A Time Bandits remake without a single midge? They're stealing more roles from our guy Warwick.

A Time Bandits remake without a single midge? They're stealing more roles from our guy Warwick.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yikes

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WOW, that looks like an even bigger shit than I thought.
    Total trash DOA.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A Time Bandits remake without a single midge?
    That can't be right. Did Dinklage get to them too?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Replaced midge with nidge.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Casting dwarves in dwarf roles is offensive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This honestly pisses me off. The entertainment does all that big talk about inclusion and representing people but, when it comes down to it they do shit like this - and this comes after the whole Snow White backlash as well. You can't tell me that there were no dwarf actors, and even actresses if they want to play the gender card, available.

      The general public has rejected the midge. They do not want to be forced to look at them in their kinos

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If I can't be in it, you can't make it
      How did he get so much power?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ruins the careers of future midget actors

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He pulled up the step ladder. I joke but really, hes a c**t.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Time Bandits remake
    Just stop.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As soon as I heard the announcement I knew it was gonna be black and gay, so no shock here.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and it's on Apple TV, LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's on Apple TV, LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!
      does anyone actually watch apple tv?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "25 million
        Apple TV+: 25 million (estimated)
        Estimates have put Apple TV+ — which is available on all modern streaming platforms and not just Apple devices — somewhere around 25 million paid subscribers.9 May 2024"

        ok so its maximum audience is equivalent to the population of Taiwan but not all of them will even bother watching. These streaming services are a fricking joke.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “Terry was supposed to be there for two weeks but he left after three days,” this same person adds. “His disdain for the entire project was quite obvious. You probably won’t be hearing any praise for this series from him anytime soon.”

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nor from anyone who isn't a paid shill

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did Gilliam give them the go ahead to reboot his own IP?
      I would of thought someone as based as Gilliam would realise it would be a mistake.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gilliam would consider you a subhuman for writing “would of.”

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          True. But he is still based. Met him several times.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Did Gilliam give them the go ahead to reboot his own IP?
        He doesn't own the IP.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So which one is Charlyine Yi's new "my abuser"?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of them

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's their justification for not giving dwarf actors these great opportunities?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because

      Casting dwarves in dwarf roles is offensive.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you cast this old boomer b***h as the lead?
      These people are fricking moronic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you cast this old boomer b***h as the lead?
      These people are fricking moronic.

      I thought the woman in the middle was Catelyn Stark's actress. And now I see they're both 60, wtf.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kudrow looks light years better than that haggard old crone does, even comparing to her from the first season of got.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Taika Cohen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      David Cohen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whoa, how did you find that out? And it’s on his Wikipedia page! Those fiends made it public knowledge. Dastards.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They're stealing more roles from our guy Warwick.
    His wife just died.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that fricking phoebe in the middle

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This honestly pisses me off. The entertainment does all that big talk about inclusion and representing people but, when it comes down to it they do shit like this - and this comes after the whole Snow White backlash as well. You can't tell me that there were no dwarf actors, and even actresses if they want to play the gender card, available.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Taika Waititi
    Oh boy I can't wait for the movie to be endless scenes of ad-libbing in front of flat greenscreen environments, punctuated by action sequences where every beat is undercut with "welp, that just happened" jokes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget references to 10-year old internet memes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he’s so smart and talented and deserves to be in Hollywood because of that and not because of his race lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's israeli and his real name is not Taika Watiti

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lisa Kudrow
    Based, I will now watch your show and bathe in Cinemaphile's salty tears in every thread about it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I will now watch your show
      At least someone will watch it then. Don’t expect threads though, Cohen is finished.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Great Midget Replacement

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the movie that will kill David Cohen's career. When you are a big director and make a movie like that Thor movie, you usually get one more shot to redeem yourself and this will be it and he will fail

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He also made the Michael Fassbender flop, but I think it was so shit that it totally flew under the radar

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Jemaine still working with that rat

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how can that trash director keep getting movies?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ~~*how*~~ indeed, what a mystery

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he made lots of money during the marvel boom and now the ~~*execs*~~ think he's a safe bet to turn a profit

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >classic film of little dudes turned into a film about a coon, and two token white dudes lead around by a b***h and two kids

    I hate these people so much.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Bill Bailey on the far left?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw they actually went through with it
    Fricking maniacs i really thought cooler heads would prevail and the shitshow would've been cancelled at the eleventh hour to avoid further revenue loss and saving face

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol you silly motherfricker

      every franchise will be rebooted or remade

      every single one.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What franchise?
        It was one fricking movie.It didn't even do that well at the box office at the time..

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It was one fricking movie
          doesn't matter

          it's a recognizable ip. It's something you know. It's something you recognize

          And now they are rebooting it

          You think Buckaroo Banzai is safe because it's only one movie? You silly motherfricker

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It didn't even do that well at the box office at the time..
          $5 million budget and made $42.4 million in the United States and Canada in 1981. Adjusted to inflation that is $161.14 million today.
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Bandits#Box_office

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was a fricking masterpiece and watch your goddamn tongue.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >every single one

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they just remade emmanuelle so yes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's all just regurgitated propaganda, cultural brainwash. Its a tool, is all. The entertainment part is the hook.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing is canceled anymore. There’s no reason to. They spent the money, they hired the people, it’ll be released and they’ll call it a miniseries sixth months after everyone’s forgotten it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and if it really sucks, they just delete from the service an write it off

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are no cool heads in a table full of coke.

      Also no one even screamed "hey you frickers if we do this without a bunch of dwarfs we gonna get cancelled or something".That fricking diversity card is useless when it matters.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >taika waititi
    Reminder that he is literally a israelite who took on an australian abo name to pretend to be a minority

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So which one is Charlyine Yi's new "my abuser"?

      You phrased that in such a way, did you not know about this?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Missing that Bong atmosphere and aesthetic. This looks more like Bill and Ted

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about the allegations?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Something tells me the "they" doesn't refer to multiple people.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        😀

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a man touched me
      >and told me to do something
      >this is rape

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >whole "Personal Life" section is only accusations against people
      Oh boy here we go

      >Yi describes their gender identity as "queer genderfluid enby".[19] They use they/them pronouns.

      >On Twitter, Yi accused Marilyn Manson of sexual harassment on the set of House.[20]

      >In 2018, Amber Tamblyn said of her husband David Cross, "Basically he was rightfully accused of doing something racist to the comedian Charlyne Yi," following tweets that Yi had posted on the subject in 2017.[21]

      >In 2021, they spoke out about their experience with James Franco, specifically discussing their efforts to quit his 2017 film, The Disaster Artist, after learning of the sexual misconduct allegations against him. Yi also criticized Seth Rogen for enabling Franco's behavior and continuing to work with him following the allegations.[22]

      >In 2024, Yi said that while filming Time Bandits for Apple TV+, they were constantly assaulted by a male actor who, in the process, injured their back. The actor in question attempted to gaslight producers and HR about the incident to protect their image.[23]

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Amber Tamblyn said of her husband David Cross, "Basically he was rightfully accused of doing something racist to the comedian Charlyne Yi,"
        traitor

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Women are the israelites of gender

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They are the Black person of the world according to John Lennon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lol, imagine expecting a leftist woman to side with her husband over the Twitter Mob.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >In the town full of the most famously attractive people, every man LITERALLY CANNOT STOP trying to rape me, a 0.1/10 giraffe-necked weirdo who sexually identifies as "attention seeking"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >In 2018, Amber Tamblyn said of her husband David Cross, "Basically he was rightfully accused of doing something racist to the comedian Charlyne Yi," following tweets that Yi had posted on the subject in 2017.
        What a fricking c**t of a wife.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'M ALLOOGING YOU
        >NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP WORKING WITH HIM WHAT ABOUT THE ALLEGOOTIONS
        >AAAAAAAAH I'M ALLOOOOGING

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bruhhh who dafuq would hire this person, that's like guaranteed liability and bad press

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You just have to look at her face to see what she's about. Its great how obvious it is that she's like that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hmm, which demographic is famous for attacking asians?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mongolians.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How does this hideous goblin who has had issues, personally or legally, with so many past employers and coworkers keep getting work?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Charlyne Amanda Yi (born January 4, 1986) is an American actor, comedian, musician, and writer
        >still never hear about that outside Cinemaphile or those accusation articles
        Early life says nothing but something tells me her lucky star is shinning.

        That or the grip is so tight it can hold you by a hair strand. Pedowood is a fricking Mafia and no one stays in bussiness after ratting everyone around, that's pretty fricking weird career for sure.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like she smells bad and has a pussy 5 shades darker than the rest of her body

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus fricking christ they are actually just going through a hitlist of beloved childhood movies to besmirch the legacy of. It's unreal.

    And little people denied a paycheck again? Is this on purpose now?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gilliam abruptly ended and walked off of a December 2022 visit to the series’ New Zealand set after finding himself massively disappointed with Waititi’s handling of his original vision.

    “He wasn’t happy,” said the insider. “He kept groaning and making remarks. Terry was supposed to be there for two weeks but he left after three days.”
    https://boundingintocomics.com/2023/01/27/time-bandits-creator-terry-gilliam-reportedly-extremely-unhappy-with-taika-waititis-upcoming-apple-tv-adaptation-his-disdain-for-the-entire-project-was-quite-obvious/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope terry comes out and says what he hates about it after the show drops

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more suprised they kept the main character as a white boy

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The lead actor of the midgets in the original film was going to be in an episode of Star Trek Next Generation but shot himself before they finished filming. You can see his scenes on YT before they recast him.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Most_Toys#Production

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jack Purvis quadrispazzed himself by getting squished by his own car like Anton Yelchin.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >In 1991, Purvis became quadriplegic after his neck was broken in a car repair accident.[2] This and the 1990 death of David Rappaport led to Terry Gilliam's indefinitely shelving an intended sequel to Time Bandits, where both actors played titular roles.[5]
        A shame, they seemed to be great lads.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shot himself
      a israelite murdered him and stole his role. many such cases.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    REPEAT AFTER ME:

    NO MIDGE NO WATCH

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lisa kudrow
    why? i don't remember anyone ever pining for lisa kudrow's return to anything. she's supposed to die in obscurity where she belongs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i don't remember anyone ever pining for lisa kudrow's return
      By the looks she agrees with you

      >Amber Tamblyn said of her husband David Cross, "Basically he was rightfully accused of doing something racist to the comedian Charlyne Yi,"
      traitor

      >On Friday, Yi, who appeared as a series regular on Fox’s medical drama House, said that Manson visited the cast while they were filming the final season as a fan and “harassed just about every woman asking us if we were going to scissor, rhino & called me a China man.”
      I don't speak burger often, what does "rhino" means in context?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >what does "rhino" means in context?
        Dildo on head

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Black person

    BINNED.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is there a jigaboo?

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no dwarves
    >no george harrison
    What's the point?

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it gonna be cloudcuckoolander phoebe or snarky Paul ruud phoebe?

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like the same happy little bunch of 'tards from Snow White. Maybe they were all in on a rape/murder bit and buried her in the mine, and now must use a time machine to escape the poe-poe.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >taikai watitti
    >remake
    >no midgets

    I’d rather watch a Lifetime TV movie with some post wall D-List roastie than this shit.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >taika waititi
    shan't be watching

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Will Ferrell
    Gross. No thanks.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    minorities are social midgets, thats why theyre called minorities

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A Time Bandits remake without a single midge?
    another unwanted remake nobody asked for

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first one was pretty bad. Terry Gilliam is a hack, albeit one who makes great beauty, but still far superior Waititi, who typically only brings the ugly and vapid.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So lemme guess no midgets?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not diverse enough.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DONT TOUCH IT!!!!ITS EVIIILLLL!!!!

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