AAAAAAAAAAAAH

OLD GREY BEARD

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He’s the mouth of Sauron so he has a big cartoon mouth. This was amazing visual symbolism, bravo Jackson.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically. Also it's designed to look like Sauron's eye which is cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically. Also it's designed to look like Sauron's eye which is cool.

      apparently his mouth was going to be verticle at first lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Should have just been a mouth at the top of a tower. Would have been way more fun.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FULL OF GREEN DUST!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AINT WHAT SHE USED TO BE

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mouth of Sauron
    >He's literally a mouth

    Fuck you Tolkien you fucking hack

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What was Aragorn's tax policy?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is he the cumslut of sauron? Also why didn't sauron impregnate any easterling Qt and have a bunch of demigods running around.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sauron
    >All seeing eye
    >Still cant see it's Gandalf the White and not Grey

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >British author
    >make the villain look anglo
    What did Tolkien mean by this?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol imagine when you guys see Satan inb4 not real you will see him and cry forever he is your God

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not real

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve seen him and it was the most unpleasant thing I’ve seen in my life and I spent years homeless

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are mentally ill.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sure, make fun of Jackson's Mouth of Sauron, but at least he's not this clown:

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YOU ARE STANDING IN THE EYE OF THE STOOOORM MOVE AN INCH AND YOU'LL BE DEEEEAAD!!!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That Don Messick laugh feels kind of out of place, and yet it's also perfect.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this my favourite scene

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The part of his growling face at the end is one of those subtle signs that this was animated in Japan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically prefer this to monster mash mouth so much. To me the Mouth should be a somber reflection of the potential of Men should Aragorn fail and that works better if he was merely another Man facing him but one willingly siding with evil. I mean they could have made him display some corruption, he could have been withered and stuff maybe. But ultimately he should just be a guy wearing a helmet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn now i wish that he looked like the pic related... Like even have same music and stuff but when he takes off the helmet surprise surprise its not some abomination. Tho that hair is too much like Saruman i think.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't he likely the last Black Numenorean?
        He'd be both more, and less, than a mere man.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I agree but when I say a mere Man I mean as opposed to a monster like in the movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I first read the expanded thumbnail as:

      "It needs more to make a kino
      than a rabble such as this."

      Prophetic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      full clip

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ooh you touch my tralala

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my master, janny the unpaid bids thee welcome

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in hindsight it may be to much
      but
      i like to see Bruce Spence still getting work so who cares

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what was Sauron's dental policy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dental policy? I'll give you a dental policy, the one dental policy, to rule them all!

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=387
    suck my razor sharp cock

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, even medieval Brits had bath teeth.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are lotr threads so kino bros?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Sauron get him a dentist?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >aaaaaaaaaaa instead of holding the halfling captive we tortured to death the little one to death ahaaaaaaaaahhhh here's the proof he died horribly
    >wait wait don't cut my head off! I'm a diplomat, this is a war crime! This won't look well in your leg-ACK

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