Reminds me of my 11/10 schizo/addict ex of 4 years who OD'ed while I was out with the boys watching 1917 rip Megan that pity pussy I got was based no ragrets.
no most people in Hollywood dont have all the maturity of a 12 year old
>rich, famous, respected (for being a hottie), wasnt #cancelled and still does interviews, and has a large happy beautiful family >oh the other hand a fat ugly furmom Black person on an anime website best known for child pornography and mass shooters disagrees with her behavior
>doing interview, probably for a movie >interviewer keeps bringing up a highly sensitive personal issue >haha yeah you're just supposed to smile and remain professional
i have a belief that the constant demeaning situations and humiliation rituals that most actors are constantly doing is the real thing that makes them all crazy and hate themselves. their arrogance isnt real, its a reaction for having no self respect and despising themselves
if they acted like this from time to time instead of showing up to red carpet events in dresses, they would be much better off in life
she is literally introduced to the other characters by driving a motorcycle through a church window and saving them all from a threat none of them could handle
>she is literally introduced to the other characters by driving a motorcycle through a church window and saving them all from a threat none of them could handle
And? The motorbike is a Terminator reference. What do "other characters" have to do with anything? From Terminator 2 onwards, the human characters try to do something, and fail, then the T-800 shows up with a shotgun or crashes a helicopter into the bad Terminator and says, "I'm back."
What you're basically dealing with is fans of the videogames seething that Anderson rewrote Jill into a new character and made her a bioweapon. Alice is based on Todd from Soldier. The ultimate soldier. Civilians need to stand aside because "Soldiers deserve soldiers, sir" and "I'm going to kill them all sir." Except Alice says, "I'm going to kill every last one of them," so she's not exactly the same character as Todd.
I always liked them. In fact I played the games specifically because I'd seen the films and I pretended to prefer the games because it seemed cooler to do that.
The Netflix version is perfectly okay, and I hope it gets a second season. I also hope either Alice shows up in Season 2 or we get a new RE movie with an older Alice.
I was barely able to get through the first episode and I say that as someone who has seen every Anderson movie at least twice. Does it get any better or is there something I'm missing here?
A Mila role in the show would be pretty cool tbh, she was always the heart and soul of the films which would otherwise have been a complete mess (as opposed to the fun mess they were).
>The Netflix version is perfectly okay
I was barely able to get through the first episode and I say that as someone who has seen every Anderson movie at least twice. Does it get any better or is there something I'm missing here?
The show has a weirdness to it but I enjoyed it overall. There's a pretty classic episode where they solve puzzles to unlock a lab and the fat Umbrella guy in the future clearly put on all the weight by chewing the scenery. His main episode is a lot of fun. Also trenchcoat Wesker is in it for like eight seconds, teleporting and sunglasses indoors and everything.
Hated the first one as a teenager and gave up on it there, but went back as an adult and eventually got around to watching all of them. They're definitely bad, but there's a lot of fun to be had watching them which makes up for any technical shortcomings. Surprised the second movie is so widely hated since that was the closest to the games and it was my favorite since it feels the most like a true zombie movie.
Anderson's Mortal Kombat has always been a favorite of mine though.
Apocalypse is the worst made film in the series because it had a director who was bad at his job. It's basically a post-production salvage job and Milla didn't like making the movie due to how badly everything was handled. It's also too fixated on being like the games, which is paradoxically why some people rank it so high. Resident Evil was always at its best being distanced from the games, which is why the first film and Extinction are such strong entries.
Her pant leg is ripped in the graveyard scene, but it happens between shots. So I assume it was a deleted scene. Apparently Apocalypse was "fixed" quite a bit in post.
Anderson claims that he planned a lot of Resident Evil plot points since the first movie, and didn't tell anyone, not even Jovovich. For example, he claims Alice being a clone of an Umbrella founder was always planned. The one asspull I don't buy is the security room in the Hive being a secret elevator to an entire secret complex. Umbrella had to keep the Red Queen in the dark about "the plan", so her knowing about the cryo-storage and stuff would have raised red flags.
I remember seeing this in theaters as a kid, being a big fan of Resident Evil 3, and Nemesis being my favorite enemy in all the games. They give him a cool intro in the movie but then to see Milla Jovovich beat the shit out of him in unarmed, hand-to-hand combat, making him look like a big joke.
Mary Sue's are a story device. Being able to spot one doesn't make you smart nor does it make the thing you identified bad in any way. Since its discovery there hasn't been an easier way to spot a fake smart person.
>taybot 0.5
she was so hot in re apocalypse
shame the subsequent movies ruined her tomgirl vibe
Yeah, but we got to see her breasts numerous times so I'm fine with it
what breasts? you mean the oddly long nipples on her flat chest?
>filename
no and best girl was always Jill
I don't like it when they made her blonde. Fricking ruined
she was almost best girl but for that smoking habit
Reminds me of my 11/10 schizo/addict ex of 4 years who OD'ed while I was out with the boys watching 1917 rip Megan that pity pussy I got was based no ragrets.
the movie series are so shit i dont give a frick if shes married and got sued
i hate you for several reasons
attractive women deserve to be protected (for as long as they are showing of their breasts and bush and producing cutie clones)
It helps when you marry the director.
why doesnt stuff like this happen more often? is everyone in Hollywood a nutless homosexual?
no most people in Hollywood dont have all the maturity of a 12 year old
>t. nutless homosexual who would smile and talk about how he voted for obama when a pack of Black folk harasses his wife and calls him a cracker
>t. throwing a tantrum and storming off on TV is alpha and based and not petulant and embarrassing
Suddenly chuds make so much more sense
see
>rich, famous, respected (for being a hottie), wasnt #cancelled and still does interviews, and has a large happy beautiful family
>oh the other hand a fat ugly furmom Black person on an anime website best known for child pornography and mass shooters disagrees with her behavior
i think she will be ok
>doing interview, probably for a movie
>interviewer keeps bringing up a highly sensitive personal issue
>haha yeah you're just supposed to smile and remain professional
Hollywood pedos have no interest in grown women so they don’t bother
why taylor swift mad?
i still can't figure out how that left leg sleeve is supposed to work
what's the context here?
it as the early 2000s style didn't make a lot of sense back then really fricking glad that era is over
One guest asked if her daughter was single.
>what's the context here?
The French.
Her dad was apart of some enormous insurance fraud and the host of the show asked about it
like pauldrons
jonah should have done this.
i have a belief that the constant demeaning situations and humiliation rituals that most actors are constantly doing is the real thing that makes them all crazy and hate themselves. their arrogance isnt real, its a reaction for having no self respect and despising themselves
if they acted like this from time to time instead of showing up to red carpet events in dresses, they would be much better off in life
bieber has been doing this lately. his life got a little better.
nah youre thinking extinction where she's a telepath
im talking about the character in general
Her daughters are clones of her, as if one wasn't enough already.
if she keeps it up we will all finally get the taytay gfs we were promised
i thought you embellishing but its literally like she impregnated herself
She's a cloning machine.
how is this even possible? they took on literally 0 of their father's traits
same thing happened with my kids and my wife is latina. her family said it looks like shes the mexican maid when she walks with our children
if youre chad/stacie enough, it just werks
Nah Ever has the same goofy smile and mouth as Anderson.
Goofy a cute.
>mom, you handle cringekino
>leave goofykino to me
fricking semen demon, I couldn't be able to resist and not rape her if we were in the same house
Don't be a freak, you freak
love your body of work milla
Just look at him, he's tired because of what it takes to not do it
>thinking about him again
Something you want to tell us, Anon?
>Anderson now has Alice and her clones IRL.
That man is living the dream.
I've seen the Fifth Element more times than I care to mention.
>most famous role is playing a clueless awkward moron
white & bless pilled
that's the point of having childrens
real world is not anime
no one wears pants like that
tell that to movie directors in 2004
No one cares what you think gay
tranime website gay
maybe you should head over to Cinemaphile sometimes. shes just a goth ninja
i avoid fashion like the plague
ok but thats not that point you brain dead double Black person. people pay big money to wear shit much more moronic than the op
>movies is real world
I had a feeling you were smart and look at that.
>literally sleepwalks through the entire franchise because her husband is the director.
Based.
What's some good mother/daughter movies?
fuk my wiener cant take it
>fuk my wiener cant take it
Is that a good film?
i cant believe that hack paul anderson gets to go home to this
his movies are b flicks at best
1995 Mortal Kombat is a masterpiece, and Event Horizon is alright too. So he's earnt it.
Fricking best thing Italians did after godfather lol.
I never realized he directed Mortal Kombat. He deserves Milla just for that.
It's a bloody good movie.
If she pulled the trigger, wouldn't it still shoot? It's just the barrel that broke off.
>Event Horizon
What makes her a Mary Sue but the T-800 just an action protagonist?
she is literally introduced to the other characters by driving a motorcycle through a church window and saving them all from a threat none of them could handle
>she is literally introduced to the other characters by driving a motorcycle through a church window and saving them all from a threat none of them could handle
And? The motorbike is a Terminator reference. What do "other characters" have to do with anything? From Terminator 2 onwards, the human characters try to do something, and fail, then the T-800 shows up with a shotgun or crashes a helicopter into the bad Terminator and says, "I'm back."
Who cares, she's hot.
What you're basically dealing with is fans of the videogames seething that Anderson rewrote Jill into a new character and made her a bioweapon. Alice is based on Todd from Soldier. The ultimate soldier. Civilians need to stand aside because "Soldiers deserve soldiers, sir" and "I'm going to kill them all sir." Except Alice says, "I'm going to kill every last one of them," so she's not exactly the same character as Todd.
lol, what the frick is going on with those pants?
They're ripped.
Hmm.
...I should direct trashy action films. God Mila is hot
Mummy
yeah but Milla Jojovoveeech is hot
Mila seems fun
So do we like the Anderson movies now since the Netflix version was a complete shitshow?
I've always liked them except for the last one, 4 has a killer soundtrack
Same. Last movie was absolute dogshit.
I always liked them. In fact I played the games specifically because I'd seen the films and I pretended to prefer the games because it seemed cooler to do that.
my wife likes them. i dont but i do like milla
The Netflix version is perfectly okay, and I hope it gets a second season. I also hope either Alice shows up in Season 2 or we get a new RE movie with an older Alice.
>The Netflix version is perfectly okay
I was barely able to get through the first episode and I say that as someone who has seen every Anderson movie at least twice. Does it get any better or is there something I'm missing here?
It's influenced by the Anderson films, but it's ultimately more of a teenage drama with tacked on post-apocalyptic scenes.
A Mila role in the show would be pretty cool tbh, she was always the heart and soul of the films which would otherwise have been a complete mess (as opposed to the fun mess they were).
The show has a weirdness to it but I enjoyed it overall. There's a pretty classic episode where they solve puzzles to unlock a lab and the fat Umbrella guy in the future clearly put on all the weight by chewing the scenery. His main episode is a lot of fun. Also trenchcoat Wesker is in it for like eight seconds, teleporting and sunglasses indoors and everything.
Hated the first one as a teenager and gave up on it there, but went back as an adult and eventually got around to watching all of them. They're definitely bad, but there's a lot of fun to be had watching them which makes up for any technical shortcomings. Surprised the second movie is so widely hated since that was the closest to the games and it was my favorite since it feels the most like a true zombie movie.
Anderson's Mortal Kombat has always been a favorite of mine though.
Apocalypse is the worst made film in the series because it had a director who was bad at his job. It's basically a post-production salvage job and Milla didn't like making the movie due to how badly everything was handled. It's also too fixated on being like the games, which is paradoxically why some people rank it so high. Resident Evil was always at its best being distanced from the games, which is why the first film and Extinction are such strong entries.
these movies are a lot fun
I'm okay with mary sues when they're hot
huh
Her pant leg is ripped in the graveyard scene, but it happens between shots. So I assume it was a deleted scene. Apparently Apocalypse was "fixed" quite a bit in post.
Anderson claims that he planned a lot of Resident Evil plot points since the first movie, and didn't tell anyone, not even Jovovich. For example, he claims Alice being a clone of an Umbrella founder was always planned. The one asspull I don't buy is the security room in the Hive being a secret elevator to an entire secret complex. Umbrella had to keep the Red Queen in the dark about "the plan", so her knowing about the cryo-storage and stuff would have raised red flags.
somebody will be having sex with that soon and once again that somebody isnt you
how does that make you feel
I remember seeing this in theaters as a kid, being a big fan of Resident Evil 3, and Nemesis being my favorite enemy in all the games. They give him a cool intro in the movie but then to see Milla Jovovich beat the shit out of him in unarmed, hand-to-hand combat, making him look like a big joke.
>mary sue
she's just a self insert like the protaganist in a video game... what do you expect?
Mary Sue's are a story device. Being able to spot one doesn't make you smart nor does it make the thing you identified bad in any way. Since its discovery there hasn't been an easier way to spot a fake smart person.