> a shoemaker could afford this home in 1960's America
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> a shoemaker could afford this home in 1960's America
> a shoemaker could afford this home in 1960's America
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It starts with J and ends with ewwwwwwwwwwwwws
>It starts with J and ends with ewwwwwwwwwwwwws
The parents were literally gigawasps
Allen was a wasp? Him wearing a human costume was never addressed in the movie
Jumanji.
OP asked what changed that a shoemaker can no longer afford such a house. I explained it to him with one word. israelites. It's the israeliteS.
Jaws is just a shark movie franchaise lol
No impact on Current american Finace problems.
Jaws was trying to take a bite out of the federal reserve.
Didn't he own the factory?
1. It was probably generational
2. He owned the entire factory and business
>1. It was probably generational
The family moves in during the early parts of the film.
Didn't the kids move in with the aunt AFTER the actual shoe salesman's kid disappears and they presumably wither and die in depressed anguish?
No they don't. The Parish family were there a long time, given his father mentions the dormitory of the fancy boarding school he wants Alan to go to is named after his own father. So they're old money and that shoe factory has probably been there for generations.
They owned a factory and I assume their product was at the same level as Florsheim at the time.
still use those yellow Florsheim polish bags for my fly reels. good stuff.
>The entire wagie system is based on the idea that there would be a second person doing all of the housework and errands
>men go to work while women stay home and maintain the household
>NNNNOOOOOOO!!! We want to do work too!
>women competing for men in the same jobs increasing the demand while keeping the supply stagnant
>companies increase pricing on homes and goods because houses continue to become dual income
>now work and house care have to be split evenly because everyone has to work to afford a home that previously required one working person
Women really played themselves. Dragged all the men down to getting priced out of luxury and guaranteed that they would have to get a job and do housework anyway. It would be funny if it weren’t so tragic.
I was sad when I learned the entire house is just a fake front with nothing behind it. Until like 2006 that lot was still empty and you could see the remnant of the movie driveway still visible https://youtu.be/WPwScvad83s
>> a shoemaker could afford this home in 1990's America
He also owned the factory
>> a shoe salesman could afford this home in 1990's America
He had a 40 year mortgage, or at least I'm pretty sure they made that joke.
Why is a 40 year mortgage a bad thing? You get the same rate for the life of the mortgage while in other nations they have to use the current interest rates every 5 years, which means you get fricked when interest rates rise like now
Still a house like that is very expensive to maintain. On top of having to support four people and a car. And then in Modern Family he does even less work and has unlimited money and time to go on adventures with his wife’s son.
>CEO of Parrish Shoes
His factory employed half the town. It wasn't some mom and pop shop.
the factory closing down destroys the town, it's a shithole by the 90s when the modern part of the film starts, so it was essential to the economy of the area, hardly a stretch the owner would have a grand old mansion
Neo-liberalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the western race
Jumanji is pretty fricked up when you realize that the Peter and Judy we've been with the entire movie get blinked out of existence when the game ends/resets.
Technically their lives only diverge from when their parents died some months earlier.
maybe you can too if you work hard enough
>calling him a "shoemaker" like he runs a little shop
It's a big factory. You can see they're constructing new offices at the start too.
women and shitskins. all they know is destruction.
>eating alone at a huge table, dwarfed by towering doorways, and not in the end chair
That's using your sets to aid in storytelling
What do you mean what went wrong? The CIA stopped terrorizing the rest of the world to uphold your standard of living, that's all.
Blame foids, they refuse to work, while the men have to kill themselves to simply live.
I thought it was the opposite. Women displacing men from their careers and ending up unmarried and childless in their forties.
Well, you thought wrong, moron.
It is. Women working means men have to compete with literally everyone.
It entirely depends on the history of women entering the workforce. The implicit demands.
In the US, they just eat propaganda while they watch tiktok because we needed them for the war and not really any other reason after except political.
In Germany, where it was gradual since they forgot to show up to the war economically, I doubt men suddenly expect things from women, but basic performance is like the only thing they know to expect from human beings anymore. Much higher productivity.
If anything, it's a matter of how you herd the cattle, not whether or not the working woman is complete willing livestock.
hippies invented sandals
They were the best shoes in New England.
>invents modern style basketball shoe in the 60s
So in the new timeline, he was rehired and got to recreate his prototype right? Surely that must have taken Parrish Shoes to the next level and made Carl a millionaire to have the headstart on the evolving sneaker market compared to its real life history of development.
he has one of the best lines ever:
"FINE! TAKE IT!"
He was israeli, they're just better than us gentile dogs, even Jesus said it.
They are very obviously not israeli.
>Shoe factory owners lived like this
>While pencil factory owners had to live like this
What is this bias
Every time zoomers complain about this, they seem to forget that the internet did not exist. The amount of small parasitic purchases that are constant drain on finances largely werent a factor. As such, any given income went further than today because there was less for people to spend it on.
>Every time zoomers complain about this, they seem to forget that the internet did not exist. The amount of small parasitic purchases that are constant drain on finances largely werent a factor. As such, any given income went further than today because there was less for people to spend it on.
Literally a room temperature IQ
*drums intensify*