Dips vs Robbie.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Just let it go my man, she rejected him and there was never more about her until the last episodes

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              There wasn't more of her because Alex was stupid and wasted screen time opportunities on Soos. Wendy deserved more

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that was my second complain, we never got to see more her independently, it was all from dipper or mabel point of view

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >it was all from [the main characters'] point of view
                yeah no shit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                uuuh uuuh wendy was supposed to be a main character too, but she was not despite being the most liked

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's amazing how much Linda Cardelini managed to do with frick all she was given by writing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What's frustrating is that there were at least three episodes that were meant to center around Wendy but were ultimately scrapped. Like there was going to be a B-plot where Stan teaches Wendy how to be a pickpocket after he catches her filching merchandise from the Shack, then there was an A-plot episode that was supposed to focus on Wendy's home life and she was supposed to get weather control powers for some reason. And then there was going to be an episode where Wendy gets frustrated with her dad and decides to go on a road trip with Dipper, Mabel, and Soos to blow off steam but they all end up getting stuck in a creepy diner, this one in particular just sounds like a potentially better version of Roadside Attraction.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Alex is just a frustrated chud who hates women so much that prefered to give more attention to a fat Hispanic who is boring and was not an interesting chracater instead

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                those all sound great

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The weather power one doesn't give enough to judge it on, but the other two sound potentially fun.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's gotta be a pun on her name, right? Like. "Windy"?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i bet the title would be 'everyone knows it's wendy'

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I would like to thank Breaking Bad for what it's done to that song. Also, wow, three dubs in a row

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                zat right? man it's so weird how many shows there are to this day that everyone but me watches.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was obviously a height issue

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They shouldn't have make her look much older than she was

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They didn't.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Much taller than dipper
            >Acts like a young adult
            >Not given a teenager girl voice even

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >>Much taller than dipper
              It's not that she's tall, it's that Dipper is short.

              >he's not even taller than his sister.
              They're in the window where girls are taller than boys, on average. That's normal, and he'll overtake her when his own growth spurt hits.

              >>Acts like a young adult
              She is. Biologically speaking, 15 year old girls are adults capable of having children. Our culture delays social adulthood, but 15-year-olds often do things like have summer jobs and go on dates.

              >>Not given a teenager girl voice even
              This isn't a part of how she looks.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Cope, everyone assumed she was a young adult, until they got shocked she was just 15

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Who's the one coping here?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              what do you think teen girls sound like and how do you think it differs from "Adults" (clue, they are already)

              >>Much taller than dipper
              It's not that she's tall, it's that Dipper is short. [...]

              >>Acts like a young adult
              She is. Biologically speaking, 15 year old girls are adults capable of having children. Our culture delays social adulthood, but 15-year-olds often do things like have summer jobs and go on dates.

              >>Not given a teenager girl voice even
              This isn't a part of how she looks.

              yeah this guy gets it

              Cope, everyone assumed she was a young adult, until they got shocked she was just 15

              if you were a child while watching this, maybe? you might have had that warped modern idea of adulthood?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I was 19 when Gravity falls ended and was shocked Wendy was not that old as she looked like

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that doesn't compute. didn't you remember a couple years ago, in middle school? how people looked the same as they do now? except the late bloomers.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Of course not, there is a big difference between being 15 and your late 20's, and Wendy resembled the later more

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the problem is just that the teens are drawn like twice the size of dipper's generation despite the fact that they're about to be 8th graders in US schools. it's just stylization.

                pic related is more realistic proportions, with wendy still being well taller than average for a girl her age

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                this is how i interpret them on the show. dipper isn't just short but has little tiny legs, because that's how you draw... adventure... people... like bobby hill having tiny legs. i dunno, it's the style. I get it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wendy should only be slightly taller than dipper and not look like she is 28

                this is how i interpret them on the show. dipper isn't just short but has little tiny legs, because that's how you draw... adventure... people... like bobby hill having tiny legs. i dunno, it's the style. I get it.

                We can now admit Alex was a moronic tyrant who never let writers do their job

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                not if you interpret her as tall and lanky, which she clearly is. have you never seen a weirdly tall teen before?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i swear some of these people have never met teens in their life. they only watch TV where kidney-stunted 20somethings play everyone young, so they get this impression you just look like a little kid til you're 20
                I've got news for them. Fred Savage? he still looks like Fred Savage. at 47. that's just how he looks. And it's how he always will look. Tom Holland is not a representation of how teens look, he's a glandularly-challenged fellow making the best of his life.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Using young adults for teenager characters is also moronic and they only do it to not deal with censorship and lawsuits regarding underage actors

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i mean not if they're only a few years past, so they can take advantage of a 19-20-21 high schooler who can still work the full hours of an actor. the Power Rangers guys always felt pretty believable for the first couple years. Not so much later on. The trick is it's tough to have good acting chops so early.. but man, some of them do. My man Barry Gordon was a fantastic actor since he was five.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They didn't

          Dipper is just a manlet.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, it was hirch just being moronic

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        Anonymous

        Rich girls get all the love

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's not incest if there's a buffer.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >gee, Pacifica why do your parents let you have two pines?

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      Anonymous

      Looking good, Dip

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hilda Falls

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    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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        Anonymous

        knock her up you coward

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        precursor to

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          GAY

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hnng
        that room of theirs is so cozy, but such a pain to draw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
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  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pic rel
    >what if the whole episode Wendy molests Dipper?
    >hey thats good idea 😀
    >cums

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Simply have it follow right after the end of the show,no timeskip, the shows about two stupid kids messing around with supernatural bullshit, making them older makes it less interesting.

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is that peter pan?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dipper and Paz from Bootydox aka Fred Perry

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dipper and Paz from Bootydox aka Fred Perry

      I hate this artist's style so fricking much

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I hate the artstyle but his comics direction are kino.
        >Vanilla as frick
        >Both enjoying it to the max.
        >Woman true o-faces.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm glad I'm not the only one. I hate egregiously off model coomslop, like if you're not gonna respect the art direction of the characters even remotely why not draw OC instead?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's worse is that I like the premises he has for the shit he draws (Alucard and Seras passionately fricking with Integra in the middle, using that black chick from the DnD cartoon), but his art style sucks so much that it's practically unfappable.

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    Anonymous
  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They should do the same thing recess did. Cuck the mc with bbc and make him a pathetic loser who lost himself.

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Season 3 should be set 25 years later and focus on Dipper and Mabel's inbred daughter.
    .

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cass is A) 100% genetically healthy and B) absolutely in need of a twin brother, and it bugs me nobody gives her one. Call him Casey. Casey Jones Pines.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She had one but she semi-accidentally killed him when they were smaller and Dipper and Mabel covered it up to avoid ruining her life.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She ate her twin brother in the womb. But his ghost still visits her as a spirit guide.

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The Stan's being off adventuring, their parents having other plans, and life being messy has kept the twins from staying in Gravity Falls for four years
    >Finally, they return for the summer at 16 years old ready to explore the sleepy town and discover what's changed in classic episodic format
    >Mabel tries not to be consumed by romantic pursuits this time around, only to find herself pursuing a mysterious new resident in town
    >Dipper meanwhile finds himself exploring new and old mysteries in town with Pacifica and a reformed Gideon
    Episodes concepts include
    >Return of the Shapeshifter
    >Gideon is framed for a crime, Twins have to prove his innocence
    >Stan makes the twins get jobs, Mabels boss is secretly a monster
    >Dipper rebuilds a broken down motorcycle, finds out it's possessed
    >Gnomes vs Liliputians
    >Mysterioys crimes throughout town turn out to be normal bad guys doing scooby doo shit
    >Wendy comes down from College, it hasn't been going well
    >Overarching mystery revolves around why Aliens came to Earth in the first place

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, I forgot one
      >Dipper and Mabel's parents decide to visit, they have to keep the town's nature secret

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think it'd be hot if Dipper was known for having a big butt for his age and Pacifica was very obsessed with it, constantly asking to see it, in an innocent way, and Dipper just following along with her orders despite feeling very embarrassed about it. That kind of dynamic is rare but I like it

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to say something crazy:
    How about letting Hirsch make what he wants to make?
    He wants to make a video game followup (possible not even intended as a sequel but rather a "this happened too" story).

    Let him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How about letting Hirsch make what he wants to make?
      Please no

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, what do you object to SPECIFICALLY about letting him do a video game follow-up?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ruined by hirsch's autismal ass and his inability to actually think of crazy mysteries or a second summer
      I think at this point it's safe to say that Michael Rianda was the brains behind the Falls, since he's actually gone on to do more things whereas Hirsch is just doing random producer crap while his next show is stuck in development hell

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Between Lost Legends and Journal Three I'd argue it was more Hirsch than anyone else that was responsible for the "feel" of the show. Not denying that the rest of the crew were important, but acting like any of them were the REAL brains behind what was very clearly Hirsch's baby is just silly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My rule of thumb is that if a series is attributed to one person, it's likely a lie, way overstated, or their success an accident.

        I'm going to say something crazy:
        How about letting Hirsch make what he wants to make?
        He wants to make a video game followup (possible not even intended as a sequel but rather a "this happened too" story).

        Let him.

        >not even intended as a sequel but rather a "this happened too" story
        Yes
        >Hirsch
        No

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          hey you know what I liked? Return to the Bunker. that is the gold standard for fan-created episodes. That and "how the grunkle stole chanukkah"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            We talking fanfiction now? Got any recs?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              In terms of text, I can't think of any special good ones. In terms of comics, it turns out a lot of doublepines' stuff went together into one narrative, and you can actually watch a slideshow of all of them on youtube which is pretty nuts. aaand in terms of actual fanmade episodes, those two.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I recommend my own: Heat of the Moment. Wendy takes Dipper to a party after she turns him down in Into the Bunker, then they both drink a bit too much. Teen angst ensues

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                hot
                wendy and dipper are made for teen shenanigans of all kinds.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You fricker blocked me on my chair reading for two and a half hours and counting with that fic of yours.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                hey thanks for reading my man. real passion project for me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >My rule of thumb is that if a series is attributed to one person, it's likely a lie, way overstated, or their success an accident.
          That's the dumbest rule of thumb I've ever seen.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Snyder, Lucas/Abrams/Johnson, Hirsch, Kojima, it's a rule that works pretty well.
            Teams come up with media, but when you set the one guy on his own, often you see that everything good came from the team and not the man.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              A lot of the original spark came from the named guy, but it was reinterpreted, edited, and changed around by countless other individuals. And if those individuals are worth the price it pays to have them, they're also critical of what they've been given. That's the difference between the original and prequel trilogies, and Lucas himself knew that. That's why he tried to get other people on to direct his prequel story. But no one wanted to touch the sacred cow

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How about letting Hirsch make what he wants to make?
      He hasn't made anything since Gravity Falls ended.

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey Hirsch, we have a cool story to develop wendy character and make her part of the show!
    >No, wendy will reject and friendzone dipper and she will never appear again, but i want soos to appear more

    >Okey Hirsch, How about developing Pacifica character, and make her hang out with the main protagonists more?
    >Na nay she will never appear ever again either

    >You know what? i want to finnish gravity falls despite being the show being on its prime with the most shittiest ending possible, because i am an egoistical piece of shit who doesn't trust anybody but myself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >He was WRONG to want to finish it
      He was right.

      Disney decided each season had to be 20 episodes, and season 1 ended with the reveal that Stan had the missing journal. There was no way to have 40 episodes after that without fricking up the pacing and killing the sense of suspense. We needed 5-10 more eps, not another 20. If we COULD have gotten 10 more episodes the show would have been far better, but that wasn't an option.
      Ford's appearance (along with all the other reveals) in "Not What He Seems" happened in ep 11 of Season 2, halfway through season 2. Pretty ideal place for it, really. 10 eps of us guessing wtf was going on with Stan before we got our answer. Now after that it would've been DAMN SWEET to get some extra eps. If we could've had 15-20 whole eps AFTER Ford showed up, well, that would've been fantastic. That would've been the Golden Perfect. Give us a chance to wrap up some loose ends, touch on some of those extra ideas. But having 20 eps between "Stan has the third Journal" and Ford showing up would've fricked up the pacing, stretching out the whole "what's Stan's deal?" thing too much. And if you instead kept Ford showing up in S2E11, that would mean 30 eps of Ford puttering around in the background, severely letting the air out of the whole "Impending Doom" thing that needed to be going on.

      There just wasn't a way to add another 20 eps without fricking up the pacing, not after Gideon Rises was finalized. Maybe if Hirsch had been told on day one "You'll have 60 episodes" it could've been done well, he could've spaced out the big events ideally. But that's not how it happened. He made a reasonable call based on the two options available: either leave some stuff on the cutting room floor or stretch it out to the point where it lost its punch.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dead wrong. Opposite of the problem. Season two was rushed, not stretched out.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Perhaps I didn't make myself as clear as I could have.
          The point is that at the end of season 1 he had to (1) show what Grunkle Stan was hiding and reveal "the Author of the Journals," Ford, and then (2) wrap the series up. His options were 20 rushed episodes or 40 episodes stretched out. He went with the former, and it was probably the right call when you take pacing into account. 20 episodes of "what's Grunkle Stan's deal"? followed by 20 episodes of "what's Ford working on, and how are we going to get rid of Bill?" would have been a disaster for pacing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it was both
          a 3-season show was squished into two, but that second season then had to stretch because it was originally going to end differently

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Perhaps I didn't make myself as clear as I could have.
        The point is that at the end of season 1 he had to (1) show what Grunkle Stan was hiding and reveal "the Author of the Journals," Ford, and then (2) wrap the series up. His options were 20 rushed episodes or 40 episodes stretched out. He went with the former, and it was probably the right call when you take pacing into account. 20 episodes of "what's Grunkle Stan's deal"? followed by 20 episodes of "what's Ford working on, and how are we going to get rid of Bill?" would have been a disaster for pacing.

        Then more reasons why Alex should have listened to his writers more if he was given limitations

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've had this idea for a drawing of Wendy mooning Dipper as a "treat", and Dipper either being flustered or like "this is the best day of my life". My drawing skills are shit though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wendy being intentionally lewd somehow seems out of character. I dunno, somehow it would be more believable if she was unintentionally lewd or oddly nonchalant about something lewd. "Hey Dipper, can you help me find something in this mess? I lost my last pair of clean panties in this room somewhere."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Or maybe they're hanging out with the teens and Wendy moons them as a joke like Bart Simpson but then Dipper internally loses his shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Some nice room for ambiguity there.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the "laying over my bra" joke is probably the most you're going to get out of her

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Or maybe they're hanging out with the teens and Wendy moons them as a joke like Bart Simpson but then Dipper internally loses his shit

        Another idea I had:
        >Stan sends Dipper to Wendy's house because she was late to her shift
        >Dipper knocks on her bedroom and she comes out groggy and with a shirt and panties on
        >She's like "alright, just let me put my pants on"
        >He's flustered at him being in her underwear but she doesn't care at all
        >Only later does Wendy start thinking "damn he's gonna be weird about this later isn't he"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          cute and believable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This would have to be done just right not to feel severely autistic, but I could see it and it would be funny.

      Wendy being intentionally lewd somehow seems out of character. I dunno, somehow it would be more believable if she was unintentionally lewd or oddly nonchalant about something lewd. "Hey Dipper, can you help me find something in this mess? I lost my last pair of clean panties in this room somewhere."

      this is the key. firstly, mooning is not lewd. it's a mocking act. "haha, i showed you my ass" and possibly something to fluster him.. but obviously not "a treat" as anon said.
      on the other hand, if they had been watching the Ricky Gervais Show recently and heard Karl's story about how he caught his neighbor naked through the window while doing the dishes, and decided the nicest thing to do would be to show 'a cheeky peek o' me arse' so she feels less self-conscious... and then Wendy's like, referencing that..

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That "as a treat" drawing was more just self-indulgent autism from my part rather than being funny, but your set up could work too, since I could see Wendy mooning people to annoy them or be funny, and Dipper misinterpreting it or acting weird, and then it suddenly becoming awkward, would be the comedic juxtaposition.

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    Anonymous

    Why are frog and owl gays still fighting for second place?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And who is first place?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Episode of the Gravity Falls reboot where Pacifica has been kidnapped and replaced by a changeling that's just the generic bimbo fandom version of her, and Dipper's the only one who notices she isn't herself.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Episode of the Gravity Falls reboot where Pacifica is just the generic bimbo with the same stacy attitude, and Dipper's the only one who notices she's even hotter than Wendy

        fixed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        I can never find that gif edit where Mabel was milking a dog but it was changed to Paz

        >"Look, Dipper, I'm Stitch!"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can never find that gif edit where Mabel was milking a dog but it was changed to Paz

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Episode where Candy is voluntarily dating the gnomes, and everyone is trying to talk her out of it and save her but she isn't even being tricked, she knows that they're a bunch of gnomes and their intentions are bad, but her self esteem is just that shot and they've managed to take advantage of it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Man I thought this was gonna be funny but now I feel bad.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        honestly she might be happy being the gnome queen. she's always been fond of the little people.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well, I think she'd tolerate weirdos as long as they're handsome. Remember the puppet guy?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            oh yeah he's made for her.

            wait
            shit, sorry, I had a brain fart and thought we were talking about Pacifica becoming the gnome queen, or dating the puppet guy
            Candy would never. she would just giggle and pet their beards. and puppet guy would get out-weirded by her and recoil.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Candy lying in forest, glasses torn away from her face, clothes torn, rainbow "syrup" all over her

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Jojohomosexual

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    breasts too small

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love these two.

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mabel and Wendy are cut and Dipper gets to be a cool action boy like Johnny Quest with Pacifica as his damsel in distress gf

  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Time-travel shenanigans cause a crossover with Cliffside.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That Western cartoon with Spider-Star and notMarco?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dipcuck has his miniature pinky chopped off

  103. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      good ol xierra

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Xierra is the best.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's going on here ......

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think she blew dipper and he's feeling weird and wendy's like what happened

        >tfw i was in school at 12 years old almost all girls were taller than me
        >didnt even notice back then cause my brain only thought about minecraft
        >realise now how cute it must have looked from other peoples perspectives for a boy to look up at a girl a head taller than him with the biggest grin on his face
        >tfw now 185cm and taller than all girls but the top 0.1%
        humblebrag but sometimes i miss being short
        but then again they have massive complexities about that and get made fun of being short

        god I wish I could find that clip from King of the Hill where Bobby's having a panic fantasy about having to be around older teen girls, and they're all gigantic and have scary long nails and three rotating boobs

  104. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Great ass

  105. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frick this thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want to FRICK Mabel!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        me too. mabel is hot. where do I get Mabel GF. ideally 40% less Lisa Frank. where do I get Wendy GF.
        this was an ice thread.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          40% more Lisa Frank please. At least.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >where do I get Mabel GF. Where do I get Wendy GF.
          https://www.google.com/maps/place/The+Oregon+Vortex/@42.4932593,-123.0871919,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x54c585fab43066f1:0xe96a8bb07ae748ef!8m2!3d42.4932554!4d-123.084617!16s%2Fg%2F11q3q455_q?entry=ttu

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