A therapist is haunted by creepy smiling people in Paramount's SMILE

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frickers like jay bauman will say this shit looks moronic but then will praise movies like MEN even though it's the same garbage but it's a24

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did he? Men was horrible. A complete disappointment.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      rent free

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ngl looks kino., id watch it

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >horror that isn’t found footage
    >not instantly dropped
    Found footage horror is like pizza, even if it’s bad it’s still good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're right, Gregg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      100% agreed. FF adds an immersion that instantly elevates it as superior KINO, especially if the script is lackluster. What do you remember more: Bye-Bye Man or As Above, So Below?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We need /FFG/ threads again bros

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          many have tried reviving /ffg/, all of them failed

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Gonna need some clips with proof, possibly out of order or even haunted. The grainier the better.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As Above, So Below

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ops pic is actually genuinely unsettling for me
    First horror to do that in awhile so props for that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I too get taken aback when a woman I'm not related to smiles at me.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That final scare was cool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it really was, it's almost a shame to put it in the trailer
      but it's convinced me to go see the movie, so pros and cons, y'know

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      post it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's literally in op

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    paranoia agent but with magical black man and strong white female? just a guess

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not seeing the comparison because paranoia agent was about a fake story gaining atttraction because and people started imaging the same kid with the golden bat

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    seems like an mk ultra mass activation codeword embedded in this trailer

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The sadness already did this and way better

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    From the TWISTED mind of Brie Larson.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I understood the reference

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The woman next to the car was cool and unique scare in the movie... which is exactly why it's plastered everywhere across the internet in article headers.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like something Junji Ito would write as a short story.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not really into horror movies but this seems pretty kino and unique. hopefully the trailer wasn't all the good stuff

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU WILL BE HAPPY GOYIM

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pre-trailer before the trailer

    dropped

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pre-trailer before the trailer
      I absolutely hate this shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That and youtube ads ruin movie trailers when they spoiled the best part in the first 10 seconds

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Youtube Vanced for phone.
          https://github.com/Norikiru/VancedAPKs
          Brave Browser for PC with Sponsorblock addon.
          https://brave.com
          Done, never have to see Ads again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pre-trailer before the trailer
      I absolutely hate this shit.

      do you morons really not have some sort of adblock? the only commercials i see are youtubers shilling for raid and expess vpn

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    let me guess. the psychiatrist is actually a murderer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      could be interesting if this
      a critique of therapy and psychiatry as basically just a way of getting people with real problems to act like they're happy regardless of their problems

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If it played straight the opening girl said creature haunting her so it would be like it follows or something where entity can effect people

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ARRGH IS THAT A SMILE, I'M GOING INSAAANE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's traumatic for women when people smile at them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You just know some guy is going to tell the female lead
        >you should smile more
        and its going to be treated like some form of rape

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kek this shit looks hilarious, an entire movie of people doing the joker smile sounds fricking kino

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The trailer plays exactly like every other horrorr movie like The Ring. Once you have seen one you have seen them all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well the hope is that it adds something new
      that the joy of watching movies, y'know

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i didn't think the ring was that scary at all...this one at least gives me Goosebumps from the smiles. the jumpscares seem pretty basic though

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Could be good tbh

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ngl that caitlin stasey is creepy wether she is smiling or not. something aint right with her

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im da Joka babby

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that what a normal therapist room looks like? Huge and empty with a random red phone? Willy wonka shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like it's supposed to be a psych ward. They have that kind of edgeless furniture that's bolted to the floor, and they try to keep anything out of a patient's reach that they can harm themselves with.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gives away its best scare in the preview

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Horror movies are so fricking stupid now

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >AHHHHH SOMEONE IS SMILING! HELP ME!

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Psychology gay.
    Most therapists are far more disturbed by malignant behaviours. Malignant Narcissism and Covert BPD are probably the most despised disorders you'll find by Psychologists and Therapists simply because in layman terms, these people are genuinely usually completely evil pieces of shit who are extremely machevellian and spend much of their time fricking over everyone around them and pathologically lying. Also fun little bit of information, treatment usually makes those with covert BPD and Malignant Narcissism actually worse in their more Dark Triad behaviours.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah heard that about sociopaths as well. It's like therapy is almost a kind of school for them to sharpen their skills or something. If I'm not mistaken, I do believe that if someone is diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder, it's actually ideal NOT to have them go to therapy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Notice those with Cluster B disorders are on an unholy fricktonne of meds? No meds treat Cluster B disorders, those meds basically exist to dull their minds so they can't be as machiavellian and as destructive as they normally would be to those around them.
        What happens with Therapy is that it lets them essentially control their outward symptoms and erratic behaviour. The point of the therapy, is basically to allow them to get back to work and be somewhat productive members of society. The issue is, personality disorders are their personality, these people are still going to be pathological liars, machiavellian etc because that is their personality. They can now just more effectively carry out their shitty behaviour without showing outward appearances of being unstable, unhinged buttholes.

        Tell me how you guy figure out the personality of someone who spent his life lying to his family, relative and girlfriends?
        I-it's for a friend.

        Read a lot about personality disorders. study basically.
        A good book to read, though skip the chapter on bullshit Christgay "Muh demons possession" (C5 Possession and Group Evil) is People of the Lie.
        https://libgen.rs/book/index.php?md5=02F8545C6EF2916C9E16EA9438A85E4F

        Book goes through numerous case studies with Cluster B's and explains why they are so often genuinely evil people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me how you guy figure out the personality of someone who spent his life lying to his family, relative and girlfriends?
      I-it's for a friend.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, behavior analyst here. Some stuff just straight up can't be treated either, just mitigated a bit depending on how willing the person is to try and not be a piece of shit.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ari Aster and his consequences have been a disaster for the horror genre.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How so? Slasher movies are way more stale. Hereditary is a good movie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Slasher movies are way more stale.
        Do they even make slashers anymore?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There was a new Halloween movie last year, and Malignant was recent too. Before that there was Freaky not too long ago, and I'm probably missing a bunch. Slashers may not be en vogue right now but the genre will never really die.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks kind of meh, but I actually physically could not watch it anyway due to the mole on the lead's cheek.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >go to America
    >every single service person gives me a fake smile
    >get creeped the frick out and wonder if I'm in the twilight zone

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aw shit, it's Truth Or Dare all over again

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She had a huge gross disgusting mole on her left cheek

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