OLD GREY BEARD
He’s the mouth of Sauron so he has a big cartoon mouth. This was amazing visual symbolism, bravo Jackson.
This but unironically. Also it's designed to look like Sauron's eye which is cool.
apparently his mouth was going to be verticle at first lol
Should have just been a mouth at the top of a tower. Would have been way more fun.
FULL OF GREEN DUST!
AINT WHAT SHE USED TO BE
>Mouth of Sauron
>He's literally a mouth
Fuck you Tolkien you fucking hack
What was Aragorn's tax policy?
Is he the cumslut of sauron? Also why didn't sauron impregnate any easterling Qt and have a bunch of demigods running around.
>All seeing eye
>Still cant see it's Gandalf the White and not Grey
>make the villain look anglo
What did Tolkien mean by this?
lol imagine when you guys see Satan inb4 not real you will see him and cry forever he is your God
I’ve seen him and it was the most unpleasant thing I’ve seen in my life and I spent years homeless
You are mentally ill.
Sure, make fun of Jackson's Mouth of Sauron, but at least he's not this clown:
YOU ARE STANDING IN THE EYE OF THE STOOOORM MOVE AN INCH AND YOU'LL BE DEEEEAAD!!!!!
That Don Messick laugh feels kind of out of place, and yet it's also perfect.
this my favourite scene
The part of his growling face at the end is one of those subtle signs that this was animated in Japan
I unironically prefer this to monster mash mouth so much. To me the Mouth should be a somber reflection of the potential of Men should Aragorn fail and that works better if he was merely another Man facing him but one willingly siding with evil. I mean they could have made him display some corruption, he could have been withered and stuff maybe. But ultimately he should just be a guy wearing a helmet.
Damn now i wish that he looked like the pic related... Like even have same music and stuff but when he takes off the helmet surprise surprise its not some abomination. Tho that hair is too much like Saruman i think.
Isn't he likely the last Black Numenorean?
He'd be both more, and less, than a mere man.
Yes I agree but when I say a mere Man I mean as opposed to a monster like in the movie.
I first read the expanded thumbnail as:
"It needs more to make a kino
than a rabble such as this."
Ooh you touch my tralala
my master, janny the unpaid bids thee welcome
in hindsight it may be to much
i like to see Bruce Spence still getting work so who cares
what was Sauron's dental policy?
Dental policy? I'll give you a dental policy, the one dental policy, to rule them all!
suck my razor sharp cock
Damn, even medieval Brits had bath teeth.
why are lotr threads so kino bros?
Why didn't Sauron get him a dentist?
>aaaaaaaaaaa instead of holding the halfling captive we tortured to death the little one to death ahaaaaaaaaahhhh here's the proof he died horribly
>wait wait don't cut my head off! I'm a diplomat, this is a war crime! This won't look well in your leg-ACK
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