>AAAA YOO IS DAT WHITE BOI RIDING DA MOTHA FRICKAN WERM?!?!?

>AAAA YOO IS DAT WHITE BOI RIDING DA MOTHA FRICKAN WERM?!?!?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >imma ride his

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he kwutez
      >you aight Muad’Dib

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      DEY RIDE NAO?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boycott Warner Brothers

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She ruined DUNC. I couldn't take it seriously. Might as well have Billie Eilish as Irulan. Frick's sake.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pimp my worm
    Hahaha

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf kind of an r is that ?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU FINNA TELL ME WE SOME KINDA
    >sandwalks
    SHIEEEET WE SOME KINDA
    >sucks stillsuit catchtube
    MUHFUGGIN
    >pours one out for Shai Hulud
    DUNE PART TWO OR SUMMIN???

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    there was a racist guy sitting behind me during the movie and he kept making the most awful comments about ourgirl Zendaya. things like "I didn't know there were MONKEYS on Arrakis" and "Chani? more like ChaBlack person". I was disgusted and appalled, but too scared to say anything. his wife kept telling him to shush but he was undeterred

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol that was me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        breasts or GTFO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A Harkonnen tried to sit next to me at the theater. I pretended to be nice to him, even when he kept shouting “Rats! Fremen RATS!” making people shift uncomfortably in their seats. Finally I gained his trust. He asked if I could watch his popcorn and soda while he went to vacate his stillsuit. I agreed, and as soon as he left I crouched in my chair like a Sardaukar and began furiously jerking off into his concessions. Everyone laughed and cheered and the one Fremen in the audience said “Okay Atreides boy” in a really sassy voice. I came right when the Hans Zimmer soundtrack went BWAAOMMM. The Harkonnen came back after and we were all giggling but pretending like nothing was wrong. He ate the popcorn and didn’t even notice, LOL. I think they remove your taste buds when they file your teeth down or something. Anyway I got the big assed Fremen girl’s number afterwards and we had buttsex. Heil Paul!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I believe it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hullo there straight Ari Aster

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that guy's name? elon musk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In my defense, I was also loudly pointing how out unattractive Florence Pugh is as well

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        underrated

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      my first date ever was casino royale. girl was way too pretty for me, a legit stacey. she called the blacks chasing bond monkeys and some old lady looked back at us in disgust but i smiled and put my arm around her. she then blew me in my car. amazing first date

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coward. I would of stood up to him.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is she even in this film?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nepotism.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No way this relationship IRL wouldn't end up with Paul paying all the debts and fees of her entire extended family.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's funny is that in the books fremen stink of piss and shit since they never take their suits off outside of the sietchs, so it's long stretches of piss and shit inside your suit.

    My kids nappy bin reeks of foul unhappiness despite diapers always being inside a plastic bag so no poo ever actually touches the bin. I regularly clean and febreeze it as well but you cannot shift the imbued fecal stench. It's what I imagine zendaya smells like.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the sietch

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does the shit get through the suit? Do the Fremen have a shit tube stuck up their anuses?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        more like a diaper that sucks all the water out of it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, so the dehydrated shit mass would still be around your pelvis as you walk. Disgusting

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not mentioned in detail but I highly doubt they'd have a much higher tech solution than that. And it isn't really in the fremen character to be too preocupied with comfort or hygiene

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      On one hand, dehydrated pissy-shitties wouldn't smell quite as bad. On the other, having all that ammonia and bacteria still crystalized in there, as the water is the only part extracted, could be legendarily foul. It's likely the Fremen can't smell at all, psychosomatically, just to cope.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The nose tube may block smell

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unless Herbert suggests the suits are made of fantasy rubber that perfectly non-osmotic, smells would still soak through the pouches and filters.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn that's a ugly b***h

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Atreidesbois don’t even spice dey chicken lmao
    *sips Water of Life*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You meme but there's literally a "dat food too spicy for da whiteboi" joke in the movie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your lying

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's not. Its pathetic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao I forgot about that, it was in the scene in the tent where he got his gang name too.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron. The joke is that there's literal Spice in his food, so he's tripping balls while they're laughing at the supposed level of spiciness

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NAH FINNA DO MY OWN THANG

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boycott Warner Brothers

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dune is cool but it has some irritating logical inconsistencies that take me out of the experience. If everyone's fighting with knives, why aren't they wearing mail armor? Especially if you have to move slow to get through the energy shield, mail armor would be perfect, it would be extremely effective.

    Also the Harkonen and Sardokar in the second movie were excessively incompetent. They didnt even feel like a threat. Apparently it is even worse in the books in this regard and the Fremen just annihilate everyone. If the Fremen are THAT amazing, why haven't they defeated the Harkonen on their own? Its just not realistic to expect that fighters that are so good that they lose basically no one in their final battle wouldnt have been able to free their planet in hundreds of years, even without Paul

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A huge aspect of the first Dune book that’s almost entirely left of of the new movies is the fact that the Fremen focus most of their civilizational efforts on secretly terraforming Arrakis into a temperate world. They’re way more concerned with terraforming and concealing their terraforming via bribing the Spacing Guild than they are with actively fighting the Harkonnen.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's millions of them and they're all fanatical melee fighters. Until Paul they didn't have stuff like gunships and whatnot. Plus their real goal was to terraform Arrakis over like 500 years or so, they didn't really try and overthrow Harkonnens, just to keep them busy up north so they're left alone in the south, which unironically is much more hospitable (they bribe the Space guild in spice to not let anyone fly a satellite down there to check shit out)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Fremen were relatively primitive people. They are like what the Sentinel Islanders are to people in a modern country today.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay but if theyre so primitive how do their women children and elderly eradicate the empires best soldiers with minimal casualties? Its just not believable. I could buy the numbers argument if it was relevant in the story, but in the story the numbers are just overkill. They're vastly superior in every single way

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OH USUL, YOU SO CRAZY!

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    amerimutts really do soiface and jerk off to this gypsy

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